Sorry-for-not-updating-I-just-got-rid-of-my-writer's-block! So-I-fixed-up-Chat-a-bit-and-I-finally-managed-to-make-Yaya's-report-show-up-in-the-last-chapter-but-then, then...SOMEONE INSULTED MY DRAWING STYLE AND THEN MY MOM MADE ME PRACTICE THE PIANO! SO I WENT EMO FOR 2 DAYS AND THEN MY CONSCIENCE/ INNER MARY-SUE MADE ME LISTEN TO PINK SPIDER ("Ikou, ikou, yo saa PINKU SUPAIDAA! Makkura heya nante tobidashi!") AND HEARTFUL SONG UNTIL I TEMPORARILY TURNED INTO AN OPTIMIST! I can still hear Rin singing in my head...("miwatasu akagiri ga, kimi no sekai!") and I now know much more Japanese than I should, because of course, CONSCIENCE just HAD to make me look at the romanji lyrics, and teach me how to call myself a weirdo in Japanese ( boku/watashi wa hentoko). Replace the boku/watashi wa with anata wa or kimi no or whatever is supposed to be there and you now have an insult! And my school keeps on giving me homework assignments that involve drawing which are always due in one day! Yeah, I'm just stalling. Well anyways, since I'm too lazy to click the reply to a review button, and because I need to reply to an anonymous review, some replies to random reviews that weren't even questions:

Sigy Artyn- I agree, if English isn't your native language, it's acceptable if you use incorrect grammar every once in a while. But (See? I just did it! I started a sentence with a conjunction!) a lot of the time, people who have English as a second language are better at grammar than others. Or something could turn out wrong and cause you to become a grammar nazi like me and a bunch of other people.

Be-Bee- YES! THANK YOU! SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS IKUTO'S PERSONALITY! *glomp*

Now onto the chapter...[MWAHAHAHAHAH!]

"Attention, commoners, I, the great KING Kiseki, have an announcement to make!" some random retard* shouted. ( I'm pretty sure he was from some girly anime Lychee watched) Nobody paid any attention to him.

"YOU! NEW COMMONER! WHAT IS YOUR NAME!" he yelled like he was some insane psycho bent on world domination. Yeah, that sounds good. I'll call him that from now on.

"Yuuko."

"GO ROUND UP THE OTHERS, NEW COMMONER WHOSE NAME I DON'T REMEMBER, AND TELL THEM I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE! HA! HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!"

I don't really get the point of him asking my name, since he didn't bother to remember it, and I really didn't feel like helping Insane-Psycho-Bent-On-World-Domination, but since I didn't have anything else to do, I walked up to the hyper one with the pink hair (who was the only one in sight) and said, "Insane-Psycho-Bent-On-World-Domination said he had an announcement."

"Kiseki has an announcement! YAY! YAY!" she cheered. It was kinda scary. (But not as scary as the time my sister tried to repaint one of those tiny lines on a ruler because it was crooked and couldn't get it right so she started laughing like a maniac in a really high pitched voice for an hour.) Then, a bunch of people appeared from behind flowerpots and other dumb hiding places and started flying towards Insane-Psycho-Bent-On-World-Domination.

"Kusu-kusu**!" (or *giggle* The person who giggled was this girl in a clown costume.)

"Cool!"

"KYA! Rhythm-kun is so cool!" (I'm pretty sure she's an insane fangirl. I'll try to remember the girl with the short blue hair is crazy and stay away from her.)

"Another stupid meeting, nya?"

"He's so bossy, dechu!"

"I wonder if he actually found the embryo this time."

"We should go hear his announcement, desu!"

"Yes, it's probably important. I agree with Su."

I have no idea who these people are, and since I'm assuming you know the anime this is from, I'll just let you figure out who said what. When I landed on the table Insane-Psycho-Bent-On-World Domination (whose name I don't know so I'll just call him that for now) was using a laptop to get on some website called or some other [CENSORED] website thing.

(Yuuko swears a lot more than Lychee-chan, so she decided to censor it because she was too lazy to change the rating.)

"Commoners, I want to bring to your attention the sudden decrease in our popularity. We are slowly being forgotten, and at this rate, our wish of me gaining world domination shall become impossible! IMPOSSIBLE, I SAY!" he screeched

"Am I the only one who thinks he's a retard?" I shout-whispered.

"No." I heard several people whisper back. Which caused Insane-Psycho-Bent-On-World-Domination to yell at me like Lychee does when I say something while she's drawing.

"YOU! NEW COMMONER! PAY ATTENTION!"

"Chill, Kiseki, she was just trying to make a joke!"

"DO NOT ARGUE WITH ME, COMMONER WITH HEADPHONES! FOR I AM THE GREAT KING KISEKI! " he ordered. Then, he started laughing like an insane psycho while fire appeared in the background. (Lychee, if you are reading this, no, I didn't light anything on fire. The background just burst into flames.) Then somebody flew in and of course, interrupted Insane-Psycho-Bent-On-World-Domination.

