I'm going to write this a little differently, just changing things slightly so that it doesn't feel like we've read this four times already, for starting I'm skipping the intro where they're introducing everyone I didn't care to type something we all know and read eight times over.
This will have Naruto paired with multiple women. However, this will not be a harem, and no amount of asking will change that.
Anyway, I own nothing, and shout out to the boi Mumei Mu and Elzerocrack, straight-up Goat.
"Welcome back to the first episode of Total Drama Island; now you've met most of our competitors, now for the last, our final competitor, Naruto Uzumaki!" Hopping off a small boat onto a rickety dock built 2x4 older than Tokyo while being held by rotten nails, and maybe a screw or two wasn't a charming start. All eyes were on him, standing straight with a small lovely smile. The last competitor, Uzumaki Naruto, has one good hand waiting to shake the man's hand.
Chris, something he honestly couldn't recall. The black-haired, short middle-aged man with a face met on T.V. returned.
"Moshi Moshi. Uzumaki, call me Uzumaki." Uzumaki wasn't tall; standing short of six feet, the teenager stuck out. His wild blond hair with a short stub of a ponytail. Bright blue eyes, a tan complexion, and three-lined birthmarks crossing his cheeks. Even under his clothing, he's better built than most other boys.
He is wearing a black shirt with a button or two underdone. A light orange jacket that a few noted the orange swirl onto a black and blue fan design on the back. However, the eye-catching detail is within the right arm. Folded, and the clip showing from the elbow down is missing entirely. His left arm sleeves pulled up from the heat, offering a full sleeve Tattoo, a golden giant three-headed fox clashing fist with a massive purple Samurai splitting the waves around him.
Finishing with regular blue slacks and a dusty old pair of all-stars, look closely; you could spot dried blood.
To many, the boys' voice held gravel to it.
"Uzumaki, it is, then. Now that everyone is accounted for, group up. Let's take a photo. To remember the first episode of Total Drama Island!" Chris yelled, far too excited for this to start. It was nice, all posing differently, just many kids being kids.
"Nice tats." A punk boy mumbled out, still holding his pose and waiting a full minute. "Who's the artist?"
"Guy named Sai, he's a great artist, just weird as hell. Couldn't ask for a better friend-" Wet, cold, they fell feet first into the water. Their weight snapped the dock in two, plummeting everyone into the ocean. Naruto has a single arm and yet beats the majority, only following behind a blond girl who seemed happy and a girl with one eyebrow.
"Couldn't ask for a better friend," Finishing his sentence helped the punk boy to his feet.
"Damn, for a cripple, you're strong as hell." Naruto didn't help him up; the boy yanked his arm out of the socket before getting to his feet.
"Trust me, you barely stand a chance now. With two arms? Never," Small talk, poking, shit-talking. It's fun to test one wit against someone.
"I'll remember that when I give you a tip." Shooting back, the punk had his smile, not helping others up like the blood boy.
"Thanks, but don't bother. After I win, I'll have enough for a prosthetic,"
"Campers!" Before the punk could keep up with this back-and-forth game, Chris drove near the shore with a four-wheeler, megaphone in hand, smiling, seeing them all soaked to the bone. "Ten minutes, dry up and meet me up here!"
Hated mumbling for the host swiftly began between some boys, the majority for the woman, mainly because they didn't have the luck to remove their soaked clothing and ring it out like the boys.
"Names Duncan."
"Uzumaki." With small talk filling their ears, ten minutes passed before everyone stood between the small group of buildings, with the host still holding that same smile.
"Welcome to Camp Wawanakwa, your home for the next eight months! The Campers sitting next to Ya are your competitors! Or maybe friends, allies, enemies, or if You're feeling brave, lovers." Dog barks? Check. Whistling? Check. Grunts, grones, and other noises one makes when they're disgusted? Check.
"The camper that stays here the longest, without being voted off, will win the grand prize of a hundred thousand dollars!" She yelled as they all smiled brightly with hope and determination.
"Excuse me," The punk of this group stepped forth with a somewhat cocky grin. "But what will the living arrangements be? Because I'd like to bunk with her." The girl flinched in pure disgust, hearing what came out of that kid's mouth.
