An- Warning...this chapter is insanely retarded. Because it spawned from a conversation between my friend Devin and I. xD

Fourteen: Vokemon-Gi-Oh
I want to play a children's card game

"Unity, what the hell?"

The blonde teenager turned swiftly away from her DS Lite to face her friend standing in her doorway.

"What did I do?" she asked, raising a brow. The brunette in the doorway simply smiled and shook her head as she held up a small cardboard box, to which the blonde paled. Unity (or as some would call her Tsuki) placed the DS onto her bed and looked innocently at the other female.

"Devin...Where did you get that?" She asked. The brunette simply grinned.

"In your closet."

"Why were you in my closet?"

"That's not important right now," Devin said quickly as she flung herself onto the giant plush matress, "What is important is what's inside this box." Suddenly Unity reached out for the box; Devin caught her wrist. She reached with her free hand and was once again stopped.

Needless to say the girls wrestled over the box for a long while before finally Devin recieved her victory.

"C'mon~ Give it back!" Unity cried from beneath the brunnete. Devin only ignored her and opened the box to reveal a ton of pieces of poster paper that had been colored in different colours and cut into small squares. On the backs of the cars was a single music note. On the front sides of the cards were pictures that varied from card to card and simple descriptions of each one.

Playing cards. But playing cards of what?

"You are way too obsessed with Vocaloid." Devin commented as she flipped through the cards.

"Shutup!" Unity replied, pushing the other off of her. "It's just something I made when I was bored."

"You must have been really bored then." Devin smirked, holding up a stack of cards five inches thick. Unity made a face, blushing at the embarrassment of having the cards found.

Yes, the cards were...Vocaloid cards. Vocaloid trading cards. Based off of Pokemon cards. Not only did Unity have an unhealthy love for the computer programs, but also a love for the Pokemanz as well. And when they combine...oh dear.

"Let's play." Devin said suddenly, laying out the decks of cards.

"R-really?" Unity asked, sitting up on the bed. Devin nodded and gave her a stoic look.

"Uh...duh."

"Uh...'kay...Choose your deck."

"I'll pick...the red one."

"Alright I'll take the black one." And with that, Unity stuffed the blue, yellow, orange, green, and pink decks back into the box. Each girl drew six cards from their decks and fanned them to view. After a flip of a coin, Devin went first.

"I summon MEIKO to the feild, plus a Sake card which gives her an attack boost."

Unity bit her lip and viewed her current cards.

"I...summon Yowane Haku, who steals your sake to boost her own attack power. Haku will use 'Drunken Rage' which takes MEIKO down." Unity smirked as Devin cursed and placed her cards in the graveyard pile. She drew two more cards and studyed them for a moment.

"I summon KAITO to the feild, plus 'Icecream Store' boosting his speed, defence, and attack. I also play 'Coupon' which doubles the previous cards effects. I also will bring Ritsu Namine to the feild who inherits all boosts that KAITO has recieved."

"Oh shit..." Unity swore under her breath. Devin smirked and gestured for the blonde to make her move. But Unity knew she had the winning deck..she just needed to draw the right cards.

Must channel Yugi...

Unity drew her cards and grinned like a cat over the cards at her friend. Devin merely blinked.

"I summon Bird, which drives Ritsu into a manic frenzy to which he damages himself, and every ally on the feild."

"What the hell? I don't get the reference."

"It's from a Youtube video where someone put MMD and Tourettes Guy together. Ritsu hates birds."

"You suck."

"I also play Daughter of Evil!Rin Kagamine, plus the card 'Suitor.' Since KAITO is currently on the field, it gives her times four attack power. Your lucky you hadn't of summoned Miku or you would be screwed."

"Damn you."

"And so, Rin uses 'Flowers of Evil' which lowers Ritsu to zero." Devin laughed aloud as she picked up the card beneath the Ritsu card and flipped it over.

"You fell for my trap card. I play 'Intervention' which makes all of Haku's and Dell's attacks useless."

"OH EFF YOU." Unity shouted as she grudgingly removed Haku from the feild. Devin chuckled as she did the same with Ritsu.

"Heheheheh. Using that trap card loses me a turn, so go ahead."

"Fine...I summon Miki to the feild place her in defence mode. With Evil!Rin I play 'Courtship' which now removes any powerups given to KAITO."

"Geez, take it easy there." Devin mumbled, "Is this the appreciation I get for buying us teriyaki every Friday?"

"...Don't you use teriyaki against me." Unity squinted at the other girl, who gave a laugh and drew some more cards from her deck. After a moment of study, she chose.