" My Love Detector picked up a signal from here exactly 47 seconds ago!*** Did i miss it?" asked the person dressed as angel who suddenly flew in here while Insane-Psycho-Bent-On-World-Domination (whose name was apparently, Kiseki, but I'll still call him that since it sounds better) was laughing retardedly. She was holding a weird stick that had a heart with a pair of wings on top which she was pointing at random people with. Then Insane-Psycho-Bent-On-World-Domination stopped laughing and started yelling at her.

"YOU! COMMONER!" Insane-Psycho-Bent-On-World-Domination pointed at the spazzy angel who just came in, "DO NOT DISTURB MY SPEECH!" he yelled. Pretty loudly, too. Too bad she wasn't listening.

"I am on a mission, no, a HEROIC QUEST to find true love!" Spazzy-Angel shouted. (Apparently, most of the people here are insane.)

"THEN LET US CREATE AN ALLIANCE! IF YOU HELP ME FIND THE EMBRYO, I SHALL ALLOW YOU TO SEARCH MY KINGDOM FOR WHATEVER YOU'RE LOOKING FOR!" Insane-Psycho-Bent-On-World-Domination yelled. (Yawn. I'm bored.)

"Deal!" Spazzy-Angel said.

"Now, to resume my speech- at places like these, where people write stories about my servants, they do not mention us at all. Whenever we are mentioned, we are either character-transforming, disappearing, or those commoners have one sentence about us and then it's all about them. I AM THEIR KING! STORIES SHOULD BE WRITTEN IN MY HONOR!" Insane-Psycho-Bent-On-World-Domination screamed. I'm beginning to think that's his normal talking voice. But he does have a good point. (If Lychee said anything about me, it was probably insultive, right? But then again, she really doesn't have anything nice to say about anybody because she's total [CENSORED] But I respect her for that.) Anyways, everyone around me started talking after that.

"He's right, dechu! Nobody pays any attention to me, dechu!"

"Rima-tan would be sad without me!"

"Nagi really needs to relax! He thinks too much. Right, Kusu-kusu?"

"We should let Kiseki finish his speech, desu!"

"Right. As I was saying, I am the most important character, and there should be more stories about me! If it wasn't for me, my servants would be all scattered and disorganized! They would all be DEAD! I, THE GREAT KING KISEKI, AM THE ONE WHO SAVES THEM FROM THE X EGGS EVERY TIME! AH, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!" he screamed. Again, he burst into flames and this time everybody started roasting marshmallows. Seriously, WT[CENSORED]! MARSHMALLOWS, PEOPLE! While some [CENSORED] with an over-inflated ego laughs in the background! These people have serious problems.

"So are you done yet?" I asked after calming down [which Lychee says isn't actually possible].

"NO! And instead of using a great character like me, those peasants create some character of their own and replace us with them! That is outrageous! THAT IS UNFORGIVABLE! Nobody can be as good of a king as I am, and commoners like you live to serve the king! WE SHALL NOT BE FORGOTTEN!" Insane-Psycho-Bent-On-World-Domination screeched. I'm not sure if that's what he said, because I started playing Sticks with this person whose name started with a D (Dai-something. I don't remember). But I do remember that Insane-Psycho-Bent-On-World-Domination laughed like a tyrant (I don't know what this means. My sister called Lychee that before when she was laughing evilly but I don't think Lychee heard, but I'm still pretty sure I used it in the right way.) after he said that! Anyways, Spazzy-Angel was still pointing her stick at random people and then something (I wasn't paying attention, so I don't know what) happened and the stick hit Insane-Psycho-Bent-On-World-Domination on the head while he was laughing , which knocked him out.

I jumped up in the middle of our fifth game of sticks and yelled, "YES! THE [CENSORED] FINALLY SHUT UP!"

"So I guess the meeting's over now, dechu!" a girl who was dressed as a baby said, even though there was no point since everyone had already left.

"Come on, Daichi! Let's go play basketball!" the guy with headphones said. (I was right! His name really is Dai-something!)

"YAY! YAY! Bas-ket-ball! YAY! YAY!" Hyper-Girl-With-Pink-Hair shouted.

"Yay, something not pointless! Can I play?" I asked

"Sure!" Hyper-Girl-With-Pink-Hair said. "After all, we have to do something to keep ourselves occupied for the next five chapters, which we aren't going to be in!"

Apparently, Insane-Psycho-Bent-On-World-Domination's speech had affected some people.

*This is not from my POV, so there will be some incorrect grammar purposely added in. Also, unlike the majority of Amuto supporters, I actually like Kiseki. If Yuuko-chan insults any charas here, it's for the sake of humor.

