Disclaimer: I do not own FFVII, Naruto, or InuYasha. I am simply taking some of the plot ideas, characters, and concepts and am twisting them for the mindless non-profit enjoyment of myself and others...in other words don't sue. Also a lot of dirty jokes, and pranks are popular oldies I borrowed for this chapter.
6/25/2008 E-mail
To: "Yuffie Kisaragi"
From: "Reeve Tuesti"
Yuffie,
Just wanted to thank you again, I had a wonderful time. I just got back to Junon. I spent a few days in Rocket Town, working on WRO business with Cid. Thankfully, I don't have anymore business trips lined up for another couple weeks. I have to go to Edge a few more times this summer to finish up moving everything. We are keeping a small office open up there but most everything is going to be based out of Junon. Great news by the way, we have begun drawing up blueprints for a training facility. We are hoping to break ground at some point in early 2010. Hope everything is going okay with you.
-Reeve.
6/30/2008 E-mail
To: "Reeve Tuesti"
From: "Yuffie Kisaragi"
Reeve,
You're lucky I like you, you sneaky bastard. I just discovered the missing ice cream from my refrigerator. I was wondering the entire time you were here, just when you would try and get me back. That was weak, I just hope you didn't waste it, or eat it all by yourself. If so, slow the hell down you're gonna end up with diabetes.
Been busy with the academy, Godo's been threatening me with a team of Genin. I am in no way interested in becoming someone's sensei right now...eck. I got Shake back for his "little joke" he played on you by the way, little shit, don't worry he is still alive...kinda. By the way you left some clothes here, I will give them to you next time I see you. Glad to hear about your new building, you dork getting all hot for blue prints,lol.
Take it easy though okay, take advantage of the next few weeks and rest, yeah I know "no rest for the wicked" but try, for me? You'll be no fun to torture if you're dead.
-Yuffie.
7/03/2008 E-mail
To: "Yuffie Kisaragi"
From: "Reeve Tuesti"
Yuffie,
Don't worry I am taking care of myself, the ice cream was enjoyed by me and the entire crew of the Highwind, they all said thank you :). I do believe I made Cid's week when I told him. Anyways, I think you would be a great teacher why don't you do it? Also, I hope you didn't hurt Shake to badly. It was a clever joke you have to admit even if it turned out badly. You never are going to tell me what it meant are you? Could it have really been THAT bad? Can you type it? lol.
No matter, I just picked up several books and a few programs to teach myself the language...so either way princess I will find out. My next trip to Edge is scheduled three weeks from now. After that I don't have any business trips until the fall. As you know I and the elders (including your dad) have begun corresponding with each other. Who knows maybe one of the trips will be out there. No, I don't get "hot" for blue prints. Hope to hear from you soon.
-Reeve
7/12/2008 E-mail
To: "Reeve Tuesti"
From: "Yuffie Kisaragi"
Reeve,
hey sorry It took me so long to right back, been busy lately (starting to sound like you). Lets see, why I don't want to become a sensei at this time...
I can only tolerate children in small doses.
I enjoy my relative freedom
I still have a lot left to learn from my own sensei
I literally just became a Jounin
If I can get in I plan on joining the Ansatsu Senjutsu Tokushi Butai.
Not doing it will piss Godo off.
Godo thinks it will make me more mature...and he is dumb.
This is the big one, Godo thinks that if I am around children, I will want some of my own, and in order to that I have to get...married! and that is soooooooooo not happening :)
Anyways, yes I know about your new pen pals. The windbags won't stop talking about you whenever I am around...I hope you're happy. I am glad Cid enjoyed the ice cream, in fact I sent him some just this morning. I am sure this time tomorrow he'll be opening the melted package, I hope he thinks of you. And no thats not my revenge, since we are apparently still playing this game I have arranged for something vary special for you. Enjoy!
Also, I am glad you are trying to learn Wutainese, honestly if you ever need help please feel free to ask. And no I will not type it, seriously Reeve let it go. I am sure if you do figure it out you'll be thinking "I should have listened to her, she is after all the smartest coolest person alive"...okay maybe not quite like that, I think I am giving you to much credit. My cousin is fine, he just had an unfortunate accident involving some tree sap and hair clippers. I can send you a pic if you'd like. ttyl
-Yuffie
7/15/2008 E-mail
To: "Yuffie Kisaragi"
From: "Reeve Tuesti"
Yuffie,
Thats quit a list I guess I see your point, you are still young and you should enjoy your youth while you still have it. And yes you are beginning to sound like me, you should be careful I fear I may be rubbing off on you. By the way you were right Cid did think of me, but thats because you put my name and info down as the return address.
And yes I do plan on continuing our little "game" as you call it. I stand by what I said. As a matter of fact I am vary happy with my new "pen pals" not only do they make great allies for the WRO but I get frequent updates on how my favorite little ninja is doing from her daddy, it's a win win situation :) .
I appreciate you're offer to help me learn Wutainese, I am finding it all vary interesting so far. Mark my words if I don't get you to tell me I will figure out what I "accidentally" said to you. By the way what is Ansatsu Senjutsu Tokushi Butai, I tried looking the phrase up and could not find it in any of the books. Talk to you again soon
-Reeve
P.S. I'd love a picture if you got one :)
7/17/08 Texting
'Here...' :: Picture attached is off the back of Shakes head, his spiky hair has tree sap imbedded in it and the back of his hair has a winking smiley face shaved into it.:: -Y.K
'Thats awesome :P ' -R.T
'Thanks, did it while we were sparring. He was so pissed I thought he'd start crying' -Y.K
'Is it still like that?' -R.T
'No, Chekhov helped him clean it up and cut his hair' -Y.K
'Spoilsport' -R.T
'Right?' -Y.K
'So whats up?' -R.T
'Sitting here watching the cats play with some yarn I gave them' -Y.K
'Sounds fun...' -R.T
'Don't knock it this is like cage fighting' -Y.K
'Oh?' -R.T
'Yeah it should be on pay per view...oh shit I could totally make some money doing that!' -Y.K
'Lol' -R.T
'So what are you up to?' -Y.K
'In between meetings' -R.T
'Sounds fun' -Y.K
'Bored out of my mind, just wish we could begin the designing part of designing this training compound' -R.T
'Having blueprint withdrawal?' -Y.K
'HAHAHA' -R.T
'oh don't be sad lol cheer up :P ' -Y.K
'You know what will cheer me up?' -R.T
'A lap dance from Cait?' -Y.K
'Thats frightening' -R.T
'Okay, what?' -Y.K
'Tell me' -R.T
'Tell you what?' -Y.K
'You know what I want to hear' -R.T
'Damn, That sounds dirty' -Y.K
'Come on darling tell me' -R.T
'If you're referring to what I think you're referring to...NO' -Y.K
'I have to go to my next meeting, I will wear you down later.' -R.T
'Talking dirty to me will get you know where' -Y.K
'Lol.' -R.T
7/20/2008 E-mail
To: "Reeve Tuesti"
From: "Yuffie Kisaragi"
Reeve,
I am not surprised you couldn't find the Ansatsu Senjutsu Tokushi in any of your books. The Ansatsu Senjutsu Tokushi is the shinobi black ops, thats all I can tell you. The fact that you and my dad talk about me is kinda creepy, and no matter how much you talk dirty to me I am not telling you. I recently received a letter from Vincent, he told me you gave him a job at the WRO? He also told me he got an apartment in Junon. I swear to Leviathan when I saw who the letter was from I about died from shock. So your trip to Edge is coming up next week right? Ttyl
-Yuffie
7/25/2008 E-mail
To: "Yuffie Kisaragi"
From: "Reeve Tuesti"
Yuffie,
Yes I gave Vincent a job, he is going to be in charge of organizing the training program for the troops. He will be arriving with me upon my return from Edge. I am glad to hear he has been writing someone other then Cloud and I. I am actually leaving for Edge tonight, I should be back within a week though. We just have a few more things to handle before the move is complete.
