A/N: YOU GUYS! OMG DID YOU SEE THE SNEAK PEEKS? OMG SAM CALLS FREDDIE "BABY" OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG! Excuse me while I die! Happy iCarly anniversary! And to celebrate, this will be Seddie's first anniversary! OMG YOU GUYS! IT'S SATURDAY! HAPPY SEDDIETEMBER! Oh and thanks so much for the reviews! I think you'll like this chapter, has a little mystery in the end, but don't worry I'll solve it soon… (or not…) love you all, review and let me know if you like! Did I mention she called him baby? AND THAT SHE CARESSED HIS FACE? OMG! SHE SAID: COME ON BABY, YOU WROTE A GOOD PAPER! Oh, and the kiss… everybody in the room (Carly, Spencer, Gibby) goes AWWWW! And he kisses her neck! EXCUSE ME WHILE I ! And the other sneak peek when they're at the Groovy Smoothies? OMG! Again KLKLGJHKGJHFLJHKFJLJGSADFG!
Freddie's POV
It's Friday night and I'm at Sam's. We are curled up in her couch watching the reruns of Dexter. It's something we have in common, we both love that show. Brad and I watched the whole fourth season last Saturday night when he slept over. Gibby just closed his eyes and Spencer went back to his apartment, running. Carly is not a big fan either, although she has the hots for Michael C. Hall. Sam and I were cuddling in her living room; she was telling me how her mom's favorite show is Frasier. I laughed and almost spit my drink on her, making her to punch me in the arm and call me a sloppy nub. Then she curled up against my chest and started to caress my shin with her foot. I love that!
The last episode of the 5th season was over and Sam changed to CBS. Hawaii Five-0 was on. She bounced a little bit, saying how hot Alex O'Loughlin was and I just growled. It was extremely comfortable just stay there, lying with her, doing nothing, it makes me feel closer to her a little more every day. No one thought Sam Puckett likes to cuddle right? Well… she didn't. But I made her change her mind, and we've been practicing the whole month we spent together. Yeah, a whole month and we're still alive, and happy. Our first anniversary is tomorrow, but I'm pretty sure she doesn't remember. Oh well, I would be pissed, if I didn't knew what I was getting into since the beginning.
I got two tickets to the Bacon World; it's some kind of Disney Land, but with bacon. Sam always wanted to go, but Bacon land is in Aberdeen, a two hours drive, so no one wanted to drive her there. That's why I know it's the perfect place to give her the second charm. I chose my favorite one… well, because it suits the occasion and the place, and I'm pretty sure she'll love it too. Sam snuggled closer to my chest during the commercial break, her big blue eyes staring at me quizzically.
"You're making the face" she finally said something.
"What face?"
"The thinking face" she pointed at my face.
"I have a thinking face?"
"Yep" she kissed my nose "you frown, your nose wrinkles and your eyes get darker than they usually are"
"I didn't know that" wow, she pays a lot of attention to my face!
"Yep. You have a thinking face, like the good old nub that you are!"
"Thanks a lot" I gave her a peck on the lips "sweetheart" she punched my shoulder and laughed.
"So? What are you thinking?" I couldn't tell her, it would ruin the surprise.
"Your boobs" escaped my lips. Cute Benson, really cute.
"Oh, that's easy to solve" she smiled at me sitting "come and get it Benson"
"If you insist" I smirked.
Maybe that wasn't such a bad idea after all. I kissed her softly, my hands on her neck, her hands on my biceps. It really makes me proud of myself when she looks at my body with hungry eyes, and a expression that only can be explained as pure lust. I'm working my ass off to keep my body the way I know she likes so she won't have to look at someone else. Sam is a very attractive girl, her body is curvy, her breasts are just the right size, her ass is perfectly shaped and her legs are just phenomenal. Not mentioning her flawless face. I have to work hard to keep up, but I don't care, anything for this crazy blonde.
She moaned when my hands slid from her neck to her breasts. I know just where, when and how she likes to be touched. I massaged her over the old church pants penny tee she was wearing making her groan in satisfaction. I started to frantically attack her boobs, squeezing them hard and massaging it faster. God she is so hot. Endless moans escaping her throat over and over again, almost begging me not to stop, and I couldn't stop, I don't want to stop. She moved from the couch to my lap, straddling me, doing that thing she knows I love; grind her hips against mine slowly. God, this is so good! I stuck my hand inside her shirt, caressing her back. She is so smooth I can't even begin to explain!
I moved my hands up, to the clasp of her bra while our tongues danced together. Sam moaned into my mouth while my fingers dug into her skin, ever so gently. I made a quick work and unclasped her bra making her gasp. I'm sure she's surprise that I actually can do this. I smirked against her mouth and she grabbed a fistful of my hair sucking my tongue between her teeth, both of us moaning in unison. I flicked her nipple with my thumb and felt her moans vibrating inside my mouth. I just wanted to lay her back in this couch and rip her clothes off. The image of naked Sam never left my mind ever since I saw all of her for the first time. We didn't go any further or repeated the events of that evening in my bedroom, and to be honest, I kinda wanted to do that again.
However, there was something I wanted more than see Sam naked right now. I broke the kiss, leaning my head back for her to suck on my neck and she did. I massaged her boob with one hand and stroked her hair with the other. I pushed her head down a little bit, hoping she would get my hint, and she lowered her head to kiss my chest over the fabric of my plaid shirt. But that's not even near to where I want her mouth right now. I applied more pressure, trying to push her head down, and she tried to lift her head up. I groaned and pushed it down a little bit harder, her lips over my covered stomach now. I put both my hands on top of her head, trying to get her to where I wanted and she jerked away.
