The Trouble with Love-games
Eventually, you are going to lose…
I'm back again! Aren't y'all super excited! Bit of advice, never do hardcore work experience the day after you spend a weekend at a music festival. The tiredness is UNBELIEVABLE.
I'm so happy everyone likes my (what I am claiming to be unique) pairing of HarribelxRenji! Don't worry it won't be taking over the story. But yay!
Thanks as per usual to my reviewers, StrawberryDragon94, Paradox-Otaku, September Sky, Hinata-Rae 7-3. 15, Shadow6600, Kalthurin, Nightkill and Kaileychigago. You guys = awesome.
TIME TO MOOCH
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The snowball fight was in full swing. At present, the group were fighting amongst themselves. Earlier on, there had been a time when they united to fight off some other friend groups of Montgomery, even at one stage the whole of Montgomery had united to fight some invaders from South side Court, the halls nearest them on campus. Montgomery had been victorious, following the use of secret weapons, a.k.a the deadly teaming of Soi fon and Yoruichi, who snuck onto a walkway connecting blocks E and F, over where the invaders were re grouping to make snowballs. They did not enjoy the water bomb shower, and left in defeat.
Currently, the group seemed to be playing boys vs girls.
Rukia was hiding with Momo and Rangiku, the latter not being allowed to participate since they were still healing. They had enlisted Toshiro to defend them just in case. They had built their own little igloo fort, in which the four of them currently sat. Rukia had just finished explaining how Ichigo and Renji had picked her up and rolled her all the way down the hill into a pile of snow they had pre-constructed. She was pissed.
"So, how do I get those shits back?"
"Kick him in the balls" suggested Rangiku.
"Is that how you would treat Gin if he did this?"
"Hmmm I guess not"
"Momo, any ideas?"
Before Momo could answer, Rangiku interrupted.
If it were Gin, I would pretend to seduce him behind a building with a hand full of snow, then when he was distracted I'd put that hand down his trousers and round his…"
"OKAY that's way too much information!" Interrupted Toshiro, who was sat facing the entrance.
Rukia was grateful at his timely intervention, she was hoping no one would notice how pink she had gone. 'I CANNOT do that to him!' She thought.
Momo laughed at his outburst.
"Perhaps" the still very fragile looking black haired girl suggested "You should adapt Rangiku's plan, and instead shove snow down the back of his pants!"
"That, Momo, is genius" She said, making to leave.
Toshiro grabbed her on the way out "I suggest that you warn Gin not to go near Rangiku unless he can see her hands"
"I thought you hated him"
"I did, but I've gained some respect for him lately, and no guy deserves such a fate!"
"I'll warn him if I see him!"
With that, she ran out of the igloo, and took cover behind a snowman in order to locate her prey.
After a few minutes of planning how exactly to execute her scheme, Rukia saw the bolt of orange dash toward the building nearest her.
She followed.
He was crouching, peering round a corner. Rukia took the opportunity to repay a different matter, ie all the times he smoushed snow into her hair, and laughed as she could not do the same to him.
'Now strawberry,' she thought 'You are my height again'
SMOUSH!
"OI" Ichigo turned and launched upon his attacker.
Rukia found herself being bowled over and landing on her back, with the muscular male on top of her
"I ought to have known it was you, no one else would have needed such a height advantage" He smirked.
"If you had the sense to cover that fluorescent hair of yours this might not have happened"
"I don't know about you midget, but I'm pretty happy in the position resulting from your attack"
"Ok, you win, you captured me, what would you like to do with me"
Ichigo thought carefully, smirk growing wider. 'Oh what don't I want to do' He thought. Most of which, were pretty inappropriate given the cold temperature and the publicness of their surrounds…
"I'm waiting"
"Hey, hostages don't make demands, they do as they are told! And I'm telling you to kiss me."
"Your wish is my command, sir" She said seductively, pulling him towards her.
They kissed, gently to start with, but as it got a little rougher, Rukia reached into the snow with one hand, and used the other to tease under the waistband of his boxers, which were sticking out above his snow covered jeans.
She struck, shoving the snow straight into his boxers.
"AHHHHH YOU DEVIL MIDGET!" he yelped and jumped off, trying to shake the snow out.
She rolled around the floor laughing!
"This is so not over!"
She continued to howl as he ran off.
As Ichigo found the group again, everyone seemed to be getting pretty cold now. They had been outside covering one another with snow for over two hours now.
"Do you think we should perhaps go inside?" Said Kira, who, despite his furry Russian style hat and snow boots, was shivering violently.
"Sure" said Renji "Tia might be getting bored
"And you care because?" asked Ikkaku, smirking
Renji's voice shot up an octive. "I don't!"
With that, the group headed inside.
Rangiku, Momo and Toshiro emerged from their safe hut, the latter two, some people noticed, were holding hands.
"Let's make winter pimms and Baileys hot chocolate!" Rangiku cried
"Babe," Gin began "Sometimes I worry yer turnin' into an alcy" he joked, hugging her to him
"Your just jealous cos your more of a light weight than me" She teased back
"Pfft, don' kid yourself beautiful"
"Shall we all go get into dry clothes then convene in my flat?" Rangiku stated, ignoring her lovers comments.
The couple continued their banter inside, followed by Momo and Toshirp, the rest of the gang, with Rukia and Ichigo bringing up the rear, also holding hands.
Rukia followed Ichigo to his room.
"Where do you think you're going midget?"
"To get dry, and steal your clothes"
"Pfft, you just want to watch me change don't you?" He said as he unlocked his door
"I DO NOT THAT IS DISGUSTING"
He laughed at her scowl, pulling her in to his toasty warm room.
They both removed their wet gloves, coats and shoes.
Ichigo had pulled off his socks, and was just about to pull off his jeans.
"Hey I am in here you know!"
He continued and stood there in his boxers, searching in his large wardrobe for a clean pair of sweats.
"Relax Rukia, you're my girlfriend you are allowed to see me in my boxers. It's not that bad of a sight"
"Y- Your girlfriend?"
'Shit' He thought. 'I haven't actually asked her to be my girlfriend have I? Bollocks. Now I look stupid. And presumptuous. I better ask her now and pretend it was my plan all along. Renji is going to kill me'
He walked over to her and held her face in his still cold hands. He could feel the warmth radiating off her bright pink cheeks.
"Rukia Kuchiki, I want you to be my girlfriend"
"What" she smirked "No please"
"Nice way to spoil the moment, dumass"
"Oi, don't call your girlfriend a dumass!" she said, hitting him in the side.
"I take that as a yes" He said, pulling her to him, arms around her waist, into a passionate kiss.
Suddenly, Ichigo, for some interesting biological reasons, became very aware of the fact he was only wearing boxers.
"Er I should get dressed" He said breaking up the kiss.
She giggled, knowing what had made him want to get dressed in such a hurry. She released him so he could get dressed.
"Relax Ichigo, I am your girlfriend"
"Shhh smartass. Here's a hoody, put it on, and go ask Momo for some dry jeans or something"
"Thanks, think I'll have all your hoodies in no time!"
"Yeah, looks like it! Thieving midget!"
"I thought that's what girlfriends were for" She kissed him on the cheek "I'll catch up with you at Rangiku's flat"
She put the hoody on. It was so warm. It smelt just like the other one. So warm and comforting, just like he did. 'I'm wearing my boyfriend's hoody' She thought, a big smile plastered on her face all the way to Rangiku's.
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Shortish chapter today I'm afraid, but this felt like a good place to end it (:
