Summary: Tsuzuki wants to celebrate his first weekend living with Hisoka, but things start to get out of hand when he has a little too much sake.

Rating: T

Genre: Humor/Romance

Characters: Tsuzuki Asato, Kurosaki Hisoka

Words: 2,242

Author's Note: This was a request from a friend of mine, who wanted me to write a one-shot of Tsuzuki trying to seduce Hisoka while completely drunk. The song mentioned in this fic, This Is Love, belongs to Utada Hikaru from her Ultra Blue album. None of the lyrics are used in the fic. The song sounded like something Tsuzuki would enjoy, being so upbeat and happy. While it started out as just humor, it did get a little mushy in the end, and I hope Hisoka isn't too out of character. Hope you enjoy!

It was seven o' clock on a Friday evening, and Tsuzuki was excited for the coming weekend. There was no special event, just the fact he didn't have work for two days and they had no case to work on in the meantime, but that was enough reason for him to be in a good mood. That, and it was his first full weekend living with Hisoka.

After a while of visiting each other's home's and spending the night, the couple had finally decided to get a house together. Not only was it more convenient, but it was better for the both of them financially as well.

The two had gone out for dinner after work, and were relaxing for the evening. Hisoka had decided to read for a bit and was curled up on the couch under a blanket with a book. Tsuzuki, however, was in too much of a good mood to just sit around. He had been working on prepping his new garden (which had previously been nothing but dry dirt), but, once it got dark, he'd gone back inside. Since he was in such a good mood and thought that their first full weekend together should be celebrated, he popped out a bottle of sake and started pouring himself some drinks. He knew better than to offer any to Hisoka- the eternal teen had absolutely no tolerance for alcohol, especially something strong like sake.

Figuring he'd let Hisoka read a little while longer, Tsuzuki turned on some music just loud enough for him to hear, booted up the laptop and started to play some computer games, the sake beside him. Several minutes and shots later, he was having a hard time sitting still. While he didn't want to bother Hisoka, who was adorable in his blanket cocoon with his face buried in a book and lost in his own little world, he was finding it harder to resist pulling him away from the book.

Before he could come to a decision, however, one of his favorite songs started playing- Utada Hikaru's This Is Love. It was such a happy sounding song, and he couldn't help but get up and dance to it. He turned the volume up and proceeded to sloppily dance around the living room.

Hisoka, who had been so engrossed in his book he had all but forgotten Tsuzuki was even there, began losing focus on his reading. He tried blocking it out, but the music, combined with the joy Tsuzuki was unknowingly broadcasting to the empath, was making it increasingly difficult to go back to reading. As he looked up to scold Tsuzuki, he found himself at a sudden loss for words.

The older man was standing in the middle of the living room, unbuttoning his shirt and singing without shame.

"Ts-Tsuzuki! What the hell are you doing?"

"Hisoka! Isn't this such a great song?"

"Not the song, you idiot, your shirt!"

Tsuzuki shrugged. "It was getting hot. Besides, it's not like you've never seen me without a shirt before."

Hisoka felt his face grow increasingly warmer. "Th-That's not the point! You're prancing around like a stripper, cut it out!"

"Aw, don't act so put off by it."

One thing was suddenly very clear- Tsuzuki was drunk. Great.

"Get out of here and sober yourself up. I don't know how much you drank, but it's clearly affecting your better judgeme-" He didn't finish his sentence before he suddenly found Tsuzuki in his lap, far closer than he was comfortable with. "Ts-Tsuzuki!"

"Hi, Hisoka." Tsuzuki smiled, his face leaning closer to that of his partner's. "You know, you were adorable all wrapped-up in a blanket, reading on the couch."

"Get off of me, idiot! You reek of alcohol! Your breath alone could make somebody drunk!"

"But, Soka, you're comfy!" Tsuzuki said before he resumed singing along with This Is Love.

The blond was growing more and more uncomfortable with the man in his lap, especially as he started wiggling around in his attempt to dance to the happy pop song while singing horribly. Just as Hisoka was ready to try to wriggle away, Tsuzuki leaned in further and kissed him. Normally, Hisoka liked Tsuzuki's kisses, but the taste and smell of the alcohol on his breath was revolting.

