Please review this lol I found out you can italics! These are well cool int they lol i'll try to put them in the story.

'okay guys look at what I can do!'

kali poked her pregnant bump and screamed 'MARAMALDAE'

'OMG!' Lydia screamed 'That is real epic mate so sickkk!'

'I know right just call me the penguin of doom and random!'

Ray walked in and went 'omg your doing it wrong but your bump matches mine lol draco knocked us boff up lolll! Our kids could have sex and then it would be incest and we could write a book but they'd have fun ray remember when we had sex?'

'yeah kali lol that would be amazing if we could do it again'

but no now. She added. Because I am pregnant and I don't want you to accidently get the baby pregnant. Because then it would get heavier, and then if they baby had sex then theo ther baby would get even more pregnant. And I dont want that tbh!'

Kali screamed ash er baby decided to say hello to the world. It tore through her stomach and was like 'omg wrong book'

and then kali was like 'this happened in twlight lol maybe edward is the father!'

'OMG I LOVE THAT BOOK!" Sam screamed.

Then sam died.

(I am sad to kill off sam as she was a well-developed charrie. But u know how things go. She just had to die. I know some of you will relate back to when fred died in that book which ripped off those loads of fanfictions I know its kinda sad and sadder than fred but get over it cause its just a fanfic lol1!)

but they were to busy making kali give birth to her sexy child. Then the sexy child was born. And then they were like 'OMGGGG. This child is realllly sexy. Can we marry it?'

'NO. you cannot marry my child. It must marry draco'

'but kali he's the dad!'

'omg I remember now. He's the dad. I had sex with. OMG I wanna relive that'

'omg kali shut up you just had a baby.'

'I know right but it started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this? It was only a kiss.'

'now we're falling asleep and she's calling a cab!" lydia laughed as kali fell asleep but she was crushing her baby.

(lol guess what song this is from lolll!1 I love ths song lots!')

okay beck to the storay.

'okay Ray now u give birth!'

'lol buit u was kidding right im not pregnant im just a lardass. (this is because my art teacher called me a lardass lol I reported then had sex with him! just kidding that really gross loolllll! He looks like the mitchilin man.)

'then who's preggers?" sam suddendly came back to life (omg guys I knew you would cry so I decided to bring her back. Are you happy? Does this get a review? Slut.)

'I AM !" Announed Lydia, giving birth to Harry Potters child.

'OMGGGG. THAT CHILD IS UGLY!" Sam said, thens he died again. (sory guis but you know. Refer to above. Sam was getting on my nerves)

'OMG YOUR RIGHT GET RID OF IT'

So they went to the astronmy tower and went 'GO TO THE WIND MY CHILD'

and then the baby turned into athrestal and turned into a pair of wings, and was thrown off the tower

'OMG' my child draco shouted!' WHAT DID YOU DO CRAZY WHORE!'

'LOL DRACO UR SO STUPID!' SAM SAID. ( OH WAIT SHE'S DEAD.) LYDIA SAID. 'ITS NOT YOUR CHILD ITS HARRRRRRY!"

please review guuuuis! 333