Another Chapter! YAY!
Sorry If I don't update fast enough... Highschool now *sigh* Not much time to work on Story... ANYWAYS! DISCLAIMER!
DISCLAIMER: AGAIN? *Sighs* ITACHI!
Itachi: Hn...
Me: Say it weasle or I get my Hammer *Pulls out 'Whack-a-Mole-Weasel' Mallet grinning* Weaaaaaasel-Kuuun~!
Itachi: *Eyes widen slightly* FaolinHayashi doesn't own Naruto! *Poofs to hide*
Me: DAMNIT GET BACK HERE! I WANNA PLAY WHACK-A-WEASLE!
Pein: *Rolls eyes* Stop tormenting my subordinets...
Sayrui: Don't make me get the magnents...
Ayaka: DON'T HURT PEIN! *Tackles*
Me: *Sweatdrops*
Chapter 3:
I sighed as they took us to the Hokage tower I heard Ayaka singing.
"Yo, Listen up here's the story, about a little guy that lives in a blue world! And all day and all night everything he see's is just blue like him Inside and Outside.
Blue his house, with a blue little window and a blue corvett and everything is blue for him, and hisself and everybody around cause he ain't got nobody to listen to..." I smirked and we sang together
"I'M BLUE DA BA DEE DA BA DIE! DA BA DEE DA BA DIE, DA BA DEE DA BA DIE, DA BA DEE DA BA DIE, DA BA DEE DA BA DIE, DA BA DEE DA BA DIE, DA BA DEE DA BA DIE, DA BA DEE DA BA DIE!" We both started laughing because we immediatly started thinking of Kisame.
"Su-Sushi's S-Song!"
"No! He's a Dolphin!" She Paused.
"A dolphin?"
"Yeah He's a shark and a GAY SHARK is a Dolphin..." I smirked and we both started laughing again.
"Poor Kisa-Koi!" she said and I smacked the back of her head.
"Great... Now he really is a Fish..." I sweatdropped 'Doesn't she realize a Koi is also a fish...'
"Who are you guys talking about?" Naruto asked trying to follow the Conversation.
"We're talking about –"
"MR. WONDERFUL! Owaowaa!" I sang out and she got the hint. I did that when ever I didn't want anyone else knowing she smiled and we started singing Superstar while walking for the Hokage tower. I froze when I ran into someone. "Holy Jashin what the fuck?" I growled a little and glared at the person. Eyes widening when I saw a tall blue man. "Ayaka... It's the Dolphin!"
"WARNING: GAY SHARK!" She said and ran Laughing as I followed I noticed a door.
"THE DOOR CHARLIE! THE DOOR CAN SEE INTO YOUR SOOOOOOOUL!" We ran inside and shut it behind us laughing.
"Excuse me? What are you doing here? Who are you!" I blinked only seeing huge breasts
"AHH RANGIKU MATSUMOTO!" I jumped onto Ayaka and we fell over.
"Who's Rangiku... Most of all... Who. Are. You? And what are you doing in the Hokage's tower?" I blinked.
"Oh... Not Matsumoto from bleach... IT'S BOOBZILLA INSTEAD!" I cried out pointing and she Glared harshly her aura giving off a deadly touch.
"I am Tsunade Senju... Who. Are. You?"
"S-Sayuri Hayashi!"
"Ay-Ayaka Natsuki!"
"GOMENNASI!" We both said at the same time 'Holy Jashin she's fucking scary...'
"Stand up..." I heard her sigh and watched her rub her temples "Who brought y–"
"BAA-CHAN!" She groaned
"Three guesses who?" I smiled innocently at her and she glared at me.
"NARUTO! What is the meaning of this?"
"Sorry, Tsunade-Sama, I had my team bring them here... They appeared in a flash of Purple Lightning... We don't know how they got there. And they have strange dolls with them." He glances at my Zetsu Plushy and Ayaka's Pein Plushy and I take a noticable step back swallowing.
"Why do you have such strange dolls? And those cloaks, doesn't Kisame Hoshigaki and Itachi Uchiha wear those?"
"Its an organization called The Akatsuki helped our village once... Amegakure... They really only look for peace..."
