Chapter 2 iDon't Want Her Here!
A/N: Thanks for all of the positive feedback! Did I mention that this is my first multi-chapter fic? If I did, oh well. If I didn't lookie, another first! Now onto the chapter, but first:
Disclaimer: I do not own iCarly, I don't even own the computer I'm typing this on!
Oh, one more thing these are the people that got the 'mystery person' thing right are:
pbjforever
xGoldxRosex
LooneyTunesBlondie7
Anonymous
AllSarcasmIntended
Sleepless Dreamer 22
Juliette Kavanagh
Yeah… I don't think it was all that hard to guess who it was because no one guessed wrong. So, onward and forward or whatever the expression is :)
I woke up the next morning and looked around at the room I shared with Carly, Freddie, Gibby and Tasha. The only one there was Tasha, who was looking threw her hot pink suitcase.
"Hey, where is everyone?" I ask wiping the sleep out of my eyes.
"I know that Freddie was talking about making breakfast with Carly and Gibby's in the shower." She answered.
"Okay, I'm gonna go see what he's making." I said
"Have fun," She said pulling out a silver sparkly tank top
I walked out into the kitchen still in my pajamas, which were black short-shorts and I blue tank top. I found Freddie cooking some bacon and Carly sitting at the table talking to him.
"Hey guys" I say, I was about to say something else but I was interrupted by,
"Sam, please put on your microphone."
"Ugh!" I groan rolling my head back.
"I'll go get it for you." Freddie offers
"Thanks, just don't burn this bacon cuz I'm getting some!" I say pointing at him.
"Fine, I was gonna make you some anyway." He says, walking away "where is it anyway?"
"On the floor, between me and Carly's beds." I tell him. He nodded his head and walked into our room. Carly squealed and ran over to me. I stepped back against the counter, because she was kinda scaring me.
"What wrong with you?" I asked her
"You said thank you to Freddie!" she said and squealed again.
"Stop with the squealing, you're about to bust my eardrum! And so? Jeez, I said thanks, what's the big deal?"
"What's the big deal? The 'big deal' is that you never say thank you! And you said it to the guy you 'hate'" she said putting quotation marks over 'hate'. I sighed,
"I don't… 'hate him' he's okay. And what's so wrong with thanking him once in a while? I thank you all the time!"
"Yeah, but this seems different."
"Different, how?" I ask flipping the bacon that was about to burn.
"Well –" she started, but she stopped when Freddie came coming towards us with my mic.
"Here ya go." He said, handing me my mic.
"Thanks, Benson" I said. I hooked them box on the back of my shorts and clipped the little mic on the front on my shirt. Carly looked and me like 'I told you so!'
"Hey it's almost ready you want to get a plate?" Freddie says
"Yeah," I say
"Hey guys? I think we gotta talk about something really important."
"What?" Freddie and I said, and then we looked at each other.
"Houseguests, please come into the living room," I hear Julie's voice from the living room. Freddie turned off the stove and put the bacon on a plate. He handed it to me. I smiled and went to the living room with my plate of bacon (and yet me tell you, it was AMAZING!), with Freddie and Carly following me.
We sat down and everyone else was there, except for Spencer, who ran in a few seconds later saying, "I'm here, I'm here!"
"So," Julie said "You all cast your votes to who the mystery player was and only a few of you got the answer correct. This mystery person will be coming in a few minutes, but, let's review the clues. The person is related to somebody in the house and it's a female."
Ding dong
"And that's your person now." She said and her face went off the screen. We all ran out of the living room to the front door, that's by the kitchen and waited until the door opened. A girl about my age, my height, with my hair color and my face walked in. Yep, that's right; it's my twin sister Melanie.
"Sammie!" she squealed and ran over to hug me. I smiled at her – or I tried to, but I didn't try hard so it might have looked like a grimace – and hugged her back. "I'm here, did'ya miss me?" she asked
"Yeah, yeah, yeah," I said dismissively, and I turned around and grabbed my plate from the living room and going in the backyard. Carly followed me. She stood in front of me glaring at me.
