Righty-o, I mentioned that I wanted to try something different for this chapter, and so you may be wondering: "WHY IS THERE ONLY ONE RULE THIS TIME? O_O LAZY AUTHOR! -.-"
The reason for that is: this rule got me thinking, and I thought that I could write a whole chapter based on it :P And so without further ado: this is how Facebook may have looked if our FF: XIII character's had it! Don't worry, it looks longer than it really is but it won't take you long to read through it :P
Yes... I know I haven't updated in ages, but that's because my school is a totalitarian dictatorship who like to monopolise my time -.-
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41.) Put effort into your Facebook profile
Prologue Stuff
Oerba Yun Fang posted: Just woken up from stasis, time to kick some ass!
[Oerba Dia Vanille likes this]
Oerba Dia Vanille: Let's not over do it though!xxx
Oerba Yun Fang: I know I know... hey Vanille, it's been ages since I was last on here! How do I change my name again?
Oerba Dia Vanille: Erm... I think you go into Account or something :Sxxx
Oerba Yun Fang changed her name to Fang The Destroyer
Fang The Destroyer: Nice! Thanks Vanille!
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers has gone from 'being in a relationship' to 'engaged' with Serah Farron
[Serah Farron, Yuj, Maqui, Gadot and Lebreau like this.]
Gadot: Way to go man!
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: Thnks dude!
Serah Farron: ^_^ xx
Lebreau: You guys are so cute together~ All the best! :D
Lightning 'The Fearless' Farron: WHERE THE HELL IS THE DISLIKE BUTTON? -.-
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: Hey c'mon, dnt be lyk dat. Ur my sis now! :)
Lightning 'The Fearless' Farron: NEVER call me that. Serah, we need to talk!
Serah Farron: ...
Hope Estheim posted: Just been to an awesome fireworks show with my mum! Love you mum! ^_^ xxx
[Nora Estheim likes this.]
Nora Estheim: I love you to honey! xxxx
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy posted: Fireworks show was pretty damn good
Jihl Nabaat: Lovely, now please hurry back to HQ. We need Dajh
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy: At least let me have this night with him Nabaat!
Jihl Nabaat: Fine, we'll come there
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy: -.-
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Chapter One- The Hanging Edge
Lightning 'The Fearless' Farron and Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy are now friends
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy posted: Just been sat on a train with some crazy lady who just killed everyone O_O
Lightning 'The Fearless' Farron: Don't be such a wimp, and get off FB because we have work to do
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy: You're on FB too!
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers posted: THE ARMY IS NO MATCH FOR NORA!
[Yuj, Maqui, Gadot and Lebreau like this.]
Gadot: Let's kick some Sanctum ass!
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: U bet!
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy posted: Now the crazy lady is trying to make me fight a giant metal scorpion thing...
Lightning 'The Fearless' Farron: *sigh* Where is the dislike button? Just quit your wining.
Hope Estheim posted: I'm scared... I got caught up in the Purge with mum...
Nora Estheim: Don't worry sweetie!xxx
Hope Estheim: Those guys that have just arrived are scary... xxx
Nora Estheim: They're here to help us, I will fight with them xxx
Hope Estheim: NO!xxx
Nora Estheim: Don't worry honey, mum's are tough!xxx
Fang The Destroyer: God dammit! VANILLE! Where the hell did you run off to?
Oerba Dia Vanille: I don't know... I'm at something called a Purge :S xxx
Fang The Destroyer: What the hell's a Purge?
Oerba Dia Vanille: I have no idea... xxx
Nora Estheim went from being 'alive' to 'dead'
Hope Estheim went from being 'a spineless wimp' to being 'a spineless wimp holding a grudge'
Hope Estheim posted: I HATE THAT BLONDE GUY! ! :'(
Hope Estheim and Oerba Dia Vanille are now friends
Oerba Dia Vanille: There there, it'll all be okay x
Hope Estheim: How do you know? :(
Oerba Dia Vanille: I have a plan... x
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy: Crazy lady is asking too much of this old man!