"They're not co-ed, are they?" A question they all had in mind.
"Nope, gals on one side, boys on the other." Signs of groans and huffs of disappointment echoed out.
"How about a curfew?" Missing limb raised, Naruto didn't bother waiting to be called on.
"When a challenge is ready, it will start at six sharp and be random. I will not bother with a curfew, but take that as a warning. You'll need your sleep." With that smile, he begged them to stay up late; more injuries mean more ratings.
"Excuse me, Kyle. Can I have a cabin facing lake view since I'm the prettiest?"
"Damn, almost the size of Baa-chan?" Naruto mumbled under his breath, staring at the blond's massive bust.
"You are," He gave the girl a smile with that. "But no, that's not how this show works, and it's Chris." He wasn't happy being misnamed.
"Oh, I have to live with Sadie...Or I'll die!?"
"And I'll break out in hives!?"
"Stop. Both of you are girls, right?" Naruto spoke up, staring at the two sitting before him. "Then you'll live together." It's pretty easy to figure out.
"This can't be happening." A cute goth girl mumbled, rubbing her eyes in annoyance.
"Oh, c'mon, guys!" Pulling people in, the massive blond boy smiled so cheerfully. "It'll be fun! Like a massive sleepover!"
"Yo!" Chris yelled, grabbing their attention one more time. Somehow they all lose focus in ten entire seconds. "Now, I'll split you into two teams before anyone says anything. Yes, I know we have an odd number of competitors here. The last one wasn't allowed to make it; something about multiple personality disorder is making him a liability."
"However, seeing how he's dealing with a weakness no one else has. Deal with it! Naruto, step to your right." Said the boy followed his instruction well enough.
All eyes began floating on the one-arm teen.
"Psst, like I need two to beat each of you." The confidence he sure had plenty to spare. "Uzumaki, I'm not unwilling to break your rib, Mclean. This goes for all of you, Dattebayo." Catching a folded flag, the message was sent out ideally. Please don't call him Naruto unless you want a broken body.
"Alright, stand with the blonde over there when I call your name." He smiled, staring at the taller teen, watching the corner of Naruto's mouth twitch slightly.
"Courtney, Gwen, Heather, Izzy, Sadie, Noah, Harold, Geoff, Tyler, and Trent. The rest of the year to the right!" Throwing the last flag, both holders let go showing the two different flags.
"Awsome, Like totally awsome." That redhead boy, Harold, stared, for some odd reason, astonished at his team's flag.
"So, Cool!" The large boy yelled, seeing his own; they seemed to be the only ones excited about this.
"To the left, the Screaming Gophers! And on the right is Killer Bass." Native animals were given a strange action. Not that surprising.
"But Katies a Bass! I have to be a Bass!" The cubby girl cried with the other with a matching outfit, annoying everyone here.
"Sadie, is it?" Comforting the girl being separated a few inches away from her Twin? Ignoring the cute tan girl comforting that child, Naruto stepped into the private camera where one can express their thoughts without others knowing or anyone else hearing.
[confestional]
"You will be able to your innermost thoughts on a tape of video diaries. Anytime you want. Let those at home know your deepest thoughts and your real opinions. Or say something to get it off your chest." Chris explained to the viewing crowd.
"Ummm... So far, this sucks." Hunched over a girl wearing a black corset and dyed-haired, mumbled, not happy about anything. "At least I'm on a bigger team."
"I don't get it; where's the camera guy?" The busty blonde asked, not understanding a thing.
A bird putting lipstick on indeed wasn't expected by anyone.
A sizeable blond boy smiled. "Listen, everyone. I have something significant to say!" The boy began, well, blowing ass and giggling as he did.
"Fucking hell, what did that kid eat." Naruto gagged, stepping into the outhouse. "There's a ton of babes here; I guess Pervy-sage was right about that part." Rubbing his jaw, staring at the camera. "Wish me luck, Dattebayo." Leaving with that allowing a few more, those that cared to try it out.
