FrappeG messages to reviewers:

First of all, I give my thanks to MissehKeehl for plugging this story!Sob…I'm so touched….

I promised her, I'd plug her story here. Read this! ARTIFICIAL! It's aNearxOC fanfic. Though I'm quite sure most of you have read that prior to reading my story. Very cool!

Ayame Kunizaki:

Wow! Thanks for pointing out that description weakness of mine. You're actually the first one to notice that. ^^

Paige Turning:

There is no way I'm putting in yaoi. Rest assured! PERIOD!

DaAmazingMeepers:

Connection?

Kinchi-kun:

Eh? Me? Cool? You mean the word Frappe? Yum…I want to drink frappucinos now…Oh darn! You made me crave Frappucinos!

Thanks for the compliment! I'm used to being called crazy and I think 'funny' is the word I prefer. Hehe, but I am AWARE I'm crazy, so I don't really mind.

Dude… I'm surprised someone actually answered those questions. I got desperate, LOL.

Yes, L will still take on the 'detective-bringing-justice-to-the-world' role. He's a little distracted because of Ayame. He's a genius, so don't worry about him screwing up as a detective. He might screw up being Ryuuga Hideki though cuz he does stupid things. I find him adorable that way.

L: "I felt abused."

Oooooooh! I have a surprise everyone! It wouldn't be death note if some peculiar characters were left out, right? I figure, it'd be more exciting if these three boys appeared.

I'm too lazy to put on more costume descriptions because I know that readers already know how these boys look like. YAda-yada-yada...

Guessed who they are, already? READ ON!!

Chapter 17

Surprises

Ryuuzaki's POV

His eyes flew slightly open. He closed them again. He couldn't believe it. HE ACTUALLY SLEPT!

Sleeping for him goes as often as solar eclipse do. This is one of those rare times. Yesterday's activities with Ayame had drained his energy. He smiled to himself. He had fun. They talked about random stuff and of course himself, L. Hanging out with Ayame made him comfortable and uncomfortable. Things had always been like that whenever he's with her and Ryuuzaki was getting used to it. At least, now, he can talk to her normally and casually like real friends. She was in fact one of the weirdest person he met and one he can truly relate to.

He rubbed the corns from his eyes and sat up from the bed he never used until now. The surroundings were a bit blurry and for once he felt happy about it because his eyes had finally managed to get some rest and also his mind.

As he sat up on the edge of his bed, he stretched his arms and yawned deeply. When his eyes adjusted to the figure in front of him, he almost yelped.

Ayame was standing before him, with the door to his room closed quietly behind her. The smile on her face was faint and daresay naughty. The length of her hair went down to her waist, she was wearing an enticing piece of women clothing that would drive men crazy. The black lingerie perfectly particularizes her white porcelain skin. He might've called her a hooker, but he knew she wasn't anywhere near that.

"Ayame…? What are you doing?? How'd you---"

Ryuuzaki's lips stopped moving as Ayame put her candle-length forefinger next to them to silence him.

"Shh…."

And with an impish curl of her lips, Ayame pushed him slowly back to lie on the bed. With her on top of him in the most alluring manner, Ryuuzaki's eyes shifted from her face, to her neck, to her cleavage and back again. Her unexpected presence threatened to pop his eyeballs out.

"They might hear…you know…" Ayame whispered seductively.

"This is... not good…"

"Hmmm…Do you not like me, Ryuuzaki? Why are you resisting? Am I not good enough?"

"No! That's not it! You're…"

Irresistible, he thought.

"Well then? Shall we get on to business??"

Brief interruption from author:

FRAPPEG:

*Kicks the jukebox to turn the music on. "Careless whisper by Seether"*

HOhhoohohoh!!!!

L: What's with that racket! Turn the music off!

FrappeG: L! Don't be such a kill joy. This song is perfect for this moment!! Uh…but the rating will not change, don't worry. ^^

L: …It won't?

FrappeG: Hehe, you sound disappointed, L.

L: Please shut up.

Her lips were inches away from him. Ryuuzaki could feel his ragged breathing and smell her vanilla scent. This is so not like him, failing to do something he knew he should. Blame it on a man's stupid instincts! Smothered morals and virtues! Whatever virginity! He's losing control!

"Ayame…"

Tickled by the soft strands her hair on his face, Ryuuzaki reached over to squeeze her butt.

"GWAAAH!!! CUT THAT OUT! WAKE UP, L!!" bellowed an arrogant and embarrassed voice.

"YAOI!!!!!" someone else hollered.

Huh? Those voices…? They're not Ayame's…

He felt a strong tug to his shirt casting him out of his grogginess. He snapped his eyes open to spot blonde hair and enraged dotted eyes.

Ayame doesn't have blonde hair…and her eyes were blue as the sky…

"WAKE UP AND LET GO OF MY BUTT!!"

Ryuuzaki flailed his hands away from the boy and backed away to the edge of his bed, heaving. As you can already imagine, Ayame on top of him in his dreamed was actually Mello on top of him in real life.

"You…I've seen you before…Mello was it?"

The blonde boy's face turned red beet as he pursed his lips. He did not say anything after that. He was happy for he was recognized by the person he regarded with utmost respect and idolization. But the embarrassment from the situation earlier still bothered him.

Mello jumped off the bed to join two other boys who were standing next to Ryuuzaki's bed. He took a chocolate bar from his tight black jeans and bit on it nervously, his head bent low to hide his eyes and shame muttering 'I shouldn't have done that…'

"Me! Me! Please, remember me!!!" said a red-haired boy, waving his hands begging for Ryuuzaki's attention.

"…Matt?"

"YES!!!!" Matt exclaimed triumphantly.

"That was quite an introduction, given that the person was the world's greatest detective." The little albino droned, twirling the curls from the sides of his face. Casually, he said.

"Hi, L. You don't look exactly how I expected."

"Near! Be more respectful!" Matt nudged at Near who was not affected in the least.

"Even Near…"

Gradually, Ryuuzaki slid off the bed and stood to let his observant eyes roam over the three boys. Somehow, he regained his composure in a matter of time. The three top students slash the three chosen successors of L from Whammy house are here to see him in person. He could've given them some speech if only he expected them.

By the way, where's Watari? I'm longing for an explanation on this matter.

"Ah, so I see you're already awake. I told these children not to disturb you but I guess they're just too excited to wait. Surprise! Surprise!" From the doorway of Ryuuzaki's room, Watari's innovative statement echoed through the room.

Yes, it was quiet. Think about it. Four of the most intelligent individuals who ever existed were all on the same room, staring at each other. Contemplating, observing and judging.

Watari's beard twitched into a smile, his eloquent happiness showed through his eyes and spectacles.

"Watari, what is going on?"

FrappeG: HA! FOOLED YOU PEOPLE! L double-slept!

Near: Is there such a word?

FrappeG: HEY! Have you people seen one deleted scene of deathnote? Look it up on you tube.

L: Excuse me, FrappeG. That was shameless advertisement. It was deleted for a reason, you know.

FrappeG: Just type in there, 'Is L fapping?' I don't know what, fap means but doesn't that pique some interest?

L: HECK!

FrappeG: What? It's not like you actually were fapping whatever that is…Were you?

L: Readers, don't listen to her.

FrappeG: Hmph! Pervert…Anyway. Because of that video, I seemed to like L more. ^^

L: Can't you readers tell she's weirder for saying that?

Hey readers, I know this chapter is rather short. Forgive me, I was busy with school. I'll tell you now, I'm going to update every 2 weeks. ^^

Thanks for the advise, Moongun!