"Indeed I am. What are you still doing here James? I thought Sirius would get rid of you before I returned."

"Hi Moony, how are you? I'm fine, thanks for asking… I was just leaving, so don't mind me. Sirius's detailed explanation of how anxious he was to get into your pants just fascinated me."

"Fascinated, Prongs? I had no idea you were into that."

"Ha-ha real funny Moony… you both are really getting a kick out of messing with my head today… and to think I was worried about you getting hurt."

"Aghh don't start this again! Remie doesn't need to hear you winning! You'll ruin the mood!"

"He was winning? How odd… I didn't expect that."

"I was doing no such thing! I'm leaving now –don't want to keep you from your disturbingly sweet, fluffy and pink lovemaking."

smack

"Oi you bloody idiot that hurt! You're never getting this shoe back Padfoot! You'll remember me when you need it tomorrow to get to class."

"Yeah, yeah just bloody leave."

"Fine, and don't do it on my bed. In return I'll keep Pete away when he comes back to the Common Room."

"Thanks James, we won't."

"Don't worry about it Moony."

"…"

"Well he's finally gone."

"Yeah, I told you I'd be able to get him out… you shouldn't doubt me Moony."

"I don't love, not when it matters. Come here you silly mutt."

"…"

"I love it when you hold me."

"Hmm… I do too Pads."

"I also love it when you start taking your clothes off."

"Well, I can't say it bothers me."

"Ha! Not when you know what's in store for you, you kinky werewolf."

"I'd only do it for you, you know that right? Never for anyone else."

"You better not! Wouldn't want you showing around your wildly gorgeous body to anyone else. Imagine how those stupid Ravenclaw bints would react, they only fall short of drooling after you now and they haven't even seen your sexy bits."

"I swear you're delusional Sirius, those Ravenclaw girls just wanted help with they're Defense essay."

"Yeah right! You're too sweet and innocent Remmie. I saw the way they looked at you, and they sure seemed to need help in another department!"

"Wh –what? In case you haven't noticed Sirius, I'm bent."

"Are you now? I think I might need proof of that."

"Proof huh? Wasn't our little rendezvous during dinner today enough proof that I like cock?"

"Mmm –oh Moony you're so hot when you talk dirty… you don't know what you do to me."

"I think I do love, I can feel it against my leg."

"Won't be the only thing you'll be feeling tonight…"

"I sure hope not, I expect a heavy dose of pink lovemaking."

"Pink? What are you talk –bloody James! I never even mentioned the color pink! He made that all up by himself, the stupid git. I swear!"

"Really now? What were you talking about?"

"We were discussing the best positions we should try tonight... you know, to have a bit of advice ready for when he decides to come out and join us in the gay way of life."

"You should know by now that I don't kiss and tell Pads."

"Oh I know alright. Wouldn't want you to hex me like you did Evans that time she tried to squeeze all our juicy sex-life details out of you…"

"Yeah well, you would be surprised at how selfish I can be when it comes to you and our naked adventures. Merlin knows I don't need another bird pinning for you."

"And I don't need another evil bint picturing you naked, it must be a conspiracy…"

"That doesn't make sense Pads."

"Nor does the fact that you are still very much clothed."

"Well what are you gonna do about it?"

"…"

"How about a strip tease, Moony?"

"I wouldn't mind one."

"I meant from you."

"Not gonna happen mate, but I'd be happy to see you going at it."

"You're such a sly dog! What would I get in exchange for one?"

"Well, add to it a lap dance and we could make a deal."

"You're serious aren't you?"

"No that would be you, we've being through this identity crisis thing Pads…"

"Not funny. You know… I'm actually considering this."

"You should be, I'm feeling very generous."

"Generous huh? What would be my reward?"

"What do you want?"

"Aside from you? Hmm tough –I would have to say– you."

"Well, what are you waiting for then?"

"…"

"Really love, you can close your mouth now. I don't know why you're so surprised. Weren't you aware it was gonna happen tonight?"

"Technically yes, but–"

"We are gonna make love Sirius. Right now."

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