CHAPTER 5 YO KAMAKASIE HERE WITH A NEW CHAPTER YES! YES! HOLD THE APPLAUSE
*CHIRP CHIRP*
WELL THIS IS AKWARD *sweat drop*
ANYJEW (NO OFFENCE TO JEWS (Mitchell eheheh))
THIS IS THE NEWEST CHAPTER IN MY NARUTO FANFICTION WHICH I AM WRITING IN MY CLASSES (lol I'm a lazy student) SO IT'LL BE KINDA CHOPPED UP BUT I'LL TRY TO EDIT IT A BIT MORE. AND BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE IT (AND JAMES HAS BEEN ASKING FOR IT) HE SHALL BE IN A LEMON
*James walks out*
JAMES: WHATS A LEMON?
KAMAKASIE: IN SIMPLE TERMS *HOLDS FINGERS UP IN 0 AND PUTS OTHER FINGER THROUGH*
JAMES: OOOOOHHHHHH I GOT YAH HEHEHE
KAMAKASIE: ITS GUNNA BE A GOOD ONE
*CONNOR AND KYLE WALK IN*
CONNOR/KYLE: WHY ARNT WE IN IT!
KAMAKASIE:BECAUSE A) KYLE YOU'RE A MIDGET AND ITD BE WEIRD B) CONNOR, YOUR JUST A SADIST, BUT I WILL PUT YOU IN ONE OF THE NEXT CHAPTERS, BUT ONLYAS SIDE CHARACTERS!
"What the hell do you think you're doing!" yelled Visako at Naruto
"Well if I had to hazard a guess" James began
"It was a rhetorical question James!" Yelled Visako at James he then turned to the two teens who had re clothed and were currently looking very embarrassed
"Listen Visk it was my fault" Naruto said
"I never said it wasn't" Visk Growled at Naruto
"V-V-Visako-san Naruto was lying it was my fault and I'm sorry" Hinata spoke up
"I think visako knows that he just is a little angry that his little brother disobeyed his direct orders not to do anything like this" Blake explained still unable to look the girl in the eyes without getting a nosebleed
"Can you guys just leave please I need to talk to these two alone" Visako said
"Aw come-on man." Said Kurt
"Go!" shouted Visako angrily
"Fine let's go" said Byron dragging James saying
"But I wanna watch!" while crying full anime tears
"come-one yah pervert" said Byron dragging him out the door
When the guys had left Visako turned to the two teens
"What did I tell you not even a week ago Naruto?" Visako asked angrily
"To not do what I was about to do?" said Naruto sheepishly
"Exactly! I don't want to be an uncle to my younger brother's kid alright?" visako said "you know that I love you Naruto you're my brother the only family I have. And while I know you're looking for love you just can't do it right now okay?"
"Yes Visk" Naruto said head down in shame
"Now that my little 'father' speech is over" said Visako suddenly smiling "nice job Naruto! Hinata's a very good looking girl, you bagged yourself a good one!" he started laughing as Hinata and Naruto blushed
"You should have seen the look on your faces when we barged in! It was priceless!" he was holding his ribs from laughing
"Now" said Visako wiping a tear away "no more of that stuff, now go to bed both of you. Separate ones!" he added
"Oh and visk" said Naruto
"Yeah dumbass?"
"We gotta hide the secrete DVD collection's better" he said walking off Visk just stood there not thinking then he ran up to the box pulled it out and hid it in his room
WITH JAMES
James was grumbling to himself about not getting to see some action. He was already sober and wishing for another drink. Although that Hinata girl was pretty good looking. James started to get nosebleed thinking about her
"Somebody please help me!" shouted a voice. James heard the voice and immediately dragged his thought back into 'fight mode' and sprang into action his ninja DJ disks sprung into his hands as he ran to where he heard the voice and what he saw shocked him to the core.
Standing there were three chunnins surrounding the chef girl from Ichiraku's. all of them had there (in James' opinion) tiny manhood's and where holding the girl up against a wall
"Hey pindicks! Surprise!" yelled James rushing in to meet the three of them. Before any of them had a chance to blink, James was apon them, his fists spot out and hit the first man holding her and he went flying. The second and third man looked on in horror as he clenched his fists and said
"if you guys wanna live then you better leave now"
"Why should we do that?" said the second man gaining what little courage he had
"Because if you don't I'll dirty my disks with the blood from those pathetic slugs you call dicks when I slice them off!" James said holding up his DJ disks spinning wildly. The two other would-be rapists picked up their friend and ran.
"Now" he said looking at the girl "would you like me to escort you home milady?" James held out is hands and did an over dramatic bow, the girl giggled a little
"And who says chivalry is gone?" the girl said taking his hand doing a little curtsy.
"The name's James by the way" said James walking beside the girl
"Ayame Ichiraku" the girl said latching herself to his arm. James was in heaven, the two of them quickly got to the girls apartment. James turned to leave when the girl blushed and said
"Um can you please stay awhile if those guys come back I'd like to have a strong man to defend me" asked Ayame blushing lightly
"Anything for a lady" said James walking in grinning ear to ear.
