Well, here's the second chapter. Remember when I said something about illiteracy in the last chapter? This is what I mean.

"if ur 1 of those ppl who r 2 lazy 2 red profils, im yuuko. lychee-chan is 2 lazy 2 type pov at the top of the pg so in case u skipd the prologe,boldface=me.i dont no y she let me make a chapter cuz she always sez im bad at gramer and that she can stil speek english beter then i can even tho its her 3rd languaje.*she also sez that even tho her other chara is a mary-su,she stil likz her mor then me cuz she spelz beter.i dont kno y speling is important cuz therez spelchek even tho i dont know how 2 use iz going 2 go do sumting !"

I sighed as I finished reading it. "After three hours, this is what you come up with!"

"Yup!" my chara/irritating brain thought. "It's the longest thing I've ever written!"

"And exactly how many things have you written?"

"Two, not counting this one!"

I mentally facepalmed myself. This is the last time I am EVER letting some random part of my brain that I don't trust type a chapter.**

*I actually forgot most of my 2nd one, and I can barely read and write in my first, but I'm still trying to learn more languages. Not a really good idea.
**Whenever I say last time ever, I usually mean not in the next hour, so don't believe me.
(I'm so tired...my brain hurts...who knew that it could be so hard to misspell some words that randomly pop into your head...)

Lately I've seen more and more people ignore the rules of grammar, so I've decided to type up this list of grammar rules. If you're groaning, be glad I didn't decide to use grammar teaching/torture kit on you. Actually now that I think about it, it's not too bad of an idea...

Rules of Grammar

1) Remember back when you where five and didn't know that you were supposed to put a space after a period when typing? Yeah, I don't remember either but still- you should be at least 13 now, so please try to remember to PUT A !$% SPACE AFTER PUNCTUATION MARKS!SEE HOW WEIRD IT LOOKS WHEN YOU DON'T!DO YOU! (The remainder section has been censored due to the fact that some of the younger viewers might get nightmares because of the author's grammar nazi side in yandere mode, which has been known to give senior citizens heart attacks)

2) Sorry about going all grammar nazi on you a few moments ago. Well, the second rule is that you need to capitalize the first word in a sentence. I know this is kind of stupid, but some people still don't do that, so I had to put it on here.

3) Spelling. Spell check. Enough said.

4) One line for each time a different person talks. This is pretty self-explanatory, so I'll leave it at that.

5) You see the little comma floating up in the air? (') No, it's not a breath mark, woodwind and brass players, it's an apostrophe. (That thing you used to put in contractions and possessives back when you had a teacher breathing down your neck!) You can't just leave it out because you think people will immediately assume that there's an apostrophe because it's a contraction. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ITS AND IT'S!

6) "2 replace or not 2 replace, that is the question," -a quote from a person attempting to be funny while lecturing people on grammar. This isn't a chat room or a forum , so don't replace real words with txt talk which makes ppl think ur 2 lazy or 2 dumb 2 type the whole word. I, as a reader, grammar nazi, and Mary-Sue, really hate it when people do that.

If you see anyone break these rules, copy and paste the rules of grammar and send it to them in a review . Or hurl a grammar book at them. Whichever one's easier.

Chapter Summary: Hey look, you can read this! Now you try to use proper grammar and maybe you'll get more than three reviews! (Do it...or I'll threaten you with a brick...)

Ugh...so tired...R,R,C,&SAM! (Short for Review, Rant, Complain, & Start an Angry Mob!)