September 7th 2011

Edward POV

I just blinked at Emmet, who was stood on my doorstep wearing sunglasses.

"Emmet it is raining outside." I said firmly as he pushed past me into my own house.

He rolled his eyes as he took them off, "I know that Eddy kins, I just like wearing them, it makes me look like I'm a spy or something."

I sighed, "I really wish we weren't related."

He smirked at me just as Emma cheered his name and rushed into the room, jumping to hug him. He picked her up and tickled her ribs; she squealed and reached for me.

I held her in a hug before she said she was going to see her mother. I liked this idea very much, as it meant that Emma could keep an eye son Bella while I was not in the room.

"What's in the bag?" I asked as I followed him into our lounge where Bella was sat on the sofa.

The front door opened and I tuned to see who it was, "Emmet you left me parking the car by myself." Rose snapped and hugged Emma before joining us in the room.

She then sat on the other sofa besides her husband while I stood up, watching Emma and Bella who had previously been reading.

"I got you two a present." Emmet declared and through a t-shirt at me and Bella each.

I opened mine and suppressed a scream, I looked at my wife who just looked shocked.

Emmet jumped to kneel beside her mother, "What does it say?"

"Don't..." I started but she was already holding it.

Her eyebrows furrowed together, "Future Milf?"

Emmet's loud roar of a laugh filled the room and Rose glared at him, her face appalled, clearly she had known nothing about this.

Bella took a deep breath and looked at me, "And I assume yours says..."

I ground my teeth together, "Future Dilf yes."

"What's a Milf mummy?" Emma asked and Emmet roared with laughter.

My left eye had a small spasm; I was going to kill him...

"It means a mummy in love forever." Rose said, clearly used to thinking on her feet, well I mean she had to, anyone who had seen who she was married to could understand that.

Emmet frowned, "no it doesn't..."

I threw my t-shirt at him hard, "Yes, it does Emmet."

He caught my expression and nodded, obviously accepting that this prank had gone as far as he could take it before he got physically hurt.

"ouch." Bella muttered and rubbed under her stomach. My head snapped around and I moved to sit on the arm of the chair next to her.

"Are you okay?" I asked anxiously and rubbed her back.

She nodded, "They've just woken up."

I laughed as the doorbell rang. Emma ran to answer it and I looked through the open lounge door to see Alice and Japer walk in.

I stood and walked out of the other door. I hadn't spoken to my sister since when she had told me that she knew about Emma before I did.

And although my relationship with Bella on the subject was back to normal, I wasn't ready to play forgiveness with my sister just yet.

Bella sighed as I walked into the kitchen and put the kettle on. I heard heels on the wooden floor and sighed, bracing myself on the counter.

"Edward?" He tinkling voice met my ears, "Edward I never meant for it to come out like that..."

"It's done." I turned around and said firmly to my sister, "Its happened okay lets just move on."

She swallowed, "I'm sorry I hurt you."

I sighed and nodded, "I know."

She nodded, "Are we okay then, I mean... I'm forgiven right."

She looked at me with wide eyes and I couldn't say no, how could I? She was my baby sister, and I'd looked after her since she was small, I couldn't turn my back on our relationship now.

I smiled, "Yeh, yeh you're forgiven."

She squealed and pulled me into a hug. I rubbed her back and she jumped up and down.

"So what are you getting Bella for her birthday?" She cried.

"Shush..." I whispered and she bit her lip to keep from saying more.

"It's a surprise." I whispered and she pouted.

"Even from me?"

I nodded and laughed, mussing her hair, "especially from you."

She frowned "Why?"

I rolled my eyes, "Because I want it to remain a secret."

Three Days Later...

"Seriously Edward." Rosalie said from where she was sat at our kitchen table, holding eh mug as I poured Coffee into it.

"Seriously Edward what?" I asked and poured my own coffee and turned away to put the kettle back on its stand.

"Seriously Edward what are you getting Bella for her birthday?" She demanded.

I sighed and leant back against the counter, supporting myself with the hand which wasn't holding my coffee mug, "I don't know."

She raised both eyebrows and swallowed her drink, "You don't know?"

Her tone left the question in such a way that I could only nod in response.

There came the sound of feet on the wooden floor and we both looked as Bella walked in.

She was dressed in a black wrap over dress that came to her knees and black pumps. My mouth almost watered and I had to swallowed coffee to make myself feel more human.

"Right are you ready to go?" She asked Rosalie and my eyes narrowed, up until this point I had come to the conclusion that my wife was just being dropped off at my mothers.

"You're going to work aren't you?" I demanded and she sighed, putting her phone and keys in her bag.

"Yes Edward." She mumbled.

"You told me that you were on maternity leave." I reminded her.

She swallowed her voice still quiet, "I can't leave until they find a suitable temporary replacement." She whispered.

My own voice just got louder, "And who told too this, that Caius dude was it? The one who made you want to leave in the first place?"

My nodded, "Its only for a few weeks."

"A few weeks?" I yelled.

"Edward don't shout." Rose snapped and shut the kitchen door, blocking all sound from where Emma had been waiting in the hall way, amusing herself or watching TV I assumed.

"Bella you are seven months pregnant there are only eight weeks until your due date." I said in a strained voice.

"I won't be working then." She said and pulled her bag on her shoulder.

I scoffed and through my hands up in the air, slamming my cup down on the side, "Fine, whatever."

I stormed past her an out into the all, bending to give Emma a kiss and a hug.

"See you tonight princess." I whispered and put her down.

She beamed and nodded before running off to see her mother.

I sighed and walked sluggishly to the car, knowing that this wouldn't be the first argument we would have on the subject.