"What the hell Freddie?"
"Sorry… I… "am so ashamed of myself right now? "I just… I… I wanted to… sorry" smooth move Benson!
"Oh… you wanted… you wanted a…" she made a motion with her hand, closed her mouth and poked her cheek with her tongue moving her hand in the same pace.
"Well… I do it for you all the time…" I trailed off.
"Aw… little Freddie wants a blowjob!" Sam pinched my cheek.
"Well, yeah, Freddie wants a little love" I pouted.
"Poor baby! Fredbear wants a little love?" she asked sarcastically and I just nodded "so let's give him a little love" she gave me a peck in the lips and got off my lap, dropping on her knees.
Oh God! Finally! Sam ran her nails all over my thighs, sending shivers down my spine, before kissing my knees, making them melt. She got up and walked over the stereo.
"What are you doing?" I asked her.
"Putting a little mood song" and like that Lil Wayne's Lollipop started to play.
Holy shit… she wanna lick me like a lollipop? God, I'm not going to last five seconds. She dropped on her knees again, her hungry eyes almost ravishing me, making me harder than before. Sam brought her hands to my belt buckle, kissing my upper thighs. She looks so sexy it hurts.
"It would be perfect if you could… you know… take your shirt off" I said.
"Alright Fredboobs" she chuckled.
She stood up, hands on the hem of her old penny tee, driving me crazy with anticipation. Four fucking years of pent up sexual tension, just threatening to burst out. Now I understand why we're always trying to kill each other, because of the amount of unresolved sexual tension between us, and we didn't know what to do about that. Being the blond demon that she is, Sam made sure to lift her shirt just a little bit, slowly, agonizingly slow so I can finally see her navel. Just when I'm bracing myself to find out what's so fucking amazing about blowjobs, someone unlocks the door. Shit!
"Shit!" Sam throws herself at the couch quickly putting a cushion over my lap, trying to cover my hard-on. She turns the stereo off and pretends to be watching TV.
"Hey kids!" Marvin said, carrying two plastic bags.
"Hey" we said at the same time, feeling uncomfortable as hell.
"Hey kiddo, Sweet Thang" Pam was right behind him. I'm honestly trying to get used to her nicknames, but it's not as easy as it is with Sam, it's just weird.
"Mrs. Puckett" she glared at me "Pam" she smiled.
"What are you up to kids?" Marvin asked before kissing Pam in the cheek.
"Oh honey, I don't think it's any of our busyness… unless you're doing it without protection. Did I ever mention that I ain't raising any grandchildren!" she warned me.
"Mom! We were just watching TV!" Sam whined.
"If you're on the pill or wearing a condom, I'm cool!" she shrugged and followed a very uncomfortable Marvin to the kitchen.
"Shit!" Sam hissed, trying to close her bra "I'm sorry"
"No worries. Wanna help?" she seems to be having a hard time with her bra.
"Nope. I got it" she sighed and sat back on the couch "I'm sorry Fredjob. I'll make it up to you" Sam ran her hand over my thigh.
"Ah…. Uh… it's okay. No big deal" I gulped "it's nothing. Really" I shrugged, but on the inside I was pissed. Everytime! Every fucking time I'm about to get a little love someone shows up! So not fair!
"And what about your… you know…?" her eyes dropped to my crotch.
"Oh… it's okay now" I took the cushion off my lap.
"Good" she put her legs over my lap and my arm around her shoulders, snuggling into my chest. I held her tight and kissed the top of her head, she looks up to me, fingertips playing with the collar of my shirt, before moving up to touch my face. I whispered I love you very softly; she rolled her eyes but kissed me anyway "you're such a girl"
"So? You're staying for dinner Sweet Cheeks?" Pam asked, leaning against the kitchen doorframe, with an amused look in her face.
"I uh…" I glanced over at Sam looking for help, not sure what to do, and she shook her head.
"Don't worry kid, Marv bought Chinese, I'm not cooking. We don't want to scare Sweet Cheeks away. Right?" she winked at Sam and went back to the kitchen.
"So? It's safe to stay?" I asked, toying with her curls.
"Yup! Chinese is safe. Wow! This is the first time you stay for dinner when my mom is around" she mused.
"Do you think I'll survive?" I scoffed.
"She likes you. And so does Marvin. I think you're good" she wrapped her arms around my neck, her head on my chest.
"And what about you? Do you like me?" I smirked.
"Yeah well… I kinda do" she shrugged "and what about you? Do you like me?" she started to play with the collar of my shirt again.
"No" I said simply.
"What?" she jumped off my lap, but I wrapped my arm around her waist to bring her back to me.
"Wanna know why?" she glared at me "because I love you" she smacked my forehead, but smiled.
"Just call your freakish mother so she won't call the cops on you" she took my pear phone off the coffee table and hand it to me.
"Sure" I started to dial my mom's number.
"Sam? Wanna come and help set the table?" Pam asked/yelled.
"Not really!" Sam hollered a little too close to my ear, but I'm already used to, so I just put the phone against my ear.
"Come on kid! Do something or else Sweet Thang is going to think you're lazy!" Pam hollered back.
"He already knows that, so no thanks" Sam hollered again.
"Hey mom" my mother finally picked up.
"Sam?" Pam appeared on the living room, her hand full of dishes "little help?" she gave Sam a stern look.
"Fine!" with a growl, Sam got out of my lap.
"Listen, I'm staying at Sam's for dinner… yes mom, her mother is here. No mom is Chinese, not pizza… I swear… alright. Sure I won't get home late… alright mom… mom! Okay… fine. Bye" I hung up "I can stay" I announced.
"You're a good kid" Pam told me with a serious look on her face.
"Thanks" I smiled, my eyes searching for Sam.
"She's in the kitchen. So? Sam says your mother is…" she trailed off.
"Crazy?" I finished.
"Yup"
"A little. She was worse though, now that she met Gun Smoke she's a little better" I shrugged.
"Gun Smoke?"
"Her boyfriend"
"Your mother has a boyfriend called Gun Smoke?"
"He is an ex SEAL so… nickname. His real name is Joe Andrews, but he doesn't like to be called that way"
"So? You like him?"
"Yeah. He is good to me and my mom. They really like each other, and he may be a little harsh sometimes, but he has a soft heart" I chuckled.
"Harsh?"
"Well… he is my couch. He teaches me kickboxing and fencing, so he is a little harsh sometimes" I shrugged.
"You do kickboxing? And fencing?" she asked surprised, and I nodded "wow! No wonder your biceps are that big Hot Stuff" she winked at me.
"He's pretty cut too" Sam said, coming out of the kitchen holding three boxes of Chinese food.
"Sam!" I protested.
"No worries kid. She says that on her sleep all the time" Pam poked Sam's ribs "between moans"
"Mom!" Sam hollered.
"Oh, is that true?" I smirked.
"No I don't!" she put the food on the table.
"Oh it's true. And other few little things, but I'm not going to mention it because you're a minor" Pam seemed to enjoy Sam's embarrassment as much as I did.
"Mom! Shut up!" Sam shoved Pam.
"Oh chill out kid, he is hot, you think he is hot, so what's the matter? You're dating right? It's not like when you were infatuated with him and he didn't know. I'm surprised you managed to keep your legs closed" she said matter-of-factly making Sam blush harder.
"Okay that's enough now" said Marvin, coming out of the kitchen holding three boxes of Chinese "let's eat now"
We all sat on the table, eating Chinese food and drinking peppy cola. Pam offered me a beer, but Marvin said it wasn't a good idea. I never had a beer before, and I confess I'm a little curious about it, but I couldn't buy it, because I'm a minor and I don't have a fake ID. Sam was blushing hard and Marvin seemed very uncomfortable with Pam's comments about my relationship with Sam. She kept telling me to wear a condom because if I got Sam pregnant she would kill me. And I believed her. She kept saying, no babies in my house Juno! She also said that Sam's uncle, Carmine just went to prison again, but he had a few friends outside who could kill me or at least injury me severely if I got Sam pregnant. After she ran out of threats, she kept asking me questions about Sam, how we were together, if she was a hopeless romantic and stuff. I was enjoying embarrass Sam in front of her mom, who was laughing her ass off. I have to admit it feels good to humiliate and not be humiliated for a change, as much as I love Sam, the feeling is nice.
"So, I won this fencing competition a week ago, and she was there, cheering for me" I told Pam "and she was wearing a skirt"
"Holy cow!" Pam laughed.
"Uh huh! She looked like a groupie!" I joined Pam.
"Shut up idiot!" Sam smacked my head.
"Oh kid… it's not a big deal, but you got it bad Sammy, oh my God…" Pam almost choked on her laughter.
"You're so dead Benson!" she glared at me.
"What? I'm just telling your mom how sweet you are darling" I looked at Pam, who looked at me and we both cracked.
"That's it!" Sam got up and smacked my had hard, before storming out to the kitchen.
"Oh…" I stopped laughing but kept smiling "I'll go after her"
"Sure thing Hot Stuff" Pam winked at me and I left.
"Hey Sam…" I walked into the kitchen; Sam was sitting on the counter, eating a bowl of pudding.
"Shut up! I'm not talking to you" she growled, mouth full of pudding.
"I'm sorry babe" I tried to touch her knee but she kicked me "I was just trying to be funny"
"You failed real bad Benson!" she stuck her tongue out.
"Oh come on Sammy! Give the boy a break" Pam said, walking into the kitchen holding the dishes.
"I'm not talking to you either!"
Was I out of line? Maybe, but Sam did that to me my whole life and I never complained, so why does she have the right to bitch about it, when every time I did, she would tell me to man up? I was about to speak, choosing my words carefully, when my phone beeped.
From: MOM
Fredkins! Come home now! It's nine thirty! It's late!
P.S: Love you honey!
"My mom" I said.
"Oh, she's telling you to go home?" Marvin asked.
"Yeah. I've got to go" I looked at Sam "baby?"
"Leave" she pointed at the door.
"Come on!" I grabbed her wrist. She put up a fight but I got her off the freaking counter "at least come and take me to the door"
"Whatever" she jerked her wrist out of my hand.
I said goodbye to Marvin and Pam. He shook my hand, she kissed me on the cheek, and I followed Sam to the door.
"Tonight was nice" I said.
"I'm not talking to you" she leaned against the door.
"You just did" I smirked.
"Not anymore" she frowned.
"I'll buy you Bolivian bacon" I poked her stomach.
"Okay!" she smiled gleefully and kissed me "let's go"
"Where?" I asked being pulled by her to the car.
"Buy me bacon" she gripped my wrist harder "let's go!"
"But… my mom… I have to get home!" she opened the driver's seat and threw me inside "Fine"
I bought Sam two bags of Bolivian bacon, that she refused to share with me, at first, then she shoved some in my mouth while I was driving. Something about me being a whiney dork, and she just wanted to shut me up. I had to drive to three markets to find the damn bacon, note to self, don't do that again anytime soon. But Sam was pretty happy, bacon-happy, like she said. She was bouncing on her seat singing random songs. This girl has a very nice singing voice.
"Don't stop! You make me wanna say oh-oh-oh-woah! Tik tok! Call me rude boy. Oh, my gosh. We gotta fight, oh, baby, baby. Uh, uh oh, uh oh, oh my gosh. Don't stop!" she sang.
"What song is that?"
"Baby, baby, baby, uh uh uh, I didn't know how much to love ya. Uh-oh, uh-oh, I can see it going down, going down. Like oh my gosh, like oh my gosh, like… Baby, baby, baby. Uh uh uh, there's so many ways to love ya. Woah, you got me screaming "Oh!" Got me like, woah-oh-oh-oh, woah-oh-oh-oh. Don't stop!" she ignored me and kept singing.
"Hey I bought you bacon! You have to talk to me now!"
"What I want-want-want is what you want-want-want. There's nothing crazy 'bout me! Got me like baby, baby, baby. Don't stop, uh-oh, uh-oh, woah. You got me screaming more got me like oh-oh-oh-oh. Yeah, oh-oh-oh-oh! Don't stop! All night, all night, all night, all night, all night, all night, tonight. And I'm a little bit lost without you, lost without you!"
"Sam!" I chuckled.
"Is a mash up dork!"
"Was that Justin Bieber there?" I looked at her.
"No…" she blushed "Rihanna"
"Sounded like Bieber" I mocked, she slapped me in the head.
"Shut it"
I ignored my mother's texts when I pulled over in front of Sam's house. Again. Before she could turn around and leave with her bacon, I grabbed her wrist.
"Hey… I'm sorry, okay… about your mom and stuff. I just really wanted her to like me" she looked at me for a second.
"Fine dork-head" she sighed "but that doesn't really matter"
"I think it does. I think you value her opinion, that's why I was trying to get her to like me, because I know you care about what she thinks"
"Whatever, listen you better go, it's getting late and your mom is probably calling the freaking cops now" she tried to exit the car again, but I held her "what now?"
"I love you" I whispered.
"Sure" she said nonchalantly "whatever"
"No, no whatever" I pulled her closer to me "I love you"
"Fine, I know alright, I'm not mad… I'm just upset, but I'll be alright" she shrugged.
"Okay. Listen, I need you to wake really early tomorrow"
"Why?" she frowned.
"Well… I wanna take you to this really cool place, but we have to leave early. Can you do that?" I asked.
"Why? Where you wanna take me? Why does this have to be so early?" she whined.
"Well… because it's far away, and I figured that you would want to spend a lot of time there, so if we leave early we'll have more time"
"Where is this place?" she crossed her arms.
"Oh, you're going to love this" I took the tickets out of my pocket.
Sam's eyes went wide when she saw the tickets to Bacon World. She yanked them out off my hands and drooled. I wasn't planning on telling her about it just yet, but she was mad at me and that's not how I want to spend our first anniversary.
"Oh my god Benson! Bacon world? That's pretty far away!" she hollered "bacon world?"
"Well… I have a car. That's why I want us to leave early" I brushed her hair out of my way so I could kiss her neck and she shivered a bit.
"What time?" she asked when I pulled away.
"Seven" I kissed her again, nibbling the skin of her neck.
"Ah…" she took a sharp breath "okay"
"Good" I pulled away "night Princess, see you in the morning"
I kissed her, taking my time to suck on her delicious bottom lip, biting it, before sliding my tongue inside her mouth. She moaned when our tongues met, and her hands went to my hair. The kiss became urgent; we're rubbing against each other's, my hands on her perfect boobs. I broke the kiss to suck on her neck.
"God, I can't wait to have you" I said, licking her cleavage "I can't wait anymore, I'm so riled up"
"Oh god Benson" she threw her head back, giving me more access.
"I can't deal with this unresolved sexual tension anymore!" I growled against her chest.
She moaned and grabbed a handful of my hair. I pulled away when I felt my cell phone vibrating.
"Shit… it's my mom again!" I rejected the call "I have to go"
"I hate your mother" she kissed me again, quickly this time "this sucks!"
"I know baby, but I have to go. See you tomorrow?" I stroked her cheek.
"Yeah, I wouldn't miss it for anything in the world" she kissed me quickly and got off the car.
Brad's POV
It was a little late when I dropped Carly over the Bushwell Plaza. We've been dating for exactly three days and it's been amazing. I asked her after our third date, Freddie told me to just do it, but I wanted it to be special. He said I was whipped, yeah right, Mr. I'm Sam's Slave, telling me I'm whipped!
"Today was awesome" she said.
"Yeah, it really was" I blushed.
"What you wanna do tomorrow?" she asked me shyly.
"I don't know. Seddie will be in Aberdeen for the anniversary, so we'll have the whole day to ourselves"
"Yeah. It's pretty sweet what Freddie is doing, you know, all this amazing things he does for her"
"Oh…" I trailed off "you like what he does for her?" she realized what I was going for.
"Listen, I think it's great for them, but we're not them. I like our dates, our movie nights, the dinners, the walk in the park. I love it all" she kissed my cheek.
"Yeah… me too" I smiled "but you know sometimes I worry"
"About us?" she interrupted me.
"No. About them. Him mostly"
"Why?"
"Because he's in so deep, you know, he's all in Carly"
"Yeah… but so is she" she defended.
"No, she loves him, yeah that much is true, but he is working his ass off to make this work. All these amazing things he does, that's only because he is insecure and scared. Of course he loves to make her happy, but somehow he thinks he has to make up for her"
"That's crazy talk Brad" she scoffed "but did he tell you that?"
