I'm not Rumiko Takahashi and I don't own Urusei Yatsura.
Osamu do you ever learn
Chapter 6 What can they really do
"Moroboshi can you really do this?" Mendou asked as he was held by the guards. "Sure I can just watch." Ataru said
"The following contest is a 2 on 5 hardcore gauntlet match, and if someone interferer's the team their on the behalf of will be DQ'd."
The secret side of me, I never let you see
I keep it caged but I can't control it
So stay away from me, the beast is ugly
I feel the rage and I just can't hold it
"Introducing first, from Tomobiki Japan, weighing in at 216lbs, Ataru Moroboshi."
It's scratching on the walls, in the closet, in the halls
It comes awake and I can't control it
Hiding under the bed, in my body, in my head
Why won't somebody come and save me from this, make it end?
I feel it deep within, it's just beneath the skin
I must confess that I feel like a monster
I hate what I've become, the nightmare's just begun
I must confess that I feel like a monster
I, I feel like a monster
I, I feel like a monster
My secret side I keep hid under lock and key
I keep it caged but I can't control it
'Cause if I let him out he'll tear me up, break me down
Why won't somebody come and save me from this, make it end?
I feel it deep within, it's just beneath the skin
I must confess that I feel like a monster
I hate what I've become, the nightmare's just begun
I must confess that I feel like a monster
I feel it deep within, it's just beneath the skin
I must confess that I feel like a monster
I, I feel like a monster
I, I feel like a monster
It's hiding in the dark, it's teeth are razor sharp
There's no escape for me, it wants my soul, it wants my heart
No one can hear me scream, maybe it's just a dream
Maybe it's inside of me, stop this monster
I feel it deep within, it's just beneath the skin
I must confess that I feel like a monster
I hate what I've become, the nightmare's just begun
I must confess that I feel like a monster
I feel it deep within, it's just beneath the skin
I must confess that I feel like a monster
I've gotta lose control, he something radical
I must confess that I feel like a monster
I, I feel like a monster
I, I feel like a monster
I, I feel like a monster
I, I feel like a monster
The song turned off and then next this song came on…
I'm just a step away
I'm just a breath away
Losing my faith today
Falling off the edge today
"And his partner, from her cage in the throne room, weighing in at 15lbs, Little Slave girl!" Ataru then started arguing with the announcer, "Her name is Lum, and she's from Oniboshi!" Ataru yelled. "Osamu told me too and he gave her no choice." The announcer said back.
I am just a man
Not superhuman
I'm not superhuman
Someone save me from the hate
It's just another war
Just another family torn
Falling from my faith today
Just a step from the edge
Just another day in the world we live
I need a hero to save me now
I need a hero, save me now
I need a hero to save my life
A hero will save me just in time
I've gotta fight today
To live another day
Speaking my mind today
My voice will be heard today
I've gotta make a stand
But I am just a man
I'm not superhuman
My voice will be heard today
It's just another war
Just another family torn
My voice will be heard today
It's just another kill
The countdown begins to destroy ourselves
I need a hero to save me now
I need a hero, save me now
I need a hero to save my life
A hero will save me just in time
I need a hero to save my life
I need a hero, just in time
Save me just in time
Save me just in time
Who's gonna fight for what's right?
Who's gonna help us survive?
We're in the fight of our lives
And we're not ready to die
Who's gonna fight for the weak?
Who's gonna make 'em believe?
I've got a hero, I've got a hero
Living in me
I'm gonna fight for what's right
Today I'm speaking my mind
And if it kills me tonight
I will be ready to die
A hero's not afraid to give his life
A hero's gonna save me just in time
I need a hero to save me now
I need a hero, save me now
I need a hero to save my life
A hero will save me just in time
(I need a hero)
Who's gonna fight for what's right?
Who's gonna help us survive?
(I need a hero)
Who's gonna fight for the weak?
Who's gonna make 'em believe?
I've got a hero
I need a hero
A hero's gonna save me just in time
Then the first two Osamu picks came out.
You think you know me
On this day I see clearly everything has come to life
"And the opponents from Toronto Ontario Canada, at a combined weight of 345lbs, Adam Copeland and Jason Reso." Said the announcer as the duo came from the crowd. "Hey he didn't call us by what we wanted to be called." Jason complained, "I'll file a lawsuit against him." "Shut up and we'll go fight. It's a chance to wrestle." Adam said as the two seventeen year olds headed toward the ring.
