Disclaimer: I do not own FFVII, Naruto, or InuYasha. I am simply taking some of the plot ideas, characters, and concepts and am twisting them for the mindless non-profit enjoyment of myself and others...in other words don't sue. I own none of this. I began working on this story many years ago and due to the craziness of life lost touch with it. I have recently found my muse again and thus this story is now under heavy revision hopefully for the better. You will notice some of the chapters have been deleted, replaced, or rearranged. I hope this doesn't not take away from your enjoyment. So here we go kiddies, lets hope my muse doesn't escape it's cage this time.
2/7/2008 Texting
'Woke up to being attacked by Cid & Barret because of you and Tifa thanks!' -Y.K
'Your welcome :)' -R.T
'Butt munch, at least Cid's giving me a ride home because he feels bad.' -Y.K
'See you should be thanking me lol' -R.T
'Right thanks for getting me mauled with a sharpie, we are getting ready to take off, ttyl' -Y.K
'Be careful, email me once your settled in.' -R.T
'Okay mom! lol' -Y.K
2/11/2008 E-mail
To: "Reeve Tuesti"
From: "Yuffie Kisaragi"
Reeve,
You told me to mail, so here I is.. Mailing. I haven't been home a week yet and I am already crawling up the walls. It's okay I guess, just all the pomp and prim getting to me. First they made my homecoming a big deal, held a ceremony and everything. Hailing me as some kind of hero, stuffed me into a formal kimono and paraded me around for the whole damn town to see. Shake is loving it though, probably because for once he isn't the center of attention, he has taken to hiding from the elders at my house. Came home to find my training room turned into a bachelor pad... not happy. But on the brighter side I have been talking to the old man and we are working on getting the academy up and running again. Now that we have materia again and Shinra's not breathing down our necks we can start rebuilding and the first step is training the next generation of awesome kick ass shinobi. I am pumped I have trained formally since before the war ended. Atsushi-Sensei says I should be able to take my Jounin exam this summer YAY! Anyways Shake is meeting me soon to spar and do lunch, so I have to cut this short. I hope everything is going well for you Reevie, write soon and tell me all about what you're up to.
-Yuffie
2/14/2008 E-mail
To: "Yuffie Kisaragi"
From: "Reeve Tuesti"
Yuffie,
I am glad to hear you are doing well, sorry to hear about your "training room", and I have to say I find it hard to imagine you wearing anything "formal" though I can see you putting up a fight. No worries though I bet you looked lovely :) . I am curious what is a "Jounin"? I am aware that during the Shinra take over they striped Wutai of all military capabilities which included their materia, but other then that I know vary little. I currently am working with the turks and a recently found "alive" Rufus Shinra in building a new organization to help with the rebuilding efforts of various cities. And before you begin yelling about the ex-president, no worries he is just funding the effort, he has "rather surprisingly" shown no interest in making decisions. In fact I find myself quickly becoming the head of this new organization, we are still working on what to name it. Though as you can imagine we are meeting some resistance from people, they are afraid we will turn out to be another Shinra, which is understandable I guess. But there has to be some form of government, it's nothing but chaos right now, someone needs to keep the peace. Its turning out to be more work then I had originally anticipated, but I hope in the long run it's worth it. I hope to hear from you soon.
-Reeve
2/15/2008 E-mail
To: "Reeve Tuesti"
From: "Yuffie Kisaragi"
Reeve,
Just got in from training, the academy is coming along nicely. Luckily the old buildings at the training compound were not to badly in need of fixing, the older Jounin were more then happy to come out of retirement, and we have already received a few hundred recruits. It's not going to be easy training them all back in the day we would only get maybe twenty new students a year and of that only ten or so would actually become Genin, we are working on an accelerated program to help work out the age difference of all the recruits...
Okay let me slip into teacher mode and explain how this works, this is how one becomes a mighty shinobi hehehe... okay so if you are apart of a shinobi family (or if you show you have the skill) you are typically sent around the age of three or four to the academy. At the academy you are taught everything from how to read and do math to the basics of taijutsu (hand to hand combat) and jutsu (the manipulation of chakra using materia).
