Another epic chapter of epic proportions!
Disclaimer: Do I have to do this EVERY damn chapter?
Kisame: *Nods* Duh...
Me: *Sighs* I DON'T OWN NARUTO! So stick that in your juice box and suck it... _
Kisame: Wow... Really original...
Me: STFU SUSHI!
On with the Chappie!
Chapter 2:
(Linelinelinelineline)
I groaned as I opened my eyes staring straight into cerulean ones.
Blink...
Blink...
Blink...
"OUTTA MY FACE!" The guy instantly jumped back
"Seesh... She's scary Sakura-Chan" I blinked hugging my Zetsu Plushy still 'Sakura?' I located the pink hair "Oh holy mother of Jashin..." I notice Ayaka just laying there "Aya Wake up or I'll hurt Pein..."
"NOT MAI PEI-" She looked around and glared. . . "I hate you..." I smirk at her
"Suck it bitch! I wuv chuu!" I move my foot and push her back making her fall forward and laughing when my shoeprint stuck on her jacket. She then looked at our 'Guests'.
"Sayuri... Why does that kid look like Naruto... When the hell did we drive to the forest to cosplay?"
"Dude... does it look like Cosplay?" She blinked and went over examining Naruto
"What the hell are you doing?" He said a little startled
"Making sure your real... Hn..." Rubs his whisker marks and he Blushes I hold back a small laugh "Dude... Holy shit..." I facepalm and wait for it to be over still hugging my Plushy. Sakura looks over.
"Hey whats up with the weird Dolls?" I froze and tried to think of a good excuse.
"Some men visited our village... They Sa-Saved us from the people who were com-coming to kill us... So we made Doll's to remind us of their, uh, Kindness..." I swallowed slightly
"They saved you?"
"Yeah, they were, REALLY nice..."
"Ya know... The cloaks on them are like the ones that Itachi and Fish-face wear..." He glanced at me and I gave a nervous chuckle
"Well, We're from Amegakure... and these two-" Ayaka motioned a hand at the Plushies "-visit there often."
"Isn't Amegakure full of Rouge Ninja's?"
"Our parent's were rouge nin's but we're untrained!" They blinked at this and suddenly two poofs of smoke appeared and out came Kakashi and Sasuke I hugged my plushy tighter to my chest "Uhum... Yo?" I gave a small smile as I suddenly saw out of the corner of my eye a pair of gold glowing dots I looked over and saw an outline of a Venus flytrap in the tree. 'Zetsu...' I was suddenly tackled by Ayaka "BLOODY HELL WOMAN GET OFF!"
"SAYURI! CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT WE'RE ACTUALLY HERE?"
"Get off or I'll bite you..."
"You wouldn't do that!" She nuzzled her head in my stomach and I blinked 'Can someone say Yuri?' I sighed.
"I'll go Cannible on your ass If you don't get up... 3..."
"No you wouldn't!"
"2..."
"You wouldn't... Right?"
"1!" I bit lightly on her arm but enough to leave small marks
"OW OW OWOWOW! OKAY, OKAY!" She let go of me and I did too.
"Dude... you don't taste good... Needs salt..." The Ninja's watching sweatdropped and I laughed.
"Baka..." I smirked at her and stood up holding onto my plushy. I sighed.
"So uhum... Ninja peeps... Where we going? Cause we're lost and alone and someone might rape us... Or she'll go Yuri mode on me."
"I DON'T LIKE YURI, I DON'T DO IT!"
"You like Yaoi..."
"Ah, touché..." I smirked at her and Kakashi stepped forward.
"We'll take you girls to Konoha. And according to your chakra levels you'll make fine Ninja's. Although we'll put a seal on it so it doesn't attract attention of unwanted visitors–" I ignored what ever else he was saying and looked over at Zetsu's hiding spot again. He then stared straight at me and I blushed hugging my plushy again. "–Understand me, girls?"
"Huh wha? Yeah, yeah Whatever you say." I smiled at him blush still lightly there and I looked back over and saw Zetsu was gone I sighed "Sooo... Who's carrying us there?"
"I'll carry your friend, Naruto will carry you." Naruto nodded and walked over to me bending down a little so I could get on his back I put my Plushy In the small bag I had on my back that I usually carried for my books to read, or write in. I got on his back. Ayaka got on Kakashi's back grinning.
"Geesh, Your lighter than I expected." I glared at him.