Lightning 'The Fearless' Farron: I'm getting tired of this -_-
Snow 'The Hero' Villers posted: Onto the Vestige to save my fiancee!
[Serah Farron, Yuj, Maqui, Gadot and Lebreau like this.]
Serah Farron: Bring food!xxxxxxx
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: Will do! :Dxxxxxxxxx
Gadot posted: Crap! Some kids just stole some flying motorbikes!
Maqui: Well played Gadot -.- You were supposed to watch them!
Gadot: I didn't see you helping! -_-
Yuj: Oi Gadot! Don't pick on my precious Maqui!
Maqui: *sigh*
Gadot: 'Precious'? What the hell?
Maqui: Don't ask...
Yuj: Maqui~~! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Gadot: O_O
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Chapter Two- The Pulse Vestige
Hope Estheim posted: I'm scared...
Oerba Dia Vanille: Don't worry, it'll all be okay~! ^_^ x
Hope Estheim: We are in a Pulse Vestige!
Oerba Dia Vanille: Just leave it to me! :) x
Lightning 'The Fearless' Farron: Old man won't shut the hell up
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy: All I'm saying is that we should be careful!
Chocoling: Kweh!
Lightning 'The Fearless' Farron: A chocoling has Facebook? Unbelievable...
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers posted: Wow... this place is like a super fun maze! ^.^
[Serah Farron likes this.]
Serah Farron: I know right? Just hurry, cuz I'm kind of in trouble... xxxx
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: Will do! Your hero is coming!xxxx
Serah Farron went from being 'conscious' to 'unconscious'
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: NOOOOOOOOO! Hang in there, I'll save you!
Hope Estheim posted: I must get my revenge!
Oerba Dia Vanille: Why? :/x
Hope Estheim: The blonde guy... he killed my mother!
Oerba Dia Vanille: Well then you'll just have to tell him! I just found him on FB, I'll add him for you :Dx
Hope Estheim: Woah! Wait!
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers is now friends with Hope Estheim and Oerba Dia Vanille
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: Oh boy! New friends! :D
Hope Estheim: ...
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: ?
Oerba Dia Vanille posted: Just got saved by our new friend Snow! ^_^ x
[Snow 'The Hero' Villiers likes this.]
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: I just did what a hero should do! :D
Hope Estheim: ...
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: ?
The Great Fal Cie Anima posted: OMG yay~! Finally someone has come to visit me in the Vestige! ^_^ I'd better make a good impression!
[The Epic Fal Cie Titan and The Amazing Fal Cie Carbuncle like this.]
The Epic Fal Cie Titan: Oh good, it's about time you actually saw someone! You're always on FB XD
The Amazing Fal Cie Carbuncle: ^So true!
The Great Fal Cie Anima: Hmph! You guys try being trapped in here for countless decades then!
Serah Farron went from being a 'Pulse l'Cie' to a 'Crystal'
Lightning 'The Fearless' Farron posted: Snow! This is entirely your fault!
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: Woah! Dn't u dare blame me!
Hope Estheim: ...
Lightning 'The Fearless' Farron: Of course I will!
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: I care bout Serah mre thn anything!
Hope Estheim: ...
Lightning 'The Fearless' Farron: Why does this Hope person keep doing that after you post something?
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: Nt sure :S
Hope Estheim: ...
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy: We'd all better add each other
Oerba Dia Vanille: Agreed! :D x
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy and Lightning 'The Fearless' Farron are now friends with Hope Estheim and Oerba Dia Vanille.
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers and Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy are now friends.
The Great Fal Cie Anima posted: SQUEE! They're almost here!
[The Epic Fal Cie Titan and The Amazing Fal Cie Carbuncle like this.]
The Amazing Fal Cie Carbuncle: Don't blow it dude!
