(A/N) Here's the hilarious chapter of 'Raised Killer', Enjoy and I don't own Naruto..Believe me, I wish
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Oh, Even If I didn't like my crazy side..but all the shit I been though..and he..puts..a..COLLAR ON ME!!! That is enough!!
I sat on a couch in the supposed livingroom of this Akatsuki base, I stared at the long leather leash hanging from my collar.. Pein has placed these stupid things on me, No matter how much I protested, and dumped me alone in the livingroom..
Yea..I like being quiet and depressed..BUT IT IS HARD WHEN I'M SO DAMNED PISSED!!! Now Pein has me cussing, I sighed as I averted my eyes to calm down. I counted backwards from ten, then counted up to ten..It seemed to calm me down somewhat.
"OH!! A PET!!" I quickly turned to look at a doorway, A man wearing a orange swirled mask pointed at me. So, He just saw me and called me a pet..damnit.
I sunk in my seat on the huge couch when the man ran infront of me, I could tell he was overly hyper "What's pet's name?!" He cheered loudly, I stared at him. I can already tell, He's going to seriously get on my nerves.
"Misaro.." I said slowly, The man jumped up and down excitedly "Tobi's has to show his sempais!" He yelled as he grabbed my leash, My eyes widened. He is not going to really-
I was snapped from my thoughts as he began to drag me, I felt how my throat was calling me a complete idiot. I quickly flipped and placed my hands on the floor trying to make him stop dragging me.
He felt a yank and looked over his shoulder, He had stopped running (THANK GOD!!) I glared up at him "I can walk on my own, You don't have to drag me" I said through clenched teeth, The man tilted his head.
"Tobi thought pet was following" Duh, I was following..Because You Were Dragging Me!! "My name is Misaro, Not pet" I hissed the word out, The man chuckled "Lets go to show Tobi's sempais!" He tugged roughly on my leash.
I quickly stood from all fours and walked beside of the man, I dared him to start to drag me again..He must not have gotten the memo..Because that's exactly what he did.
When he finally had stopped at a hallway filled with alot of different doors, I was coughing and gasping for breath. I flipped onto my stomach and was thinking that picking the right choice was right after all.
Loud fast knocking filled the huge hallway, I looked up at Tobi. "Deidara-sempai! Tobi has a new pet!!" I narrowed my eyes, Like hell I'm his pet "Tobi! I'm Not Watching It, un!" The door swung open, I looked at the person curiously.
They looked from the man, Tobi, then their one visible eye looked down at me still lying on my stomach on the floor, They rose a blonde eye brow "She's your pet, un?" The man/woman? asked..sounded like a man..but from here..looks like a woman..I don't see any boo-..WHY AM I LOOKING FOR BREAST??
"Tobi found her alone in the livingroom! Tobi Claims Her!!" Tobi cheered, I instantly looked to him..claim me? Heh, I don't think so. I took this as my cue, I stood up ignoring my burning neck.
"I do not belong to you" I said looking to Tobi, Who bowed his head letting out a whine "So, You're everyone's, un?" I looked to the man, At least I think it's a man.
"No" I replied bitterly, He grabbed the leash "This has the Akatsuki designs on it, un" He said looking back up at me, I jumped "I-I..No one claims me!" I yelled stomping my foot, I felt a smack on my head.
"Bad girl!" I looked utterly surprised at the blonde..He..no..He just didn't.. "Maybe she's hungry" Tobi chirped looking to the man, Deidara.
I snarled "I Am Not A Pet!!" I yelled, I was once again smacked on top of head..but this time harder "Bad! No! un!" Deidara yelled at me.
". . ." My eye twitched, He looked at me daringly "That's a good girl" I was patted on top of the head gently, I narrowed my eyes at the blonde "Go To HELL!!!" I screamed slapping his hand away.
I was quickly greeted by the hard surface of the floor on my butt, As I got slapped roughly. I stared surprised at the two, Deidara pointed at me "No Yelling! Bad! That's a no no! un" I felt as my eye twitched, He's has to be kidding.
"Tobi! Are you even going to punish her?" I felt like laughing, crying and going on a killing spree right now.
"Tobi doesn't want to hurt pet! Pet's too cute!" Tobi yelled to Deidara. Who seems to love hitting me.
"How is she going to behave if you let her do whatever, un?!" Yea, I get to do whatever I want..That was sarcasm
"B-But.." Tobi must not be able to defend his right, I felt as my leash was yanked.
"If you are not going to take responsibility for her, I will, un" Wait..what?
"Fine, Only if Tobi can visit her anytime he wants!" Woah, Hold the phone!
"Maybe, un" Okay, I'm getting scared.
"Okay, Bye bye pet!" I was shocked into silence processing what just happened..no..please no.. I looked to the retreating back of Tobi, I almost felt like crying.
"C'mon little one" I felt as my leash was tugged but I refused to move, I didn't even want to look at the man. I felt another tug, I still refused to move. I felt a hard yank catching me off guard and I was quickly dragged into the room.
He shut his door and looked down at me curiously, I simply stared back before narrowing my eyes. If only looks could kill. "What's your name, un?" He asked, I didn't reply.
"Aren't going to answer me, un?" I kept my lips sealed, This man already pushed the wrong buttons on me "Fine then, I'll call you Fifi" I glared at him, He gave me a slight smirk. I quickly looked away from him.
"Misaro" I said out in a huff, The man left out a 'Hmm' "I think I like the name Fifi better" I quickly looked at him, He was looking thoughtful..He just doing this to get on my nerves!
"I don't care what you like, My name is Misaro..and it's staying that way" I growled out, I felt as I was hit over top of my head with a rolled up..MAGAZINE?!?!
