Spain woke up in a German hospital the next day. The room was all white and the doctors were looking at him with concerned eyes. Spain immediatly sat up, asking where he was and where was his Roma. "You're in a hospital, . You crashed into the Bavaria statue while flying a My Little Pony jetplane. I'm sorry to make you uncomfortable but why so much Rarity? 20% more Rainbow Dash would've better. Then maybe you wouldn't have crashed if it was there was more Rainbow Dash considering she's the best flier in Equestria." One of the female doctors smacked him with a glove and turned her focus on the half-dead Spaniard, "Sir, we don't know where this Roma is. Nor do we know who he is, now please , lay back down so we can do more tests." Spain refused, "I want to know where my Roma~ is!" Seeing that Spain obviously wasn't going to follow their orders, they decided to take down the dying country by force. You're probably wondering, "What do you mean by force? He's a country! He can't be taken down!" Well you're wrong. 11 elephant tranquilizers and chloroform CAN take down the personification of a country anyday! In fact, it can kill the- oh wait a minute...Dammit. Anyway Spain was knocked out(I think) for the rest of the day. Not even gunshots that could possibly deafen him could wake him which worried the doctors. Spain was ok of course, just in a 3(,000) day long coma thats all. Yea...I'm really twisted aren't I?
Meanwhile with Romano...
Now now, for those of you who think Romano is cheating on Spain well...your both right and wrong. Romano would always go over Prussias house to relieve stress, but always ending up sleeping with him. Why? Because he always drank too much goddamn wine.
"I just can't take it anymore. Tomato bastard gets on my nerves. He's always so cheery and happy and laid back! It pisses me off." Usually when Romano starts talking Prussia offers him shots of wine since he doesn't want to hear his shit. The only reason he even gets in everyday is because he threatens him with Christmas photos he took last year. Ooooh, so you wanna know what they are? Well, Austria was getting tired of alway brushing his teeth with Orajel(All by Prussia) so he decided to make a bet. IfPrussia could take Hungarys underwear without her noticing, he would HAVE to stop making him eat orajel being the asshole he is accepted and succeded. So in honor of this event he had Romano take a picture.
Next to Hungary.
Holding her tidy-widys(I couldn't resist).
Smart Prussia. Smart. So ever since the Christmas of Bloodbath(What those shitty excuses for countries seem to call Christmas) hes blackmailed poor Prussia with that photo and Romano has gotten everything he's ever wanted. German cars(which are so badass), 5 vacation houses in Germany and Switzerland(You'll learn what he has to do with this later) and more. Prussia never gave a rats ass about Romano so all he said during these conversations was, "Dammit! I'm outta beer." And usually he'd have a full bottle. Then he'd go to the kitchen, get another bottle of beer, and when Romano started talking again he'd do the same cycle. Thats when Romano said those words. Those three words that almost made Prussia jump. He thought he'd never hear him ever say those words, no matter what.
"I hate Spain!"
...What? You thought I would do what? Ooooh you little fangirls you~ Not for all the money in the world. But anyway yea he's never said he hated Spain. I mean, he has, but he never said it with such anger in his voice and real hatred in his eyes. Prussia almost hit him with a beer bottle. Why? Who knows, he was drunk. Romano got up and got his coat.
"Where are you going? You barely have any idea where you're even at, moron. Kesesesesesese."(Oh my gosh I'm so fucking corny) Romano either didn't hear him and didn't give a fuck because he left without a word. Prussia just shrugged and drank his beer because he didn't give a damn either.
