I dedicate this chapter to Renjfantoo, since she gave me the idea for the last part in the chapter, and most of the next one... Thank you XD
I also dedicate this question to everybody who got the quote right last time which was... everyone. Good job guys!
Anyways, if I owned Bleach, Byakuya would take his shirt off every single scene.
...
All of them. Every single one. He'd be like Yamamoto. Except sexier.
When Renji woke up, Byakuya was already awake and sitting up. Renji scowled at him. Byakuya scowled back.
"I'm not doing anything wrong." He said stubbornly, tilting his chin up the slightest little bit. Byakuya had perfected the art of the Look years before. Unfortunately for him, Renji had easily perfected the art of combating it. Slowly, he sat up and pressed his lips gently against Byakuya's. The smaller man held out for a moment, before relaxing. Renji pushed him down, and then flopped down beside him, a triumphant little grin on his face.
"That was cheating," Byakuya grumbled, but he made no move to sit up again. Gently, Renji pulled the slim man against him and kept him there with one strong arm.
"Maybe," Renji agreed mischeiviously. "But it worked."
"Huh."
"And you can't honestly say that you didn't enjoy it."
Byakuya didn't answer that. Renji liked to think it was because Byakuya didn't have a good answer, but it probably was more likely that he didn't answer because he was asleep again.
The weekend passed smoothly after that. Although Byakuya was one of the worst patients ever, he didn't cause too much trouble after Renji's threats. Kaili refused to move from his side, and it took a lot of work to convince her to go to school on Monday. In the end, however, she agreed, after giving a Byakuya a strict lecture. It took all of Renji's willpower not to burst out laughing halfway through. The image of tiny little Kaili telling Byakuya very strictly what he could and could not do was just too amusing.
Renji took Kaili to school, and then stumbled in late to class. The teacher looked up from his lecture, and smirked at Renji as he accepted the late slip.
"Sleep in?" he asked.
"No," Renji replied, barely managing to bite back the 'sir' that tried to jump off of his tongue. He had learned quickly that saying sir just got him strange looks. "I had to take my little sister to school. Sorry." The man gave him a kind smile.
"No problem. Family comes first, after all."
It was only when he turned to find his seat that he realized that he didn't have his backpack. He'd left it in the classroom when he'd run out on Friday and now he had no clue where it was.
"Hey, Renji," Tara hissed, poking him in the back of the head as he sat down. He turned a bit in his seat, giving the teacher a wary look. He didn't seem to notice.
"Looking for this?" Bren asked, holding his backpack up by one of the straps.
"Mel grabbed it after you ran out of the room on Friday," the two chorused. "You'd better thank her." There was a soft ssccff as the backpack slid across the floor and banged into the back of his legs.
"Thanks," Renji replied.
"No problem," the two said together, and Renji fished his backpack out from under his seat and turned around again, shaking his head. The two of them looked nothing alike, but they acted almost the same. It was kind of creepy sometimes.
"Something wrong?" the teacher asked.
"Just giving Renji back his backpack Da- Mr. Collens." Bren's dad was a teacher at the school, so she knew all of the teachers by their first names.
"He forgot it in class on Friday," Tara added, smirking. She too knew the teachers by their first names. After all, she had been to Bren's house enough to have met them every time her dad decided to have a barbeque party. Besides, that's how Bren had introduced them the first day of high school. 'This is Dave, and this is Jay, and this is my dad…'
"Ah… Alright, now, as I was saying…"
Kaili watched with mild interest as Mrs. Grant prepared the movie. The rest of the class was excited, but since Kaili didn't know what a 'movie' was, she just waited. If everybody was so excited about it, it had to be a good thing… right? But then again, everybody had been excited for kickball, but Kaili had thought it was just boring. So maybe this 'movie' thing wouldn't be so good after all.
The movie started, and she watched in increasing panic as a truck zoomed down the highway. Then the truck opened its mouth and began to talk. Kaili screamed.
Byakuya picked Renji up from school, and endured the lecture that he got the whole drive to Kaili's school without comment. He knew from experience that if he didn't react, Renji would eventually move on. However, half an hour later when Renji was still on the same topic, Byakuya decided it was time to intervene.
"And the second we get back I'm calling Unoha- mmph." Renji was cut off suddenly as Byakuya pushed his jaw closed gently with his index and middle finger on his right hand.
"I was bored," he explained nonchalantly, not letting go of Renji's chin. "And the walls aren't exactly the prettiest thing to look at all day."
Renji pushed Byakuya's hand away, holding it for a bit longer than was absolutely necessary. "You could have slept."
"That's boring too," Byakuya retorted. "I'm tired of sleeping." He pushed the door open, and slid out of the car, a small smirk flicking over his lips at the exasperated sigh that came from behind him."
"You know, Unohana might like you better if you actually rested a bit," Renji grumbled.
"Boring," Byakuya reminded him. "There's enough boring in my life without people after me to add more. Paperwork, captain's meetings, paperwork, training recruits, paperwork…"
Renji shook his head slowly, joining him by the side of the car. "You have a point…"
When the two of them arrived by the door of the school, some of the parents were already waiting there. The women among them looked very happy to have both extremely hot men there at the same time. Neither Renji nor Byakuya looked happy at being subject to the hungry gazes and coy glances being sent their way. Most of the other men didn't look too impressed by the attention the two of them were getting either.
Kaili came out, too frightened to even lecture Byakuya about being there, which broke one of the rules she had given them that morning. "There were cars on the screen," she sobbed. "And they talked!"
This time, try to guess the movie Kaili watched. Renjfantoo, you don't get to guess because you already know.
-Stormy
