Sorry this one is so short guys. its just... i promised my BB Hami that i would write some more to The Call, so i am and I'm posting it today (hopefully). So i wanted another chappie at least for today. This one is mostly cuteness and humor. So there.

There will be a longer one tomorrow! I promise. 'Cause imma start in on the months till the countdown when the baby...pops. So. there's also a super-de-duper SECRET Cas is still keeping from Dean. Which'll help with my whole plot thingy, cus this kinda sorta not-really has one guys.

Dean: Wow. A plot. Well there's something you don't see every day with YOUR writing.

Me: JERK!

Dean: *smirk* Bitch.

Sam: HEY! *bitch-face* That's me and Dean's thing.

Gabe: Awe babe. its ok. At least she's not doing OUR thing.

Me: O.o What has been heard, cannot be unheard.

Cas: I could have fulfilled my entire existance without having those... mental pictures.

Eve: O.O MORE.

Disclaimer: Really? You don't know by now that i don't own and never will? That i just take them from Kripke's shelves and play with them just as badly as he does?

Dean and Castiel woke up early the next morning. Mostly due to the fact that Castiel's gut had twisted and he was running out of bed and throwing up the next second. Dean, of course, was there, the truth now known to him and making him jittery as he helped Castiel through his episode.

Once the angel was back in bed, Dean got up and started to get dressed. Castiel sat up, a soft look of confusion on his face. He was munching on saltines and was probably getting crumbs all over the bed. That would definitely be uncomfortable when they went to bed later.

"Where are you going Dean?" Castiel asked, and Dean smiled at the hint of hysteria in his voice.

"I'm going to Sam and Gabe because I want to tell them the amazing news," Dean responded as he leaned down to kiss the crumbs from Cas's lips. "About," another kiss, "The," a quick lick as he tasted salt, "Baby," Dean finished. He bumped noses with Cas. "Don't worry. I'll bring them over so we can-"

"No," Castiel suddenly snapped. For some reason he was now in a sour mood. "You can tell them. I'm exhausted. I don't feel like talking to them." He buried himself under the covers groaning as Dean stood by the bed and lifted an eyebrow.

Dean raised his hands in surrender, although Castiel couldn't see them. "Ok, ok. I'll go tell them. We'll probably go out for breakfast. Do want me to pick you up before we g-?"

"No," Castiel snapped back just as grumpy. "Just..." Now he sounded unsure. "Just bring me something back."

"Yeah," Dean said, smiling as he decided to humor him. "Like what?"

"Something with..." There was a moments silence under the pile of blankets that were essentially Castiel. "Something with walnuts," he finally said. There was a yawn.

Dean smiled and found Castiel's head under the blankets, giving his forehead a kiss. "Something with walnuts coming right up. Get some sleep Cas."

After a yawn, Castiel snapped, "I'm not sleeping." After another yawn, he admitted, "Just... resting my eyes... a bit." He was passed out by the time Dean was walking out the door, making sure to lock it behind him.

Dean made his way still smiling to his brother's and angel's room. He was going to be a dad. A dad to a half angel baby. Cas's baby. Wow. His life had just gotten a million times better. Maybe post apocalyptic life wouldn't be so bad after all.

Dean made it to room 45B and knocked. When he got no answer, he opened the unlocked door and walked in. And then he screamed and walked back out, slamming the door. "Holy shit, put some clothes on!" he bellowed behind him and into the room.

"Serves you right!" Gabriel yelled back from inside the room where he was untangling himself from a still sleepy Sam. "Moronic hunter, barging into our room while knowing that we're sexually active adults." Gabe shook his head and started to drag his boxers back on as Sam cackled maniacally while rolling around in bed.

"That was just great," Sam finally got out as he hauled his gigantic body out of the bed and went on a hunt for some underwear of his own.

"The early morning blow job or your brother being scarred for life?" Gabriel asked him seriously.

After a few minutes of actually thinking, Sam answered honestly, "Both."

It was a few minutes later that the motel room door opened and Dean was let in. He wrinkled his nose as he walked into the room and stopped Sam from closing the motel door. "Damn, it smells like sex and sweat in here. Keep the damn door open and let some fresh air in."

As Sam rolled his eyes and made a bitch face, Gabriel sniffed around and made a similar face. "Eeww. He's right. You stink Sam."Sam in turn rolled his eyes and finished tying his left shoe.

"So," Dean said, suddenly nervous. What if they didn't believe him? Hell, he barely believed him. "Um... I got some news. Well, Cas and I have some news but he's not up for coming over. Hell, he was down right pissy when it came down to it." There was a fond smile on his face that was making Sam smile and Gabe grin. Dean noticed and coughed self-consciously. "Uh, so, um, yeah."

Gabe blinked and let a small smile come to his face. "Ok. Spit it out, mutton-head."

Dean scowled and then his features abruptly went to unsure. "Um... Guess what? You wouldn't believe it but..."

"Yeah?" Sam asked.

"...Casispregnant," Dean said, rushing his words together.

Gabe blinked and then looked at Sam who shrugged. The archangel then shoved his pinky finger into his ear to clean it out of wax and then looked at Dean expectantly, saying, "Could you possibly...repeat that? In speeds listenable by human ears?"

Dean sighed, then took in a deep breath. "Castiel. Is. Pregnant. And... I'm the father..." Dean started to rub his neck, looking away from them. When he looked back, he was surprised.

Sam and Gabe started laughing. Laughing. Like there was no tomorrow. "Oh my God, did you see his face?" Gabriel said between chuckles.

Sam nodded. "That... that was awesome."

"What?" Dean said, his tone definitely angry. "I'm serious. He is having a baby. And it is mine."

Gabe nodded. "We know." Sam nodded too and wiped at a stray tear on his face, a smile plastered to his face.

"What?" Dean said, stupefied.

"Angel, remember?" Gabe said. "I saw it when he was puking his guts up."

Dean blinked as it clicked. "And you didn't say anything?" he hissed, getting into the shorter being's space.

"Would you have believed me?" Gabriel asked seriously.

Dean stepped back and blinked some more. Well, no. he wouldn't have. Huh. The archangel have his back. Who'd've thunk it? "Oh," Dean said.

"Mmmhmm. Oh, he says," Gabe said throwing his coat on. "You owe me breakfast Winchester."

Dean nodded absentmindedly. "Yeah. Was going anyway."

As they made their way outside, Sam said, "Isn't Cas coming?"

Dean shook his head. "Um... he was a little emotional this morning. Didn't want to come and talk to you guys."

Gabe groaned. "Oh God he was bitching already?"

Dean scowled shoving the angel into the Impala and then apologizing to his baby for getting angel schmuck on her. "No," he snapped. And then, "Well, kinda. But you shouldn't be complaining, you're not dealing with him every hour of the day."

Gabe groaned even louder. "Oh God, you're already bitching?"

Sam shoved him into the car smiling as Dean scowled and said, "You shouldn't be complaining. You're not the one dealing with him every hour of the day."

As Gabe burst out into laughter, Dean hit the gas and said, "That's it. No pancakes for you two."

"Yeah," Gabriel snorted. "Like that's ever stopped us."

"Eeww Gabe! Not those kinds of pancakes!"

"Oh...Sorry."

Me: Well?

Gabe: I kinda... love myself. yeah. 8D

Sam: *eyeroll*

Dean: *twitchtwitch* Oh God. Oh GOD. Gabe... full-frontal.

Cas: . Don'tlook, don'tlook, don'tlook.

Dean: *eyesclosed* C'mere babe. I'll sheild you from the ugly.

Cas: *blindly walks over*

Eve: I.I... O.O MORE!

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