"Sooo China...Was it...good?" Russia asked. China had gotten drunk with a friend of his and...things happened if you know what I mean. "Was what good aru?" China had asked. He'd wanted to forget what happened with Japan. "You know...what you did with...Japan." Russia said awkwardly, playing with his new scarf Belarus gave him. "Oh. Uhm...it was...ok...I guess aru." They'd be sitting in Russia's house in cold ice for several hours. In case you guys didn't know China still lived with Russia because they enjoyed each others company. "So...China, I think its time you go back to your house, da?" He smiled a fake smile at poor China. "Oh...I guess I should aru. I'll go get my bags aru." China smiled awkwardly and made his way to Russia's guest room. Well, I feel awkward just writing this. Russia twirled with his fingers and started whistling. China came out the guest room with his bags filled with mostly food. "So...bye...Eluosi aru." China walked out of Russia's door and stepped out in the cold air that is the region of Siberia. China took a last look at Russias plastic like Kremlin house and hauled his ass to the airport. He went from feeling good to absolute shit in one day and usually, this doesn't happen to China. Poor him.
MEANWHILE IN FIJI
Fiji was a typical country that had typical problems. Germany had came to vacation there and ended up moving in with her(?). Germany was looking at his porn as usual and had it up to loud. Fiji was in the kitchen, trying to make the wurst "the good ol' fashioned German way!" The porn was getting to loud for Fiji and she was getting pissed. As you all know, German porn is fucking disgusting so who wouldn't get pissed? Fiji walked to her room(yea), covered her eye and boldly said, "Germany, if you dont turn down your shitty porn, literally, right now I will cut you like mince meat."
"No."
"Excuse me?"
"Nein."
And so, this all turned into a bloody mess, and I'm not trying to be English. Fiji cut the WURST outta Germany. Germany than tried shoving one of his porn tapes down her throat but Fiji managed to kick his ass. Fiji wiped the blood off her knife and then said, " I guess Germany," and then she put glasses on, "Got wursted."
YEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH!
I tried.