"Laoise, we can't do that!" Russia pleaded. Ireland suggested they invade America and take over Florida. "Why not?" Ireland snapped at him. "Because, Florida is America's 'vital region'. Among us nations, we would consider that rape. I thought you knew!" It took Ireland 10 minutes to actually figure out what Russia said. "OOOOh. You have a point." Ireland crossed her arms and pouted, "Then what are we going to do?" Russia shrugged. "I don't know." Ireland's eyes perked up. "I know! We'll invade Texas! That's a big state, right?"
"Ireland."
"Yea?"
"You want to steal America's glasses?"
"Eeyup!" Ireland nodded her head virgously. Russia just stared. This woman is insane. was all he could think. Ireland could see the disapprovement on his face. "FINE ASSHOLE!" Ireland put on an angry look. Then she stood up and grabbed Ivan's arm, "Ivan Braginski, I know EXACTLY how we can get even."