"What's up?" I ask, not understanding what was wrong with her
"Your twin sister just walked in the door and you just say 'yeah, yeah, yeah' and walk away! Now you go in there and have a real conversation with her."
"But –" I started but her glare got deeper, and I admit I got kinda scared. I sighed and said, "Okay, hold my bacon though." I handed her my bacon and walked back inside. I looked in the kitchen and only saw Spencer and Griffin talking. I sighed,
"Hey, have either of you guys seen Melanie?" I ask
"That super hot chick that walked in the doors a few minutes ago?" Griffin asked, see with him it's too hard to ask a simple question without him turning it into that.
"Dude, we're identical!" I exclaim, exasperated.
"I know," he said slowly looking me up and down, that hot, bad boy, pig. Yeah, I said hot no matter how irritating he can get he's still so hot you can bake cookies on him (yeah that hot!). I turned towards Spencer and said,
"Have you seen her?"
"Yeah she went in your room, with Freddie." Spencer said
"Hey, can you make spaghetti tacos here?" I ask, hopefully.
"Yeah possibly,"
"Awesome! Make me some!" I called walking towards my bedroom. I saw Melanie and Freddie in there. Melanie was sitting on the open bed, which is probley hers now, and Freddie was sitting on his bed.
"Hey," I said "What goes on?"
"Hi, why didn't you want to talk to me when I walked in?" Mel asked.
"It's not that I didn't want to talk to you," I lied quickly "it's because there was this really awesome bacon and I didn't want it to get cold." Well it was half the truth, the bacon was really amazing but I didn't care if it was cold or not. I still would have eaten it.
"Oh, okay! So how have you been?" she asked. I sat down on my bed and got out some clothes to wear today.
"Okay," I said, then I turned towards Freddie and said "Benson, scratch my back!"
"No!" he said, standing up.
"Fine, then leave!" I screamed
"Why?" he yelled, walking closer to me.
"Because, I have to change!" I said waving the clothes in his face. "Now, get OUT!" I yelled, pushing him out the door and slamming it in his face.
"Why'd you do that? We were talking,"
"I really had to change!" I said, starting to change into my purple t-shirt and dark blue ripped up skinny jeans.
"So, how's mom?"
"Fine, I guess. Our therapy's been making her better, y'know?"
"Yeah, that's good… what's been going on with you and Freddie?"
"Nothing!"
"Really? I think that you're gonna get together by the end of this whole thing." She said smartly.
"Dude, we're on TV right now and this whole conversation is being recorded I really doubt that I'll get with Freddie before this is over."
"So you'll get with him after this?" she asked, raising her eyebrows suggestively.
"I never said that!"
"But you implied it," she said smiling.
"UGH!" I groaned and walked out the door, while putting my mic back on.
"Please come inside the house, we will begin to prepare the HoH competition"
I walked into the kitchen, looking for Carly. I found her talking with Spencer at the big table.
"Carly!" I yelled
"What?" she yelled back
"C'mere!"
"Why are we yelling?" she asked, still yelling
"I don't know!"
"Can we stop?"
"Sure!"
"And," we yelled together "Now." We were back to normal and relaxed.
"So, what'd you wanna talk about?"
"The person that just walked in the door."
"What happened, you were getting along fine!" she asked getting irritated
"Yeah, but we all knew that wasn't gonna last long." I stated the obvious.
"But –"
"No buts she's was completely wrong about something and now I want her gone."
"Well you know what you gotta do, right?" she asked
"Please make your way to the backyard for the HoH competition."
"Yep."
We were in little cubbie things with an object that had three sides and the sides had 'A' and 'B' and a blank side on it. (A/N: I really don't know how to decribe it well, but there's a link to what it looks like on my profile. But this one had more sections and is outside.) We were doing a quiz, but they haven't told us the topic yet, so we're just waiting for somebody to start talking. I was just about to say something when I heard,
"Hi houseguests."
"Hi Julie!" we respond
"So, in this HoH competition, we will be asking questions about a topic that some of you should know a lot about… SEDDIE!" (A/N: Thanks xGoldxRosex, you're awesome for giving me that idea! Have fun on your holiday!)