Anyways, once you have learning enough and are able to pass the exit exam you become a Genin, a ninja yes but they go on the easy less risky missions... like dog walking... dumb I know but it's these little missions that help bring in money for the village and help build teamwork and hone skills. Anyways, typically the kids reach this stage around age 10 or if your like yours truly...5. They are placed into small teams and given a Jounin Sensei to further train them in the basics. After a few years depending on how fast their skill develop they will take the Chuunin exam (this is where things begin to get messy). Normally this takes place at the age 15 though we have had much younger (the youngest ever only being 7 years old).
The progression through the system depends solely on skill and performance. The exam of course is vary difficult to help weed out those who can't cut it. Because of the war ending and the academy being shut down my cousin Shake and I were unable to test out. Once a Chuunin you are actually sent out on "real" missions, and will be called to the front lines to defend Wutai if need be. Shake and I were just giving honorary Chuunin status because what we have accomplished the last ten years durning Shinra's reign ( Me because I helped fight Sephiroth totally kicking his ass).
Most remain Chuunin but those who want to advance up the ranks can challenge the Pagoda. That as you saw during our travels is the tower by the temple, each floor represents an aspect of a great shinobi (power, speed, chakra, stealth, and cunning) and in order to petition for Jounin status you must defeat the fighter on each floor, if you succeed you will apprentice under one of the higher ranked Jounin and when they feel your ready you take the final set of exams the last of which back in the day was a fight to the death... but now its just fighting one of the strongest Jounin in the village till one of you is knocked out. Its pretty serious stuff, but only the best of the best become Jounin, I guess if you had to rank it with something you easterners are familiar with... Soldier 1st class?
Anyways, I hope that clears it up for you... you ignorant foreigner lol jk. Yes, I was shocked at first to hear about Rufus's involvement with your lil project but I have faith in what you are doing. People will come around don't worry it will just take time, believe it or not I know a thing or to about running a government what with pops being the grand poobaa here in Wutai and I know where you're coming from its stressful as hell. Speaking of which I get to have breakfast with the dusty council tomorrow so its back into the damned kimono for me. Grrrr... anyways, its getting late here and I have got to take a bath still I fell in something nasty while training today, eeck. You just keep rebuilding the east and I'll get the west and we'll meet in the middle and throw a party K?
-Yuffie
2/28/2008 E-mail
To: "Yuffie Kisaragi"
From: "Reeve Tuesti"
Yuffie,
I had no idea thats how the Wutai military worked, I'd love to learn more about it. Do you think your father might allow me to take a tour one of these days? So you'll be taking your "exam" this summer then? Sounds exciting, do be careful though it may not be a "fight to the death" anymore but I assume its still vary dangerous. Sorry it has taken me so long to respond to your last message, things have been picking up momentum around here lately.
There is a new city being built about ten miles outside the Midgar border, we have been using scrap from the ruins to build housing for the refuges. The locals have taken to calling the city Edge, our new organization has built a temporary office here. Though we plan to make permanent residence in the old Shinra building in Junon. We have also settled on a name "World Regenesis Organization" or WRO for short. We have decided to keep Rufus Shinra's involvement hush hush at the moment, as we have decided it would only deter public trust in us.
Mostly, we have been working on building Edge and trying to piece together what all has been happening in Shinra behind the curtains the past 20 years. Rufus didn't even realize half the things his father had been up to, we have had many conversations about it the past few days. I fear that there are somethings we will never know in regards to the evil Shinra has been up to. Anyways, I have another early morning tomorrow, I hope this reaches you well.