"Not in words, but you know… I know that Sam's not the kind of girl who likes romance, and Freddie is a very ordinary kind of guy. Sometimes he just wanna take her to the movies, but he thinks that's not good enough, he needs something spectacular to keep her interested and even happy"
"Oh…" Carly looked down.
"I worry about him because he is putting everything in this relationship, and I'm afraid he won't recover if something happens" I sighed.
"Look, I know Sam alright, and I know she won't be able to recover either. They are just this weird, but they're perfect for each other and I don't think they'll hurt each other, not intentionally…"
"That's the problem Carly" I interrupted her "it's never intentional, but if it happens… he'll be broken"
"I know, but so will Sam" she defended "Freddie doesn't need to be Captain Awesome, Sam likes him for who he is, and besides, he already ruined every guy for her, for life!"
"Yeah I know…" I rubbed her arms "we'll just have to keep them together"
"We can do that" she wrapped her arms around my neck "and what about us? Are we going to stay together for a long time?"
"We? Uh… let me think" I put my finger on my chin and pretended to think "Jeez… I don't know…" she smacked my shoulder.
"Brad!"
"I really don't know… do you wanna be with me for a long time?"
"I sure do mister, but I would appreciate if you asked" she toyed with the hair on the back of my neck.
"Oh, that can be solved" I put my hands on her waist "Do you Carly, accept to be with me Bradley, for a long time until whenever?" I asked with an exaggerated deep voice.
"Uh… let me think" she paused, eyebrows furrowed "yeah, I guess I do" she giggled.
"Good! Now, you can kiss the boyfriend"
"Oh well…" she chuckled, but leaned forward and kissed me, deeply.
"Night sweetheart" I kissed her forehead.
"Night honey" she smiled and left.
Oh life is good… but I'm still worried about Freddie. He is in so deep, the poor thing got it bad, and I fear he's going to get hurt one way or another. He's my best friend after all, but I shouldn't worry, Sam loves him too. And now I'm dating Carly, so I should be happy and stop worrying so much about nothing. I drove back home, still thinking about it. Tomorrow he is going to drive to Aberdeen just to make her happy, sometimes I wonder if he's doing too much. Like Carly said, he doesn't have to be Captain Awesome all the time.
Sam's POV
I was walking around the living room, carrying my big black bag, just waiting for Freddie to arrive. He told me to be ready by seven, but I couldn't sleep, so I woke up two hours earlier and now I'm walking around waiting and waiting. This is awesome, I'm going to Bacon World for the first time! And he is taking me there for our first month anniversary. Yeah, I remember, even though I chose to let him think I forgot.
"Hey kid… it's 6:45, the boy is not going to be here until seven thirty, so chillax will ya?" said my mom rubbing her sleepy eyes.
"I can't, I'm too excited!" I bounced.
"Yeah yeah…" she yawned "he's pretty awesome isn't him? Almost too awesome you know"
"Well… can't complain" I shrugged.
"Can't complain? The boy is taking you to freaking Aberdeen so you can eat Bacon until you drop!"
"What's your point mom?" I asked annoyed.
"My point is… he just ruined every other guy for the rest of your life. Sammy…" she grabbed my hands "he is one of a kind, and he is smart and handsome, and nice, polite, clean…"
"And…?" I rushed her.
"What I mean is… he is way too good to be truth, and when we have something that good, once we lose it… it's impossible to recover"
"Well, I ain't losing him so…" I cut her off.
"I'm just trying to…" and then Marvin walked into the living room.
"Hey honey, why you're up so early?" he yawned.
"Sammy here woke me up, she's been walking around like a freaking elephant!" she dropped my hands.
"Oh, Bacon World today huh?" he smiled "you got the nerdy thingy with you?" he pointed at my bag.
"Yep! Thanks for the loan Marv! I'll pay you back"
"No need kid. Just give your boyfriend a good anniversary gift"
"Sure" my phone started to ring "it's Freddie. What's up geek? Yeah I'm ready. Uh huh… okay, bye" I hung up "gotta go my peeps"
I blew them a kiss and left. I got into Freddie's car not bothering to hide my excitement. I'm going to Bacon World bitches! I looked at my hot ass boyfriend. He was wearing a black polo shirt, no stripes, grey jacket, a pair of dark jeans and that smirk I like so much.
"Ready to go Princess?" he asked.
"Yup! Let's hit the road boy!"
Two hours later we were in Aberdeen. This place stinks! I can't believe they chose to build Bacon World in here. Ugh! Look at this place!
"This place stinks!" I hollered.
"Sam… keep it down!" Freddie yelled/whispered.
"But it's true!" I pointed out the window.
"This place does not stink okay! This is Kurt Cobain's hometown for Nirvana's sake! Have some respect will ya?"
"Whatever… oh…" I looked out the window "look at that… a mini market called Rocket Mart!" I laughed.
"Ha, ha"
"Oh Fredgeek… it's a honor!" I pointed "he's deserves it" I said, grabbing his rocket thru his jeans.
"Sam…!" he growled.
"Oh stop it, you know you love it!" I stroked him.
"Yeah… just not when we're about to exit the car!" he protested and pointed at a biggest Bacon Shaped warehouse I've ever seen.
"Oh my Gosh! It's beautiful!" I gaped at that amazing place, so… delicious, even on the outside.
"Yeah"
"I'm going to be really happy here" I sighed.
Freddie's POV
Sam's been dragging me everywhere, my legs are starting to hurt, but hey, if she's happy, I'm happy. I love how her curls bounce when she jumps, because every time she sees bacon she does that, and this place is full of bacon. I laughed when she tackled a middle aged man to the ground so she could buy the last piece of bolivian bacon. I bought her an I heart bacon t-shirt in the gift shop, and she insisted to wear it pronto. She was having a great time, just like she did that day in the fatcake factory and that afternoon at the Meat and Sauce fest. Then I realized that all of our dates were about Sam, not that I don't enjoy it, but they are always somewhere she likes, doing what she likes because she likes it. I cursed myself for even think about it. I'm the one who come up with the ideas, so I shouldn't be complaining.