"Any questions?" Seeing everyone raise their hand, the host smiled; he'll ignore them all. "Good, follow me. Time to see your living arrangements." Usually, there would be some excitement, but not with this group.
No one said anything following the host, already separating into separate teams, all knowing where they were sleeping.
"How did you lose your arm?" That ginger with glasses breathed out, staring at the boys missing arm. Everyone but Naruto and Harold seemed upset hearing the great forward question.
"Hmm, Lost it," Naruto said with a small smile. "Woke up in the morning, and it was gone." He wasn't lying about that part.
"Awsome." The nerd mumbled, staring at the missing limb. "You're like Guts." Naruto laughed at hearing that.
"Like Guts? I'm a bit of a struggle." Naruto didn't feel wrong; he didn't cower for having something missing. Stopping at the two cabins, they all saw at the dock.
"Bass on the east, Gophers on the west, the cabins are split down the middle on the side for guys and the other for girls. Your lugged will be waiting for you all there. Unpack, find your bed and grab your swim trucks. You'll need it for later." With that said, they all split into teams heading for their respective cabins.
"Uh, bunk beds?" They heard one of the girls cry, seeing what they all saw.
"I got bottom," Naruto said, being the first to call out a bed and hanging his jacket up, showing the thicker fabric of his long sleeve shirt, You couldn't tell underneath that jacket, but the boy was fit.
"Top for me then." If he recalls correctly, Trent placed his guitar down, throwing his duffle bag up. "So, what are your guys' thoughts so far." You can see how nervous he was asking that as they all unpacked.
"This is Awsome."
"Yea, totally awesome." The thin boy, Noah, rolled his eyes, hearing the nerd say 'awsome' for the tenth time in ten minutes.
"It'll be chill; just think of the babes." Geoff laughed, not bothering to unpack, instead laying on his bed and taking last minute nap.
"Hehe, yea, the babes. Whoo!"
Laughing at the two, Naruto and Trent began leaving trunks underneath, ready for whatever was next. They didn't expect a boy from a different team to be thrown face first from the girls' side.
"Kid thought he had a game," Naruto said, watching the girls slowly emerge. "Can't blame him for trying."
"Where is the outlet?" The busty blond girl asked, stepping out. "I have to plug in my straightener."
"There should be a few in the communal bathrooms, just that way." Chris smiled, still waiting for the rest of them.
"Communal? But I'm not catholic?"
"Not communion, Communal." She still didn't understand what the host was saying.
"Means we shower together, idiot." That goth girl barely mumbled under her breath, sitting down on the steps of her cabin.
"Oh, come one!" The blonde began to cry of all things.
"Two hours in, and already someone is crying," Naruto mumbled, sitting on the cabin steps like the goth girl. Feeling a nug on his, should Trent made a strange motion with his head.
Getting back up, allowing the music boy to try whatever chance he thought he might have.
"Hey Chris, there any Shaperons?" Geoff asked, stepping out after hearing all that crying.
"You all are 16, the same age as camp counselors. I'm sure you can take care of yourself, now hurry up, all of you. Ten minutes; we have more to do!" Tapping his wrist, everyone got the message.
"Really?" The goth asked, seeing the three boys on her team give each other knuckles hearing the news.
"You wanna be babysat?" Naruto asked, staring at the moody teenager.
"No, but you people need to." She snapped, not expecting the blond to smile hearing her snap at him.
Before he could answer, a scream was heard from the other cabin. Gwen watched the three boys begin running to see whatever was happening, blowing the hair out of her face. She was sure it was something stupid.
Gwen was right, and the three boys stood outside the other team's cabin witnessing Duncan killing a bug with an ax and looking so proud of himself, acting as if no one could have achieved what he just did.
"Overkill,"
"Yea, but I got us an ax, so I'm fine with it." The punk smiled at that fact; he swung an ax killing something, even if it was just a bug.
"Let's just ensure we use it for firewood from now on?" Naruto said, finding this rather ridiculous.
"No promises." The punk said, tossing the ax at the three. Naruto caught it without much of a problem. While the other two flinched, causing the punk to laugh.
