A/N: I deleted the prologue, because the chapter layout was getting confusing. After this chapter, i'll be working on a chapter for You Watch Too Much TV [YMTMTV for short.] I've been watching Code Geass lately. I love SuzaLulu. And i wish i could find somewhere to watch Naruto on the web, all the MegaVideo links i've come across were taken down because of "infringement." Tcch. Anyway, enjoy you guys :D I'm aware the last chapter was terrible, i'll be making up for it here. What's up with me and birthdays? And yeah, they actually have normal birthdays this time, instead of the cliche 'my birthdays august 13th' 'ORLY mien too omgz' thing i've been going with for a while now.

I ACHE TO DO BETTER FOR YOU GUYS. I love you.

This is set near the beginning of September. Big timeskip, i know. I'm sorry. I'll write a late Halloween fic though, to make up for the lack of one here.

Hey wanna come over?

I read the text over and over again. Going to Roxas' house sounded nice but... I was high. Maybe that's why i was reading it over and over. I'd never been to Roxas' place. I got this mental image of a white 2-story with a blue front door and a wrap around porch. Don't ask me why, i was high, i had no idea.

Before i knew it, 10 minutes had passed and i was still reading the text and picturing his ever changing house.

Hellooo? Anybody home?

I texted back. I told him i was high. What did he say?

Come anyway

After i got directions, i was in my car and driving. I wasn't seriously high. Just a buzz, really. But it was still a high. So i refuse to take responsibility for what happened when i got there. It went downhill. Then up. Then it went down again. And it never came back up.

That day, we made out, broke a chair, embarrassed people, embarrassed each other, and made ice cream.
And that isn't at all what it sounds like.

When i got there, i found his friends Sora, Hayner and Olette. And Demyx. And Demyx's boyfriend Zexion. No sign of Roxas though.

"I'm not his boyfriend," was the first thing i heard. And it came from Zexion. Mind reader? Lets hope not...
Hayner and Olette were obviously flirting and Demyx was, as usual, scheming. What was he scheming about?

Getting me and Roxas together. Zexion was probably helping him.

Emo bastard. I knew he was shifty. He had shifty eyes.

[A/N: In this chapter, Axel smoked Happy Shaman. For those of you who don't know, the effect Shaman usually has on a person is paranoia. It's high doesn't last very long, and in most places if not all, it is a legal-to-use alternative to Marijuana. It's sold in certain stores, but you have to be 18 to purchase. At least, that's what the rules are HERE.]

The house was a 2-story brick with white shutters, by the way.
They were all sitting on the porch.

"Uh, where's-" I started, but was cut off by the other little blonde dude, who was flirting with cute little Olette.
"Inside," he pointed to the door with his thumb.
"Why?" Then Zexion looked at me with a smirk and gestured toward Demyx.

"He got pissed because Demyx called him gay, again. He was talking about-"
"Zexion, he doesn't care what Roxy was talking about!" Demyx said, really really fast, and covered Zexion's mouth.
Sus-pic-i-ous.

I shrugged and walked inside, and while i closed the door i heard Demyx getting thoroughly chewed out by his boyfriend.

"Go away, Demyx!" Roxas yelled from upstairs. Great, now i didn't have to look for him.

Up the stairs i went, in search of the little blonde.
It was like having an adventure!

I guessed where his bedroom was, but i guessed wrong so i guessed a couple more times. When the bathroom proved not to be the right choice, i went to the only room i hadn't checked and knocked. I then proceeded to open the door without waiting for a response, and before i actually realized he was armed with a pillow and ready to use it, the lovely sack of feathers was introduced to my face. Face, pillow; Pillow, face. Glad we've all met.

I grimaced at the black-cased pillow and pulled a southern accent out of my ass.
"Well, that wasn't very nice," I glared up at wee Roxas.

"You're here!" He grinned. I almost made him apologize for pillowing my face, but instead just strolled on over to where he sat with his laptop.

"You know, they've been up there for a while... I wonder if they're...?" I quirked a dark eyebrow, not like they noticed, though. Olette and Hayner were in their own little world... But Demyx, he was vastly intrigued. And, a bit too excited.

His blue green eyes went wider than usual and he sputtered something about going to see before i grabbed him by the shirt. He looked at me like i was insane, and asked "What the hell was that for?"

I sighed heavily. "What if they're about to, well, you know, and you walk in there and they don't?" He brushed off my logic and retorted with something making much less sense, about how if they were about to he would know and... Ran off into the house.

In I crept, like a ninja on the hunt. I could just hear the jazzy spy music in my head. I went up the stairs, skipping the creaky ones to avoid being caught, and stopped in front of the light yellow door, pressing my ear to it quietly but roughly.

What i heard just may have scarred me for life.

"What the hell do you think you're doing?" Roxas was rather yell-y today. I rolled my eyes at him and his obliviousness to what i was so obviously doing.

"Sitting on your lap. Duuuh," I grinned. "Now, where were we?" He looked thoughtful for a moment and clicked something on the computer screen.
It was a picture of his older brother, drunk off his ass, doing some really embarrassing things. I reminded myself mentally to never let Roxas get blackmail on me. He started giggling quietly.

"Oh my god," I whispered. I looked for the words but my brain was still a bit scrambled, all i could muster was an exasperated "Wow."Then, all too suddenly i was ripped away from the screen by a set of fingers in my ribs.

"Roxas~!" I squealed, rather girlishly. I wasn't please with that. So i aimed for the belly of my opponent. He kept a straight face the whole time. The whole. Time.

"Not there," he said, with a cocky expression. So i aimed for his sides with a fiery determination.

"That's not it either," he grinned. It was then that i gave up. I sat sulking in his lap, wondering how odd it looked for me to be in his lap. I released a heavy sigh.

"Roxas," i started, but then heard a cracking noise and the chair collapsed. Roxas let out a slightly manly yell, while i went with a loud scream of my second favorite phrase, "Oh my God."

A/N: I'm so sorry. I know this took forever, but it's up, and i'm in the writing spirit again. So i'll be working on the other things i've promised soon. C:
You're all welcome to stab me to death. I know it's been far too long. I started on this a long time ago, and just finished it. So, tell me how it is. As always Reviews are welcomed, criticisms, alerts. I appreciate it, and i love you all :D 3