"Don't kiss me, you taste like sake." Hisoka said, pulling away as much as was possible while sitting on the couch, which wasn't very far.

Tsuzuki pouted. "But, Hisoka!"

"No buts. This is why I hate it when you drink. Now get off of me."

"But, but, I don't wanna." Tsuzuki said before he began kissing the side of Hisoka's face instead.

"H-Hey! I said get off!"

"But you're so cute~" He giggled as he saw the blush on his partner's face. "Ugh, it's too hot." Before Hisoka could protest, Tsuzuki let his open shirt slide to the ground, leaving him with a now completely exposed upper half.

"Ts-Tsuzuki!" Whereas Hisoka had been annoyed before, it was now taking willpower not to admire Tsuzuki's physique, despite the man's drunken state, which only served to make him more overwhelmed than he was before. Then there was the fact Tsuzuki's emotions were all over the place and he was too out of it to even think about keeping them under control. There was slight annoyance at the fact it was, to Tsuzuki, inexplicably hot; the simple joy he had felt earlier which had been compounded by the alcohol to turn it into ridiculous excitement; and a sense of adoration for the person he cared so much for, which, to the empath's horror, was tinted with a steadily growing lust. Yep, Hisoka hated alcohol.

"What? Come on, you can't tell me it's not warm in here. Aren't you hot?"

While it was getting unnecessarily warm, it wasn't because of the temperature of the room. Embarrassment had Hisoka's face red and he felt warm from the uncomfortableness of the entire situation. Plus, Tsuzuki was quite literally on top of him, the physical closeness only adding to the heat. Of course, he wasn't about to admit any of that despite the fact it was quite easy to see the warmth in his face. "It's not hot in here, it's just you."

Tsuzuki stared for a moment, then smirked. "Hisoka, I didn't know you felt like that."

It took a couple of seconds for Hisoka to realize what Tsuzuki was talking about. "No, idiot! I mean you just feel like you're hot because you're drunk! That wasn't a pickup line!"

"Oh." Tsuzuki frowned. It didn't last long, however, as he was quickly smirking again. "Well, I think you're hot."

The temperature rose a couple degrees as Hisoka blushed even more. "Knock it off! Stop letting the sake talk!"

"It's not from the alcohol, I'm being honest! Please don't be mad. I really mean it 'cause I love you!" Tsuzuki whimpered and hugged Hisoka.

While it was obvious Tsuzuki had lost most of not all of his inhibition, Hisoka could tell he was at least trying to be nice. "I won't be mad if you stop acting like a drunken fool and get ahold of yourself. That, or just go to bed."

"I'm sorry. Do you still love me?"

Hisoka sighed. Now he was just getting emotional. "Yes, I still love you."

"Yay!" He left more kisses on his partner's cheek. "You're so nice! I love you, Soka! You're the best partner ever!"

Tsuzuki continued kissing Hisoka's face and neck. At first, the younger man figured he'd let Tsuzuki get it out of his system and then the older man finally leave him alone. Unfortunately, that didn't seem to be the case. The kisses didn't stop. Hisoka was about to say something when he felt Tsuzuki's hands slide under the blanket that was still draped over Hisoka's legs and start fumbling with the button on his jeans.

"Tsuzuki! Okay, that's it!" Hisoka grabbed Tsuzuki's hands, pulling them away from his pants. He couldn't take this anymore. As he pushed the older man away from him, Tsuzuki wobbled and fell to the floor.

"I'm alright!" The drunken man announced as he got back up off the floor and settled on the couch.

"I'm going outside. Don't follow me."

Hisoka didn't even stick around to listen to any whining from Tsuzuki. He marched out the door, settling outside where it was much cooler and nobody was around to bother him so he could take a breather and calm down. Why did Tsuzuki have to drink that stuff? Alcohol made people act crazy. Even if they were dating, that was no excuse to act so inappropriately. It made him uncomfortable, and he doubted he'd ever get used to it. As much as he wanted to avoid Tsuzuki, however, he felt a little bad walking out on him. He couldn't stay away for too long. Who knows what Tsuzuki would attempt to do if Hisoka didn't go back in soon? The drunk man definitely needed somebody to watch him and tell him when enough is enough.