**Kusu-kusu is the Japanese onomatopoeia (sound effect) for giggling

***In case you didn't understand, I was referring to how big the romance categories on Fanfiction were.

(I CAN'T BELIEVE I TYPED SO MUCH! AND THIS WAS FROM ONE OF MY LEAST FAVORITE POVS! AND WRITING THE KISEKI DIALOGUE WAS SO HARD! I JUST FINISHED TYPING THE WHOLE ENTIRE THING AND THERE ARE SIX PAGES TOTAL! I DECIDED TO PUT IT UP HERE BECAUSE OF HOW EXCITED I AM!)

Basically, what I'm saying is that charas should exist in your stories unless its AU or if you have a valid reason, like if their dream came true, they stopped believing in that dream, if they turn 16/17/18/whenever they can be considered adults, if you decided to give your story a plot and it involves magically disappearing charas, or if the characters send them off to chara daycare. Oh, and did I mention that charas talk? Gasp! Nobody could have figured that out! And they talk a lot. Take Kiseki AKA Insane-Psycho-Bent-On-World-Domination for example! See how much he talks? In most of the fanfics I see [that actually include the charas in them,] he gets about two lines in the whole entire thing. I don't blame you though. Writing Kiseki dialogue is pretty hard. The trick is to insert tyrannical laughter at random points and overuse the words king, commoner, and I. (See? I can be helpful at times!)

The charas always happen to be there when there's an X-egg or something, and then magically disappear after the battle is over. In the rare cases where they don't, they are always OOC. Kiseki being nice, Ran staying calm, Su shouting, and etc. Another thing- why do people replace some perfectly good characters (OK fine, some have serious mental problems, but let's just ignore that fact right now) with *shudder* OCs? I'm not saying making up your own character is bad or anything, but I see a lot of stories that make a chara go back into their owner's heart/egg and then said owner gets a new chara/personality so the author can twist said character beyond recognition. It just really annoys me when I see the end result, because that's when I actually have to start reading the names, and I hate doing that because I'm lazy.

Oh, and before I end this chapter and you start celebrating because I finally shut up, remember that charas are not smart and have a very simple view on life. Except for Dia, since she's a Half-Sue, which is like a Mary-Sue without the perfection factor. They can't solve complex math problems or come up with some fancy philosophical theory. they know a lot of emotion-related stuff (see Dia's speeches), charas, their owners (see last episode or second to last episode of Puchi Puchi), keeping themselves occupied, and some more stuff I can't think of. To put it in a philosophical way, "If you cannot figure out the identity of the chara after removing their name, then said chara is officially dubbed OOC." I shall now attempt to be helpful and give you a list of the charas that are most often OOC.

Charas That Are Most Often OOC

1. Yoru- I don't know why you fangirls always pair him up with Miki, because that episode when they showed Miki's male harem thingy, it was very likely made to match Amu's. I don't really like Miru, and if you really want to pair Yoru up with somebody, I suggest you pair him up with Su since its cannon. (Remember, that was a suggestion.) If you watch some of the episodes again, you might notice some of the SuxYoru moments. But that's only if it is absolutely neccesary. He is a stray cat, and stray cats are not meant for writing fluff, they are meant to be in moments of action! *sparkles appear in the background*

2. Kusu-kusu- I know, Kuzumu or however you would mash their names together is cute, but do you seriously have to change Kusu-kusu's personality that much? It makes so sick that I can't even mention it.

3. Pepe- She wants attention. You can't get attention if all you do is fly around acting nonexistent. In case you're wondering who Pepe is, she's the chara that flies around with a bunny hat and a pacifier.

4. Dia- Calm, not spazzy. Very annoying to Mary-Sue haters (Haha, ironic isn't it? I act like a Sue but I still hate them.) and constantly gives speeches about sparkles and inner brilliance and whatever counselors teach elementary school kids these days. If you can't think of a decent line for Dia, just Google some famous sayings and tweak them a bit.

That's about it. The rant segment's over. Go home and stay locked up in a room with a computer and type or whatever you people do for fun these days.

HAH! IN YOUR FACE ,CONSCIENCE/NADESHIKO! AND KARMA, YOU STILL OWE ME $20! I DID THE WHOLE ENTIRE RANT SEGMENT WITHOUT SHOUTING A SINGLE WORD! (I bet you felt that something was wrong when you were reading, right?) KARMA, IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME A FULL SCORE ON MY NEXT FIVE TESTS, I'LL START ADDING INTEREST TO THE $20 THAT YOU OWE! Oh, and Nadeshiko/Conscience, IN YOUR FACE! I CAN BE CALM!
(This is a great example of irony, kids. Also, remember to look both ways before crossing the street!)

Chapter Summary: You see the pretty little floating people? Unless you have a decent excuse, they should be in your stories.