AN-

"Ohohoh! How about a story about the song 'Give Me Back My Pants!'? It's my Len, and it's cute! :D" - BlackestNight BrightestDay

Request answered.

...Heheheheh.

Four: Wardrobe Malfunction
Len wakes up one morning to discover something isn't quite right....

Softly I groaned as I sat up in my bed. My alarm clock was going off, meaning Master needed me to sing today. But I wasn't really looking forward to it. I'd just gotten over a virus and I still didn't feel to hot. A Trojan isn't something you recover from too quickly. Master needed to be more careful when she went on the Internet. It didn't help that she had a whole line up of songs for me to work on today. The fact that Rin was dueting with me in most of them helped though. Rin didn't crack the metaphorical whip when she knew I didn't feel to well.

I climbed out of bed and went to change out of my yellow pajamas. I pulled on my classic Vocaloid outfit. Fixed the tie. Pulled my hair into the signature ponytail. Hooked the pants accesory to my shorts. Went to put on my footwear and froze. My socks were gone. The large black socks that I always wore with my outfit. Where in the world-?

...Ah...I guess Rin took them or something. Probably trying to get me to wear her's with the little paw prints on the side because it looked 'moe.' Well I'd show her.

I left the room, barefoot.

The next day began much the same way. Wake up, feel like crap for a minute, then get dressed.

My socks didn't come back. Instead my shorts were gone too!

My shorts!

Rin was going to pay for this.

I knew she was behind it. Again, I'd show her I wasn't afraid of her antics. I had another pair of shorts I kept in the closet for such an occasion.

They were a little old, but still perfectly wearable. I put those on and left the room.

When I got to the studio, Master didn't seem to notice anything different. Rin, however did.

"Geez, Len, first you come to the studio with no shoes on and now your wearing your old shorts too?"

"Well if someone would stop stealing my clothes..." I whined, blushing a little. It was embarrassing like this. I wish she'd stop stealing everything. I wasn't going to wear any of her clothes so fangirls would attack me again. I didn't like cross dressing....Even though it seemed to happen to me a lot.

"What's with that tone?" She asked, raising one of her brows. "You think it was me who took your clothes, don't you?" She accused, poking one finger into my shoulder.

"Well who else would steal my clothes for no reason?" I argued back.

"Random fangirls who got into your room? I don't know!" She shot back. "All I know is that it's not me. I swear, Len." With this statement she drew a heart on her chest with her finger, then drew a line through it.

"Cross my heart and hope to malfunction." She said. I sighed and scratched the back of my head.

"So...you haven't been taking my clothes?" I asked. Rin shook her head no. "Well then, who has?" I thought aloud.

"Maybe Meiko-onee is playing another joke on you. Or maybe even Miku. Perhaps Kaito-nii has found his inner shouta-con?" Rin named, counting on her fingers. I shuddered.

Please, dear Kami-sama, don't let it be the last one!

The next morning I had a day off. I groaned and rolled over onto my side to escape the bright sunlight coming through my window. I was feeling a little better today, but I still felt like crap. Better to just sleep in today. If only I had some curtains for these windows. Oh well. I'd get over it if I pulled the comforter up over my eyes.

Suddenly though, I realized something wasn't right. Something was definitely not right. I could feel the blanket move against my skin as I pulled it up. That wasn't supposed to happen. The leg of my pajama pants should have prevented that. Oh, dear lord. Don't tell me....

Hesitantly I peered under my blanket.

Oh for the love of all things holy! Where are my pants?! I sat up quickly, face bright red as I looked farther under the blanket, hoping that perhaps I'd kicked them off in my sleep. No such l luck.

That's not the only problem though. Not only were my pajama pants gone. But so were my...other pants. You know. The ones that go beneaththe pajama pants. I got out of bed and looked in the dresser. All my pants were gone! Every single pair. Looked in the closet. Both pairs of my shorts were gone now. My socks were still missing. All I had left were the clothes that went on the upper body.

What was I going to do now? I couldn't walk outside this room without pants! Or any kind of cloth down there in general! Everyone would see...and my backside too! Oh craaaaap!

Suddenly I had a thought. I looked in Rin's side of the dresser. I was surprised to find that her...clothes were gone too. Ok. So she was telling the truth- wait. Is she walking around somewhere without any panties on?! That's unsanitary!

Why am I thinking about this now?!

I needed to find some pants....

I searched desperately around the room, trying to find some sort of cover. But as you can guess everything was gone. Even Rin's extra shorts. Not that I would wear those. Ok maybe I would just so I could leave the room. But this was ridiculous! Who kept stealing my clothes?

"Hey, Len! Are you up yet?!" I heard the yell of Kaito-nii come from the living room.

"U-Um...Yes!" I called.

"Come in here for a second! Mei-chan got you some ice-"

"I told you not to call me that!" Meiko-onee's voice interrupted. I then heard a loud thump followed by a yelp of pain.

"Er....J-just a second!" I called. Oh jeez. Now what? If I told them I didn't have any pants they would laugh at me, wouldn't they? Argh! This is so embarrassing!

I found that if I put on my normal shirt it hung low on me. It would cover me completely if I slouched a bit. Though....

This definitely made me look shouta-y....

Meh....

"Hey, Len! You're ice cream's gonna melt if you don't come out!" I heard Rin call. Rin! She'd help me, right?!