"Are you saying I look fat?"
"N-No!"
"Yes he is." I blinked at Sasuke and laughed at his smirk.
"Your awesome..." He gave another smirk and made a 'Hn' sound and I snapped my fingers at him "Oi, more than one word sentences please" Naruto Laughed at that and the team started running Ayaka looked like she was on the verge of sleeping.
"So, What are your girls names?" I heard Kakashi ask.
"Ayaka Natsuki."
"I'm Sayuri Hayashi."
"Nice names..." I heard Sakura mumble in disgust.
"Shut the fuck up Pinkzilla... Your scare the daylights out of old people" and to add the affect I mimicked an old man's raspy voice "Dear god! Heart attack!" I then 'Died' on Naruto and laughed. I saw Ayaka bust a gut and Sakura glared.
"Your dead..."
"If only, If only!" It's true... I had been suicidal but somehow my attempts didn't work... Fuck you Karma!
The Ninja's only rolled their eyes and kept running. I got bored and soon fell asleep on Naruto.
"Good sunshine Pillow..." Naruto raised an eyebrow.
(Linelinelinelineline)
"Good sunshine Pillow..." I heard her say and then she fell asleep and then I saw Naruto's expression.
"She called you a Sunshine pillow because 1) Your hair is golden like the sunshine 2) She just fell asleep on you." I smiled at him and he sighed. I laughed lightly and poked at Kakashi's hair "Does it ever go down?"
"Not from what we've seen." Sakura said.
"Ah..." I get bored and follow Sayuri's example. I fall asleep on my Ninja Express.
(TIMESKIP NO JUTSU!)
I had woken up on my Sunshine pillow and looked around "Mm, Wha huh?"
"Finally your awake! We're here, at Konoha!" Naruto Smiles. I nod slightly and look at the village I breath in the air noticing I could breath easier here. I gave a wide smile 'Sooo! Much better than on the anime!' I noticed that Ayaka was still asleep and I sighed and mumbled.
"Lazy ass... She's worse than Shikamaru." I watched as all three eyes looked at me. 'Oh shit.'
"How do you know Shikamaru?" Kakashi asked glancing warily at me. I decided to play dumb and lie my way out.
"Wait, do you mean to tell me you have a lazy ass, named Shikamaru who always watches the stars?" I asked with fake astonishment 'I SO HOPE THAT FUCKING WORKS!'
"Yes for the first two. Our Shikamaru watches clouds." Naruto said. Sakura and Kakashi looked convinced I then noticed Ayaka was drooling on Kakashi I smirked and hid my laugh.
"What?"
"Ayaka officially thinks your a good pillow..." I pointed at the puddle of drool on his Jounin vest and he made a face of disgust I laughed. Then being the kind generous soul I am I went over to Kakashi and grabbed Ayaka's Pein doll "Ayaka wake up. I have scissors and I'm not afraid to cut up Pein!"
"Do it I'll cut Zetsu..."
"Do that and I'll go play death wish and go to the closest base and dye their cloaks bright pink!" She twitched before falling off of Kakashi laughing
"ME-MENTAL IMAGES! T-TOO FUNNY!" she rolled side to side and I threw Pein plushy at her.
"I knew that would wake you up ever since we read that FanFiction..."
"LEE! LOOK AT HER YOUTHFUL LAUGHTER!"
"YOSH GAI-SENSEI! IT IS YOUTHFUL!" We both froze.
"Oh hell no..."
"SAYURI-SAMAAAA! I'M SCARED!" I was suddenly tackled into a hug.
"Oof! AYAKA! GET THE FUCK OFF ME YOU RAPIST!" She looked up at me and grinning.
"No, Your mine." I eye twitched as she tightened her grip.
"GET OFF NOW!" She jumped back as I grabbed a Kunai from Kakashi's pouch. "Rawr bitch."
"Awww... You love me in Dinosaur!" I growled and pocketed the Kunai much to Kakashi's displeasure and I pulled out my Zetsu plushy hugging it.
"So uhh... Now where?"
"We'll take you to the Hokage." Sasuke said returning to his emo Attitude.
"Your 'Taking the Hobbits to Isengaurd!'" I laughed and Ayaka laughing with me we started singing the song 'Time to meet boobzilla...'
How was It? Sorry it took my a while to upload... Computer decided to die on me... *Rubs back of head nervously*
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