Sometimes I wonder if I'm the only one putting any kind of effort into this relationship. Then I wanted to punch myself for thinking about it, because I'm stupid. I love her and she loves me, that's enough effort coming from Sam, that's more than I could ever ask for. Sam was bouncing up and down, watching bacon fry in a big screen and I smiled at her. She is so damn pretty. I looked at the big screen watching some woman make some sort of food with bacon, then I looked back at Sam. She's so… OUCH! Headache. I put my hand on my head and waited for the sharp pain to wear off. It lasted for about five seconds then disappeared. I've been having this fucking headaches for a whole month now, but I never mentioned to anybody. If tell my mother she'll freak out and take me to a doctor. If I tell Carly, she'll freak out and tell me to go to a doctor. If I tell Brad, he'll freak out and tell my mother. And if I tell Sam... well I'm not sure of what could happen if I tell Sam, but I don't want to worry her.
"Benson!" Sam hollered "come on!" she dragged me into this room that looked like a cave, a little too lighty for a cave, but... it was made of bacon. Not real bacon, because that would be weird
"Look, there are recipes with bacon in the walls" she squeaked "read me!"
"Alright this is a recipe for…" I came closer to read it "for…" the headache came back with full force "ouch!" I put my hand on my head.
"What's the matter?" Sam asked, her hand on my back.
"Little headache" I shook my head "okay… where was I?" I came closer to the text "this is a recipe for… bacon…"
"What?"
"Bacon…" pain "bacon… quiche" my vision was a little blurry "bacon… shit" my head was throbbing "bacon quiche tarts" I finished.
"Took you long enough"
"Yeah…" after I pulled away I felt a little dizzy.
"Whoa there Benson!" Sam grabbed my arm "are you okay?"
"Yeah, I'm fine…" I put my hand in my head again
"Did you eat today?"
"Yeah… coffee and waffles"
"Not enough… come on boy, let's feed you"
Sam made sure to buy me the greatest BLT sandwich in the world, so she did. That thing was huge! But she forced me to eat it all. I told her I had to stick to my diet, I had a kickboxing competition coming and I needed to be on shape. That was enough to make her mad, and we had a fight.
"There's nothing to see here!" she hollered because everyone was staring at us "go back to your business"
"Sam… I appreciate what you're doing, but I've ate enough, I'm full and…" she shoved a piece of bacon inside my mouth "not hungry anymore" I said with my mouth full.
"Shut up and eat it" she took a bite of her own sandwich "I don't want your mother saying I'm not treating her little baby right" she said with her mouth full.
"Fine…"
I smiled, but on the inside I was punching myself. There I was… just a few minutes ago, thinking she wasn't as dedicated as I was to this relationship, and now she's feeding me? I'm a jerk with capital J.
"Let's go Princess, we still have a lot to see" I grabbed her hand after we finished our snacks and left, so we could enjoy the rest of the evening.
About seven o'clock I decided it was time to give Sam the second charm. I interlaced my fingers with hers and took her to the roof. Bacon World was a pretty tall building, so from the roof you could see the bright city lights. It was a beautiful view, despite Sam's rude comments about Aberdeen. I gazed the city lights for a moment, our fingers still interlaced.
"What are we doing here?" she asked suspiciously.
She looked so pretty, the wind blowing her curls, her blue eyes staring into mine, and her perfectly shaped mouth, made her seem flawless to my eyes. She was imperfectly perfect. Now I know why I fell in love with her, because, despite all wrongs, she's right for me and we're just right for each other. No, scratch that, I didn't fell in love, it wasn't like that. Some people fall in love, and some people are dragged there, kicking and screaming. That was how I end up here, in love with this beautiful demon. It wasn't sweet, it wasn't easy, it wasn't expected or planned, but it was right. It is right.
"Stop staring at me like that!" she smacked my shoulder.
"Sorry… Sam, do you know why I brought you here?" I smiled sheepishly.
"No…"
"Sam!" I protested.
"Alright, alright!" she raised her free hand to the air "because I'm an awesome girlfriend and you needed to thank me for being kind enough to date you"
"No!" I hollered "you're unbelievable!"
"Chillax Benson" she chuckled "I'm just messing with ya. You have no idea how hot you look when you're mad" she touched my face "of course I know this is our first anniversary" she smiled sweetly.
"Oh… you remember" I smiled widely.
"Yeah…" she trailed off.
"Sam?" I took her other hand, bringing her even closer to me "I love you so much. Thank you for this amazing month together" I kissed both her hands.
"Me too geek, I'm happy that we are in this together"
"Yeah" I dropped her hand and reached for my pocket "happy one month anniversary Princess Puckett" I showed her the charm I was holding.
"Freddie" she gaped at the bacon shaped charm "it's so beautiful"
"I'm glad you like it Princess" I grabbed her wrist and put the bacon shaped charm next to the sparkly fatcake and kissed her hand "I love you"
"I love you too… I loved it" she took a closer look at her new charm "thank you Fredgeek"
"You're welcome demon" I kissed her.
"Now… it's my turn" she let go of my hands to open her big bag "happy anniversary dork-head" she handled me a box wrapped in blue paper.
"You bought me something?" I gaped at the box.
