AN-
Something I thought of when I thought of making Taiyou's character item sour candy xD

Bitter Sweet
Len revenge is fail revenge

Len huffed as he rummaged through every place he could in the kitchen, even daring to wander into Haku's liquor cabinet. He shut the refrigerator door with a slight pout. His bananas were gone. G-O-N-E. Gone. Not a one to be found. And the blonde was feeling snackish. VERY snackish. As in "I wanna save my appetite for a banana so I'll skip breakfast," snackish. Luckily, some of the Vocaloids had gone out for groceries not long ago. They would return with a fresh bunch of his favorite food, but he didn't know how much longer he could go on without it.

The younger of the Kagamine's crossed his arms behind his head with a sigh as he ventured back into the large living room of the Vocaloid mansion. For some strange reason, he had the whole place to himself today...Well except for that pompous asshole Taiyou Shokune, who was staying here with his sister, Tsuki. That guy had a lot of nerve. Everyday he picked on Len. Calling him "shorty," or "Shouta-bait" whenever he saw him. But in Len's opinion, the other looked more like a girl than he did.

What with his long, silky raven hair and snowy white skin.....Asshole.

Len sighed again as he plopped onto the couch, placing his yellow-painted fingers over his stomach which gave a loud growl.

"Feed me, Len, or I will growl at you!" It seemed to say.

"Oh, I would, my dear tummy, but sadly there are aren't any bananas to sacrifice to you." Len would reply.

"To bad for you," his tummy would say, "Because now I'm going to growl and make you feel highly uncomfortable and be very very annoying!"

And so it was.

The blonde lounged on the couch, picking up the remote and surfing through channels on the plasma television on the wall. There didn't seem to be anything on. Except for a story on how UTAU was on tour, but Len already knew that. UTAU was supposed to be a rival group for the Vocaloids lead by the famous Kasane Teto, but all they turned out to be were very good friends. Sometimes they even toured together.

"Shhh." Len scolded his stomach as it growled. Once it quieted, he resumed to flip through channels. He paused only when he heard movement from one of the higher floors. Oh great, here comes Mr. Ass Hat to worsen his already bad mood. Len couldn't help but stare at the younger male as he descended the staircase. He looked so full of himself, Len thought. Taiyou had his eyes closed as he walked, hands in his pockets, a stick coming from the corner of his lips which could only be a lolipop. His knee-length raven hair was left out of the usual ponytail he wore it in and he hummed as he walked behind the couch towards the kitchen, ruffling Len's hair a bit as he passed.

"Hey there, Banana Head." He greeted.

"That's a new one." Len glared, pushing his bangs back into the spikes he wore them in.

"I thought I might change it up a little, Shorty." Taiyou replied, turning on his heel to look at the blonde with a smirk. Len felt his face heat up.

"You're the same height as I am!"

"Yeah....and?"

UGH, that guy was such an ASS. Len rolled his azure eyes before noticing something held in the raven's hand.

"What's that?"

"This?" Taiyou echoed, holding up the object, "Banana peel."

"A....banana peel?"

"Yeah, I ate a banana, and this is the peel...well there's a little left in there."

"Where'd you get a banana?" Len quickly sat up.

"Took the last one this morning. Why?" Taiyou asked, already knowing why.

"That was mine!" Len whined, standing up.

"I didn't see your name on it." The other male shot back.

"You're very mature...."

"I'm aware. Did you want that banana or something?"

"Yes. Yes I did."

"Oh well, too bad for you." Taiyou shrugged, and ate the last bit of banana from the fruit's peel. Len narrowed his gaze, absolutely fuming with anger. This guy had gone too far this time! Teasing was one thing.

BUT NOBODY TOUCHES THE BANANAS.

"You are such an asshole!" Len shouted, stomping his foot.

"And you're cute when your angry." The raven replied, giving him a smirk. Len was not amused.