Cautiously I poked my head around my door, looking into the living room. Kaito-nii, and Meiko-onee were on the couch. Miku-nee was sitting on the floor, and Rin was in the chair beside the couch. All of them were talking happily and eating ice cream that apparently Meiko-onee had gotten for everyone. Rin had mine in her other hand. It was obviously banana flavored.

Rin wasn't wearing her shorts. She had one of Miku's skirts on. I bet that irked her. Someone stealing her clothes as well.

"Hey, there he is!" Miku called, noticing me.

"Uh...." I stammered, looking away. I needed to be a man, and just ask. "H-h-h-....Uh..." COME ON LEN! YOU CAN DO IT!

"What? We can't hear you! Come in here, your ice creams gonna go to waste." Meiko said, waving me over. I blushed and tightly shut my eyes.

"H-have any of you-?!" I began but was suddenly struck silent as someone pulled me from the doorway. I stumbled into the hall, barefoot and pantsless. I squeaked and pulled the hem of my shirt down over myself. I closed my eyes, feeling the heat of embarrassment burn in my face.

"Woah! That's my Len! Fight the power!" I heard Meiko shout, laughing. I groaned and let my chin hit my chest.

"....Someone took your pants, didn't they?" I heard a voice who I recognized to be Rin's say beside me. She must have been the one to pull me from the secrecy of the doorway.

"Mhm..." I whined, and nodded.

"Mine too....come on..." She said, and pushed me back into the room. The last thing I saw before the door closed was Miku putting a napkin to her bleeding nose.

You know what's more embarrassing than being seen without your pants? Being seen in someone else's pants.

The only person small enough to be my size was Mikuo. And he didn't wear pants. No no. He had his beloved Skants.

The pants with a skirt around it? Yeah. And even those were too big on me. It was going to be a few hours until someone got back from the store with some new pants for both me and Rin.

She was really pissed about the whole thing. Apparently someone had taken her socks and shorts as well. Both of us were naked from the waist down upon waking up this morning. Except she'd had Miku help her before anyone noticed. I had to be the one who got caught with their pants down....so to speak.

I hate my life.

Miku couldn't look at me since this morning. Everytime she did she'd get another nosebleed. And Kaito-nii would blush and look at something else in the room. And then Meiko-onee would just embarrass me some more by talking about it and telling everyone that I was training to be a nudist. I wasn't training to be anything that required me to be naked! I like clothes! They're comfy!

"Cheer up, Len. It's not that bad." Rin tried to comfort me, patting my shoulder a little. It only made me blush again.

"Yes it is." I sighed. "Everyone..saw."

"Not everyone. Luka-onee, Gumi, and Gakupo-nii weren't in the room."

"So? They still heard about it."

"Oh, stop being a grump." Rin said, pulling at my cheeks, "You're just mad because everyone thinks you have a cute butt."

"Do youthink that?" I asked. It was difficult to talk with Rin tugging at my face. Suddenly she blushed, as red as I was.

"Well...uh...y-you see that's..." She stumbled, letting me go.

"Hello, everyone!" A sudden call interupted her. We all turned to see Master walking into the room.

"Good morning, Master!" Miku chriped happily.

"Good morning, Miku-chan." Master replied, patting the girl's head.

"Master, we have a theif in here." Rin said, "Someone's stolen mine and Len's...uh...lower clothing." I nodded in agreement. Master looked at us for a moment, probably taking in our appearance. Our clothes must look odd. Kagamine on the top, Hatsune on the bottom.

...That sounded wrong.

But then Master sighed, a smile appearing on her face.

"Oh, that? I took them." She said.

"What?!" Rin and I exclaimed at the same time.

"Yeah. I sold your pants on the Internet." Master said, brushing some of her blonde hair, that had fallen from the low ponytail she wore it in out of her face. As if this was nothing important.

"Why would you do that?" I asked.

"Hey, gotta make money somehow. I figured Len and Rin Kagamine products would hit it big with the fans."

"So you sold our pants?"

"Yup!" Master said cheerfully.

Simultaneously Rin and I slapped our palms to our faces.

"Ok, Len, Rin! I got you guy some more- Oh, hello, Master." Kaito-nii smiled as he noticed the woman. He gave her a small bow.

"Good morning, Kaito-kun. Are those for the twins?" Master pointed at the bags in his hands.

"Yup. Seems they ran into some trouble with the underwear gnomes." He laughed at his own joke. I groaned and rolled my eyes.

"Shutup." Rin grumbled.

"Oh, um but seriously Master, I think something is wrong. Because this morning I woke up and couldn't find my favorite muffler." Kaito-nii said, seriously. Master smiled and gave Rin and I a small wink when the bluenette wasn't looking.

Facepalm.

AN- OHOHOHOHO~

Why is torturing Len so fun? D=

I dunno....OH and guess who Master was this time? That's right! Me!

Len- Why the self insert?
Tsuki- Well my dear Len, you are soon going to have to revert to calling me Master.
Len-...Wait..you mean-?
Tsuki- That's right Lenny-kins. I am a Vocaloid owner....Guess who's voice bank....or should I say bankS I got?

Rin- Mine and Len's?
Tsuki- BINGO!
Rin- Yahtzsee!

Len- Oh jeez.....