I have a trip to Cosmo Canyon scheduled in the beginning of September. Apparently, Nanaki has stumbled upon Bugenhagen's old research. It's all hand written of course :( but I will be going out there with several colleges to get it all transfered into our data network. His research could vary well hold the key to solving our energy crisis, vary exciting stuff :) , anyways, yes your father is keeping me updated, creepy? Possibly.
And I was not talking dirty to you trust me sweetie you'd know if I was :P , As for the shinobi black ops, if thats what you want to do go for it. Just please be careful.
-Reeve
7/28/2008 E-mail
To: "Reeve Tuesti"
From: "Yuffie Kisaragi"
Reeve,
Don't worry your pretty little goatee about me I will be fine. Taking and typing up a bunch of old dusty books huh? God that sounds like a total drag, but while you are out there tell Nanaki I said hi, and that he needs to write. I know he has difficulty doing that but find someone he can dictate to or something.
Better yet...screw it I'll write him myself and tell him myself! :P it will be quicker. You so were talking dirty, first you were talking about "rubbing off on me" then you were texting me kinky little innuendos ...pervert LOL. Anyways, I hope you enjoy your trip to Edge. Tifa mentioned Cloud had gotten some job with a construction company? Odd I can't see him doing that.
-Yuffie
8/1/2008 E-mail
To: "Yuffie Kisaragi"
From: "Reeve Tuesti"
Yuffie,
First I would like to ask how you got passed the security systems since we can't figure it out. I would also like to congratulate you, you could imagine mine (and Vincent's since he was with me when it was discovered) surprise when I entered my office this morning. I see that you made a little visit recently while I was in Edge. As much as I love the thoughtful gesture of you decorating my new office, the neon pink walls...not the direction I would have gone, nor would I have chosen the neon green letters standing seven feet tall saying "mess with the best die like the rest".
I have just finished watching the security tapes, the mask from the movie Scream was a nice touch. I hope you didn't hurt yourself when you fell out of the vent. My trip was good thanks for asking. The move to Junon is now officially complete. Yes, Cloud has a new job, it didn't seem like he liked it much. I am flattered that you think my goatee is pretty lol :P
-Reeve
8/8/2008 E-mail
To: "Reeve Tuesti"
From: "Yuffie Kisaragi"
Reeve,
Happy 888 Day! LOL, anyways I am truly hurt that you didn't like my interior decorating, it took a lot of work on my part. As I am sure you have found already, I shoved a note in your desk drawer pointing out the many flaws in the WRO security system. Maybe I will "drop" in again the next time you're out and check the improvements.
Things around here have been going good, saw Cait Sith around the village yesterday. He was naked as per usual, don't worry I fixed it :) He apparently was delivering something to the elders? I know he wasn't here for my revenge, he is an even crappier liar then you, which is strange because he is actually a machine. Anyways, lots of stuff going on. The south harbor is finished and the north harbor should be done next week. I am actually running out of things to do. That will not last long though, I have got a few ideas hehehe... take it easy Reeveie and don't let things go to your head it's just facial hair. Tell Vinnie I said hi and tell him I said "don't use the spoon" he'll get it.
-Yuffie
8/11/2008 E-mail
To: "Yuffie Kisaragi"
From: "Reeve Tuesti"
Yuffie,
Okay you have got to tell me what "don't use the spoon" means. When I told him... the man smiled. It was creepy, it lasted about three seconds, I thought his face would crack. I am glad things are going well in Wutai, should I be scared that you suddenly have free time on your hands? Also, the sailors outfit you shoved my poor robot into is a nice improvement. I might actually keep it.
And no as much as you insinuating my programing is flawed in someway Cait was not lying, he was dropping off more samples from Mideel. He had a few choice words about you though. You threatened to feed him to your cats... isn't that cannibalism?
Yes, I found your note in my desk drawer thank you, and if you feel like "dropping" in again, I would rather you do it when I am here. I'd also prefer you use the door, it took several days for the air conditioning in my office to be fixed.
-Reeve
8/16/2008 E-mail
To: "Reeve Tuesti"
From: "Yuffie Kisaragi"
Reeve,
The "don't use the spoon" is an inside joke between me and him but... I guess I can tell you, since I am so awesome. The two of us were spending the night in a cave on our way up to the northern crater, we had been caught in a snow storm. Vincent was being his normal stick in the mud self and I kinda snapped. I began telling him every dirty joke I knew, I refused to stop until I got some kind of reaction from him a lip twitch anything. He of course was giving me the dirtiest look imaginable. This was the joke that finally got him to crake a smile...
(A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table. As he sat down, he knocked the spoon off the table with his elbow. A nearby waiter reached into his shirt pocket, pulled out a clean spoon, and set it on the table.
The diner was impressed. "Do all the waiters here carry spoons in their pockets?"
The waiter replied, "Yes. Ever since an Efficiency Expert visited our restaurant... He determined that 17.8% of our diners knock the spoon off the table. By carrying clean spoons with us, we save trips to the kitchen."
The diner ate his meal. As he was paying the waiter, he commented, "Forgive the intrusion, but do you know that you have a string hanging from your fly?"
The waiter replied, "Yes, we all do. Seems that the same Efficiency Expert determined that we spend to much time washing our hands after using the men's room. So, the other end of that string is tied to my penis. When I need to go, I simply pull the string, do my thing, and then return to work. Having never touched myself, there really is no need to wash my hands. Saves a lot of time."
"Wait a minute," said the diner, "how do you get your penis back in your pants?"
"Well, I don't know about the other guys, but I use the spoon.")
Anyways, it's not cannibalism because Cait it a doll, also I am sorry about your air conditioning, but if you would quit thinking about me you wouldn't be getting so hot :P , I know you miss me, you can admit it.
-Yuffie
8/20/2008 E-mail
To: "Yuffie Kisaragi"
From: "Reeve Tuesti"
Yuffie,
Thats hilarious, I can just imagine you doing something like that. I almost feel bad for Vincent. Have you ever heard this one?
(A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back to her place for the night, her parents are out of town and this is the perfect opportunity.