-Reeve
3/4/2008 Texting
'What are you up to? I am bored as hell right now...' -R.T
'Fucking hell Sherry you have terrible timing, sparing with Shake y what are u doing?' -Y.K
'Stuck in a meeting, want me to text latter?' -R.T
'No I am fine, just forgot to silence my phone b4 & it gave away my position, I am fine now :) lol' -Y.K
'ooookay, so ur fine now? texting and fighting my aren't we good at multitasking.' -R.T
'Lol yep, up in a tree at the moment hiding, waiting, stalking, ninja stuff ya know.' -Y.K
'Kinda like hide and go seek with knives?' -R.T
'YES! exactly like that, not that you're one to talk aren't you supposed to be paying attention to your little club meeting?' -Y.K
'Organization! not club!, besides the meeting is not over anything overly important, same thing the last three have been about.' -R.T
'Someone bring their mom into the tree fort again? lmfao' -Y.K
'Hahahaha your so funny.' -R.T
'I know :)' -Y.K
'So did you ever talk to your dad about that tour?' -R.T
'Eh yeah that, I am working on it, he wasn't to keen on letting outsiders in on "Ancient Wutai Secrets" I am trying to spin it in a ways that would make it seem like we are showing off our strength." -Y.K
'I am sorry if I caused you any problems.' -R.T
'Oh its no problem don't worry about it lol, I am gonna keep working the old man down, it's just that not even Wutai civilians are keen to what goes on inside the compound's walls.' -Y.K
'Ah I see.' -R.T
'Yep ignorant foreigners are strictly forbidden :P , but since you're such a close friend... I might be able to arrange something, no promises though.' -Y.K
'I appreciate it, I would love the chance to come and see Wutai with my own eyes instead of through Cait Sith.' -R.T
'Huh, you have never been here? I thought every one had a least once, place has been used as a tourist dump for the past ten years.' -Y.K
'You can always come visit ya know, its not like the whole country is forbidden.' -Y.K
'Maybe I will, when things slow down.' -R.T
'I am holding you to that, I'll give you the "Grand Tour", show you all the best spots to wait and mug tourists :) lol' -Y.K
'Sounds like fun.' - R.T
'You're damn right it does, shit Shakey Poo has finally found me ttyl.' -Y.K
'Yes lol ttyl' -R.T
3/16/2008 E-mail
To: "Reeve Tuesti"
From: "Yuffie Kisaragi"
Reevie-Poo
You are gonna looooovvveee me! Guess what, after much poking and prodding I have gotten Godo to agreed to allow you to come to Wutai for your little tour. There is a week long festival held every year to honor Leviathan during the week of the summer solstice, this is when the council has agreed to allow me to take my final exam to become a Jounin. My test is June 19th the day before the solstice, and Godo said he would show you around the grounds before hand and then you can join him and Shake to watch me own whoever the council choses to go against me. Then the 20th is gonna be nothing but parades, fireworks, and all that cool stuff, so if you can squeeze three days out of that constipated schedule of yours it would be awesome. It will be the first Jounin test in almost 12 years! And usually only ninja's are permitted to watch it's a huge honor! I hope you can make it. Plan on being here the afternoon of the 18th, you can crash at my place if you want.
-Yuffie
3/20/2008 E-mail
To: "Yuffie Kisaragi"
From: "Reeve Tuesti"
Yuffie,
I am thrilled that you have been able to convince him, I will be there, I promise. I apologize for it taking a few days to get back to you, work around here just keeps piling up. I have made several new contacts recently, and will be spending the next few months it seems going to different places to meet with people. WRO has been expanding recently and we are now undergoing rebuilding efforts in not only Edge but North Corel and Mideel as well. Dio from the Gold Saucer and the mayor of Costa del Sol both want to meet with me to discus what resources they can lend. There have been a lot of issues with crime and riots lately, we have begun discussing the need for some sort of police force to help keep the peace. But something like that needs both man power and the means to train them, housing, food ect... It's a lot of work I think by the time June gets here a three day vacation would be just the thing I need. I hope things are running smoother for you.