"I summon Kaiko to the field, and place her in defensive mode. I also play Akaito, plus 'Chili Pepper' to raise his defences." Unity stared at the cards for a long moment.

"I summon Hatsune Mikuo to the field." But Devin was ready for the ambush.

"I play 'Magnet' which now renders Mikuo to do the bidding of his forbidden lover who I currently say is Akaito. Mikuo attacks all allies on the feild."

"Not so fast!" Unity said, revealing her trap card, "I play 'Acute' which allows me to summon Megurine Luki to the feild. Mikuo has an affair with Luki which makes Akaito kill himself to spite them both."

"Not so fast!" Devin revealed her own trap card, "I use 'Re_Birthday' which allows Akaito to live, as well as re-summon MEIKO to the field and out of the graveyard. I also play 'Redemption' which allows MEIKO to become the Daughter of Vengence. All of Evil!Rin's attack boosts are worthless. And since you haven't summon Servant of Evil!Len to the field, he can not stand as a substitute when MEIKO kills your Rin card. In addition to this, I'll also play 'Kokoro' which nows renders Luki heartless. He will no longer attack according to your commands."

Devin grinned wickedly as Unity stared at the cards in shock.

"Holy CRAP!" She shouted in frustration, shifting all of her destroyed cards to the graveyard. Now she had Mikuo and Miki left, up against Devin's army of KAITO, Akaito, Kaiko, and now Daughter of Vengence!Meiko which was the highest level MEIKO card.

"Oh but I'm not done yet. I'll also lay out Hatsune Miku plus the 'Meruto' card which boosts her and every male player on the feild's attack, defence, and endurance. And with that, I'll use Leek spin which damages your Mikuo to nothing." Devin finished, laying the piles of powerups next to each of her cards. Unity bit on her lip. She discarded her current hand for a new one, a sweat beginning to form on her forehead. Devin was inwardly and outwardly flaunting the knowledge that she had nearly won the game. Just needed to rid the side of Miki and victory would be her's.

"I...I play 'Distorted Diva' which lowers all boosts on Miku and anyone else she'd given boosts too. With Miki I use 'Abduction' which rids your field of Akaito. I'll also summon Megurine Luka." Unity's fingers shook as she set down the cards. Devin sighed with false worry as she set Akaito to the side.

"I'll play 'Love is War' which makes KAITO ignore the way she looks, and recieve all of Miku's boosts once more. He'll use 'Icecream Withdrawl' which takes down Miki."

Unity once again switched her hand for a new one as Devin chuckled.

"Just give up, Uni. It's not gonna happe-"

"Hehe..." Devin paused as the blonde began to giggle. She slowly raised a brow as the giggles turned to straight laughter.

"It's all over for you now, Devin!" She shouted with a grin.

"No way! KAITO and MEIKO are all powerful now!" Devins eyes lowered to squints. It did not deter Unity for she layed down the next card with full confidence.

"I summon Kagamine Rin to the field. I also play 'Adolescence' which also allows me to pull Kagamine Len from the deck. I also summon him, plus the card 'Fruit Basket' which gives all players with fruit power up items triple attack power. I'll also play 'Road Roller' when which played with both Kagamines on the field, doubles every single stat, including their HP. I'll set Luka in defence mode, and play the 'Spice!' card on Len. All female characters on the field are now immobilized by his hotness. And since Luka and Rin are his team mates, if any of the guys attack him or them, all the girls on your feild will attack your guy at once."

"Holy crap. You're kidding me! That's not fair!"

"It's totally fair! Because I also play 'Magical Kitty Boy LenLen' which also gives him the advantage of a shouta! KAITO is now immobilized by his needs to be a pedo bear!"

"WHAT?"

"And so with you having no way to attack me, Rin and Len will use the attack 'Road Roller Passion' in which they squash every player on your team. They all die. I win."

Unity grinned as Devin checked and rechecked the cards. The brunnette stared at her friend with a very angry expression to which Unity only smirked.

"Damn you."

"You should have played that MASTER card. He's neutral. He could have ended it for me."

"Oh...I have only one card that I need to defeat you, Unity."

"What card is that?"

With a swift motion, Devin produced a index card from the pocket of her green jacket. Unity cooly adjusted her black-rimmed glasses as she recieved the card. She flipped it over on the front and read the scrawled handwriting that belonged to the other girl.

"I just lost the game." it said.

"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!"

AN- I am so fucking stupid xD

I actually feel like making this card game...