A bitter place and a broken dream
And we'll leave it all behind
On this day it's so real to me
Everything has come to life
Another chance to chase a dream
Another chance to feel
Chance to feel alive
On this day I see clearly everything has come to life
A bitter place and a broken dream
And we'll leave it all, leave it all behind
I'll never long for what might have been, No
Regret won't waste my life again, No
I won't look back
I'll fight to remain
On this day I see clearly everything has come to life
A bitter place and a broken dream
And we'll leave it all behind
On this day it's so real to me
Everything has come to life
Another chance to chase a dream
Another chance to feel
Chance to feel alive, Oooooooh
Fear will kill me, all I could be
Lift these sorrows
Let me breathe
Could you set me free
Could you set me free
On this day I see clearly everything has come to life
A bitter place and a broken dream
And we'll leave it all behind
On this day it's so real to me
Everything has come to life
Another chance to chase a dream
Another chance to feel
Chance to feel alive.
"Ring!" The match had begun and Adam having experience beating people up in school was ready. Adam was having problems with someone named Michael Cole. He started by calling him a tool when he was in computer class. But that's another story. Adam started a lock up with Ataru. Jason did a lock up with Lum but reached for her bra. Jason was huge pervert. Jason always had a past of thinking everything (expect sexual harassment) could be solved with law suits. One time he was in a wrestling unit but lost most of his matches. He kept on saying they cheated so he kept saying "My parents are gonna sue you.". But that's also another story. He missed and Lum kicked him in "the spot". "AH!" Jason yelled. "Pervert." Lum said to him. Adam then already had knocked Ataru out of the ring, then went for a chair. He started heading towards Lum and, "BAM!" "AH!" Lum yelled as he hit her in her whip scars. Ataru then came in the ring with a sledge hammer and knocked him in the back of the head with it. Ataru then scooped him up and DDT'd him and went for the cover. "1! 2! 3!" the ref counted Then new music hit
So, you think you're untouchable?
Word life
This is basic thuganomics
Then a kid from West Newberry Massachusetts named John Anthony came out in rapper clothes.
This is ba-basic thuganomics
Word life
I'm untouchable but I'm forcing you to feel me
Word life
This is bas-basic thuga-thuga-thuganomics
Word life
I'm untouchable but I'm forcing you to feel me
Whether fighting or spitting
My discipline is unforgiving
Got you backing up in a defensive position
An asskickin' anthem
Heavyweight or bantam
Holding camps for ransom
A microphone phantom
Teams hit the floor, it's the new fight joint
Like a broken needle, kid you missin' the point
We dominate your conference with offense
That's no nonsense, my theme song hits
Get your reinforcements
We strike quick with hard kicks, duckin' nightsticks
Bare knuckles makes you fight this, beat you lifeless
Never survive us, you're forgot like Alzheimer's
Two-faced rappers walk away with four shiners
The war rhymer, turning legends to old-timers
My insides is like a viper biting through your one-liners
New Deadman Inc, and we about to make you famous
Taking over earth and still kicking in Uranus
Word life
This is basic thuganomics
This is ba-basic thuganomics
Word life
I'm untouchable but I'm forcing you to feel me
Word life
This is bas-basic thuga-thuga-thuganomics
Word life
I'm untouchable but I'm forcing you to feel me
You ain't advanced enough to process potential for medical concepts
The objects are foreign, like block tests, arts and sex
Are complex regardless of your finesse and your fitness
It's a condition of business
Your lame vision of an underground physical image
I'm underneath to undermine your whole typical image
With the precision of percentages, and the collision of sentences
Poetry, beats and mics, we untouchable like Ridges
Sluts with no prevaceses, streets unite
We rock brighter with dumber beats
Yo cats couldn't come this hot if they burst off in the summer heat
But get two tapes, kill your birds the first time
Your friendly state worthy of my filler or worse rhymes
I'm better than knights, check the veteran stripes
Leave you beside yourself in fear, I'll kill you and bury you twice
Despite the cover of night, tracking your flight
Like Guerrilla Warfare, where the grass is dense
Approaching me is a quick way to get referred to in the past tense
Said that, when the lights or mic is on
The crowd is dead, like it in the mission when you're on the titantron
Word life
This is basic thuganomics
This is ba-basic thuganomics
Word life
I'm untouchable but I'm forcing you to feel me
Word life
This is bas-basic thuga-thuga-thuganomics
Word life
I'm untouchable but I'm forcing you to feel me
He then started attacking Ataru. "Stupid Japanese, USA rules!" John said. Lum then came and kicked him in the side. "Racist!" Lum yelled. Jason then came from behind and attacked her. He then he remembered what Osamu told him to do. He told him to spear and humiliate her. When she got up he charged at her but was speared by Ataru. Ataru seconds before had held his own with John and knocked him out and got back in the ring. When Jason was down Ataru went for the cover. "1! 2! 3!" Then another song came on.