-Reeve
3/21/2008 Texting
'Hey' -Y.K
'Hello' -R.T
'Just read your e-mail you sound stressed, need to vent?' -Y.K
'ty :) but I should be ok, Cait's made it his duty to cheer me up...' -R.T
'err... hows that working for you...' -Y.K
'He dyed all my shirts pink, so good I guess.' -R.T
'LOL, nice, you have no right to complain though, you're his almighty creator after all.' -Y.K
'Yes a perfect example of man's creations turning against him.' -R.T
'I still don't get how a serious business type like you managed to create something as deranged as Cait.' -Y.K
'Don't let the suit fool you princess, I have a sense of humor, perhaps I should show you.' -R.T
'Should I be scared? Lol btw don't call me princess, do it again and Cait will be the lest of your worries.' -Y.K
'Promise?' -R.T
'LMFAO try it an see, so where are you headed first?' -Y.K
'I am headed to the Gold Saucer tomorrow afternoon, after I spend a few days there in meetings, I will head to North Corel. I will probably be there for a few weeks. Tseng is going to handle things in Edge while I am gone.' -R.T
'Cool beans tell Barret and Marlene I said hi.' -Y.K
4/10/2008 E-mail
To: "Yuffie Kisaragi"
From: "Reeve Tuesti"
Yuffie,
Things at the Gold Saucer went well, Dio has decided to give us a great deal of financial backing, as well as offered the use of his convicts for manual labor. I am not sure just how helpful the latter will be, I can see it posing more of a hinderance then help. I have spent the last few days in North Corel helping Barret with everything, he has been made into an unofficial mayor of sorts. Slowly but surely it's beginning to resemble a town again. We have run into a few snags but nothing to bad. Mostly it's the same problem we have been having everywhere and thats how to run electricity without mako. With all of the reactors shut down we have resorted to older methods such as coal and oil but they pose the same threats mako did, being that they are a limited resource and damage the planet. I am currently working on improving what we have learned over the years about alternative energy sources such as solar, wind, and water power. I think I am going to have to add a trip to Cosmo Canyon to my itinerary. As I am sure Nanaki would be able to help me with something like this. Meanwhile, Barret has been surveying the surrounding land trying to find any usable oil or coal deposits.
Marlene says hello by the way and wishes me to tell you she misses her "Aunt Yuffie" , also Barret wishes me to and I quote "remind you what a phone is" I think that means he misses you to. Speaking of phones, I had the most interesting conversation with Cid today. It seems a certain ninja "princess" I know has been hatching plans of her own lately in the form of a few new harbors and an airfield? Cid seemed to mention something about some trade routes? When were you going to tell me about this? Anyways, I hope to hear from you soon "princess".
-Reeve
3/14/2008 E-mail
To: "Reeve Tuesti"
From: "Yuffie Kisaragi"
Hey Reeve, hope you liked the care package I sent you! I know you got it because I had Barret calling me this morning to yell/laugh about it. I wish he would have taken a picture, I bet you looked hot in yellow.
Anyways, yes Cid and I have been working together on opening up the old trade routes in Wutai. As I am sure you know Wutai used to be a huge supplier of many things such as gun powder (we invented fireworks ya know), iron, grain ect. But because of Shinra placed an export ban on us at the end of the war our economy was ruined. Thats why all the outer villages until now where abandoned, because everybody moved back inside the main city's walls. No point in farming and mining if you have no one to sell your product to. Shinra has only been gone almost two months and already Wutai is coming back to life it's amazing! I can't wait to show you. Anyways, one word about building an airport just south of the main city and Cid was on board with my little project. I would have told you sooner but between the north and south harbors, the academy, helping rebuild the villages, and opening the academy back up I have been swamped!
Not to swamped to show you some special attention though! I wish Barret had taken a picture! You asked for it you know, don't say I didn't warn you about the P word. Anyways, talk to you later Reevie.
-Yuffie
4/15/2008 E-mail
To: "Yuffie Kisaragi"
From: "Reeve Tuesti"
Dearest Yuffie,
I would like to thank you for the sweet package you sent me, the one that when opened promptly exploded and coated me and everything around me in glue and chocobo feathers. Just remember, revenge is a beautiful thing princess. I am glad to hear you are making headway in your endeavors, I look forward to you being able to show me everything this June. Tonight is my last night here in North Corel, tomorrow morning I am headed to Costa del Sol for a few days and then back to Edge for a week. Then I get to go to Mideel. I am not sure how long I will be in Mideel, I feel like I have been living out of a suitcase the past few weeks. I have done more traveling in the past few months then I have in the past five years working for Shinra. They tended to keep me chained to my desk there. I hope this message reaches you in high spirits.