The Epic Fal Cie Titan: Yeah, and good luck~
The Great Fal Cie Anima: Thanks guys ^_^
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy, Lightning 'The Fearless' Farron, Hope Estheim and Snow 'The Hero' Villiers went from being human to being Pulse l'Cie
The Great Fal Cie Anima posted: They started attacking me! :'(
The Epic Fal Cie Titan: :O NO! They didn't did they?
The Amazing Fal Cie Carbuncle: How rude! Why did they do that?
The Great Fal Cie Anima: I don't know! They just randomly attacked me! :(
The Epic Fal Cie Titan: Did you try and clear things up?
The Great Fal Cie Anima: Yeah, but then they... they...
The Amazing Fal Cie Carbuncle: It's alright, just tell us what they did :)
The Great Fal Cie Anima: THEY LOOKED AT ME FUNNY! :'(
The Epic Fal Cie Titan: Oh, HELL NO! Did you turn those bitches? -.-
The Great Fal Cie Anima: Of course I did! :(
The Amazing Fal Cie Carbuncle: Well it serves them right, you did the right thing!
The Epic Fal Cie Titan: ^Defo!
The Great Fal Cie Anima: Thank you so much you two :)
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Chapter Three- Lake Bresha
Oerba Dia Vanille posted: Wow... this place is so pretty~! ^_^ Like a winter wonderland! :D x
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy: Are you always this cheerful?
Oerba Dia Vanille: Yep~~! ^.^ x
Hope Estheim: I'm scared of this place...
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: Dn't wrry! The hero iz here, and I will protect all damsels in distress!
Hope Estheim: I'M A GUY!
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: O_O U serious? !
Hope Estheim: I hate you...
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: *oblivious* Well you look kinda like a damsel so I'll still save ya :)
Oerba Dia Vanille: I think it's cute that you look like a girl :D x
Hope Estheim: GAH!
The Great Fal Cie Anima went from being 'unfrozen in a lake' to 'frozen in a lake'
The Epic Fal Cie Titan: Dude! You okay? HEY!
The Amazing Fal Cie Carbuncle: Annie? You okay?
The Epic Fal Cie Titan: Yo, what are we gonna do C?
The Amazing Fal Cie Carbuncle: I don't know...
The Epic Fal Cie Titan: Actually, while you're here, can you give me your opinion on the pic I'm thinking of making my new profile pic?
The Amazing Fal Cie Carbuncle: Sure I guess
The Epic Fal Cie Titan changed his profile picture
The Amazing Fal Cie Carbuncle: Haha! That's EPIC! I love the way you can pull of the whole backwards cap and sunglasses thing! :D
The Epic Fal Cie Titan: Thanks man, I thought it was pretty sick!
The Amazing Fal Cie Carbuncle: But seriously, what are we gonna do about Annie?
The Epic Fal Cie Titan: Good question... :/
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers posted: Sweet! I hve magic powers!
[Yuj, Maqui, Gadot and Lebreau like this.]
Yuj: That's so cool!
Lebreau: So jel right now!
Lightning 'The Fearless' Farron: Are all of you idiots? Why do you think he has magic powers? -.-
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: Isn't it cuz I'm 'The Chosen One'?
Lightning 'The Fearless' Farron: Oh dear God, surely you can't be that much of an idiot...
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: Bt I hve a mark and everything!
Lightning 'The Fearless' Farron: We all have one idiot!
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers posted: Wait... so do all you guys have marks?
Oerba Dia Vanille: Yup, mines on my thigh~! ^_^ x
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy: On my chest dude
Hope Estheim: Uwah! It's on my wrist! :'(
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: Where's urs sis?
Lightning 'The Fearless' Farron: That is none of your concern!
Hope Estheim posted: So I'm a l'Cie now? I'm so scared! :'(
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy: Just asking, but is there ever a time when you're not scared?
Oerba Dia Vanille: Aww, he's so cute~ ^_^ x
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: Dn't worry! The hero will always save u! :D
Oerba Dia Vanille: That's so sweet~ The big strong hero will save the cute little guy~ ^.^ x
Hope Estheim: I am not cute! I'm just scared...
