"Hm...interesting. I guess I should try this one. Hopefully it'll work." These were the words of England, an island nation in Europe. He's had quite a problem lately, with riots and whatnot. He decided to try a spell to hypnotize the riots and rebels. It wasn't going to hurt them of course, just calm them down and keep them behaved long enough to rebuild his country. Tip tap tip tap tip tap. "Who's there? Japan is that you? America?" No response. "Whoever you are, show yourself. Don't be a coward!" Suddenly, a dirty or honey or whatever blonde showed up hugging England, "Hi Iggy! Say, are the riots done yet? You know, your country is kinda fucked up." He had to admit, his country is sorta screwed over right now. Riots, so many riots. He almost got killed in one. "No, America. By the way, how's YOUR encomoy?"..."Bad..." The poor little American sighed. "I thought so. I heard at the last meeting China totally shoved that in your fat face. I heard he did a victory dance with Russia and everything. But then France told me he got drunk and slept with Japan. Russia was really mad." WHAT? RoChu fangirls/boys, UNITE AND KICK JAPANESE ASS!
"China did what with Japan?"
"They had gay buttsmex, America."
"Ewww. So what'd Russia do to Japan?"
"Hmm..." The Brit thought to himself. What DID Russia do? England saw Japan only a few days and he was fine. Although, he did miss tuffs of hair and had multiple scars. "I guess they fought." Thats when an idea came to America. "HEY BRITAIN! I CAN SEE IT! FLYING MINT BUNNY! ITS OVER THERE!"America pointed to the door."Really? I knew you would someday!" England turned toward the door smiling oh so happily. "SUPRISE GROPING!" Much to Englands dismay America had groped his tiny ass."AMERICA, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING YOU GIT?" America just smiled. That smile you smile when you beat a Chinese commie with a made in Korea baseball bat. "OUT. GET OUT AMERICA!" England was as red as...TAKE IT AWAY, SPAIN!
Spain:(in lots of pain)Help...me...!
Spain, you know your line. SAY IT BEFORE I MAKE THE STATUE FALL ON YOUR ASS!
Spain(in more pain):A tomato...
That's better Spain. That's better. England was as red as a tomato and America could see that. "OK! See you at the next meeting!" America made a smile closely resembling Belgiums, which resembles a cat. "HAHAHA!" He laughed as he heroically skipped out the room."Damn American..."youknowyoulovedit.