"Please sit down I'll make some coffee and get changed out of my work clothes" said Ayame, James sat on the couch and let his mind run wild on what she would wear.
Ayame walked back in wearing a bath robe saying
"Now about that coffee" however James wasn't paying attention due to the fact Ayame's Bathrobe ended mid-thigh
She walked into the kitchen and started making the coffee; James was staring at her half bare ass. Ayame noticed this and giggled a little, her plan to bag this guy was working. She turned and gave him his coffee, James took a sip of his coffee and sighed
"That's good coffee" he said closing his eyes he took another sip as he heard a rustling of clothing as it hit the ground. He opened his eyes and nearly choked on the coffee in his mouth as he stared at the now naked Ayame in front of him. James took a good long look and yelled his customary
"DAAAAAYYYYMM!" at her before she said
"Would you like something to go with your coffee?" and blushed profusely and fought the urge to put her bathrobe back on. James nodded his head and felt his 'friend' harden
"You lead I'll follow" he simply said and let her grasp his hand and lead her into the bedroom. All the while grinning ear to ear.
The two of them reached the bedroom and Ayame began stripping James who simply started kissing the crook of her neck. Ayame pulled James' black shirt over his head showing off his well-toned abs, she moaned a little as her hands ran over them; James decided to return the favour and rubbed her back making her squealed at the unexpected warmth.
James stood back and went to unzip his pants as Ayame stood back and watched him with lust in her eyes, James' smile soon disappeared as he began to struggle with his zipper.
"GOD DAMMIT THIS IS JUST AS BAD AS GETTING IT CAUGHT IN THERE!" yelled James as he had a war with his zipper.
Ayame giggled as James finally got his pants off him and held up a triumphant peace sign and said
"no pants can hold me for long!" he shouted triumphantly sticking his hands in a triumphant 'peace' sign, Ayame had to giggle at the sight of James standing in his boxers ,with a larger than average tent in them, triumphantly standing legs slightly apart and hand in front of him doing the 'peace sign'. Ayame pulled down his boxers to reveal his hardened 'friend' Ayame started stroking it earning a moan from James, Ayame's woman-hood started to get wet and James noticed this and smiled and decide to act on this new development. He pushed Ayame off him slightly so she would know to let go, he then played down
"Bring that cute ass of yours over here" he said, Ayame blushed and did as she was told, and she positioned her woman-hood over James' face. James greedily lapped up Ayame's juices that were flowing out of her. Ayame leaned over and took James' erect manhood into her mouth letting small moans escape her mouth from the pleasure she was feeling. The moans made small vibrations making the blowjob she was giving twice as pleasurable. James removed his mouth for a moment to say
"I'm gonna cum"
"Me too" the Girl said dipping her head back onto James' twitching manhood. Ayame's hand shot back and pulled James into her woman hood at the same time James forced Ayame's head down on his manhood both felt pure pleasure as they both came at the same time. Ayame crawled along the floor to lie next to her lover.
"another round?" she asked stroking his chest
"I thought you'd never ask" the spikey haired brunette replied
NEXT DAY
Naruto and Visako were sitting down at the ramen stand as Ayame brought their food forward, Visk and Naruto looked at each other
"I'm going to beat you this time!" said the younger blonde
"Not gonna happen Naruto" said the older blonde, picking up his chopsticks and splitting them
"Three" the younger one said
"Two" the older one said
"One, GO!" they both said at once.
James entered the ramen stand as the two began their Ramen eating contest.
"Hey babe" said James smiling
"Hey you" said Ayame ignoring the two blonde pigs
"Last night was amazing" James said
"I know that was some amazing sex" the second she said that Visako and Naruto both spat out what they were eating at the exact same time
"WHAT!" yelled Naruto
"Good job man!" yelled Visako holding up his hand for a hi five which James responded to "so you guys together now?"
"Yeah we are" said Ayame holding James' hand in hers
"B-b-b-b-b-but what about my ramen?" whined Naruto
"IT WONT AFFECT YOUR RAMEN AT ALL NARUTO!" shouted Visako "congrates bro you guys wear a rubber okay?"
The two blushed as Visako got up and said "finished, now you know what that means don't you Naruto?"
"Yeah yeah I know!" he said slamming his money on the counter and walking behind his older brother
"So about you having sex with my daughter" said the old owner of the Ramen stand appearing behind Ayame with a cleaver and a mean glint in his eyes.
"Oh shit" said James as he blew a kiss at Ayame and ran "I'll see you later, I promise!"
IN CASE UR WONDERING WY I FOCUSED ON ONE CHARACTER IN THIS, IT'S BECAUSE I WANT TO GIVE YOU GUYS A BACKGROUND OF ALL THE GANG, NEXT CHAPTERS GOING TO BE MY FRIEND BLAKES CHAPTER