"Romano! Roma~! Where are you Roma~?" Spain had been out all day looking for Romano. Poor thing. "Roma~! Roooooommmaaaaaa~!" Spain tried calling and calling and calling but Roma~ didn't answer. Poor Spain. He could use some churros right about now. Ya'know, I could go for some churr- Wait... I'm sorry back to the story. Anyway, Spain has asked everyone he knew had been with Romano some point in their life. He even asked France, but France didn't know suprisingly. Well, desperate times call for deperate measures. HE CALLED...
RUSSIA.
"So...you put a chip...in his arm...while he was asleep?"
"Da. Is there a problem?" Russia tilted his head toward the confused and creeped out Spaniard. "No..no of course not . It's not creepy that you had a chip put in my Romas arm so you could stalk him." Russia turned back around to his monitor, completely ignoring Spain. "He's in..." Russia leaned towards the monitor as if not believing what he was reading. "Well, Antonio, he's in Eastern Germany, or, Prussias house." Well, DAYUM. Spain shook his head, "Impossible, Romano hates Prussia."
"I guess not anymore, comrade. Anyway, get out of my house before I take out an eye socket and make you eat it." Creepy Russia...very creepy. Anyway, of course Spain ran away with fear since Russia would do that because he owned a video of doing that with France for trying to forcefully undress Ukraine(GO RUSSIA). He recovered of course but had to wear an eyepatch for several, several, SEVERAL years. Well, perverted ass deserved it. Now this is making me wonder where he got his eye...Off-topic AGAIN, geez I gotta stop doing this. Well, Spain ended up going BACK to Russia's house because he would have to go to through France, Belgium, and the Netherlands and God KNOWS he would never go through the Netherlands on foot so Holland could kick his ass. So, with Russia's support in exchange for..uhm..."comradeship" Spain got a Russian jet plane that looked totally badass. It has MLP: FiM ALL over it. Who knew Russia was a brony? Thats awesome. Like, PRUSSIA awesome. Anyway, Spain flew over France, Belgium, and the Netherlands(Sticking out the finger) and made his way into Germany. As he was flying over Germany, he started admiring the beautiful Berlin wall which caused him to of course take his eyes off the sky. He instantly crashed into the Bavaria statue, and then everything went black.
