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Osamu do you ever learn

Chapter 3 Time to tell old friends

"Mendou" Ataru said, "Can I tell you something." "Depends Moroboshi, what is the subject?" Mendou asked. "Osamu's back." Ataru replied. "Your joking." Mendou said. "Ask Hulk Hogan, he knows." Ataru said. "Damn Moroboshi already, well then let's get help, and not Megane." Mendou said. "Ok." Ataru said.

Ataru and Mendou walked to Ten. "Oh you two here to confuse me more. First you guys are gone for 4 days, then when you come back Ataru and Lum finally get married. Where were you?" Ten asked. Ataru then says everything about Osamu, and that Lum was enslaved and they need his help. "LUM'S BEEN ENSLAVED! YOU IDIOT!" Ten yelled. "Well will you help?" Mendou asked. "Yes, but because she's family and nobody enslaves her." Ten said. "Mendou you still have that ship?" Ataru asked. "Yes." Mendou said. "We need anyone else's help?" Ataru asked. "Nope" Mendou said. "Well then let's get going." Ten said. "Hey that's my line." Ataru said.

Authors Note: Sorry it took so long to update but with school in now it's hard. It's just last week was fall break. Next chapter will be longer, sorry this was short. Please review.