Oerba Dia Vanille: But there's no need for that cuz your hero will save you ^_^ x
Hope Estheim: I hate him and I refuse to let him help me -.-
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: *oblivious* He really iz shy :P
Oerba Dia Vanille: ...kyaa~
Oerba Dia Vanille became a fangirl and discovered FanFiction
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy posted: Oh yay, another giant metal scorpion thing -.-
Lightning 'The Fearless' Farron: Stop writing about it and help us dammit!
Chocoling: Kweh! -.-
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy: There there chocoling, I know she's grumpy but calling her that is a bit much
Lightning 'The Fearless' Farron: What did it say?
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy: Err... I don't think you wanna know
Lightning 'The Gearless' Farron: Try me -_-
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: Sis! Cool guy! A little help wud be gr8 rite bout now!
Oerba Dia Vanille: ^Agreed!x
Hope Estheim: I'm scared...
Chocoling: Kewh kewh -.-
Lightning 'The Fearless' Farron: Oi! What did it just say to the girly kid?
Hope Estheim: I AM NOT GIRLY!
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy: Haha! He said: 'What else is new?' XD
Oerba Dia Vanille: Aww, that's sooo harsh! But lol! :P x
Lightning 'The Fearless' Farron: Urgh, I hate that expression -_-
Hope Estheim just got pwned by the giant metal scorpion thing
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy: Yeah... I think we should probably fight now :/
Lightning 'The Fearless Farron: I agree
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: Dn't wrry Hope! I'll be an awesome hero! U just focus on getting stronger... hehe, evn the gurls r stronger thn u, u rlly r lyk a gurl :P
Oerba Dia Vanille: Kyaa~
Lightning 'The Fearless' Farron posted: Just left the blonde idiot behind; best decision made so far
[Hope Estheim likes this]
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: Jst cuz i cre bout Serah!
Lightning 'The Fearless' Farron: You really are an idiot
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: BANTER! !
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy posted: Why the hell is everything attacking us? ! -.-
[Chocoling likes this]
Chocoling: Kewh!
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy: ^Well said!
Hope Estheim posted: Uwah! Evil flying bird thing is attacking us! :'(
Oerba Dia Vanille: NOOOOOO! Your hero isn't here! :( x
Hope Estheim: Please stop saying that... oh yay! Just beat the evil flying thing! :D
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy posted: Evil flying bird thing the kid mentioned came back for a round two -.- What a bitch! -_-
Lightning 'The Fearless' Farron: WILL YOU ALL GET OFF FB AND HELP ME? !
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers posted: Sweet! Just got some blue chicks that morph into a motorcycle! :D
Fang The Destroyer and Snow 'The Hero' Villiers are now friends
Fang The Destroyer: Blue chicks that morph into a motorcycle... are you a retard?
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: OMFG! ! They can do a super epic ice ramp! :DDDDDD
Fang The Destroyer: I'll take that as a yes...
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Chapter Four- The Vile Peaks
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy posted: Wow, the scenery in this place is totally great -.-
[Oerba Dia Vanille likes this]
Oerba Dia Vanille: I know right? ^_^ x
Sazh 'The Pimp'Katzroy: Sarcasm little lady... hey, where'd grumpy and girly boy go?
Oerba Dia Vanille: Oh, they totally left us! :D x
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy: Charming... you really are happy all the time aren't ya?
Oerba Dia Vanille: You bet! Now, let's run to where there's less danger! ^.^ x
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy: I hear that!
Lightning 'The Fearless' Farron posted: Urgh, can't go on like this. Gonna have to ditch the kid
Hope Estheim: Hey! I promise I won't slow you down!
Lightning 'The Fearless' Farron: Then how come you're still at the bottom of that cliff that I just skillfully jumped up?
Hope Estheim: Uh... well...