-Reeve
4/20/2008 E-mail
To: "Reeve Tuesti"
From: "Yuffie Kisaragi"
-To He Who Plays With Dolls
Guess whose puppet I found sneaking around my house early this morning? I get cutting holes in all my shirts right where the you know what is located as classy as that is, but did you really think he would get within five feet of my materia? Did you honestly forget who your dealing with? Don't worry your pretty little goatee to much though your minion will be returned relatively unharmed.
-From The Great Ninja Yuffie
4/25/2008 E-mail
To: "Yuffie Kisaragi"
From: "Reeve Tuesti"
Princess,
Awww, does the word nipple make you blush? Surely you can type it if you try. No, I honestly didn't think Cait would be successful in swiping your precious materia, I had him do it because I knew it would get under your skin. By the way thats really nice work super glueing a pink doll dress to Cait's fur, I also see you took the liberty of replacing his crown with a bow. You do realize this is war don't sweetie? Costa del Sol was great thank you for asking, I am back in Edge. Tseng is proving to be a great help around here. I had no idea he was a distant cousin of yours, he told me this while he helped me cut that monstrosity of Cait. I hope you were not fond of that frilly pink "thing" was it yours when you were little? I will be headed to Mideel in a few days, so feel free to send whatever bobbie trapped packages to my office in Edge, I am sure the Turks will get a kick out of them.
-Reeve
4/30/2008 Reeve's Voicemail
"Hey Reevie poo it's your favorite ninja, so you'll never guess who I found in my front yard tonight..."
:: Screaming in a thick accent could be in the background::
"Sending your doll to try and to tee-pee my house really? How weak"
:: "Super weak" a male voice said in the background followed by laughter and the sound of Cait cursing up a storm::
"No worries though everything works out in the end, Shake and I are gonna use him to practice Wutainese interrogation tactics, go get my toolbox..."
::"Be right back" replies the male voice, the screaming gets louder::
"Sweet dreams Reeve."
::All you could hear was maniacal laughter before the message ended with a beep.::
5/1/2008 Texting
'Was that really necessary?' -R.T
'yes' -Y.K
'He was "delivered" durning a meeting I'll have you know.' -R.T
'Good, I am glad to know the overnight mailing system I used worked.' -Y.K
'He got up on the desk and started signing "I am a little tea pot"...' -R.T
'That kinda behavior is normal with his new "programing" LMFAO' -Y.K
'And his head spinning while he spewed what I hope was pea soup is THAT normal to?' -R.T
'Possibly...' -Y.K
'And his head exploding when I tried to shut him off?' -R.T
'A new feature I added just for you :P' -Y.K
'You scared the living hell out of the people from Mideel I was meeting with.' -R.T
'Casualties of war?' -Y.K
'Right... I have to admit him chanting "mess with the best, die like the rest" over and over until I was ABLE to shut him off was a nice touch.' -R.T
' Your Welcome :)' -Y.K
'Normally I'd be furious someone had the audacity to mess with my high-tech creation, but I am intrigued, where did you learn how to do that?' -R.T
'Great Ninja's have all sort of talents... messing with your dolly was nothing.' -Y.K
'Cait Sith is not a doll!' -R.T
'And I am not a PRINCESS!' -Y.K
'Whatever, you know this is far from over.' -R.T
'I expected as much yeah, you really think you can beat me? I like invented this game.' -Y.K
'Oh I will not only beat you I'll have on your knees begging for me to stop, in the meantime though I have to get back to my meeting.' -R.T
'Bring it dolly man!' -Y.K
'As you wish Princess.' -R.T
'Asshole' -Y.K
'And?.. your point :) ?' -R.T
5/3/2008 E-mail
To: "Reeve Tuesti"
From: "Yuffie Kisaragi"
Reeve,
I got your little present today... "Curses and Dirty Words: A Dictionary For The Foulmouthed" You do realize I spent two entire months living in vary close quarters with Cid AND Barret? I really hope that wasn't another weak attempt to get back at me as I am actually finding this book quite enjoyable, be afraid.