They get back to her house and they go into her bedroom, and when the guy walks in the door he notices all these fluffy toys. There's hundreds of them, fluffy toys on top of the wardrobe, fluffy toys on the bookshelf and window sill, there's more on the floor, and of course fluffy toys all over the bed.
Later, after they've had sex, he turns to her and asks, ''So, how was I?''
She says, ''Well, you can take anything from the bottom shelf.'')
Also, Cait is not a doll! He is a vary complex robot! Furthermore, I was hot because it's been in the 90's here in Junon and a certain ninja destroyed the central air. This from the girl who was accusing me of letting things go to my head. And maybe I do miss you ;) so what?
-Reeve
8/24/2008 E-mail
To: "Reeve Tuesti"
From: "Yuffie Kisaragi"
Reeve,
No I actually haven't heard that one, are you sure thats a joke and not a personal experience? I mean the stuffed toys...that was so you don't lie. Anyways, you are going to Cosmo Canyon next month right? And no I am not planning on dropping in at the office. As much as I would like to, I have some new training stuff to do around here. Also, would you like to explain the kool aid in my shower head? I am guessing Cait must have been back in town recently? Thats fine, I have just decided to step up my game Mr. Tuesti, be prepared. Your goatee wont know what hit you.
-Yuffie.
Phone Calls To WRO 8/25/08
"World Regenesis Organization, Commissioner Tuesti's office, this is Cindy how may I help you?"
"This is the phone company. We are testing a new circuit wiring scheme in your offices. Please keep everyone off the phones our testing will begin at approximately 10 am. We will be verifying the correct wiring of your system by passing hot steam through the wires. Instruct your employees to place their phones on the floor, or, better yet, wrap them in towels to avoid scalding themselves. We will advise you when the tests are complete, thank you have a nice day ma'am"::click::
"But wait it's...9:55...shit, hello...HELLO?"
Several minutes later Reeve's secretary runs into his office grabbing the phone right out of his hands in the middle of a call with Rufus Shinra and flings it across the room.
Phone Calls To WRO 8/25/08 (Latter That Day)
"World Regenesis Organization, Commissioner Tuesti's office, this is April how may I help you?"
"May I help you?"
"Excuse me sir?"
"May I help you?"
"World Regenesis Organization, Commissioner Tuesti's office, this is April how may I help you?"
"May I help you?"
"Sir, I believe you have the wrong number..."
"May I help you?"
"I am hanging up sir..."
"May I help you?"
After thirty more calls ending the same way, April marched into Reeve's office and quit.
Phone Calls To WRO 8/26/08
"World Regenesis Organization, Commissioner Tuesti's office, this is Rebecca how may I help you?"
::music begins playing:: "This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was..."
Rebecca hangs up the phone, a second later it rings again. Two hours later Reeve leaves his office and finds Rebecca curled under her desk, crying. The phone is still ringing.
Phone Calls To WRO 8/26/08 (Latter That Day)
"World Regenesis Organization, Commissioner Tuesti's office, this is Jennifer how may I help you?"
"This is the phone company. We are going to be blowing the dust out of the phone lines. We are just making a courtesy call to phone owners telling them they should cover the earpiece of their phones with a bag to catch the dust. We appreciate your corporation and apologize for any inconvenience. We will advise you when the procedure is complete, thank you and have a nice day ma'am"
"Yes, of course thank you."
Ten minutes later Reeve came out of his office and promptly noticed all the phones had sandwich baggies neatly wrapped around them and tapped closed at the cord. Jennifer just sat at her desk smiling at him.
Phone Calls To WRO 8/27/08
"World Regenesis Organization, Commissioner Tuesti's office, this is Amanda how may I help you?"
"Hello?"
"This is Amanda how may I help you?"
"Uh, hi. Who is this and what do you want?"
" You called here sir."
"What? Oh no no no no no! It is YOU who is calling me. Ok, so what did YOU need?"
"No no I didn't call you. You called me. Wait, who is this?"
"NO! I didn't call you! You are the one who called me! Now i ask one more time who are you and why did you call my at this time of day!"
"What? It's 9 am? Okay I'm going to hang up now. Bye."
"Ok bye."
::Several Seconds Later::
"World Regenesis Organization, Commissioner Tuesti's office, this is Amanda how may I help you?"
"Hello? Hello? Who is this?"
"Who are you?"
"Oh My Gosh stop calling me!"
"No, YOU stop calling ME! I did not call you."
"Oh yes you did, and stop calling me!"
"I am hanging up now."
::Two seconds later the phone rang again::
This continued for several hours, fed up Amanda marched into Reeve's office in the middle of a meeting and quit. She had heard he had a reputation but this was unacceptable.
8/30/08 Texting
'Okay Yuffie this has got to stop, it has been five days.' -R.T
'Is the mighty Tuesti admitting defeat?' -Y.K
'No, just please leave the secretaries alone I have gone through 12 already. You have made your point.' -R.T
'Weelllll I guess you do need at lest one pretty girl to look at, since I am not around...' -Y.K
'Thank you ;) but I only need one regardless if she is around or not.' -R.T
'Flattery will get you no where this isn't over until you say what I want to hear.' -Y.K
'And what is that?' -R.T
'Painted over the walls already?' -Y.K
'Well I am not stopping to you tell me what I want to know :P ' -R.T
'No' -Y.K
'Please ;)' -R.T
'No' -Y.K
'Oh come on I said please' -R.T
'Whining really?' -Y.K
'I know it's wearing you down' -R.T
'Damn it Reeve why do you want to know so bad?' -Y.K
'Because I want to know what I said that got you so "flustered" thats why.' -R.T
'Well tough shit cause I am not telling you' -Y.K
'What if I told you I already know?' -R.T
'Id say you're full of it, because we would be having a totally different conversation right now if you did' -Y.K
'I could always ask Shake...' -R.T
'The little fuck doesn't have the balls' -Y.K
'I love it when you talk nasty like that ;) ' -R.T
'Flirting will get you no where either, even if it is hilarious' -Y.K
'Well sadly princess I have an interview to get to since my last secretary had a mental breakdown' -R.T
'Seriously, hire someone smart Reeve these "girls" made it way to easy' -Y.K
'I will keep that in mind princess, ttyl' -R.T
'Asshole' -Y.K
'You luv it, don't lie' -R.T
9/5/2008 E-mail
To: "Yuffie Kisaragi"
From: "Reeve Tuesti"
Yuffie,
Cosmo Canyon is really nice this time of year (generic way to open an e-mail I know) but it is, I wish you were here (also generic) but true, I am bored.
We have been here four days now and with the four off us we have gotten through maybe the first eighth of the work. This may take several trips, maybe we will bring more people with us next time. I wish there was a quicker way of doing this, but the best way is typing them all by hand. We thought about scanning them, but Bugenhagen's handwriting is terrible. We are only going to continue working for another week, and then come back again sometime in October.
I would love to just cart the whole library off to Junon and do this at WRO, but the books where left to the village by Bugenhagen, so they don't actually belong to Nanaki. And the village refuses to allow the books to leave the village...red tape.
