Me: Chapter Twenty!

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"Karsyn-sempai, I require your and Kyoya-sempai's assistance." Haruhi said, being unusually formal, coming up to me in the Host Club lounge.

"With what?" I asked never taking my eyes off my math homework.

"Well, I'm sure you know that Tamaki asked me out on a date," she said fidgeting. "And our date's on Saturday."

"Yeah I know and I can't wait to hear all the details," I told her, still focusing on my work.

"About that," she said slowly. "I want you to spy on us."

Now I stopped working completely. I glanced at Kyoya, who also stopped what he was doing. "You want me and Kyoya to spy on your date with Tamaki?" I asked incredulous, not sure that I heard her properly.

"Yes."

"Why?"

"To hopefully stop him from acting like too idiotic and to prevent-"

"The others from acting like escaped mental patients." I interrupted, seeing where she was going with it.

"Exactly."

I rolled my eyes but it was tradition to spy on the first date of any member of the host club. Except for Marx – he had to many first dates. "When, where, and what time?" I asked.

-Tailyr-

"Does everyone understand the plan? We do this quietly and covertly and we do not, under any circumstances, get caught by Karsyn," I said pacing back and forth in front of my friends.

"And in case we do?" Kaoru asked, sounding more than a little nervous. Probably having flash backs from the last time.

I looked at him. "In that case, you claim you acted alone and die. You squeal and you'll wish you hadn't," I warned him dangerously. I hated nothing more than snitches. "Getting caught means death. Anyone want to back out now?"

"Actually," Marx said beginning to get up and leave.

I grabbed his shirt and forced him down. "Too damn bad. You're staying," I told him.

"But!" he objected."I don't wanna die!"

"Perhaps when you make secret plans you shouldn't yell them out loud," came a new voice from the doorway.

"Great Karsyn caught us!" Hikaru wailed hysterically. "Now we're all going to die!"

Honey yelled and jumped into Takeshi's arms.

"Since when does Karsyn have a man's voice?" Marx shot at him.

"Uh," Hikaru said. Where was Lily when I needed her to hit her boyfriend upside the head?

"What do you want Kyoya?" I asked, annoyed.

Kyoya smirked at me and I glared. Just because I thought he was perfect for my best friend didn't mean that I actually liked the guy. He was still a shady douche bag and I had a feeling that we were about to start hating each other a little more. "C'mon," I told him impatiently. "Are you going to tell Karsyn or what?"

"I won't for a price," he said slyly with that stupid devil glare thing with his glasses.

"Name it," I said slowly the words tasting like sour lemons on my tongue.

"You and Karsyn have always planned to go see Green Day together, correct?"

"Yeah, they're one of our favorite bands."

"Yes well I've arranged for a concert and I wish to take Karsyn without you two." He said glaring at me and Marx.

"Kiss my ass!" I snapped. "You're lucky I don't kill you for saying something like that! We've always planned to do this together! Get the fuck out."

"Very well then I'll be sure to tell Karsyn," Kyoya said starting to leave.

"Deal!" Marx yelled, grabbing me.

"No deal!" I yelled at him, shoving my brother off. "Name something else."

"Then cancel your ridiculous camping trip that you three have planned for once you get back to the states," Kyoya shot back, his eyes going full devil man mode.

"That's the only time I'm going back to the states! It's only three days and then I'm coming back to Japan! What in the hell is your problem with Karsyn hanging out with us?" I screamed, struggling harder against Marx's hold.

"I have nothing against either of you. I just find a camping trip ridiculous," he said, sounding a little defensive.

"It's Karsyn's choice whether or not she wants to go on the trip. No matter how stupid you think it is," I told him. Something about his answer wasn't sitting with me right. Then it hit me. "You're jealous of Marx aren't you?" I accused.

"Of course not. That's completely idiotic," Kyoya said.

I sighed. He was. What an idiot. "Whatever Kyoya. We'll cancel our 'ridiculous camping trip'," I said crossing my fingers behind my back. I had no intention of missing out on this trip. Not for anything in the world.

Kyoya smirked at me victoriously.

I ground my teeth together. He pissed me off so much. "Get out of here. Before my patience finally runs out and I do something that I won't regret," I said giving him a look. Not even Takeshi would've been able to stop me once I finally let Kyoya have it. I was sick of him already.

"Very well then," he said leaving.