Anyways, how was your trip to Costa del Sol? Please tell me you hit the beach at lest once? You need some sun on that nerdy complexion! Are you still in Mideel? The academy is up an running completely now, we have worked out how to handle the sheer number of recruits. We are holding the initial Genin exams the week before the festival. Godo believes it would be great to hold a ceremony "Officially" reopen the academy as well welcoming the new ninjas into the ranks in front of the towns people. Basically showing off to the country that we are bouncing back from Shinra's tyranny blah blah blah, basically it means we all get to dress up and listen to the elders drone on and on and on and on. This ceremony is set for the 20th so it will be part of the festival. I have finished all the ridiculous "trials" now so all I have left is the final test. I have no idea who the council is going to dig up for the fight but I am not to worried, can't be much worse then Sephiroth right?
The trade routes are all up and running. The north and south harbor are undergoing repairs, and construction of the "airfield" is underway. Airport, Airfield who cares, but apparently there is a difference according to Cid. Cid's been visiting now and again and he told me to tell you that if you need any help with your stuff to just call him. I spoke with Tifa for a little while yesterday, did you know she is opening a bar in Edge? That kid Denzel is doing well, adjusting as best as can be expected. Anyways, I have got to be up early again tomorrow... dragsvile, but what are you gonna do ya know.
-Yuffie.
5/10/2008 E-mail
To: "Yuffie Kisaragi"
From: "Reeve Tuesti"
Yuffie,
No the book was not "revenge" more of my way of teasing your inability to say certain words. Its nothing to be ashamed of :), a lot of people are to shy to say "dirty" things. When my revenge does come trust me darling you'll know.
Yes, I am still in Mideel. There is lots going on here with the rebuilding. Plus I am trying to convince a few of the doctors to come visit and share their knowledge with the hospitals in other cites. They have come along way with treating the various stages a mako poisoning here, and such knowledge would be of great use in cities like Edge and Junon.
Do you remember that lake of mako left behind after the eruption a few months ago? The mako is receding back into the planet, and it's leaving behind a lake of sorts. We have been testing the water to see if its safe. It's the strangest thing the water has this healing capability now almost similar to a cure materia. We have been trying to figure out whether this is permanent and if it can be replicated.
Furthermore, because there are so many mako deposits close to the surface in this area we are working on a warning system of sorts. One that will warn us of an up coming eruption before hand so the town can be evacuated.
I am glad to hear things are going well for you, and I am sure I will get to see this new "Airfield" up close when I come in June. A few more weeks princess I bet you're just dyeing to see me again, I for one am excited that I might to get to see you dress all "formal". By the way if I am allowed to ask, what other trials did you have to go through? And sadly no, I did not have time to visit the beach at Costa del Sol. Talk to you soon.
-Reeve
5/13/2008 E-mail
To: "Reeve Tuesti"
From: "Yuffie Kisaragi"
Master of Dolls,
Eh the "Trails" are different for everyone, and honestly some simply don't make sense. Like I said there are many different ninja clans in Wutai, the more powerful ones have an elder in charge of the clan (old stuffy men who think their ass backward old fashioned ways are the right way no matter what, venting sorry), anyways the elders make up the council and after you succeed in climbing the Pagoda (which I did during the groups visit here back in December) each elder gives you some task to prove your worthiness to them. It's a bizarre form of torture if you ask me.
I have been asked to prove my determination by "asking later" I asked the old man every fifteen minutes for the whole day until he finally kicked me out of his house. I was asked "what do I have to offer the village" I wrote that pompous windy douchebag a 14 page paper on what I have done for the village ,and why I did it. As well as what I plan on doing for the village ,and why and how I plan on doing it. I don't think he even read it honestly.
The only task that made any sense at all really was for me to demonstrate my speed and stamina by seeing how many laps around the village I could run before the sun set. My average of time was a mile every 4 min 10 seconds, and I held that pace for six hours, you do the math. I was sore for days but it was so worth the utter look of contempt on that bastards face. No most of the elders don't like me, mostly because I have refused to marry their grandsons at some point or another. That and I have an "Unlady like attitude" which if you ask me is totally overrated. But I assure you the dislike is vary much mutual.
I am going to have to go out of my way to get you to relax haven't I? How does someone go to Costa del Sol and NOT go to the beach, thats sad Reeve so vary vary SAD. I am interested in this healing water you have found, do you think I can get you to send me a few samples. I bet the healers here in Wutai would love to look at it. Warning system huh? Sounds like you're having a blast there, don't lie I bet you're having a big geeky party designing all that stuff. Just don't forget to sleep and eat at some point okay?