I am sure you will be glad to hear I finally found a new secretary. I ran into a little trouble because vary few people wanted the job, odd really since positions as executive assistant are normally highly sought after. It seems I some how developed a reputation. Don't worry she has vary thick skin and is smart. She even told me during her interview that she was aware of the harassment issues I was having and was equipped to handle it. Well I hope you are doing well.
-Reeve
9/14/2008 E-mail
To: "Reeve Tuesti"
From: "Yuffie Kisaragi"
Reeve,
Awww... Reevie-Poo misses me! It almost makes me want to forgive you for the past week. The stink bomb in my jeep, the hair bleach in my shampoo, the missing spark plugs from the academy's jeeps, the saran wrap on my toilet (that didn't work by the way Cait needs to work on his technique). What you lack in originality you make up for in effort I'll give you that. Although, Cait is getting better at stealth...so far.
Hopefully, this secretary last longer then the others. I am sorry to hear things at Cosmo are so blahhh... don't worry once you get back to Edge things will get "interesting" I am sure. Things here in Wutai have been interesting as well now that all my projects are done. But don't worry I am keeping busy, talk to you soon Reevie.
-Yuffie
9/20/2008 E-mail
To: "Yuffie Kisaragi"
From: "Reeve Tuesti"
Yuffie,
This is what I found when I opened the newspaper today...now keep in mind this is just the Junon Post I am reading from.
"Have Viagra. Need a man. Any man between 18 & 80."
"Single male seeks double-jointed male model who owns a brewery and grows his own pot. Access to free concert tickets a plus, as is having open minded twin sister."
"Whomever drove me from the bars on friday, I left my dildoo in your car"
"They call me naughty Lola. Run-of-the-mill beardy architect. 35y/o male"
"Slut in the kitchen, chef in the bedroom. 35 y/o male seeks man who can toss a good salad."
"35 y/o Farmer with 100 acres looking for a man with a big tractor to do the plowing, please send photo of tractor"
Yuffie, darling where the hell do you come up with this shit?
These personal adds have caused an uproar, the phones have been going crazy. I don't know what scares me more the fact that we are still finding more adds, the down right disturbing voicemail I am getting, or the fact that my new secretary is laughing like a maniac.
Also... I AM NOT GAY! Revenge is sweet so vary sweet you'll get yours don't worry. I have something vary special planned for you...
In other news lmfao, the four people that went with me to Cosmo have volunteered to stay until it is finished. So I won't have to go back down in October. I will be heading out to Mideel in a few weeks though to go and check on the alert system. Hope everything is well in your neck of the woods.
-Reeve
9/29/2008 E-mail
To: "Reeve Tuesti"
From: "Yuffie Kisaragi"
Buttmunch,
Do you have any idea what you have done? Did you even think about the consequences? Luckily I covered for your dumb ass and didn't tell him who really bought the fucking subscription of Play Girl that somehow had my name on it. And SOMEHOW got lost in the mail and ended up at his house! What were you thinking! Do you have any idea what I went through? The three hour lecture I got about how "I better not dishonor the Kisaragi name" not to mention the vary vary awkward "birds and bees" conversation. I am going to have nightmares because of this you ASS, you are an ASS Reeve Tuesti!
Glad to hear things went well in Cosmo, have fun in Mideel,...oh and YOU SUCK!
-Yuffie
P.S. Tell Dracula I said hello and to buy a phone we aren't living in the 70's anymore they are cheap and fit in your pocket.
10/1/2008 E-mail
To: "Yuffie Kisaragi"
From: "Reeve Tuesti"
Yuffie,
Don't get mad if you can't handle our little "game" you were warned. As for possible consequences there were none because I didn't send them. I gave "the count" your message... he gave me a blank stare... still trying to figure out what that means. I am so sorry you had to sit through "the talk". It must have come as a great shock for you to finally be told you didn't in fact get dropped of by the stork, don't worry these changes you are going through are completely natural :P . I will be heading to Mideel for the next few days. I hope to find my office somewhat intact when I return. I bet you are bored now that your "projects" are done, I bet you are just sitting around the house missing me. Have fun hun.
-Reeve
Phone Calls to WRO 10/4/2008
"World Regenesis Organization, Commissioner Tuesti's office, this is Linda how may I help you?"
"You certainly SOUND smarter then the others."
"Excuse me?"
"You're not some bitch scientist who is gonna leave him heartbroken and slightly possessed are you?"
"Who is this?"
"I am She who is called HER..."
"Is this Miss. Kisaragi?"
"I see my legend proceeds me, so tell me Linda was it you?"
"Was what me?"
"The porn...Was...It...Yoooouuu?"
"As a matter of Miss. Kisaragi it was."
"...I like you"
"I beg your pardon."
"I said I like you, you have a big responsibility you know."
"I do?"
"Yes, make sure he eats right he tends to get to involved with his work."
"Yes, I have noticed that."
"Good good also, he falls asleep at his desk...he is a droller, he is gonna suffer an electric shock one of these days...when he doses off you have to go in there...and poke him with a stick. Just a few good jabs then you gotta run like hell okay?"
"ooookkkay...anything else?"
"Yes, make sure he changes his undies he tends to forget that."
"Miss. Kisaragi is this really necessary..."
"You think I am joking but you'll see, also one more thing..."
"And whats that Miss. Kisaragi?"
"Don't shit where you eat" ::click::
Linda looked at the phone as the line went dead, her eyebrows raised up in her hair.
10/7/2008 E-mail
To: "Reeve Tuesti"
From: "Yuffie Kisaragi"
Reeve,
As much as I am sure you love the idea of me sitting around pinning for you, I honestly am doing some serious training.
Furthermore, who are you to tell me about the facts of life? You haven't even hit puberty yet! We both know that goatee is fake! Just give up the charade already, isn't it tiring living a lie? Also, I am not mad at you. I live by the old adage "Don't get mad get glad, and shove the cut up body in it". Anyways, I hope you are having fun in Mideel. Don't forget your mosquito net.
-Your Favorite Ninja
10/11/2008 E-mail
To: "Yuffie Kisaragi"
From: "Reeve Tuesti"
My Dearest Ninja,
What did you tell my secretary? I returned from Mideel to find her giving me strange looks the entire day. She then began asking me bizarre questions, like weather or not I had eaten yet, and who exactly you were to me. She also said and I quote "I like her to, you should keep her." What does that mean? Also, sorry to let you down but the goatee is all me, irresistible isn't it?
The trip to Mideel was a success, the mosquitos actually were not that bad. The worst time to go is in the spring during their rainy season. Last time I went I got bit up so bad I am still surprised I didn't get malaria. The alert system is completely up and functional now, it's working quite well.
Not to much going on here at WRO right now. I have been spending most of my time either in routine meetings or working on the blueprints for the WRO training compound. I will be making a few more trips next month. I will be going to North Corel and then Rocket Town.
Maybe you could meet me in Rocket Town? I should know what exact days I will be going in the next few days. I know you miss me even if you won't say it. Besides, my Wutainese is getting pretty decent but I still need "practice". Let me know if you can go.