It's time to play the to play the game!Hahahahaha. It's all about the game, and how you play it.
Then a Teenager named Paul Levesque from Greenwich Connecticut.
All about control, and if you can take about your debt, and if you can pay 's all about pain, and who's gonna make it. I am the game, you don't wanna play me.I am control, no way you can change me.I have heavy debts, no way you can pay meI am the pain, and I know you can't take over your shoulder, ready to a cleveland pitch, from a smoking gun.I am the game, and I make the move on out, or you can die like a and figure out what my move's gonna on over sucker, why don't you ask 't you forget there's a price you can pay.'cause I am the game and I want to play. It's time to play the to play the game! It's all about the game, and how you play 's all about control, and if you can take 's all about your debt, and if you can pay 's all about the pain, and who's gonna make it. I am the game, you don't wanna play me.I am control, there's no way you can change me.I am your debts, and no you can't pay me.I am your pain, and I know you can't take me. Play the game, your gonna be the gonna change your name, your gonna die in flames. Time to play the game! It's time to play the game!It's time to play the game!It's time to play the game! Time to play the game!
Paul then brutally attacked Ataru with the sledge hammer that Ataru dropped on the stage. He then also did what Osamu told him to do and Pedigree him. He then successfully hit it and busted Ataru wide open. "DARLING!" Lum shouted as Paul went for the cover. "1! 2!" Lum then kicked Paul in the spot that it hurts. She then looked at John on the floor. In a Hardcore match falls count anywhere. She then went out and punted him in the skull. She then went for the cover. "1! 2! 3!" Then last but not least.
Look at me, my depth perception must be off again
Cause this hurts deeper than I thought it did
Osamu then came out with a whip at hand.
It has not healed with time
It just shot down my spine _ You look so beautiful tonight
Remind me how you laid us down
And gently smiled before you destroyed my life
Would you find it in your heart
To make this go away
And let me rest in pieces
Would you find it in your heart?
To make this go away
And let me rest in pieces
Would you find it in your heart?
To make this go away
And let me rest in pieces
Look at me, my depth perception must be off again
You got much closer than I thought you did
I'm in your reach
You held me in your hands
But could you find it in your heart?
To make this go away
And let me rest in pieces
Would you find it in your heart?
To make it go away
And let me rest in pieces
Osamu then going slowly down the ramp watched as Lum had knocked out Paul and pinned him. He then started clapping his hands. "Slave, Ataru you two have done well. But Ataru you have no chance in your state." Osamu said as he looked at Ataru all bloody and knocked out. Osamu then ran toward the ring and threw Lum out of the ring He then went for the cover on Ataru. "1! 2! 3!"Ataru was eliminated. Lum was now furious. "You humiliated Darling, Osamu! You will pay!" Lum shouted. "Hey you haven't won yet, you still call me master Slave." Osamu said. Lum didn't care she then went in the ring and stole the whip and cracked it on him. "AH!" Osamu shouted. She then did the most deadly move in professional wrestling; The Steiner Screwdriver."1! 2! 3! Ring the Bell!"
I need a hero to save me now
"Here are your winners Ataru and…" Lum then told him to stop then she said "Call me Lum Moroboshi." "And Lum Moroboshi!"
I need a hero, save me now
I need a hero to save my life
A hero will save me just in time
I've gotta fight today
To live another day
Speaking my mind today
My voice will be heard today
I've gotta make a stand
But I am just a man
I'm not superhuman
My voice will be heard today
It's just another war
Just another family torn
My voice will be heard today
It's just another kill
The countdown begins to destroy ourselves
Mendou then walked up to Lum and removed the tape. "Darling thanks again." Lum said. "No problem" Ataru said. The four then left the planet and were on the way to Earth.
Authors Note: First off, Adam is Edges real name. William is Christians real name but he's called Jason. John Cena's real last name is Anthony, and Paul is Triple H. I keep hearing how deadly the Steiner Screwdriver is so I used it.