Russia stepped into the meeting room. All was quiet. 120 countries were there. Everyone except Taiwan had attended. Russia made his way to the front of the room quietly and quickly. As soon as he opened his mouth to speak England walked into the room. England sat down and gave Russia a small thumbs up. Russia smiled and began to speak, "As you all know, ever since the Soviet Union started I've been working on a project we like to call 'Checkmate'. It doesn't stand for anything but it's a nice name, da. For those of you who don't know, 'Checkmate' is a project that researches human immortality. We've reached a conclusion after so many years!" Russia let everyone take it all in. That's when the questions popped up.
"Are there any side effects to the humans we use it on?"
"Da. There are. They might develop speaking problems and possibly will become paralzyed. We haven't seen any other side effects on any other paitents."
"How will the humans be able to obtain it? Is there some sort of pill they have to take?"
"Nyet, da. They will obtain it by eating a certain British food."
"Can dissolved countries that are still alive be able to use it?"
"Da. As long as there are decendants of that countrys' people then yes, they can use it."
Everyone looked quite excited. Except America. Russia continued on explaining until America raised his hand and asked, "How many people died from your project, Russia?" Russia turned to America, looking confused. "Died? This is a project for-" America interupted once more "C'mon Russia, how many people died before this project actually took a turn for the 'better'?" Russia simply stated, "354." Even America looked a bit shocked. "Wow Russia...all that for a stupid project you should've abandoned years ago?" Botswana shook her head in disappointment. Russia looked around the room. Every country, they were all bad-mouthing him. He couldn't believe. The countries who'd encouraged him to go on with the project were turning against him. Russia slowly took out his faucet pipe and threw it straight at America. It hit him square on the head and left QUITE the bruise. America stood up with a grin on his face, "You shouldn't have done that, commie." America rushed up to Russia and and BOY did they have fist fight of a LIFETIME. America had a black eye and a swollen lip, Russia had blood drooling from his mouth and nose. Suprisingly, with an immense amount of strength, America threw Russia at the wall. Russia slid onto the ground and chips of paint were all over his greatcoat. America smirked and made a smart little comment, "Looks like the big strong country isn't as strong as he thinks he is!" Laughing. Everyone was laughing. Russia couldn't believe this. Maybe he was down on his luck, maybe his God was sleeping, maybe...maybe...Maybe Russia just wasn't strong anymore... Embarassed, Russia ran out the room, down the stairs, through the lobby, and into the streets of Saint Petersburg. Without a second thought, he broke the window of a random parked car and drove home without another word.
My goodness these Chinese Winter chapters are so fucking shitty. I'm so sorry ;_; There rushed and stupid and I'm not proud of myself. ;~; And the 'Checkmate' project was inspired by the story "War Eagle" I forgot who wrote it though but when I do I'll put your name here x3