So one day kali childs grew up and it was like an adult ( I know ur cant grow up fast but this is magik ) and everyone was like 'omggg. I wanna fuck that person. Really sexy?'

but no one could tell if it was a guy or girl. So both genders were equally wet over the child.

'whats your name?' some girl called sopho asked.

'my name is kali!' kali said.

'okay'

the next day sopho found kalis child and was like 'ommg. Do you wanna be a deaf eater?'

'no'

'why not draco is a deaf eater and he's fit'

'draco is my dad!' the child screamed.

'omg whats your name?" sophie gasped, touching herself.

'my name is hagwig!' hagwig said. 'i'm named after the best ship ever!'

'omg! I love tha ship. Anyway. Do u wanna be a deaf eater?'

'oh okay and i'd love to be a deaf eater what do we do?'

'we go and we eat the dead.'

'okay lets go!'

the next day kali was with her new fuck-buddy romeo and her friends lydia, ray, dead sam, and sopho.

'okay guys we gotta find my child hagwig. I dunno where shlee is.'

'what is hagwig?'

'my son lol!'

(Hagwig is a guy I dropped a few hints :P )

'Okay.'

'OMG!' Lydia screamed, jizzing. 'I BET HAGWIG IS A DEAF EATER!'

'That would be really coooooooool!' Kali smiled. 'I like deaf eaters that is why I married draco you see!'

'omg I thought you married him for his cock?'

'omg your married?' lydia gasped. 'y is he always cheating on me!'

'I dont know when he married me he said he wouldnt fuck my ear because he had an ear phobia because his last wife had no ears'

'oh shit!' lydia gasped, falling over. She grabbed her ginger hair and pulled it back.

SHE DIDNT HAVE ANY EARS.

Sopho screamed and stabbed herself. Lydia smiled.

'oh so you married him before?' kali said.

'yh!'

'omg! So did this mean-..'

'oi I haven't had an input!' ray screamed, grabbing her robes and pulling them off, exposing her naked body.

'omg fit!' sopho said having a shag with ray.

'okay now thats done.' she said. 'okay what do we doo?'

'lets go marry draco again!'

'why?' kali said she was really confused.

'if we marry draco we could fuck him and make him tell us where hagwig is!'

'LETS GO GET MARRIED'