I faced Marx after Kyoya left, my eyes narrowing angrily. "Why couldn't you just let Kyoya keep on believing that you and Karsyn can't stand each other, huh?"

"Because we got better at tolerating each other while we were in America and forced to be friends."

"Well Marx, you realize that I'm going to be in America for three days – the three days we were supposed to be going on the camping trip. It's our last trip for just us as friends and now, we have to lie to Kyoya and trick Karsyn. Damn."

"Yeah but we lie to Kyoya all the time, mostly Karsyn though, but still we all lie to Kyoya," he said nonchalant.

"It's not easy to lie to Kyoya-semapi," Kaoru commented.

"Tell us about it," I agreed. "But you do realize how hard it's going to be to keep Kyoya's mouth shut and trick Karsyn? I'm good but not that good. I mean, as much as it pains me to say it, I'm not the almighty god of crimes and lying – though I'm so close it scares me sometimes."

Marx rolled his eyes. "We'll cross that bridge when we come to it, let's get back to planning."

-Karsyn-

"Did they buy it?" I asked as Kyoya came back into the den.

"Of course," he said, sitting next to me.

"Fantastic."

-Tailyr-

The spying was going well so far and everyone was being quiet like I told them too. The best part was that there was no Karsyn in sight, but if I had to watch Tamaki act like a little girl one more time I was going to kill him.

This is pathetic," Kaoru complained, shifting to lean his back against the low wall we'd been hiding behind. "I thought Hikaru was bad on a date..."

"Hey," Hikaru complained.

"It is kinda sad isn't it?" I asked, ignoring Hikaru's objections. It was true. For hosts, both idiots were lousy with girls they actually liked.

"This'll be a great story to tell their children one day," Marx said.

Everyone nodded in agreement. I sighed. "Alright. Let's head back to our house and wait them out. Tamaki will end up calling someone and Haruhi will most likely call Karsyn. We'll get the info on the date somehow."

"Yeah. Let's go," Honey agreed. "It's almost my nap time." He yawned, rubbing his big doe eyes.

"Let's haul ass," I agreed hastily, picking him up. "C'mon."

-Karsyn-

"Oh, you're back. Get bored spying on Tamaki and Haruhi's date?" I mused not looking up from my Pride and Prejudice book.

"You!" Tailyr shouted at Kyoya, her blue eyes lighting with fire. "We had a deal, I had to give up my camping trip! I'm going to kick your ass!" she screamed starting to sprint toward him but Mori grabbed her by the waist and lifted her off of the ground.

Kyoya didn't flinch, not in a big way at least. He was tensed to dodge though, just in case the little animal got free of her zoo keeper.

"Tailyr! I already knew you were going to spy on them! That's why Haruhi asked me to spy on their date and instead of wasting my time doing that I came up with the idea that I would have Kyoya catch you guys on planning your spy adventure and promise not to tell me and to insure that you would all behave yourselves while you spied on the date." I explained.

Everyone's jaw dropped.

"But you!" the little blond screamed said pointing to Kyoya. She looked at me and nodded. "Good one Karsyn you win this round."

"Thank you," I said smirking. "Now what was this about giving up the camping trip," I said glaring at Kyoya.

-Tailyr-

"He made me swear to give up the camping trip so he would keep his mouth shut! I'm going to kill him!" I said struggling to get free from Takeshi. He had a tight grip on my waist and he was keeping me from touching the ground. Damn him for being so good.

"I sincerely hope you were kidding Kyoya. I've been looking forward to this camping trip for the past year."

Kyoya looked at her slightly blank but mostly sheepish.

"He wasn't! Eat that devil man! That will teach you! I hope she leaves you again! I thought you were good for her! Maybe I was wr-" Takeshi covered my mouth. I continued to scream obscenities and death threats around his fingers. I couldn't draw in enough oxygen. Little stars danced across my eyes and I passed out from lack of oxygen.

I woke up in my bed, laying comfortably. Except for the glare I was getting from Takeshi. "What?" Don't tell me she got back with him."

HE glared at me a little harder.

C'mon Takeshi tell me!" I whined, sitting up and tugging at his arm.

"He apologized," flatly, not looking at me.

"And she accept it didn't she? Damn," I groaned. "I hate him so much some times."

Takeshi finally looked at me and patted my knee cap. I looked at him. He kissed my forehead.

"You'll get used to him." he said.

Beeeeedddd Timeeee. Late night. Late posting. Haha.