-Reeve
10/16/2008 Texting
'Hey, what are you up to?'-R.T
'nm, u?' -Y.K
'Sitting in a meeting' -R.T
'You keep texting under the table like that, people are going to think your playing with yourself.'-Y.K
'lol' -R.T
'Bored?' -Y.K
'yes, so what are you doing?' -R.T
'sharpening kunai' -Y.K
'thats hot, what are you wearing?' -R.T
'Perv :P' -Y.K
'look whose talking' -R.T
'muwa? never' -Y.K
'right so who sent me the male blow up doll?' -R.T
'wasn't me have you asked Linda, you know how she likes sending people dirty stuff in the mail' -Y.K
'So you figured it out huh?' -R.T
'Did you ever doubt that I would?' -Y.K
'Not really' -R.T
'So I guess it's my move?' -R.T
'Unless you're ready to surrender' -Y.K
'I bet you'd love that, no you still haven't told me what I want to know.' -R.T
'And I won't' -Y.K
'Can I get a clue?' -R.T
'...I Guess' -Y.K
'In Gaian how many words would it be?' -R.T
'grrrrr'-Y.K
'Yuffie come on :) ' -R.T
'seven' -Y.K
' hmmm it's obviously NOT "can I grab your ass" because thats only five words.' -R.T
'Aren't you supposed to be paying attention to your meeting Commissioner Gordon?' -Y.K
'This is more fun' -R.T
'you are a strange strange little man' -Y.K
'I am not little' -R.T
'OMG REEVE I DON'T CARE!' -Y.K
'What I am 6'1" thats not little...' -R.T
'...I hate you' -Y.K
'no you don't :P' -R.T
'are you done being a pain in the ass?' -Y.K
'are YOU done being a pain in the ass?' -R.T
'Really?' -Y.K
'Really?' -R.T
'you are bored' -Y.K
'Yeah I am :P ' -R.T
'If I give you another clue, will you let me finish sharpening my kunai ? I have a thing coming up I have to get ready for.' -Y.K
'okay... how many syllables does each word have?' -R.T
'They are all single syllable words.' -Y.K
'Huh that doesn't help much' -R.T
'I know :P ' -Y.K
'LOL ok ttyl' -R.T
'ttyl' -Y.K
10/20/2008 E-mail
To: "Yuffie Kisaragi"
From: "Reeve Tuesti"
Yuffie,
So I will be leaving for North Corel next week, and I will be in Rocket Town November 12th until the 15th. The blueprints are coming along nicely, the designs should be done before I leave for Rocket Town. I can bring them with me and show you what I have been working on if you can make it to Rocket Town.
The group in Cosmo is about half way through Bugenhagen's library, his research has already proven to be a tremendous help. Anyways, I have a slew of meetings to get to tomorrow. I hope to hear from you soon.
-Reeve
P.S. Someone's birthday is a month from today :)
10/26/2008 Texting
'hey you busy?' -R.T
'Yuffie?' -R.T
10/31/2008 Texting
'Imagine my surprise when I came to work today and I didn't have some nasty prank waiting for me, what no halloween surprise?' -R.T
'You're not mad at me are you?' -R.T
Yuffie's Voicemail 11/4/2008
"Yuffie, I just got done calling the others no one has heard from you in over two weeks, is everything okay? Call me when you get this"
Yuffie's Voicemail 11/7/2008
"Come on sweetie if you're pulling a Vincent on me as some sort of prank to get me back it's not working. Seriously you are worrying me, call me."
Yuffie's Voicemail 11/10/2008
"Alright, I am sending Cait to come and check on you in Wutai.
Yuffie's Voicemail 11/13/2008
"Okay so Cait, just got back from Wutai apparently he was meet at the gate by one of the guards, and taken to your father. He said you were out on an extended training exercise? Call me when you get home,...be careful."
Phone call 11/23/08 3:00am Junon Time
"Hello?"
"Hey Reeve"
"Oh god Yuffie...what time is it?"
"A bit after three your time, I just listened to my voicemail. I am sorry I didn't mean to worry you."
"Are you okay? your voice sounds hoarse..."
"I am fine...getting a cold I guess"
"So how come you didn't tell me you where leaving for a month?"
"It was...a spur of the moment thing...I didn't have time. I am sorry"
"I am just glad you're okay, you are okay right? You sound kinda off."
"I am fine Reeve really..just tired."
"Okay...happy birthday, by the way"
::Yuffie laughs dryly::
"Thanks Reeve I really am sorry. I really wish I could have seen you in Rocket Town...please don't be mad..."
"Why would I be mad? Sweet heart don't worry about me, I am just glad you're okay I was worried.."
"Sorry"
"Quit apologizing... it's weird"
"Sor...okay...Reeve"
"You know Tifa is trying to get the whole group together for the holidays."
"Yeah, she e-mailed me about it."
"I am sure I will get to see you there."
"Yeah."
:: In Wutainese:: "I miss you"
::In Gaian:: "Nice, I see you're learning a few things"
::In Wutainese:: "I am a vary smart man"
::In Wutainese:: "You think you are so slick, you ignorant foreigner I bet you are completely lost right now, do you understand me? Reeve molests his dolls and has a big gay man crush on Tom Cruise."
::In Gaian:: "What? all I caught was "slick" "lost" and "Tom Cruise" are you talking dirty to me princess?
::Yuffie laughs:: "I said Reeve is one of the coolest people on the face of the planet..."
"You are so lying"
"Maybe" ::She yawns::
"Go get some sleep hun, e-mail me latter after you get some rest"
"Okay Reeve, goodnight."
"Night Yuffie"
11/24/2008 E-mail
To: "Reeve Tuesti"
From: "Yuffie Kisaragi"
Reeve,
So I woke up to a vary interesting thing today, you could imagine my surprise when I opened my eyes to find two little squinty yellow eyes starring back at me. (his stealth is improving btw). Anyways, I of course grabbed him by the scruff of his neck and just as I was about to throw your lovely little toy against the wall he starts screaming "I come in peace ,I come in peace" How odd right? So I allowed him to explain and he produced this little box...You shouldn't have Reeve :) it's beautiful. Really really beautiful. Thank you.
I really am sorry I couldn't make it to Rocket Town, I would loved to seen your blueprints...as long as they weren't sticky...eww LMFAO. Anyways, there is always the holidays right? Cid was in Wutai the past few days, said the project you two where working on was going well. The cranky-legged-old-fart spent several hours telling me about it this morning. He isn't driving you nuts is he? How where things in North Corel by the way, I spoke with Barret briefly but it was mostly him just lecturing me about blah this and blah blah that. When all I wanted to know was how he and Marlene where doing. Anyways, thanks again for the necklace.
-Yuffie
P.S. I got something that might help your people in Cosmo :)
11/28/2008 E-mail
To: "Yuffie Kisaragi"
From: "Reeve Tuesti"
Yuffie,
You are more then welcome for the necklace, I am glad you liked it. I bought it from one of the stalls at the festival back in June. I also wanted to say I liked the formal robes you sent Cait back in. He has been going around showing them to everyone.