Once he'd composed himself enough to deal with his intoxicated partner, Hisoka headed back inside. He was greeted not to apologies and hugs as he thought he'd be, but instead to snoring. Tsuzuki was passed out on the couch.

Shaking his head, the younger man pulled the blanket he had previously been using up over Tsuzuki. He grabbed his book and headed to bed, where he read until he fell asleep.

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When Hisoka awoke the next morning, Tsuzuki was by his side, fast asleep. He figured the man must have woken up sometime during the night and moved into bed, though he was still wearing his work pants. Apparently he'd been too tired to change. Trying not to disturb his partner, Hisoka sat up, stretched, then slid out of bed. He figured Tsuzuki would still be out for a while, but, before he got in the shower, Tsuzuki began to stir. He groaned and pulled a pillow up over his head.

"Not feeling too good, are you?" Hisoka asked.

"Noooo." Tsuzuki moaned from beneath the pillow.

Hisoka sighed. "Hold on, I'll get you something." A short moment later, he was handing Tsuzuki a glass of orange juice and some ibuprofen. "Take this."

Slowly, Tsuzuki sat up, took the pill, and drank the juice. He was about to stop halfway, but Hisoka insisted he finish the whole thing.

"This is why I tell you to be careful when you drink." Hisoka said as he sat down on the bed.

Tsuzuki frowned and laid his head in Hisoka's lap. "I thought I was being careful. I didn't mean to drink that much, I just wanted a little buzz."

"I'm going to start hiding the alcohol and watching when you drink. You get out of hand."

"I made you uncomfortable, didn't I?"

"A bit."

"I'm sorry... Was I bad?" Tsuzuki honestly couldn't remember everything. He did recall sitting in Hisoka's lap, which couldn't have ended well.

Hisoka's cheeks turned red. "It was only a little annoying...until you tried unbuttoning my pants..."

Though the last part was mumbled, Tsuzuki had still heard what was said. "I did?" He knew that must have been awkward. He smirked at a thought, however. "You didn't seem to mind it a few days ago."

Hisoka shot him a glare, but then averted his gaze and mumbled, "You didn't reek of alcohol a few days ago."

"Fair enough. Joking aside, I'm sorry I made you feel awkward."

With a sigh, Hisoka looked back to his parter. "Just don't do it again."

"I'll pay more attention to how much I'm drinking next time. I just wanted to celebrate a little since it's our first full weekend living together."

"Really? That's why?"

"I know it doesn't sound like much, but I thought it was special. It seems I messed it up though..." He was regretting his decision to drink more and more. What kind of person started a special weekend making his partner uncomfortable? They were supposed to be enjoying their time together.

The younger man gently stroked his partner's hair. "The weekend only just began. We can try again."

Tsuzuki glanced up at Hisoka with a hopeful look. "Really?"

"Mhmm. Just...no alcohol next time. You're far more tolerable when you aren't attempting to drunkenly sing and dance. You're also much more charming when you have control over yourself."

"Did you just call me charming?"

"Maybe."

The purple-eyed man smiled. "I didn't know you thought I was charming."

Hisoka leaned down and kissed his partner. "Now you do." He repositioned himself to be beside Tsuzuki and brought their lips back together, fingers gently stroking the side of Tsuzuki's face. The older man wrapped his arms around him and returned the kiss, glad he was apparently forgiven for his actions the night before.

"You know, in celebration of our first weekend together," Hisoka said after pulling away from Tsuzuki just far enough to talk, "I'll let you sleep in today."

"That sounds nice, but, instead of sleeping, can we just be lazy and stay in bed for a little while?"

Hisoka raised an eyebrow. "You're giving up the chance to sleep longer?"

"Only if you'll stay with me. I want to be awake to spend more time with you."

"That might not be such a bad idea."

The space between them closed again, and Tsuzuki decided that the weekend would be wonderful after all.