"yeah, I'm not such a lousy girlfriend… not all the time" she smiled "open up"
"Alright" I unwrapped the box and reached for whatever was inside. I touched and soon realized what it was. Carefully took it out of the box not wanting to believe my eyes, my mouth hanging open "Sam!" I saw my old Galaxy Wars laser gun "That's mine!" I recognized a little scratch Spencer made while playing with it, I reminisced almost killing him that day.
"Yep!" she bounced happily "I bought it back for you"
"How did you...?" I trailed off, mouth hanging open again.
"Marvin loaned me some cash and I went to Socko's and bought it for ya. I knew you were going to give me something spectacular and I wanted to give you something nice too" she shrugged like it was no big deal. Typical Sam, she does something amazing, but makes it seem like it's not that important.
"Sam, that's amazing!" I shoot just to see it was working, and it was "Thank you so much!" I wrapped my arms around her waist, lifted her up and spun her around.
"Benson... I'm dizzy..." she said between giggles "put me down!"
"Sorry" I put her down, without taking my arms off her "I love you so much"
"You should... but I love you too... now let's get out of here, I need to eat!" she grabbed my hand and lead me downstairs.
I couldn't believe I could ever think she wasn't working as hard as I was to make this work. I'm such an asshole, and I feel terrible. She gave me the most amazing gift ever and I doubted her feelings... man I'm an ass! God I hate myself. I told Sam that we had to get going, it was late and we had a two hour drive ahead of us. She whined, but we left anyway. Before I could exit the Bacon World I saw something and I had an idea. I needed to make up for being a jerk-face.
"Hey Sam" I turned her around.
"Yeah?"
"I need to pee, be right back okay? Wait for me by the door"
"Yeah fine" I waited for her to leave so I could go where I wanted.
I waited in line for about two minutes and I knew Sam would be pretty pissed at me by now. But it was all worth the wait. I pointed at the one I wanted and the vendor handed it to me. I paid for it and he smiled at me. I walked really fast, and spotted Sam, her back turned at me, tapping her foot on the floor. She was obviously pissed. I hide the item behind my back and kissed her neck. She turned around, bag on her hand, my laser inside, threatening to break my face.
"It's just me" I laughed.
"Why took you so long Benson? Got lost in the bathroom?" she asked.
"Nope, I went to buy you this" I gave her the bacon bouquet I bought "It has Sam written all over it" (A/N: pic on my profile!)
"Oh my god!" She yanked the bouquet out of my hands "Can I eat it?"
"Sure. But save it for later"
"Holy cow!" she wrapped one arm around my neck and kissed me "you're ruining every boy for me forever"
"Oh... do you have someone else in mind already?" I toyed with her curls.
"Uh... I was thinking Johnny Depp, but you totally ruined him too!" she smacked my forehead "nerd"
"Huh... I guess you're stuck with me then"
"I guess so" she kissed me again.
Sam's POV
I told him I wanted to go home and drop my things, then go back to Carly and show her a picture of my pretty bacon bouquet, because the original one was on my fridge. My mom and Marvin were curled up in a ball on the couch watching a movie. I don't think she ever did that with anyone. That made me glad; I hope Marvin sticks around for good. Not just because he gives me money, but because I really like him. He's different from all of my mom's other boyfriends; he is good, and nice and treats me right. He also treats my mom right and that's good enough for me. I showed her my delicious bouquet and my pretty new charm. She looked at my gifts for a while, then at Freddie. Pam had this expression on her face I couldn't quite figure out. I never saw it before; it looked like concern, but mixed with something else I didn't know. She smiled at us and I told her I was headed to Carly's. It was all an excuse of course. Carly wasn't even home, so I shrugged and told him I was going to hang out at his place for a while. All I wanted was to go back to the Bushwell, because I had plans.
"Your mom is home?" I asked him closing the door behind me.
"No. She's at Gun Smoke's tonight" he threw his jacket on the couch "I would ask if you are hungry, but I think I already know the answer, so what do you wanna eat?"
"I don't" he turned around shocked.
"What? Sam Puckett is not hungry? That's a miracle!"
"Yeah, yeah" I walked towards him slowly "let's go to your bedroom"
"Oh..." he gulped "okay"
I grabbed his hand and took him to his bedroom. I was nervous as hell, but really eager. I never done this before and I don't even know where to start, but he really wants that, and he deserves that, he's so great. The damn boy is just perfect, and sometimes it bothers me because I like the good old geek, that's who I fell in love with, and I don't want anyone else. He doesn't have to be perfect, because he already is, perfect to me. I closed his bedroom door and shoved him at his bed.
"Sit down" I demanded.
"What are you doing?" he asked when I grabbed his pear pod and connected to his stereo.
"Looking for something I'm pretty sure you have" I told him "yup I knew it!" I pressed play.
"What?"
"You'll know soon enough" I sat on his lap, kissing him passionately.
"Whatever it is I'll like it" he growled against my mouth.
"Yeah Benson, I'm pretty sure you will" I got off him, and turned on the stereo.
"The Galaxy Wars theme song?" he asked confused.
"Yep" I dropped on my knees, kissing his knees, my hands running up and down on his thighs. By now I was pretty sure he knew what I was going for "I said I would make it up to you didn't I?"
"Yeah..." he trailed off when I unbuckled his belt.
"So...? Now that we have the perfect soundtrack, let's play with your light saber" I smirked seductively.
I unzipped his pants and grabbed his collar so I could kiss him one more time. I put my hand on his package and stroke him a little bit. It didn't took him long to be hard and ready to go. I kissed his chest and stomach before pulling his manhood out of his boxers, wrapping my hand around it.
"Sam..." he gasped.
"I know..."
