AN- I have a poll on my profile, please go vote :3

Nine: Caught
Len and Kaito are caught in the act...wait...

It was the middle of the afternoon, and a certain Kagamine was calmly walking down the hall toward the appropriate room. That is until a load groan echoed through the hallway. Bare feet stalled on the carpet, outside the closed door leading to Kaito's room. After a few more moments, brows were raised in surprise as another high pitched moan came muffled from behind the door. Followed by voices.

"Wait, y-you can't..."

"Oh, why can't I?"

"A-aaah~ K-Kaito-nii~" A few shuffles, and sounds of movement. What the hell?

"What's wrong, Len-kun? Is this too much for you?"

"B-b-but what if the others-"

"I don't care what the others say."

"Mngh! K-Kaito-nii..."

The blonde in the hallway shifted uncomfortably at hearing all these things. It figures that they would be heard since the blue-haired adult and the two Kagamines were the only ones home at the moment. But the lone Kagamine decided that it definitely couldn't be what it sounded like. No way would Len be letting Kaito do things to make him sound like-

"A-aangh! D-don't touch me there."

"You know you're liking it."

"Oh, please~!"

"Please, what?" Kaito chuckled darkly.

"I-I..."

"Yes?"

"I-I-I...I need you..."

"I thought you'd never ask. I hope your ready for this, Len-kun."

The young Vocaloid in the hallway had finally heard enough, so with a tomato red face, but an annoyed expression, the door was thrust open all the way.

"KAITO-NII, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN HERE?" Len shouted, as he opened the door. Kaito was sitting in the middle of the floor of his bedroom. In one hand he held a small plushie of himself, and in the other one of the male Kagamine. The Len doll had already lost it's shirt and it looked as if the bluenette had been in the process of removing it's pants. The Kaito doll was already completely naked.

Kaito snapped his head up, hearing the slam of his door against the wall. When he saw who was in the doorway, the amused look on his face fell, and the two waiting through a short an awkward silence before Kaito opened his mouth again.

"Ummmmmm..." He looked between the dolls in his hands, and then shoved them behind his back.

Len continued to stare at him with an unamused expression, and a tint of pink on his face. The last thing he'd expected to hear while walking back to his room was Kaito playing a rather naughty game of dolls.

"Well?" Len shouted, wanting an answer.

"Uh," Kaito repeated, pulling out the dolls again, and wiggling them in the air, "S-saucy puppet show?"

Len facepalmed.

"Don't look at me for about month, ok?" He mumbled, before slowly shutting the door, and began down the hall once more. But before he managed to get his own door shut, he couldn't help but hear perverted giggling.

"Now, where were we, Len-kun?"

Len slammed his door shut, and blared his radio for the rest of the night.

AN- PFFFT
This is what happens when I watch "Shota Desuyon" and "Shoterella" and want to write KaiLen, but I absolutely dislike KaiLen xD
So I made it the best I could without making it difficult for myself.

If I write Vocaloid yaoi it's prolly gonna be more of TaiLen xD

-shot for using OCs-