"Anyway, McClane said, get ready in fifteen." With that said, he made sure the boys, counting that short one thrown earlier, weren't bothering anyone else and leaving just the boys standing between the cabins, all small talking, watching the blonde toss and spin the ax.
"So, gonna sound a little rude, but anyone calling dibs?" That short one, Cody, spoke up from the slight chattering and stood silently. "Cause that Gwen girl is pretty nice." He laughed like many of the others.
"Yeah, she's something alright, but word from experience, those girls will break your heart, trust me on that," Naruto said, keeping up with the tricks he was performing.
"Speeking form experience? I'm sure she's different from what you experience." Trent spoke up, like all but the punk keeping a good step away from the ax twirler.
"Don't say I didn't warn you; the girl still has me wrapped around her finger. Besides, remember this, lads, don't be weird. This goes double for you, Cody." Naruto laughed, hearing the offended 'hey' from the teenager.
"Says you," Noah spoke up, causing the big fellow to laugh for whatever reason.
"Where did you learn to do that, Naru?" Owen, the giant boy, asked.
"Owen," Stopping his tricks, they met eyes. "Don't call me Naru ever again, Uzumaki. You all call me Uzumaki." The big guy started backing down, sweating and mumbling apologizes under his breath, unable to meet his fellow blond's eyes.
"Pretty fair for a guy with an ax, right boys." Duncan met plenty of people; he met a lot of folks he could stomp out, but he is excellent at knowing who will stomp him out. Uzumaki is one of those people.
He respects those people.
"If you don't mind, why?" Trent asked, never before meeting someone so serious about their last name.
"Not at all; I'm from Japan, and my clan, the Uzumaki Clan, was a famous group of warriors and heroes since the era of Nobunaga. My family was the reason the Mongol invasion of Japan failed. During the second world war, my clan disagreed with Emperor Hirohito. The Japanese military slaughtered the people living on the surrounding islands and took up arms alongside China and the U.S. Because of that, my clan was slaughtered, and only a small amount escaped or survived." He said with a wide smile showing his pride and love for his family's history.
Even in the face of death, Uzumaki stood on their feet, never backing down from what they believed was right. An Uzumaki protects those around them, and one of the last will do the same.
"To my knowledge, I'm the last Uzumaki, and everyone will know that." No one expected that after this history of listening to the Uzumaki name, there would be minutes of silence.
"That Heather girl has nice legs," Naruto spoke taking, bringing everyone back on the girl talk topic. That topic lasted, and Duncan agreed to lead Tyler to comment on Lindsey, to Noah saying something about Eva of all people. Geoff liked Bridgets' calm surfer vibe; Harold was already head over heels for Lashswana. Cody and Trent already had a thing for Gwen and were relatively relaxed. Let the best man win kind of vibes between the two of them.
"Trent, who's that girl with those cute freckles on her nose? Short one in sandals?"
"One with green tights?" Trent knowing a face, not a name, asked back.
"Yea, what's her name?"
"Courtney," Noah answered, pointing at the girls, finally stepping out, ready for whatever awaited.
"You shouldn't be doing that." Naruto smiled, hearing her voice speak of the devil, Courtney seeming somewhat concerned as they all do with the blonde tossing an ax around himself.
"Guys wanna see me nail the flag pole?" Naruto asked, tossing the weapon, tool, whatever they considered it into the air. The boys cheered for it, and some girls wanted to see it, so he did, catching the end, throwing it where it struck arm level into the flag pole, shaking the whole thing.
There is no harm in screwing around confidently, of course.
"Nice job Uzu; now let's go. We don't have all day." Chris said, cutting the darker completion girl off. Unlike Owen, he didn't buckle, seeing the boy's eyes narrow and hearing the name he loves cut short.
"Follow!" And so they did. Naruto watched Courtney catch up, not done telling him her thoughts.
He didn't notice, but she was short, barely reaching his collarbone in her wedge sandals.
"You could have hurt someone with that!" She didn't appear that merry about his little trick.
"If someone could have gotten hurt, I wouldn't do it. Have some faith freckles."
"Faith? You were tossing an ax around! As a C.I.T.-"
"Cit?" He knew what it met. "Like the candy?"
