(Two Days Later)
DPOV
From downstairs I heard my phone ringing in my jacket pocket. This was in my room. Dammit. I dashed upstairs, grabbed my phone and looked at it. It was Stefan?
"Hello, brother dearest. How can I help you this fine day?" I asked sweetly, my voice dripping with sarcasm.
"Um... I kind of have to... Stay out here for a bit longer... You see, every time I get close to the bastard I lost my ring to, the sun just has to come up, so I have to hide under a bush while he gets away."
"First of all, language Stefan. Secondly, does he know you're after the ring, and thirdly, how much longer are we talking?"
"Indefinitely..." Stefan said. "Oh, and he doesn't know I'm after him, he's just naturally suspicious and moves around a lot.
"I think you better tell this to Elena. Boy, is she gonna kill you."
"Okay, you'd better put her on then."
I raced to Elena's room. She sat up abruptly when I barged in.
"What the hell? Get out!" She yelled at me. I think she was embarrassed, seeing as she had on only her bra and underpants, which I can't blame her as it was over a hundred degrees outside.
"What, so you can miss your chance to chat with your boyfriend?" I smiled deviously.
Elena sighed angrily and replied, "Give me the phone then."
"Elena? Listen I'm sorry but..." came Stefan's voice over the phone.
At this point I left the room. I personally do not care much to listen to Stefan all over again, so I went back downstairs and turned on the TV. I decided to watch some lame horror movie. It made me laugh.
EPOV
"Okay Stefan. Be careful. I love you."
"I love you too, but I need to go now, love. I will see you soon."
"I hope..." I whispered, but the phone had already gone dead. I put the phone back on Damon's desk and walked downstairs.
I was met by Damon, who was smirking.
"Heard the great news?" he grinned. "You get to stay with me!"
"Hurray." I sighed.
"You should be cheering. We're gonna have soooo much fun together..."
Suddenly, I found myself pressed up against the wall and Damon was kissing me. I tried to push him away but, being a vampire and all, he was too strong for me. Knowing that resistance was pointless, I just stood there and let him kiss me. After a minute or so, he pulled away.
"Are you finished?" I asked, angrily.
"For now." He said.
It was then I lost control and slapped Damon across the face. Hard.
"Shit, Elena! What the hell was that for?"
I didn't reply and just stormed upstairs into the shower.
DPOV
Well. That took me by surprise. I touched my cheek where Elena just slapped me and my hand came away red. Her nails had scratched me, so my cheek was bleeding. I sent my Power to my cheek and the wound healed instantly.
"Elena Gilbert, it is so payback time."
I crept upstairs into the bathroom where Elena was taking her shower. I opened the door a crack and saw that the shower curtain was covering Elena. Good. That meant she couldn't see me. I silently stole her clothes and towels, and then left to get her clothes in her room. I grinned evilly as I quickly threw them out the window into the backyard. Then I ran to my room and hid all traces of clothes in the basement. Now all she'd have to wear was the shower curtain. I did another quick once over of all drawers, wardrobes, loose floorboards, etc. All clear.
"Queue angry Elena scream." I smirked.
EPOV
"DAMON SALVATORE! WHEN I GET DOWN THERE I AM GOING TO SHOVE A STAKE SO FAR UP YOUR SORRY ASS THAT YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO GET IT BACK OUT!" I screamed as loud as I could. My face was as red as a berry as I pulled down the curtains to rap around myself. I heard hysteric laughing reply to my outburst.
"I would love to see you try!" Damon hooted. "No really! I would!"
I walked into Stefan's room and found that all my clothes were gone. They weren't on or under the bed, or in the wardrobe, drawers or Damon's room. Nowhere. I was screwed. I noticed the window was open a crack so I went over to shut it, only to find my clothes lying in a heap outside.
I found my brush and untangled my knotted hair. Then I adjusted the curtains to look like a wrap around dress. I looked in the mirror. I hope this stuns Damon.
After I calmed myself down so that my face was not red anymore, I gracefully descended the stairs straight into the living room where Damon was. His eyes widened a little when he saw me, but I ignored him as I walked straight outside and collected my clothes. As I turned around, Damon was there.
"Get out of the way, Damon." I threatened.
"Why? I was so looking forward to having a stake shoved up my ass." he smirked. "I guess my plans worked out better than I could have hoped for..." he murmured to himself as he looked me over.
My plans work too...
See you later, Damon, I thought to myself. I walked past him, then turned swiftly and gave him a shot of vervain. Damon collapsed instantly, so I dragged him onto the couch and drew a mustache and some glasses on his face with sharpie. Then, I hung a mirror from the lamp so that when he woke up, he would see my masterpiece. Finally, I ran out of the boarding house and took Stefan's car and drove back to Jenna's.
Just to let you know, I am not running because I'm a coward. I'm not running at all. I'm just going to let Jenna know I'm gonna be away for a little longer than planned...
DPOV
When I woke up I gasped in pain from the vervain Elena injected me with. It was still leaving my system so I would probably be hurting for another half an hour or so. I opened my eyes and boy oh boy did I get a shock. There was a mirror right in front of my face but that wasn't the problem. The problem was that Elena had doodled on my face with permanent marker.
"This is so war." I growled as I began the painful process of scrubbing off the marker.
A/N
I would just like to thank magicangel33 in advance for allowing me to borrow some of her ideas in my story. I highly recommend her story, Good Ol' Damon. It is a great tribute for Delena fans everywhere. Thank you. ;]
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