"Fine. If you're going to take my stuff, then I'm gonna take yours." He said, crossing his arms. Taiyou raised a brow, but turned on his heel again toward the kitchen to toss the useless banana peel.

"And how are you gonna get my stuff?" He asked, re-entering the room.

"I already have it." Len replied, pulling a small bag from his back pocket. Taiyou's eyes widened, as well as his mouth. The lolipop dropped to the floor.

"How'd you get those?!"

"Rin gave them to me when you gave them to her. She didn't like them anyway...Whatever they are..." The blonde muttered, looking at the small red candies. Taiyou laughed nervously as he stared at him. Slowly he raised his hands.

"Listen, Len, you don't wanna eat those." He said.

"Why not? You ate my stuff." Len growled.

"Yeah, but those are prank candies. Rin was supposed to eat them, not you."

"Hah, nice try. I may be short, but I'm not an idiot." Len scoffed, opening the package of candy and taking one into his hand. Against the loud protest of Taiyou he popped it into his mouth with a smirk. After a second though, that smirk fell. Len's face scrunched together as he felt the sting of sour race across his tongue. He dropped the bag of candy, shaking his head and flailing his arms.

Too sour! Too sour!

"You idiot! Spit it out!" Taiyou shouted, shaking the blonde a little. But he couldn't. He didn't want to move it around his mouth anymore, in fear of tasting it again. He cracked one eye open to look at the raven for assistance. Taiyou rolled his crystalline eyes and grabbed the older male by the wrist.

"C'mon, you stupid moron." He mumbled, pulling Len along back into the kitchen. Once in front of the sink, he stopped and turned back to his housemate.

"You're gonna have to let that candy out....Or else you won't be able to taste anything for a whole week." He warned, filling a glass with water. Len again, tried to open his mouth, but the sour had his face to screwed up.

"Dude, you have serious sour lock.....Well, only one way to fix that." Taiyou sighed and promptly stomped onto Len's foot. He screamed in pain, the candy dropping onto the tiled floor. Len hissed as he glared at the raven, tears falling from his eyes from both the sour trauma and the pain in his foot.

"You ass, that hurt!" He said. Taiyou said nothing, but held out the glass of water for the blonde. He snatched it and began to down the liquid.

"I see, no thank you? I tried to warn your stupid ass but do you listen to me? Nooo, you're too focused on getting revenge for your stupid banana."

"Don't talk shit about bananas!" Len snapped. "You're the weird one with your love of sour."

"Hey, sour is good."

"For you maybe. Ugh, it's horrible. I can't even taste anything anymore. What I would kill to taste bananas right now...." Len sighed. Taiyou smirked.

"Well...since this is all my fault I guess I can give you that."

"What are you talking about-mmmph!?" Len was cut short as Taiyou crushed his lips against his. Surprised, Len's eyes widened with a short gasp which allowed the raven to let his tongue slip into his mouth. Len could taste the banana that he had eaten earlier on his tongue, just as Taiyou enjoyed the tang of sour he tasted on Len's. He pushed the blonde back against the counter, deepening the kiss. Len whimpered a little as the counter dug into his lower back, his eyes shutting tightly. He shoved the younger male away from him taking deep breaths.

"What the hell are you doing!?" Len screamed, wiping his mouth. Taiyou chuckled and licked his lips.

"Doesn't it feel better?" He asked. Len furrowed his brows, smacking his lips a little. It did feel better. That banana taste now lingered in his mouth.

"Now," Taiyou said, cornering the blonde against the counter once more, letting his face get dangerously close to the other male's "The next time I tell you not to eat something...Don't eat it."

Len blushed. Taiyou smirked.

AN- OHOHOHOHOHO~

Who else thought of Tourettes Guy when they read "don't talk shit about bananas!" xD I love that bit from Tourretes Guy. "DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!"

....What? I felt like writing some smexy yaoi D=
I haven't written any for this fandom...

Plus, you gotta love TaiyouxLen, eh? Eh?....I'm fail. I know.