-Yuffie
P.S. I don't have a problem saying dirty words.
5/17/2008 E-mail
To: "Yuffie Kisaragi"
From: "Reeve Tuesti"
Yuffie,
I am touched that you are worried about my health. No worries though the people of Mideel kept me well feed while I was there. I am back in Edge currently, we are getting ready to move headquarters to its permanent residence in Junon. The move should be complete towards the end of the summer, I will be spending most of my time between now and then bouncing between the two. I sent you some sample of the water from Mideel by courier today they should reach you in a few days. And yes you're right I do tend to turn into a workaholic when I am immersed in a project, and yes I did have fun in true "geeky" fashion working on the new alert system in Mideel. Which is coming along great by the way, they are placing the new seismic sensors I designed as we speak I will be returning sometime next fall to inspect the new system.
I have recently visited Tifa's new bar the "Seventh Heaven" I believe it was named after the old on she worked at in the sector 7 slums. It was a nice place but I do believe Cloud is getting a bit stir crazy. By the way have you heard from Vincent recently, nor Tifa or Cloud has and he doesn't have a phone or any other means of communication. I spoke with Denzel, he seems like a nice kid. He seemed to remember me from the hospital. He was interested in joining WRO, but I don't really think it's the best option for him right now. He needs to adjust to his new life first before diving into something else.
These "Trials" sound interesting, they may seem pointless but I think there is an underlying trend there. It seems like they are looking to see how driven you are to become a Jounin, no mater how ridiculous the task you have to complete. I did the math, that was about 80 miles you ran, I must say I am vary impressed. And no I don't think you can say dirty words, you have yet to prove me wrong on that Princess.
-Reeve
5/22/2008 E-mail
To: "Reeve Tuesti"
From: "Yuffie Kisaragi"
ASSHOLE!
YOU THINK I AM UNABLE TO SWEAR? WELL LET ME JUST FUCKING SAY THIS. HAVING A STUDENT FUCKING COME TO THE TRAINING GROUNDS AND TELL ME MY HOUSE WAS FUCKING UNDER ATTACK BY STUFFED CATS IS JUST THE FUCKING INSPIRATION I FUCKING NEEDED YOU FUCKING ASSBANDIT! I SWEAR TO FUCKING LEVIATHAN THE NEXT TIME I FUCKING SEE YOU I AM GONNA SET YOUR FUCKING CHOAD ON FUCKING FIRE, THEN I'LL PULL OUT MY FUCKING ICE MATERIA AND FREEZE WHATS FUCKING LEFT. I CAN SEE HIM PUTTING THE FURNITURE ON THE FUCKING ROOF THAT CRAPS KINDA FUNNY, BUT FUCKING BURYING MY MATERIA AROUND THE BACKYARD! HOW THE FUCK DID THE FUCKING LIL COCKJOCKEY EVEN GET PAST THE FUCKING SECURITY SYSTEM! WELL GUESS WHAT DICKWEASEL SHAKE AND I FUCKING CAUGHT A COUPLE OF THOSES LITTLE FUCKTARDS, AND THEY WILL BE RETURNED IN PIECES, AND THATS IF YOUR LUCKY. YOU ARE GONNA FUCKING RUE THE DAY REEVE TUESTI AND I MEAN FUCKING EPIC RUEAGE!
YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE.
P.S. The healers said thank you for the samples... Fuckface.
P.P.S I have an idea where Vincent is and will be going to check on him in a few days.
