"You can KISS my ass Japan!"And who said these awful words to the quiet country? None other than China. All Japan wanted was the plans to his new embassy in Russia in Japanese since he couldn't read Chinese very well. "...Excuse me? Arr I did was ask for the papers to be transrated to Japanese..." I will tell you all one thing. For those of you who think Japan takes rejection well, you're wrong. Dead wrong. He goes home and then he chops the trees near his house. He's a messed up dude, seriously. He is. He made cut outs of naked women using one of the treesand prefers dating non-existent online about his strange habits, let get back to the story. "If you keep talking I will SKULLFUCK you with a RAKE, ARU!" Despite his weird habits, Japan can take a hint. "Okay China-san! Don't hurt me..." And the small country rushed away without a second thought. China in his normal mental state would never yell at Japan like that, but, if you read the 6th or 7th chapter you'd know that China wants to kick Japan's ass. So this was now normal behavior for China to be pissy and an ignorant little bitch. In fact, if it weren't for Belarus telling Russia he slept with Japan and that "he's not good enough" then this chapter wouldn't even exist. Thanks Belarus, you gossiping little cunt. Anyway, everyone was at the World Trade Center in Baltimore because America suddenly scheuled(I spelled it wrong didnt I...) an emergency meeting. America was too lazy to take count of the countries that attended so Germany decided that'd he do since he always did.

"Afganistan?"

"Here and ready to nuke America."

"HEY, TOTALLY NOT COOL DUDE!"

"Akortiri?"

"...Yes I'm here.."

"Albania? What about you, Algeria?"

"We're both here!" said the two countries in absolute perfect harmony. Creepy ass motherfuckers. And so this went on for hours until Germany finally stopped at Pakistan.

"Pakistan, are you actually here?"

The Pakistani was slid down in his seat, playing with the DSi Japan gave him with earphones. "Hm? What do you want?" Everyone seemed astounded that Pakistan cared to come to Americas meeting. "What? JUST because he found the old fucker on my land DOESNT mean I'm a terrorist!" America snickered, but then Libya threw several skittles at America's head screaming, "Stop being mean to Pakistan! AND TASTE THE MOTHERF*CKING RAINBOW!" And THAT was when the fight broke out. One of the skittles missed America and hit his poor twin brother...Wait...who? I think it was Canadia. Or was it Kumakichi-san? I dunno. Whatever. Lets just say it hit some air. And then Kumakachi-san threw it back at Libya, missing her and then hitting Russia(Why the fuck is he here?). Russia stood up, smiled, and withdrew many, MANY grenades from his back pocket. "Who dies first, da?" Russia looked around, picking out a victim. Then suddenly, a wild Ukraine appears! Russia uses Reasoning! Not very effective... Enemy Ukraine uses Big Sister Act. Super effective! Russia is now confused. Russia hurts itself in it's confusion. Enemy Ukraine uses Fake Tears. Not very effective...Russia uses Oil Bill! Super Effective! Foe Ukraine has fainted. Victory! Russia has won absolute shit.

"What in the hell aru..."

"Can I still bomb America?"

"No, Afganistan, you cannot bomb America." Said the suprisingly calm India. Then India whispered something into Afghanistans ear that made him put on a very devilish smile. Then, America stood up and fired three bullets into the air. "Ok everyone, the hero is speaking! Now, I called you all here because..."

LOLOLNOPE. For my selfishness I'll give you all this.

SPECIAL CHAPT.

"Say you guys, anyone notice she forgot an important character in this chapter?" Asked England. He was talking with Germany, France, Russia, China, Austria, and S. Italy. "And-a who would that-a be?" Asked Felis son of a bitch older brother. "Well...According to the script she gave us, she gave Veneziano a major part in this chapter but forgot to include him..." Then suddenly, a black-eyed Veneziano appears! "What the hell happened to you to Italy?"

"Ve~ The author told me to tell you guys if you keep talking about my part, you'll look like me. But worse."

"The hell, aru? She's a nut, aru!"

"Ve~ , you shouldn't talk about her that way. She's watching us..." Then everyone started looking around the room for any sign of me and they were panicing like never before, but they'll never find me. And you're right Italy. I'm always watching.

ALWAYS.