The people in Cosmo called me this morning and told me about the "package" you sent them. This dictation software is going to help out a lot thank you, where ever did you find it? I have never seen anything like this before. Even Nanaki is able to help out now that he is able to write stuff all on his own, which I don't think I have ever seen him so thrilled.
I look forward to the holidays Tifa has been going on and on about it, she has apparently found babysitters for the kids and everything. Cid's project is coming along great. With the additional funding from WRO he has gotten the new air and space sector off the ground. They are currently recruiting more pilots and scientists. Barret just worries about you, I am sure he didn't mean to be quite so harsh. I fear I may have actually been partially to blame for that. I hadn't heard news about where you were when I was in North Corel and I was vary worried. Anyways, I hope to hear from you soon.
-Reeve
12/1/2008 E-mail
To: "Reeve Tuesti"
From: "Yuffie Kisaragi"
Reeve,
Actually... I thought it up during the training exercise last month. I had a lot of time to think while I was in the field. Once I got home it only really took a few days working with some of Cid's people, since I worked out most of the kinks already.
I know Barret was worried but... I don't know I have just been kinda stressed lately, please don't worry about me to much, training is just leaving me tiered and a bit cranky. I am actually learning a lot of new things though. Currently studying medical ninjutsu and working on perfecting my genjutsu, lots of work. Which is good it helps me keep my mind off of things.
Anyways, It is someone's birthday tomorrow the big 36 huh? hehehe I will have to call Linda and remind her that she needs to spank you 36 times...I bet you'd probably enjoy that to much though wouldn't you?
-Yuffie
Reeve's Voicemail 12/2/08
"You're older than you've ever been and now you're even older, and now you're even older and now you're even older. You're older than you've ever been and now you're even older.. and now you're older still! God damn it Reeve quit aging you messing me up!...Happy Birthday ASSHOLE!" ::Laughter::
12/5/2008 E-mail
To: "Yuffie Kisaragi"
From: "Reeve Tuesti"
Yuffie,
Thank you for the pistol, I have never gotten a gun for my birthday before... The bow tied around the barrel was cute, but I absolutely loved that you got it engraved for me. "We all can't be Ninjas" huh? Vary nice :) Anyways, the next time you send me something please wrap it. Having Cait run in waving a gun around scared a great deal of my employees... Also thank you for the birthday wishes and reminding me that I am in fact wasting away into old age as we speak LOL.
You came up with that new software? My you are full of surprises, I looked at it myself I must say the way you incorporated voice recognition was a great idea. You based the program off the language learning software Shinra used to use am I correct? And YOU who accused ME of being "Geeky" and "Dorky", you sure do seem to know a great deal about computers.
I am glad to hear that you are learning medical ninjutsu, the way your people are able to use chakra to manipulate the energy from cure materia and focus it on a specific area is amazing. When I toured the hospital they explained the basics to me, but I am sure it's far more complicated then it looks.
As for the spankings... you're right I probably would enjoy that to much. Linda did bake a huge cake with all 36 candles though...Appears she received another strange phone call... I guess it's fair, I talk to your father... and you corrupted my secretary. Can't wait to see you at the end of the month you are still coming right?
-Reeve
12/10/2008 E-mail
To: "Reeve Tuesti"
From: "Yuffie Kisaragi"
Reeve,
I will have you know you are the single WORST man to shop for! First I thought "hey this will be easy as long as lots of wires and runs on electricity he'll love it"...NO. I went to the different stores. Everything I looked at I was like "no he probably has that" ,"no he defiantly already has that", "I know he has like five of those"... You see my problem?
So I thought what do you get the dork who already HAS every piece of technological crap imaginable... and then I thought "what do I like getting for my birthday?", and since I some how can't imagine you wearing jewelry :) , and I can't ever get myself to part with materia once I "buy" it, so I went to the next best thing... weapons. I mean shit even VINCENT is easier to shop for! You buy him a case of ammo a bottle of red wine and you're set!
And what sucks even more is that Christmas is right around the corner which leaves next to no time to have another epiphany! Sooooo...tell me what you want make it easy LMFAO :)
Anyways, medical ninjutsu is vary complicated yes, it requires precise chakra control and lots of concentration. But for me the greatest shinobi of all time...it's not proving to be to hard :)
YES! I have corrupted your secretary, though I am sure she didn't listen to me when I told her to put Wutainese fireworks on the cake and NOT candles... something about setting off the halon system in the WRO building... I personally would have loved to see you blow out the candles in a gas mask but eh Linda said no...
Also, yes the software was a mix of the voice recognition software used in a lot of security systems, and language learning software. It basically picks up what is being said into the head set and types it up on the computer... Honestly, I don't know why no one thought of it sooner, it wasn't hard for the people working in Rocket Town to figure out once I gave them the idea. You would be surprised what you can think up when you sitting in the woods for hours by yourself. Anyways, I have to be at the hospital early tomorrow so I will talk to you soon.
-Yuffie
P.S. I miss you to dork, and I should be able to make it to Tifa's
12/15/2008 E-mail
To: "Yuffie Kisaragi"
From: "Reeve Tuesti"
Yuffie,
You know what I would LOVE for christmas? LOL. I am sure you would have loved to have seen the cake anyways even if there where no fireworks it was still bright enough to blind with all those candles. Yes, my secretary has been going on and on about you and the strange calls she gets and there was also the matter of the exploding fruit basket you sent her... have you gotten tiered of tormenting me? I feel kinda left out :( lmfao. I hope everything in your corner of the world is going well. I am sorry I have to cut this short I have a few meetings to get to. It appears there have been a few new interesting developments at Junon Memorial Hospital and the chief of medicine feels he needs to meet with us.
-Reeve
12/20/2008 E-mail
To: "Reeve Tuesti"
From: "Yuffie Kisaragi"
Reeve,
I have a feeling I know what the chief of medicine wanted to meet with you about, though I hope I am wrong. We have had a influx of patients coming in all of a sudden with this strange sickness. It is something the healers have never seen before...
It starts with a high fever, weakness, muscle aches, headaches... At first we were worried it might be a new strain of the flu but it lacks the other symptoms like a cough, runny nose, things like that. Thinking it was a possible flu we had initiated full respiratory precautions, but then we began to see how the disease progressed.
It seems the older and weaker patients progress through the disease quicker, Reeve it's some real scary shit. As it progresses into the later stages the patients begin to develop this strange black rash that turns into these large open sores that secrete black ooze. The patient's fever continues to climb higher and they begin to suffer seizures and hallucinations. We have tried everything from medication to ice baths to cool them down.
After this stages the fever just suddenly leaves and the patients seem to be getting better for awhile. Then their temps actual drop, they become hypothermic, and slip into a coma. The rash suddenly begins to spread further, I mean you can actually sit and watch it creeping across the body. The other stages seem to vary greatly in length but once their temp drops, well we haven't had a patient last longer then 12 hours after the temp drops.
The healers have been working around the clock we still haven't pinned down what causes it, or whether or not it's contagious and if so what the vector is... we have instituted full precautions at the hospital. Though the way things are going I would not be surprised if Godo institutes a full quarantine in the next few days. We have already had 12 deaths since the first reported case, and over a hundred are sick.
