An- Two of these are inside jokes between a friend and I xD

We're stupid like this.

Just a few drabbles, nothing much

13. Drabble-licious
How many drabbles does it take to get to the- aw you know the rest...

1. Colour Blind

"Hey, Rin?"

"Yes, Len?"

"...Your tongue is orange."

Rin stopped licking the popcicle in her hand and turned toward her brother with a confused expression. He had been watching her eat the treat for the past few minutes (innocently enough...Len you perv) and he was just now seeing the orange tint of the normally pink appendage.

"Well duh, Len, it's always orange." Rin replied, and bit the tip off of the orange popcicle.

"It is?" He asked rather surprised. He almost dropped his own banana flavored snack in his shock.

"Duh, Len."

"I don't see it as orange all the time!" Rin gave her brother a stern look, her brows coming together.

"Len," she said, simply, "You're colour blind, remember?"

Len paused.

"Oh yeaaaaah." He said, causing Rin to facepalm.

"Jeez, I just forget sometimes," he continued, "Haha, it's like if I didn't know any better I'd think Gakupo's hair was purple or something."

"Len...It is purple."

"WHAT? Has it been that this whole time? Holy crap is Miku's hair pink?" He meant it rhetorically but...

"Actually that's Luka."

"Are you kidding me?"

"Len, calm down." Rin placed a hand on his shoulder.

"How can I calm down when everything I know is a lie! The next thing you know, you're gonna be telling me Kaito's hair is blue!"

"...Well..."

"AW C'MON!"

2. No Homo...er...Kinda

Kaito and Gakupo quickly hopped the fence into the neighbor's yard. The neighbor's had gona on vacation, leaving their pool unguarded. And bluenette and samurai planned to take full advantage. They raced across the grass, nothing but the wind and the sound of crickets interrupted their breaths. Once reaching the pool, they quickly stripped to their swim shorts and jumped in.

After splashing around for a little while, Kaito held up one finger to signal the other to wait while he dove beneath the water. Gakupo sported a confused look until Kaito reappeared holding his swim shorts. He was now naked. Gakupo gave him a shocked, and weirded out look.

"Oh, no homo." Kaito said quickly. Gakupo nodded in understanding with a smile, and then proceeded to take off his own shorts.

Fangirls decide the rest.

3. You Sneaky Bastard

"Hey, Miku?" Len sang, giving the tealette a sly smirk.

"Yes, Len?" Miku whirled to face the blonde with a smile. That is until suddenly, Len grabbed her shoulders tightly and pulled her close. She blushed furiously, watching the serious expression on his face. He leaned in close, and she closed her eyes and then he whispered in her ear:

"I just lost the game."

And then he ran off, giggling, leaving an angry-panda-Miku behind.

4. Can I Get...

"Welcome to Tropical Smoothie! What can I get you?" The blonde counter-worker cheerfully asked his waiting customer. The pink-haired woman hummed in thought for a long while as she stared at the menu board.

"Luka-sempai, I want a cherry one." A red-haired girl said, tugging at the sleeves of the pinkette.

"Luka-oneechan~ Do they have carrot ones?" A green-haired child sang.

"I don't think so Gumi-chan..." Luka replied, petting the young girl's head.

After a long while of decision making, Luka ordered one cherry smoothie for her red-haired companion, Miki, and a strawberry one for she and her daughter Gumi to share.

"Here ya go ladies!" The employee sang as he set the two made smoothies on the counter. Gumi snatched hers up and took a sip, then stared at it quizically. Luka payed no mind, figuring it was just something the girl was thinking about. She took her own sip, as did Miki, and suddently they both began to cough.

"Hey, I said strawberry. This is banana!"

"Oh, we add bananas to some of them."

"Well can I get some more straw-"

"Bananas make it better." The cashier gave the woman a hard, and eerie looking glare, his blue eyes mere squints. Luka and Miki exchanged looks, put the straws of the smoothies in their mouths and slowly retreated.

5. Gotta Catch 'Em All

Once while Rin was watching her brother play the Gameboy Pokemon game, the screen flashed as he was sent into a confrontation with a wild pokemon. Except this time the random generator was a little...confused.

"What the hell is that?" Rin asked as the wild pokemon was revealed.

"It's a ...Venastoise?" Len replied.

"What the hell? Did Blastoise and Venasaur have a mutant baby or something?"

"...I guess? ...I'm catching it anyway."

"MissingNo is still awesomer than this."

"MissingNo fucked up my game last time."

"Yes...You're not a good enough trainer to handle it's epicness."