Disclaimer: Champions is not mine!
Welcome to my world!
Welcome to my world! Won't you come and play?
I promise not to hurt you, if you'll only stay.
Aw, you grown ups are all the same...
Oh! I know! Do you want to play a game?
Look at all the fun we're having!
I'm so sad that your not laughing...
Hey! Stop that! Stop that -now-!
Or else I'll kill you! No, don't ask how!
Why are you still crying?
Do you think that I am lying?
Oh, good, you stopped!
Now you're head won't get chopped!
Oh not again, I didn't mean to make you cry!
Stop that! Or you'll die!
Oh, look how time learned to fly!
Chop chop, and goodbye!
[Heard on security footage at Saint James Mental institute, during visiting hours of Tija Marclone. Video is not available for this recording.]