Like I said before the elderly seems to be progressing faster then the others. The 12 fatalities went through all stages within three days and all of them were in their 80's.
I am sorry Reeve but I don't think I am going to make it to Edge for Christmas, I am staying to help in Wutai. I haven't learned enough to actually help in finding out what this is or how to cure it, but sticking around and taking care of the basic things frees up the healers. We are not equipped to handle an epidemic like this, I am sorry. I hope things are not as bad in Junon and the rest of the world. Wutai is a small nation in comparison and when I think of what could be happening in the east it scares me Reeve. Stay safe.
-Yuffie
12/24/2008 E-mail
To: "Yuffie Kisaragi"
From: "Reeve Tuesti"
Yuffie,
They are calling it Geostigma, and sadly you are right it is causing problems around the world. We still have not narrowed down what it is, or what causes it. The hospitals have all started using full contact precautions. I have been in around the clock meetings the past few days. I have been working on sending out relief and been in phone conferences with leaders around the world (yes including your father).
The hospitals in Junon, Edge, and Rocket Town all are stretching their resources to the brink. Between research and actually caring for the sick there isn't enough man power. Don't feel bad Yuffie, I am not going to make it to Edge for Christmas either. Your father made mention of you the last time we talked, he said you hadn't left the hospital in three days. This may sound selfish but I don't care, please take care of yourself and be careful. We haven't narrowed down what spreads the disease yet and I don't want you getting sick.
Please take care, text me when you can. Marry Christmas sweetheart.
-Reeve
12/25/08 Texting
'Happy Christmas Reeve' -Y.K
'Hey sweetie, how are you?' -R.T
'Tired, but we haven't lost anyone in the past few days. The healers are saying the first wave may have be the worst of it.' -Y.K
'Same thing here, still no luck tracking down the cause though' -R.T
'So how are you spending your holiday?' -Y.K
'Spent most the day in meetings, finally relaxing in my office. Enjoying the bottle of sake some cute girl sent me' -R.T
'I am glad to see it made it, I had to track down someone who sold it in Junon because of the quarantine' -Y.K
'quarantine?' -R.T
'Yeah Godo instituted it early yesterday morning, all foreigners were given the boot. And nothing is allowed in or out until the disease has been ruled contagious or not' -Y.K
'He mentioned the possibility last time we spoke, I fear the other cities will have to follow suit if we don't find the cause soon.' -R.T
'Makes me feel bad for all the Wutai natives who were abroad at the time, being cut off from their families on the holiday' -Y.K
'It's just until we figure things out.' -R.T
'I know, I spoke with Tifa today, she ruined my Christmas surprise told me what she got me, since it's stuck somewhere in Rocket Town.' -Y.K
'Did you get my gift?' -R.T
'Nope and don't ruin it :)' -Y.K
'You? showing restraint?' -R.T
'shut up :P ' -Y.K
'So how are you spending the holiday?' -R.T
'Still at the hospital, we have set up a little barracks of sorts here so we are able to be here around the clock. Had the most disgusting Christmas dinner ever :) ' -Y.K
'eww... hospital food for Christmas?' -R.T
'It's not that bad, we are finding ways to celebrate. The barracks are decorated in balloons made out of inflated gloves, I drew a tree on the wall... that really pissed off the medical director but the other medic-nins all drew ornaments on it.' -Y.K
'I can see you doing something like that' -R.T
'So did you get the tie? the shop owner was supposed to tie it around the bottle.' -Y.K
'Yes wearing it right now actually, a cat wearing a santa costume vary nice even looks like Cait. Wherever did you find it?' -R.T
'A great ninja never revels her secrets ;) ' -Y.K
'So what about my other gift?' -R.T
'What over gift?' -Y.K
'My clue.' -R.T
'My aren't you spoiled...' -Y.K
'Ok ok how about I get another clue on new years is that fair?' -R.T
'No, but I doubt I have much choice you can be downright whiny when you want something, like a annoying little five year old.' -Y.K
'yeah but you love it' -R.T
'Right... not exactly the words I would use' -Y.K
'lol, it's getting late hun and knowing you, you haven't been sleeping enough' -R.T
'Is this the part where you start talking about "rubbing off" on me again?' -Y.K
'and you call ME a pervert' -R.T
'must be rubbing off...LMFAO' -Y.K
'lol, you are going to be the death of me aren't you? ' -R.T
'all signs point to ask again later' -Y.K
'Right night Yuffie' -R.T
'Night Reeve :P ' -Y.K
12/29/2008 E-mail
To: "Reeve Tuesti"
From: "Yuffie Kisaragi"
Reeve,
So the quarantine has been lifted as I am sure you are aware. I still can't believe this whole mess is being caused by mako exposure, though I guess it isn't that big of a surprise given all the twisted things Shinra has done with it during their "experimentation". They are still trying to figure out what type of mako exposure is causing it though. Thats scary, hasn't everybody been exposed at one point or another? I mean when I think about the doses Vincent and Cloud have been injected with, hell we all were exposed to small doses when we were in the northern crater. It's not something I want to think about at the moment. Just keep an eye on the boys for me okay?
Like I said since it has been ruled out as contagious and the quarantine has been lifted... I GOT MY PRESENTS! lol. Santa was vary vary kind to me this year.
And then there was your gift... a little stuffed Cait Sith holding tickets to Costa del Sol, and a zolom skin courier bag. Wow Reeve, you just know how to ruin it for everyone else don't you! :) . Well I can take a hint Mr. Money bags and I will be in Costa del Sol on February 3rd. I have a feeling you are going to need me to drag you out of whatever meetings you have planned and make sure you get some sun. LOL really Reeve I loved the gift. You are awesome, thank you.
-Yuffie
12/30/2008 E-mail
To: "Yuffie Kisaragi"
From: "Reeve Tuesti"
Yuffie,
I guess you could say I did have other motives lol, I am going to Costa del Sol on business, but I haven't gotten to see you in almost six months. I thought you could use a vacation as much as me between your training and the mess going on at the hospitals. It will be a chance for us both to get in some R&R since I am sure you will in fact drag me out of my meetings kicking and screaming lmfao. Also the bag did not cost THAT much I will have you know.
Things back here have also calmed down considerably since the stigma has been ruled out as contagious. We are still trying to tract down just what type of exposer is causing it, there is a lot of work being done down in Mideel since they seem to be the most advanced when it comes to treating mako poisoning. There is still a lot of people coming down with the sickness and I fear we are not out of the woods just yet. I share your worries about Cloud and the others (yourself included), and don't worry I am keeping a close eye on the others for you and will tell you if anything should develop. I am sure you are probably still working at the hospital constantly, just don't ware yourself down it is still flu season. Talk to you soon.