"Consuler in training." She dropped the issue with the ax throw.
"That's cool; you must have some crazy stories." He's distracting her; that's all he was doing. You could see her chest swell with pride, and she truly felt accomplished for what she had achieved.
"Good thing I have you on my team, then." He beamed as they all entered the mess hall.
The mess hall is rather bare, having only two tables with enough seats for an entire team plus one; through a window, a more prominent dark skin man in a cook's attire murmured beneath his breath, finalizing whatever he was cooking. Man didn't appear too cheerful cooking for them all.
"You must imply my team." She said back, smiling at someone finally allowing her to talk about her experience.
It will be the reason she wins, after all.
Looking down, the boy was about to say something, only for a roar from the cook to interrupt him completely.
"I serve it three times a day, and you will eat it three times a day!" He roared with a voice full of gravel. "Grab a tray, get your food, sit down, and shut it!" Only someone with sub-double-digit I.Q. would edge this man off. Sadly, all falling in line is a great way to describe them for some.
"Excuse me, but will we get all the major food groups?" That side ponytail girl asked beside Harold.
"Yea, cuz when I don't get enough sugar, Hypoglycaemic real bad."
"You'll get a whole can of shut the fuck up!" He roared, causing the two to run away.
"Arigato Chief," Naruto said, not bothered by the food on his tray. Unlike everyone else not enjoy the simple food, nor did he have trouble eating it like everyone else.
You don't get the right to choose or complain about living as he has.
"How can you eat this stuff?" Courtney questioned as everyone watched, the only person willing to eat without questions asked.
"Because I'm hungry; get to it; you'll need a full stomach." He didn't enjoy the food at all, not in the slightest, but he wasn't going to fail this because he refused to eat some poorly made food.
He also ate and made for worse on multiple occasions. As he ate, the C.I.T. kept with her bragging about her experience; it was rather humorous in his eyes. He couldn't help but recall one of the many quotes on the life he 'borrowed' from others.
Confessional-Naruto
"That Courtney girl is trying to sell me why she should be a leader." He yawned, brushing leftover food from the side of his mouth. "She reminds me of her a little, but besides the point. I refuse to play horse to a king weaker than me." He said, trying to act far more remarkable than he was, hoping no one knew where the quote was from. Could he get sued?
Jumping, hearing the thump of a blade hitting the wall, Naruto blinked, surprised to see the somewhat shirtless Geoff cowering. What dumb shit did that kid say?
"Good, now with everyone stuffed and ready, our first challenge starts! Follow me, boys and girls!" With that, they all mumbled, for Naruto was the only person that ate anything.
Many worried, whispering with each other about what to expect, and fools asked how hard it could be. Others didn't seem to care, wanting to finish and end it all, and some, like Uzumaki and Courtney, grew at the chance to prove themselves or chase some blood-rushing fun.
So when they all reached the top of the cliff facing the open water, a blond boy held a large smile, knowing what was to come.
"Okay, campers, today we have a three-way challenge; first, each member must jump from this thousand-foot cliff into the lake below." Pausing for the viewers at home. "Looking down, you can see two circles. The small one is the safe zone, while the outer one is the interesting one."
"Piece of cake." A Blond ponytail girl is wearing a one-piece with a surfing logo in the center.
"Finally, someone that agrees, the fun zone is infected with starved-crazed man-eating sharks waiting to say high to everyone!" Chris spoke, rolling back and forth on his heels. "For every person the makes it into the safe zone, you will be given a crate which will put brought to the cabins by the respective team to build a groovy hot tub. The will of this challenge will be given a wagon to make the second part easier for the losing team. You will be sending someone home tonight!"
Chris smiled, seeing the glaring and overall annoyance the two teams had with the next-door girl.
"So, who wants to go fi-" It was a flash of yellow and orange; before the host could explain in further detail before anyone else could even try to say a word, the Uzumaki boy leaped off the cliff, a bright smile on his face.
Feeling the wind blow through his hair and metering the water. Opening his blue eyes, he didn't care where he landed. The lack of sharks made clear, breath still yelled. He smiled, staring at the surface of the water.
This will be fun.