AN- Request answered

Note: I do not own Mori Kisekine, she belongs to XxXMori-ChanXxX.

I DO own Taiyou and Tsuki Shokune.

Five: Attempted
Attempted theft, isn't the same as theft

"I'm bored."

"Me too."

"Me three."

"Us four." This last statement came in a harmonized unison from the Kagamine twins.

The two pop idols were currently laying on the floor, part of what looked to be a star formation with their three less popular friends. To Len's left was Shokune Taiyou, a raven haired male who was currently playing around with the electronic panel on his detached sleeve. To Taiyou's left was his younger twin sister Tsuki, who appeared to be staring off into space. Then to her left was Kisekine Mori, a purpleish-blue haired female who had uttered the first statement. Rin was to her left.

"What do you guys want to do?" Len asked.

"I don't know, what do you want to do?" Mori replied.

"I don't know, what do you want to do?" Rin chuckled.

"I don't know....But I'm kicking major butt on Pong." Taiyou said, pressing more buttons on the panel. The other three sweat dropped.

"What about you, Tsuki-chan? Do you have any ideas?" Rin asked, tilting her head back to look at the raven haired female. She got no response.

"Tsuki-chan?" The blonde tried again. Taiyou rolled his crystalline eyes and gently nudged his sibling. Instantly she snapped to attention.

"Hm? What?" She asked.

"Where you not even paying attention?" Len asked.

"Aheh...sorry. I was off thinking about sunshine and kittens."

"Pfft." Taiyou laughed.

"Do you know of anything that we can do?" Mori asked.

"Hmmm....Maybe. Give me a minute."

They waited a few minutes.

"Alright." Tsuki said finally, "I've got an idea, but we're gonna need a bucket of melted chocolate, some llamas, and footy pajamas."

Silence. Everyone in the circle turned to give the raven female a questioning look.

"Footy pajamas?" Len echoed.

"Llamas?" Rin raised her eyebrows.

"But of course!" Tsuki exclaimed, unfazed by the weird looks of her friends. "How else would we have a chocolate llama pajama party?"

Group facepalm.

"Tsuki-chan..." Taiyou sighed, "I love you..but...No. Just no."

"Awww. Ok..." She pouted.

"Oh! I have an idea!" Mori exclaimed suddenly.

"What?" Rin asked.

"We can go play a joke on Kaito!" She said, smiling. Len and Rin smiled as well, looking at each other. They had played many a joke on their older brother figure.

"It's not very nice to play jokes on Kaito-nii." Tsuki mumbled.

"Oh, but it's nice to screw around with Akita-san's cellphone when she's not looking?" Taiyou asked, not taking his eyes off the game. Tsuki blushed and shut her mouth.

"Alright here's the plan!" Rin said, turning over onto her stomach. The other's (except Taiyou who was busy with his game) copied her. Rin smirked, looking at her future henchmen.

"We are going to steal, Kaito-nii's scarf!" She said. Len raised a brow.

"His muffler? I thought we could just run him over with the Road Roller again."

"No no, Len-kun." Rin said, waving her finger, "We've already done that twice this week. He'll be expecting it."

"Yeah I suppose that's true." Len sighed. "Time for something different."

"Yes." Rin agreed.

"What are we going to do with the muffler when we get it?" Taiyou asked, still staring at the panel.

"Hide it of course." Mori chimed in. "He'll go crazy looking for it."

"Where can we hide it, though?" Tsuki asked.

It was quiet for a moment as the four thought, except for the small beeps coming from Taiyou's game.

"Eh...We'll figure that out later." Rin said, waving her hand. "For now let's just focus on stealing the scarf."

"Ok, now we need a plan." Len said.

"We need to try and get Kaito-nii to take the scarf off long enough for us to snatch it." Mori mumbled. Tsuki hummed a sigh and placed her face into her palms, propped up on her elbows.

"We could spill something on him," Taiyou said, "and then he'd have to take it off to wash it."

"We want to hide it, not ruin it." Rin snapped.

"Does it matter if we ruin it? He's got like eleventy billion more of those things." Taiyou said, finally pulling his eyes off of his sleeve. His tilted his head back to look at the blonde female across from him.

"But what if we mess up his favorite one?"

"Is he wearing his favorite one?"

"He might be."

"But is he?"

"Let's just say he is, to be safe!" Mori exclaimed, ending the argument. Taiyou pouted a little, narrowing his crystalline eyes.

"Uwah~" Tsuki sighed, rolling over right on top of her brother. The older Shokune blushed, seeing as he was still on his back, and Tsuki had rolled onto him on her stomach.

"Then what are we gonna do?" She asked, looking at Rin.

"Hmmm...." Rin hummed, kicking her legs a little.

"I've got an idea." Mori said, raising her hand. Her detached sleeve hung in an angle seeing as they were too big for her arms.

"What?" Len asked.

"Kaito-nii always takes a nap right after his icecream time, right?"

"Uh...yeah?"

"Well look at what time it is." Mori gestured toward the clock on the wall. All five pairs of eyes tilted upward toward the object.

"2:35." Len stated.

"He's sleeping now then, isn't he?" Tsuki asked, ignoring the eyes of her brother who was attempting to glare at her wishing she'd take the hint and get off of him. But it was hard to feel afraid when he was blushing.

"Yeah, probably." Rin mumbled. "So now would be the best time."