-Reeve
1/1/2009 Texting (just after midnight Wutai Standard Time: 2 am Junon Time)
'Happy New Year!' -R.T
'Yeah happy fucking new year' -Y.K
'Whoa whats wrongs?' -R.T
'life is fucked thats what' -Y.K
'Whats happened?' -R.T
'Yuffie? are you going to answer me?' -R.T
1/1/2009 Phone call (just after 12:05 am Wutai Standard Time: 2:05 am Junon Time)
"::sniffing:: hello?..."
"Yuffie it's Reeve whats wrong?...::more sniffling is heard:: Yuffie why are you crying whats wrong"
"One of the children...their temperature has dropped...so far only the elderly have died but, oh god Reeve I had to tell the parents...::sobbing:: I had to tell the parents she only had about twelve hours left before...before...they begged me to take it back...I am supposed to help them and I can't...I can't do anything..."
"shhhh sweetheart take a few deep breaths, it's not your fault.."
"DAMNIT REEVE! I am supposed to protect them! that is my job the reason I am even alive!"
"But there is nothing you can do, I sure they understand that..."
"Do they? their child is dying Reeve! Their six year old daughter is lying in a hospital turning into a charred corpse before their eyes, and I am unable to do anything ::Yuffie's voice was hoarse from crying her normally nonexistent accent become thick as she sobbed::"
"Yuffie you're not a healer I am sure they don't blame you...::Reeve's voice was calm and soothing trying to calm her down::"
"I BLAME ME! you wouldn't understand..."
"oh?"
"Okay maybe you would...but it's not the same Reeve and you know it, I was BORN with this responsibility Shake leads and I protect, the safety and welfare of the people is my responsibility...and I am failing them."
::A strange banging can be heard in the background along with Yuffie ranting to herself in Wutainese Reeve was only able to make out a few phrases "so stupid" "mark of Leviathan" "big dumb failure" "chose me" Reeve looked at the phone confused::
"Yuffie...where are you?"
"The closet in the barracks..."
"Honey why are you in the closet?"
"::Deep sigh:: didn't want them to see me cry, I am supposed to be strong..."
"You are strong, it's okay to be upset you know, given the circumstances."
"I just wish it wasn't someone so young"
"That is weird..."
"We think she succumbed so quickly because she has a history of health problems..."
"Her immune system couldn't keep up?..."
"Yeah...::Yuffie's voice was calming down::"
"I am sorry, I wish I could be there.."
"oh? whys that?"
"I just wish I was there, you shouldn't have to go through all this alone.."
"I will be ok Reeve, I am sorry I yelled at you..."
"You don't have to apologize"
"Just think Reeve in little over a month we will be sitting beach side sipping mimosas... god I can't wait ::sad chuckle::"
"Things will get better Yuffie..."
"I know I do...I just..::sigh::"
"You wish there was something you could do. I know, I have felt the same way lately but somethings are out of our hands... being upset an effected by it doesn't mean you are weak, it means you have a big heart and care. Your people are lucky to have such a strong compassionate "protector" like you."
"How did I ever get so lucky..."
"What do you mean?"
"To get a friend like you..."
"The feeling is like wise darling don't worry..."
:::::::::::::::::The two of them continued talking for another hour before they finally said goodnight:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
1/07/2009 E-mail
To: "Reeve Tuesti"
From: "Yuffie Kisaragi"
Reeve,
We have not had any success with the stigma, I am sure I am just telling things you already know. I am sure everything I have been helping out with lately has been discussed during your meetings. The hospital is still under a lot of strain, but I guess if there is to be a silver lining in all of this it is that I am learning a lot.
I know I haven't talked about my training much so I guess I will run you through what I have been up to lately. Besides, my basic shinobi training that I still work on with Atsushi-Sensi, I have branched of into various "specialties" part of it is an apprenticeship of sorts under one of the more experienced healers here at the hospital.
Typically an apprenticeship last two years but because of the sheer amount of time I have been putting in since the stigma hit, and since I don't plan on actually becoming a healer, Healer Kanade says I should be done around this time next year.
Anyways, I know I said this a few times the last time we talked on the phone but I really appreciate you being there for me on new years. I am doing better now, the whole things just really messed me up. I can't wait until February, even if it's just a few days I really do need a break from this. Hope everything is ok with you.
-Yuffie
1/15/2008 E-mail
To: "Yuffie Kisaragi"
From: "Reeve Tuesti"
Yuffie,
I am happy to hear about your "apprenticeship" even if you never do go on to be a healer those kind of skills are valuable to have. I am sure you are learning lots. You are far more intelligent then I think even you give yourself credit for. In fact I happened to talk to your father this morning and he tells me that you have always been like that even as a small child. He said and I quote "The girl reads a book once and can remember everything she read, she sees something once and can draw it perfectly three months later..." Out of curiosity have you ever had an IQ test done? It's an old system Shinra used to use to asses a person's intelligence and capability to learn. If you are willing I'd like to bring one with me to Costa del Sol, call it morbid curiosity.
I am glad to hear you are feeling better. I have gotten used to not having to watch my step around the office or worry about what I am going to open my newspaper and find written in my name... lately nothing has happened. Are you trying to lull me into a false sense of security? Or have you gotten bored with me already? Lol anyways, I am looking forward to our trip as well. Take care.
-Reeve
1/20/2009 E-mail
To: "Reeve Tuesti"
From: "Yuffie Kisaragi"
Yes I have heard of an "IQ" test, and no I have not taken one, Wutai's education system works differently. If you don't show the physical and mental skill to be a shinobi you are typically either home schooled or in the larger villages sent to a vary small school. A few of the richer non shinobi families will actually send their kids to a boarding school abroad (evil if you ask me, doing that to your kids).
Anyways, yes bring the test and I will take it. But only if you tell me what your silly little brain number is so I know how high I have to score to beat you LMFAO, and I will...I will own your brain number so bad it'll give you migraines :)
No, I wasn't deliberately trying to not torment you, I have just been really busy...who's turn is it in our little war anyways? Do you know because I don't. Anyways, I will see you in about two weeks.
-Yuffie
1/27/2008 E-mail
To: "Yuffie Kisaragi"
From: "Reeve Tuesti"
Yuffie,
My "brain number" as you call it is 139, and I wouldn't give your hopes up because thats actually quit high. But by all means you can certainly try since you're making this into a contest.
Also, as for our "other" little contest I have lost track as well. It seems you have been busy else where though. We had a incident yesterday down in the Turk's office. It seems Reno received a package? One that when opened exploded covering everything in a ten foot radius in some sort of foul smelling goo. Everything it touched had to be thrown out because whatever that liquid was the stench wouldn't come off. Would you like to explain why you did that princess? Don't get me wrong it was funny, but you destroyed a lot of WRO property in the process.
-Reeve
2/1/2009 E-mail
To: "Reeve Tuesti"
From: "Yuffie Kisaragi"
Reeve,
If you don't want more property destroyed you had better talk to your employee about not sending me nasty panties for Christmas. You're lucky it wasn't an actual bomb I sent him because believe or not I was thinking about it. If you are upset you had to throw things away because of the stench, HE should have been the first thing you tossed in the dumpster.
Anyways, I will see you in a few days. Don't forget your swim trunks and sun lotion!
-Yuffie
-TBC