"WHAT!" I yelled. I heard some one else yell it too, and I'm guessing it was Benson.
"Yes Seddie, because a lot of people are knowledgeable about the topic it's very fair and anyone could win." She said. Oh no I thought this isn't gonna be fun at all…
"Okay, so when I ask a question, there will be two answers. Answer A and answer B. You will turn the dial in front of you so your answer choice is facing the front. Are you ready?"
"Yeah!" everybody answered, well everybody except for me. I wasn't ready and I wasn't happy, but I had to win.
"First question: what is the Seddie color," Color? There's a Seddie color, yeah that's not weird… "A- Purple or B- Maroon." Ew, maroon? Freddie and I both hate maroon. I looked down and I saw that I was wearing a purple shirt and if I remember correctly he was wearing purple too, so I turned the dial to A.
"The correct answer is… A. Carly, Mandy and Mrs. Benson, please take a seat to your right." Wow, Carly didn't even know? Hm…
"Next question, what is the Seddie number, A- 19 or B- 8?" Umm… well, our first kiss was 8 seconds long so I'm gonna go with 8. I turned it to B and waited for Julie to talk.
"The correct answer is, B." she said "Griffin, Tasha and Nevel please take a seat to your right." Yay, I'm so awesome, I'm gonna win, but it's still a stupid topic… "Last question, what is the official Seddie song, A- Disgusting by Miranda Cosgrove or B- Running Away by AM." I felt my jaw drop. How do these people know all of this stuff? Friggin' stalkers, seriously! Who knows the song that people have their first kiss to, other then the people who were kissing during it? Oh, this is unnerving me.
"Sam, we need an answer from you." Julie said, oh yeah I forgot to answer the question. I turned it to B and waited. "Gibby and Wendy please take a seat to your right. The people that are left are Sam, Freddie, Spencer and Melanie. Please take your boards out." I got my board and pen out.
"The person who gets closest to the actual number wins the HoH. The question is, how many different nicknames have Sam given Freddie?" I barely even know that but I had a list of them at home but I haven't seen it in about a year. I tried to count it in my head but there were too many too think of that quickly, so I put down 35. (A/N: I took my own personal list of Freddie's nicknames and added three for safety, but if anyone knows the real number please tell me and I'll change it :D)
"Please reveal your answers." I turned my board to the front and a few second later I hear,
"The answer is 35, Sam you have won Head of Household."
"Yeah!" I scream while jumping up and down. Carly ran over to me and hugged me.
"You did it!" she yelled.
"I did it!" I yelled back.
There were congratulations thrown around and Melanie walked over to me.
"Congrats, sis you did great!" she said, smiling
"Thanks, you almost won too. How'd you know all that stuff about me and Freddie anyway?"
"I didn't, I just guessed but I was way off on the nickname thing. I guessed, like, 50."
"Hey Sam? Congrats for winning I didn't know you knew all that stuff about Seddie." A voice behind me said, I turned around and said,
"Can it Benson, you made it all the way to the end too." I told him "And don't forget, I can send you home if I wanna." I said smugly
"Ooh, I'm so scared!" He said, pretending he was scared. I know I wouldn't ever send him home, and he knew it too.
A/N: I finished writing this right before Locked Up premired so yay for me, that was my personal goal! I'm gonna go watch it now… okay I'm done (seriously, I stop writing just to watch it and now it's over), we got another new promo so yay! If you haven't seen it yet go see it, it's really funny and really weird! To the anonymous people and the people who have their PMs turned off,
Springleigh: Thanks! I do too (Jeff/Jordan all the way!)!
Anonymous: I do too, and yep you were right!
AllSarcasmIntended: Yep and thanks… have fun wherever you went!
Juliette Kavanagh: Thanks, is this soon enough? Yep you're right!
I gotta ask sothing too, next chapter is the nominations and the Have/Have Not competition. I wanna know who you want Sam to nominate and who do you want to lose the Have/Have Not (Sam automatically can't lose, if you wanted her to) competition. Thanks! Questions? Comments? You can do it all in a review :D Hearts Ya! Oh and vote in my poll, if you can!