"That's not being a good girl, Fifi" Oh, How badly I wanted to rip of his head..Grrrr. I gave him a glare, Daring him to hit me again..and he did....
I'M GOING TO KILL HIM!!!!
"Stop!" I yelled grabbing the magazine ripping it from his grip "Stop calling me Fifi, Stop calling me a bad girl and STOP hitting me!" I yelled seething, I never thought I'd ever get so pissed in my life! GOD!
"If you stop being a bad dog then I wouldn't have to hit you, un" He replied smugly. ". . ." I sunk to the floor curling up into a ball.
"I leave you alone, You leave me alone" I said through clenched teeth, There was no reply. But I got my answer when he started to walk away, GOOD RIDDANCE!!
I felt a tug on my leash..
Dammit
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No.. He-He..HAS TO BE KIDDING!!! This is all just a cruel joke! He Can't Be Serious!!
"Stay! Wait here, un" Deidara left the room..just right after walking into the huge kitchen/diningroom, He tied me to a table leg and was now walking off..To only god knows where..
I blinked when the room was empty, Fuck staying! I'm going to leave! I grabbed the leash and tried to untie his tight knot, After several attempts..I gave up. I sat down on the floor with a huff.
"That bitch slapped me" A cocky voice entered my ears "Then I fucking killed her", Two people walked into the Kitchen/Diningroom. I slowly backed up under the table, Watching them curiously.
One was someone I knew, Kakuzu..the other..Had silver hair..that's all I could see, Because he was searching the huge fridge. "Hidan, I couldn't give a damn" The man I knew, Kakuzu growled out. Yet, The other one seemed so familair.
"You should, Because she stole some of your money" The silver haired man replied, Kakuzu seemed to freeze. "How in the hell did she?" I'm just going to take a guess, Kakuzu must be sensitive about his..money.
"Because I borrowed some to fucking play poker" The silver haired man turned around, My eyes widened. He's that man out of the window! I must've moved because I soon noticed two pairs of eyes on me.
I stared quietly at them. The silver haired man, Kakuzu called him Hidan, smirked "Since when did we get our own fucking whore?" Hidan said looking at me curiously while I was still on all fours under the table.
He did not just... Hidan crouched down holding out his hand "Come here, I won't fucking hurt you..I just wanna fuckin play" Yea, That makes me want to go to you.
"Hidan, Leave her alone" I looked to Kakuzu, Hidan growled as he stood back up "Finally we get another fucking sex toy and you won't let me fucking have her?" . . . I'd rather be a pet "You're a fucking bastard!" Hidan yelled glaring at Kakuzu.
"Why're you here?" Oh, So finally someone cares, I sighed as I sat down "I refused Pein's offer, So he made me.." I paused narrowing my eyes "a pet" I hissed out, The two men stared at me then Kakuzu sighed.
"I thought you would actually have some sense" I looked surprised at him "You'll change your mind soon, Because being our pet..Is harder than you think" Kakuzu replied, I crossed my arms over my chest "I'm starting to figure that out" I said through clenched teeth.
My eyes widened as Hidan crouched down right infront of me, I jumped back out of surprise. He smirked at me, His hands went to the leash that was tied to the table leg. I stared intently as he started to untie the impossible knot.
He successfully did too, Hidan gave me a smirk that sent chills down my spine "C'mon little puppy, Lets fucking play in my room" I stared wide eyed at him, Starting to wonder...Stay and wait for the prick Deidara, Or go with the cursing man..who is most likely a pervert.
I narrowed my eyes, Such a hard decision "Don't make me spank you.." Hidan paused "Oh wait, Doesn't fuckin matter to me" I looked surprised at him, I then stood looking at him intently.
"I'm going to make this clear to both of you" I glared at them "I. Am. Not. A. Dog" I growled out, Kakuzu shook his head. The next I knew, My face had slammed onto the hard ground.
I looked up at the one who held my leash, Hidan had a smirk as the pain started to settle in. I narrowed my eyes, I was starting to like the thought of Deidara more and more.
"What are you doing?" We quickly turned to the door, I sighed..I didn't mean it literally.. Deidara stood looking sternly at Hidan. They continued to glare at each other after a few moments.
Kakuzu sighed and left..leaving me alone with these two, Great "She's mine" I looked to Deidara, I'm Not A Pet!! "If so, Just let me fucking borrow her for the night" I glared at Hidan, Like hell I would spend the night with you!
"Fine" Wait..what?! I watched as Deidara glared at me "Just don't kill her, un" I gaped at him, No..he..he..can't be serious!! "Deal" Hidan said smugly, Deidara turned and walked away.
". . ." I felt a tug on my leash, I was frozen stiff. "Lets fuckin go play, Puppy" I looked to the smirking Hidan..
God, Help me
Hidan got fed up with waiting, So he began dragging me..WOULD EVERYONE STOP DOING THAT!! Gah! I glared at Hidan "Like hell I'm going with you!" I yelled standing up turning the opposite direction, I began to run while twisting in hopes of getting him to release me.
He must've had a loose grip because I felt as the leash was dropped, I smiled and starting running as fast as I possibly could.. I made twists and turns down stairs and hallways, I had no clue where I was going..I didn't care, I Just Wanted To Get Out Of Here!!
I quickly started to get tired, I guess two years of non exercise can really effect a body.. I was met with a dead end, I groaned and leaned against a wall breathing heavily. My lungs and legs were burning like fire, I felt like passing out.
I slid down the wall sitting on the ground, I then curled into a ball..
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(A/N) This is just day one of the torture Misaro is going to endure, Just to not disappoint her family who raised her to be good. Please review and no flames, Thank you!