I used to the fluid on top of his rocket to slide my hand up and down. Soon he was all covered in pre-cum. Yeah, I did some research. He moaned my name twice and I knew it was time for some real action, so I bent down and stuck my tongue out, licking the tip of his rocket. Freddie put his hand on the top of my head and I feared he was going to start pushing my head down again. I put the head of the rocket inside my mouth and sucked it, making him groan. I could tell he liked it a lot. I licked his entire shaft, and he gripped my hair harder, letting me know he liked that too. I smiled and teased him a little bit, letting my teeth touch his tip.
"Don't bite it!" he begged.
I didn't say anything, instead I took more of him in mouth and started bobbing my head.
"Oh..." he moaned "oh god!"
I sucked him, making suction and he jerked a little bit. I took him out of my mouth and gave him a generous lick before putting him back in again. He squirmed, when I used my hand to stroke what I couldn't taste, because he was so freaking big I was afraid I was going to choke. At some point, I started to hum the Galaxy Wars theme song, while sucking on him. I took him out of my mouth, then put him back in. Took him out, put back in. I did that until he lost it completely; he grabbed the back of my head and thrust desperately inside of my mouth.
"Don't... tease... god... that's... so... oh... good" he was groaning louder than I ever heard him groaning before.
I took all I could take of him into my mouth and continued bobbing my head up and down, stroking the rest while he kept thrusting inside my mouth. I decided to try something new. I deep throated him, happy to find out I had no gag reflex. I guess my mom wasn't joking when she said that Puckett's have deep throats.
"HOLY HELL!" he hollered.
I put my free hand into his pants and started to squeeze his balls, just to torture him, while my mouth sucked and my hand stroked.
"My god, Sam... God... you better stop... I'm gonna... I'm gonna... oh!"
I didn't stop, telling him I wanted him to cum. I wanted to feel it, taste it... I kept my pace, doing those three little things that drove him to insanity. That day when he asked me to prom I learned his balls were extremely sensitive, and that I liked to play with them.
"SAM! I'M GOING TO... AH!" he gripped the sheets and began to shake.
I took him over the edge and he came. He tasted different, not bad, but different from anything I've ever tasted before. He was kinda salty, but I guess it depends of the man. Yeah, I've paid attention to something in health class. I made him ride the whole thing inside my mouth, and I kinda enjoyed it. I swallowed what he gave me and licked him one more time, plating a soft kiss on the head of his manhood. Freddie collapsed on bed panting heavy, his face was flushed and his forehead was covered in sweat.
"So?" I lay next to him.
"Most... amazing... thing... ever... ever" he said breathlessly.
"Good... cause my jaw hurts" I massaged my jaw.
"Sorry. You're amazing you know that?" he brushed my bangs to the side and tried to kiss me, but I pulled away "what?"
"I just sucked your dick, and swallowed your seed; do you really want to kiss me right now?" I mocked.
"Touché..." he paused "by the way... how do I taste?"
"Not bad. Different, but not bad" I rested my chin on his shoulder "a little salty"
"Thanks… for this… for everything" he breathed.
"Yeah… you too" I yawned "I think I'll crash at Carly's..." I got up.
"Hey Sam..." he grabbed my arm.
"Yeah?" I turned around.
"I love you" he smiled.
"I know... and you should" I said pointedly "love you too"
I kissed his forehead and left. Oh, it was fun playing with his light saber like that. I'm up to do it again sometime.
Brad's POV
Carly was at Wendy's tonight, for a sleepover, so I was going to Freddie's just to talk about random stuff, and to give back his House DVDs. Maybe I could crash at his place. It's very nice to stay up all night talking shit when Mrs. Benson is not home. I was happily thinking about my girlfriend when I hear a door closing. I was just around the corner when I heard a phone ringing, then a familiar voice.
"Hey Pete" I was Sam.
What is she doing talking to her ex boyfriend this late at night? I didn't want to get all paranoid because Sam loves Freddie, but that doesn't make any sense. Freddie told me Pete used to be Sam's boyfriend, and you don't talk to your ex late at night, especially when you're already with someone else.
"No I didn't tell anyone… not even Carly I swear… dude, chillax, that's our little secret… no I'm not going to tell Freddie, I don't think he'll be very pleased to know you're calling me… especially this late at night…"
That was when I began to worry. Maybe it has nothing to do with anything, maybe they're just talking about random stuff. But what could they be talking about, we're on summer break, so there's no school, they don't hang out with the same people, and they're not close, or so I heard. What could they be talking about?
"Okay, trust me, this will be our dirty little secret... I swear he does not suspect anything… Freddie is a little oblivious to this kind of stuff… alright, so I'll talk to you soon. Bye" she hung up and got into Carly's apartment.
Shit! What do I do? Do I tell Freddie what I just heard? Do I keep my mouth shut? I don't want to screw their relationship without a solid proof that Sam is doing something wrong. Maybe I should just talk to Carly first. Yeah… she'll know what to do. I knocked on Freddie's door, and took him almost a minute to open it. His hair was all messed up, he was shirtless, and his jeans was unbuttoned. He seemed happy.
"Dude!" he hugged me.
"Dude, what the fuck?" I laughed.
"Come on in my friend!" he dragged me inside.
"You're happy. Why are you happy?"
"Oh, I shouldn't tell you… but I'm way too happy!" he bounced "get in here, let me grab some peppy cola and potato chips"
"I'm in to a long night, I see" I took off my jacket.
"You bet!"
He sounded so happy. Maybe I should just shut my pie hole; I can't ruin his happiness, but what if something is going between Sam and Pete? Freddie will be devastated and I can't let that happen. What should I do?