5/23/2008 Texting
'You used the word "Fuck" like 22 times, thats got to be a new record darling.' -R.T
'Don't you "darling" me asshat' -Y.K
'Ow come on, you know you can't stay mad at me :) ' -R.T
'I am not mad, I am simply planning your murder.' -Y.K
'Assbandit, Cockjockey... are you implying that I'm gay? Because, I can assure you I am not.' -R.T
'Grown man that plays with dolls, wasn't that far of a stretch really.' -Y.K
'I might have to prove you wrong, lol. So did you really destroy my lil army of Caits?' -R.T
'Not yet, why are you willing to negotiate their release?' -Y.K
'Possibly, what would it take?' -R.T
'What are you willing to give? I thought they'd make lovely kunai practice for the new recruits.' -Y.K
'I have this shiny red materia here that says you'll let them go...' -R.T
'Which summon?' -Y.K
'Shiva.' -R.T
'What level?' -Y.K
'Mastered...' -R.T
'Deal, I will let them go WHEN I get the materia, not before.' -Y.K
'Are you still mad at me?' -R.T
'Moderately peeved, you do realize payback is still in order.' -Y.K
'Looking forward to it ;)' -R.T
'You must be a glutton for punishment.' -Y.K
'Something like that :P' -R.T
5/27/2008 E-mail
To: "Reeve Tuesti"
From: "Yuffie Kisaragi"
Reeve,
Just got back from my impromptu trip to Nibelheim, and as I expected Vincent was hauled up in the Shinra mansion. He was not in his coffin at least thank fucking god. We had a long talk... okay I talked and he added an occasional word. He has promised me he won't waste away in that dusty hell hole, he claims he is going to visit Cloud in Edge. I think those two could help each other out they both have some issues to resolve, and they actually have a lot in common. Vincent is just... well Vincent. I spent a lot of time with him those few months, we were always teamed together. I guess you could say I have gotten to be able to read him.
Anyways, when I got back this afternoon I found that delightful package you sent me. I must say you sure know how to bribe a girl. Cait, Cait, Cait, and Cait are in one piece and making their way back to their esteemed puppet master as we speak.
And no I am not mad at you anymore, but I stand by the rueage. You will not know what hit you Tuesti. Hope you are doing well.
-Yuffie
6/3/2008 E-mail
To: "Yuffie Kisaragi"
From: "Reeve Tuesti"
Yuffie,
I am glad you like the materia, my little minions have all returned in tact and I thank you for not actually glueing the dresses to them this time. Where do you keep finding these dresses? I am glad to hear Vincent is okay, we here in Edge were beginning to get concerned. He hasn't turned up yet, but I am sure he will in time. I am not as close to him as you are but I have heard about some of the things in his past. I can understand why he is the way he is.
I am going to have to have to keep this message short as I have to leave for Junon early tomorrow, I look forward to the "rueage". Just two more weeks until I get to come see you princess. I hope you're looking forward to it as much as I am.
-Reeve
6/7/2008 E-mail
To: "Reeve Tuesti"
From: "Yuffie Kisaragi"
Reeve,
Yes, the festival starts in under a week and the whole city has been scrambling to get prepared. I have had to suffer through several kimono fittings, and Atsushi-Sensei has really been running me ragged with training. I am really looking forward to seeing you again, try not to work to hard.
Do me a favor and e-mail me as soon as Vincent shows up in edge. I really worry about him sometimes, that moody buttmunch is going to give me gray hair. I hope your moving is going well. The healers have finished examining the water from Mideel you sent us and they apparently have a few theories to run past you when you visit. Anyways, I have got to get to bed. Take care.
-Yuffie
6/13/2008 E-mail
To: "Yuffie Kisaragi"
From: "Reeve Tuesti"
Yuffie,
Darling, stop worrying Vincent turned up at the Seventh Heaven this afternoon. I told him he needed to make an effort to stay in contact with us, and that he was causing some of us to worry a great deal. The only reaction I got was a raised eyebrow and a "I suppose so." I think he knows I was referring to you.
The move to Junon is coming along nicely. I believe we may be done ahead of schedule. By the way that photo of me you sent to Rufus Shinra, you know the one of some guy wearing a speedo that you superimposed my face onto? You need to work on blending the skin tones better otherwise nice work. Don't bother trying to deny it, just because the envelope didn't have a return address doesn't mean we can't trace the mail here at WRO. You did a nice job forging my signature on said photo, my you are multi talented aren't you? Paybacks a bitch Princess.
Kimono fittings huh? I most say I am looking forward to seeing the Great Ninja Yuffie all dressed up. Please try and not overwork yourself. You must be exhausted with all the work you have been doing lately. I will see you if a few days.
-Reeve
-TBC