"Isn't Amegakure full of ro–"
"I KNOW THAT! Holy fucking Jashin..." rolls eyes and sighs sitting down on the floor.
"There are chairs you know..."
"Floors better..."
"Why?"
"I 'unno..." It was one of my random 'I love floors' moments. Tsunade sighed and rubbed her temples.
"Fine... Now... I can feel your two's Chakra levels, very nice... It would be in our best interest to make you Ninja's of Konoha, as long as you are loyal." I shrugged at her.
"Sure, Why the hell not."
"Sayuri... No cussing..."
"Fuck off! If I wanna cuss I'll fucking CUSS! I'll go full Jashinism and sacrafice your ass if you fucking tell me other-fucking-wise!" She sweatdropped and I smirked. "Fuck yeah, I WIN!"
"Hehe... Sayuri..."
"Wha?"
"The Game!" ((btw: you all just lost :D ))
"FUCK YOU BITCH! I SO FUCKING WON THE GAME!" I gave her the 'Evil Eye' from Scrubs and she laughed.
"Yeah we'll become Ninja's… I guess…" Ayaka told Tsunade and I smiled 'Prank war anyone?' Ayaka noticed my smile. "Sayuri-Chan… No prank war's."
"DAMN YOOOOOOU!" I hit the floor and saw some blue fire emerge from my hand 'Well… It LOOKS like fire…' I blinked and grinned. "Dude… That was SO FUCKING COOL!"
"Must you always swear?" I heard Shizune ask.
"Yes… She always tries."
"Do or Do not… There is no try." I said in my Yoda voice. Ayaka sighed and pulled my ear.
"THANK YOU YODA-SENSEI!"
"BLOODY HELL WOMAN MY EAR DRUM!" She smirked.
"Mission accomplished." 'That mean Bitch… She's so getting her underwear thrown into the river… No… In the mud…'"Stop thinking of ways to get me back for this."
"Jashin damned Physic."
"You know it!" Tsunade sighed "Kakashi get Jiraya and you both are teaching them." 'YOSH! WE GET TO BE TRAINED BY THE EPIC NINJA. . . And the Super pervert. . . EPIC WIN, DATTEBAYO!' I mentally did the Caramelldansen and hugged my Plushy again.
"Hai Tsunade-Sama."
"DISMISSED!" She called and I fell over.
"Run away! Before boobzilla steals your SOUL!" I smirked and bolted through the door Ayaka following sighing.
"So that was seriously Sushi-Kun we saw?"
"Un…"
"Haha, Deidara…"
"NANA NANA! DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY!" We both laughed and smiled.
"Poor Deidara. He's always getting mistaken for a girl…"
"But that's what makes it so funny!"
"Dats' True." She smiled at me and I jumped on her.
"Shut up… Let's just find Pervert-Sensei." She shivered 'Hah… She hates Perverts…' "Grow up…"
"But I don't like perverts…"
"You like me."
"Your not a pervert." I smirked and she flinched.
"THAT'S CORRECT YOUTHFUL ONE! I AM NOT A PERV! I'M A SUPER PERV!" I laughed at her face.
"Mixing Gai and Jiraya… NOT a good combo…" She shivered and made a small gagging sound while I continued laughing.
"Come-on more or less he's by the hot springs peeping… YOSH LETS GO-GO-GO IN MAI HOVERROUND!"
"Your just a walking commercial aren't you?"
"YUP!" I clapped "Clap on…-" I smirked at her eyes roll "-Clap BYE!" I ran from her while she was distracted and she laughed and chased after me. I then spied white spiky hair. "PERVERT AHOY!" I jumped on Jiraya "Yo!"
"Huh?" He looked at us and grinned "Never been in this situation before…"
"PERVERT!" Ayaka screamed.
"Damnit woman my EAR'S!" I covered them in mock pain and whined falling off of Jiraya. "Oh, my poor, poor, ears… Anyways, Your our Sensei with Kakashi! Tsunade's making you…" He sighed.
"I knew it was too good to be true… At least I get to train some beautiful women!"
"Let's just start training…" she sighed and I nodded and we both left Jiraya following 'Yay to perverts!' I grinned. Living in the Ninja world would be fun…