"Well then, what are we waiting for?" Mori said, pushing herself into a standing position.

"Yeah, let's do this!" Len exclaimed standing up as well.

"This is stupid." Taiyou mumbled, tilting his head back once more to look at the standing troops.

"Well then maybe you should hang back. You're not enthusiastic enough to be one of my henchmen." Rin said with an annoyed twitch her eye.

"Maybe I will." Taiyou snapped.

"Maybe you should."

"I will."

"Fine!"

"Fine-!"

"C'mon Taiyou-kun! Don't be such a stick in the mud!" Tsuki said, giving a poke to his forehead.

"No." Taiyou said firmly, shaking his head. "I don't take orders well." He sent a look toward Rin who rolled her eyes.

"Besides," he continued, "I've got something better I need to do."

"What's that?" Tsuki asked with a puzzled expression.

"It's a secret." He put a finger to his lips and winked, causing his sister to smile. "Now, Tsuki-chan, will you please get off me?"

Sweatdrop.

"Aheheh...."

Mori, Tsuki and the Kagamines made their way upstairs, silently as to avoid attention from the other Vocaloids in the house. Right now the upper floors looked deserted, which was a good thing for the quartet. Slowly, they crept toward the room of a certain blue-haired male. As they reached the door, Rin, who was at the head of the line, turned and pressed her finger to her lips as she pushed the door open. From inside they could hear the soft snoring of their older brother figure. He was resting on his bed, an empty bucket of what used to be pear icecream on his nightstand. He looked peaceful, with a goofy grin on his face.

"Bakaito....That was myicecream." Mori mumbled, only to be shushed by Tsuki.

"We'll get you some more later." She promised. "With some pocky!"

"Will you two be quiet?!" Rin hissed, stepping inside the room. Tsuki gave a small salute before following inside.

"Ok, here's the plan. Mori, you stand outside and make sure no one comes down the hall and makes any noise. Len, you're with me. Tsuki, don't do anything stupid." Rin said, giving the raven a look.

"Can't promise anything." She replied. As Mori stepped into the hallway once more, Rin gestured for her male counterpart to follow her. He obeyed, sneaking with her to the bedside. Both of the ducked as Kaito mumbled a bit and turned in his sleep. Then he went right back to snoring. Rin looked at her twin, and he shrugged. Cautiously, the blonde male rose back up, looking at his older brother figure over the side of the bed. Seeing he was still fast asleep he gave Rin a thumbs up.

Rin nodded, and moved to the opposite side of the bed. Giving Len the signal, she stood up as her twin gently pulled on the bluenette's shoulders, lifting him off the mattress. Amazingly he remained asleep, even as Rin pulled his beloved muffler from around his throat. Once she had the prize, Len let him plop back down.

"Geez, he's a heavy sleeper." Rin mumbled, warping the muffler into a ball in her hands. "Alright, let's get-"

"Oops!" Tsuki toppled to the floor as her foot caught in one of the empty ice cream cartons on the carpeted floor. She landed with a hard thud and a groan of pain.

"NO MEIKO-CHAN, DON'T HIT ME!" Kaito shouted as he sprung up from his sleeping position. He relaxed his flailing arms, realizing that his assailant was only a dream.

"Tsuki, you idiot." Rin hissed, catching Kaito's attention.

"Heeeeey......" He said, narrowing his eyes, "What are you three doing in here? And give me back my muffler!"

"BAIL! BAIL! MISSION ABORT!" Len screamed, bolting for the door; Tsuki didn't hesitate to follow. Rin cursed under her breath and tossed the muffler back at the bluenette before bailing with the others. Mori scrambled downstairs with the rest of them into the kitchen.

"What happened?" She asked, panting from her run.

"Grace here fell over." Rin said, looking at the raven.

"....Sorry." Tsuki mumbled, letting her head drop. Len patted her head with a sigh.

"Mission failed."

"I told you guys it was stupid." Taiyou chuckled, entering the room. He had what looked to be a lolipop in his mouth, and spoke with it's stick coming from the corner of his lips. Shoving his hands into his pockets, he smirked at the group.

"Shutup, Shokune." Rin mumbled, crossing her arms over her chest, "At least we were being productive."

"Oh, and I wasn't?"

"Were you?" Tsuki asked.

"I told you I had something better to do, didn't I?" He shrugged. At that moment, four certain people in the room froze as a sleepy-eyed Kaito entered the room, his muffler back around his neck. He sent a look at the group before heading over to the freezer. Taiyou twirled the stick of the sour candy between his fingers as he watched the older Vocaloid.

"Watch this." He whispered to the others and Kaito removed a carton of vanilla icecream from the freezer. Picking up a spoon from the drawer, he greedily dug into the substance, taking a few bites before pausing, the spoon in his mouth. Suddenly his eyes shut tightly and he dropped the carton of the frozen treat. Taiyou began to smile as he watched the older male begin to fan at his face, which was turning quite a dark shade of red, the spoon falling from his lips as they tightened. He began to make small noises of discomfort or pain as tears fell from his tightened eyes. He ran out of the room then, the group hearing the door to the bathroom slam shut.

"What the heck did you do?" Len asked, raising a blonde brow. Taiyou chuckled a little, before reaching into his back pocket. From it he pulled two items and held it out to show to the others.

"Hot sauce, and little bits of a War Head," he said with a smirk, talking through the candy in his mouth again, "Works every time."