Yeah Right

I awoke once again staring at an unknown ceiling. I sat up and looked around the room and noticed that one of the walls was made out of glass. I guess I was at the Cullen's place.

I swung my leg over the edge of the bed right as the bedroom door was thrown open. I looked up into the face of Embry.

He smiled and my heart just about gave out. "I thought I might find you awake. Esme made some breakfast for you." He walked over to the dresser and lied down some clothes that I hadn't even noticed he was holding. "Rosalie was nice for once and lent you some of her clothes." He turned back around to face me. "I think they should fit you. I'll make sure the guys don't eat everything, they can be real dogs when they see food." he laughed and walked out, closing the door behind him.

I got up off the bed and walked over to the pile of clothes, then walked to the bathroom to take my shower. Twenty minutes later, I was headed downstairs.

I could of found the kitchen with my eyes closed, what with the wonderful smell of bacon and pancakes in the air. Embry was right to warn me about the boys eating all the food. They were all sitting around the table with food piled onto their plates. I was afraid that if they moved their plate that the food would all come tumbling down and make a big mess.

I grabbed I plate and put a little of everything on it, just know realizing how hungry I really was. I sat down at the table next to Embry and Jacob and dug into my plate. Within ten minutes, I had finished the plate of food and had downed three glasses of organe juice.

I pushed my chair back and gently rubbed my now full belly. I looked around the table and noticed that everyone else was still eating. I guess I was more hungry than I thought. I looked around the table again and noticed that none of the Cullen's were eating. I turned around and found Emmett and Jasper playing Halo on the Xbox.

"Did you guys already eat?" I asked them both.

They both froze what they were doing as their players died. "Yes." "No." They both said at the same time.

"Then you might want to eat Emmett before these guys," I gestured to everyone at the time. "eat all the food."

He fidgeted in his seat. "He's still sick from the whip cream last night." Edward said, walking in the door with Bella.

"Oh." I said. Then I remembered that I had been the one who forced him to eat the whip cream. "Oh. I'm sorry. Are you allergic to it?" I covered my mouth at my next thought. "Are you lactose in tolerant?"

"More like food in tolerant." I heard Jacob try and whisper.

I turned to look at him. "What do you mean by that?" I looked around the table, but no one said anything.

"She may as well know, what with Embry you know whating on her." Bella said.

Jami got up from the other end of the table and walked toward me. As she pasted Jacob, she smacked him in the back of the head. She grabbed my hand and pulled me out of my seat and toward the back door. "Embry come." Embry got up and followed us out.

"Good boy." I heard Emmett say and shortly after there was a hard thump and Emmett grunted.

"What's going on?" I said, trying to get my hand free from Jami's grip, but she was much stronger than she looked. "I may as know what? Jami!" I dug my heels into the ground, and Jami finally stopped.

"I'll tell you in a minute." She said, turning around and tugging on my arm to get me to move again.

"No." I yanked my arm back and she finally let go. "Tell me now."

Jami sighed and looked behind me at Embry. "It's hard to explain." She ran her hand through her hair. "I wouldn't know where to start."

"The beginning is always good." I stated.

"It's complicated. I'm not sure you would understand." Jami said.

"I wouldn't understand." I replied. "I'm not a child Jami. I'm pretty sure I can take whatever it is that you're hiding from me. Just tell me alr-"

"We're werewolves." Jami interrupted quickly.

"Como?" I said, looking at her as if she had totally lost her mind.

"Everyone here, except for the Cullens and Bella, are werewolves." Jami repeated, watching my reaction.

"Yeeeaaaaaahhhhhh right." I said. "Do you think I'm still drunk and will believe anything?" She shook her head, but I continued before she could say anything. "I think you might want to see Dr. Cullen then, cause something must be wrong with you." I turned to look at Embry to see what he thought, but he was looking down at his feet. "Embry? What do you think of this?"

"It's true." Embry said without looking up.

"What part is true." I asked.

"What Jami said." After I didn't say anything for a minute, he finally looked up. "We're not lying to you."

"You want me to believe that all of you are werewolves?" I asked, disbelief obvious in my voice.

"All but Bella and the Cullens." Jami piped up from behind me.

"And what are they?" I asked, turning around. She opened her mouth then closed it. "Well?"

She looked behind me then back to me. "The Cullens are vampires."

I busted out laughing and bent over to hold my sides from the pain. After a couple of minutes, I stood back up, still shaking with silent laughter. "Okay, okay." I waved my hands in front of my face, trying to calm down. "So you guys are werewolves and the Cullens are vampires. Aren't you suppose to me mortal enemies?"

"We were." Carlisle said, walking out from the house. "But we settled our differences to help a friend."

"And they did a wonderful job of setting their problems aside to help me." Bella said from behind me.

I turned around and looked at her. I hadn't even heard her come up behind me. She smiled at me as if we were merely talking about the weather instead of werewolves and vampires. "And you're something completely different?"

"Correct. I'm not something that you can be born or changed into. I'm something better." Bella joked.

"Yeah right. Being the Snow Queen isn't all that it's cracked out to be." Emmett said, walking out with Rosalie, Jasper, Jared, and Paul behind him. "With people trying to kill you all the time. Being a vampire is better, even better than being a werewolf."

Paul punched him in the shoulder, causing him to fall into the side of the house, making a dent in the wall. "Werewolves are better and you know it."

"Yeah, you can fetch things." Emmett committed, pushing Paul back. Rosalie jumped out of the way before Paul tripped over her.

"You'll pay for that." Paul yelled, charging at Emmett. He head butted Emmett in the stomach. They both fell to the ground with Paul trying to pin Emmett. Emmett got his feet free from underneath Paul and kicked him off, sending him flying back about twenty feet.

"What in the world." I said, astonished. I had never seem anyone do that except for in movies.

In mid air, Paul suddenly exploded, and chards of his clothing shattered across the lawn. He landed on the ground on all fours covered in dark gray fur. Everything was in slow motion as he turned around. He looked over his shoulder at Emmett and slowly moved his paws so he turned in a small circle to face him. Paul was now crouched down, baring his sharp teeth and growling. The only thing about he that was the same, where his dark brown eyes.

They hadn't been kidding when they said they were wolves.

Sam jumped in front of Paul and gave him a stern look. Paul looked at him then around him at Emmett, before standing up to his full height to be well over Sam's head.

I felt a hand land on my shoulder and I nearly jumped out of my skin. "I'm sorry." I heard Embry say.

I quickly turned around to face him. He had a look of sorrow and something else that I couldn't quite figure out on his face. "No. It's okay. This is just a lot to take in all at once." I said, waving my hand between Paul and Emmett. "It's not what I was expecting."

"I'll explain everything to you." Embry said, holding his hand out for me to take.

I took one last look at Emmett and Paul before accepting his hand. I turned to go in the house with him, when suddenly my legs turned to Jell-O and I crumpled to the ground.

Picture Hiccop in How to Train Your Dragon after he set Toothless free for when Korlee passes out.