Lightning 'The Fearless' Farron: Yeah, no offense or anything but: bye
Hope Estheim posted: I-I'm all alone... I'm scared! :'(
Oerba Dia Vanille: Don't worry hun, we'll travel with you~! ^_^ x
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy: Yeah, don't sweat it
Hope Estheim: Oh good, as long as I'm with you guys everything should be okay :)
Hope Estheim posted: THINGS ARE NOT OKAY! ! MEANIE GIANT ROBOT IS ATTACKING! !
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy: Oi! Some healing would be nice!
Hope Estheim: But I'm scared! :'(
Chocoling: Kewh kewh KEWH!
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy: I had no idea that word could be used as a noun O_O
Lightning 'The Fearless' Farron posted: So I somehow ended up saddled with the kid again...
Hope Estheim: Hehe "n.n
Hope Estheim posted: Hey! Robot riding is totally fun! :D
Lightning 'The Fearless' Farron: I'm impressed... well done Hope
Hope Estheim: :)
Lightning 'The Fearless' Farron: Just had the biggest bitch of a battle ever against some thing called Odin! -_-
Hope Estheim: I was so scared!
Lightning 'The Fearless' Farron: So I'm in control of a man that turns into a horse? Interesting...
Oerba Dia Vannile: Wow, we found a totally cool scap-heap maze place! ^_^ x
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy: I'm too old for this...
Chocoling: Kewh!
Oerba Dia Vanille: What did he say? x
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy: He says he can't be arsed with this
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Chapter Five- The Gapra Whitewood
Hope Estheim posted: Hey... this place looks pretty nice
Lightning 'The Fearless' Farron: Yeah, just be on your guard. The Gapra Whitewood is a facility for creating hybrid monsters
Hope Estheim: O_O
Lightning 'The Fearless' Farron posted: As a responsible adult and member of the Guardian Corps, I have just given a teenager a dangerous knife.
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: You sure tht's a gd idea? ! o.O
Lightning 'The Fearless' Farron: Oh, you're still alive :/
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: Haha, ur such a joker! Course I am, I'm the hero!
Lightning 'The Fearless' Farron: *sigh* Seriously, why is there not a dislike button on this infernal site?
Lightning 'The Fearless' Farron posted: So the kid was doing really well, and even lead the way for a bit. But now that we're up against some big-ass monster thing...
Hope Estheim: I-I'm scared...
Lightning 'The Fearless' Farron: *sigh* I guess I'll have to build this kid's confdence up bit by bit. In the meantime: Hope, stop cowering in the corner and help me!
Hope Estheim: R-Right!
Hope Estheim posted: I'm going to have a heart attack soon, I just know it!
Lightning 'The Fearless' Farron: Hey, we beat that boss didn't we? Just look at the plus side: We're heading to your home
Hope Estheim: Yeah... okay then, I can do this!
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Chapter Six- The Sunleth Waterscape
Oerba Dia Vanille posted: Ah! This place is soooo pretty~! ^_^ x
[Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy likes this]
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy: I gotta admit, it is pretty nice
Oerba Dia Vanille: I wish Fang were here to see this :( x
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy: Fang?
Fang The Destroyer: Trust me Vanille, I wish I were with you as well! I'm here with some stupid blonde guy -.-
Snow 'The Hero' Villers: Hey! I thought tht we were friends!
Oerba Dia Vanille: You know Snow? :)xxx
Fang The Destroyer: You know this airhead?
Oerba Dia Vanille: Yeah! He's really nice :D Btw, GET BACK TO HOPE ALREADY SNOW! x
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: Huh? Why? He's safe with sis
Oerba Dia Vanille: But you're his hero!x
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: Haha! Yeah, I AM the hero aren't I? :D [He's totally oblivious to what she means]
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy and Fang The Destroyer became friends
Fang The Destroyer to Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy: Oi! You'd better take good care of Vanille or else you'll be sorry! -.-
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy: Yes ma'am!
Oerba Dia Vanille posted: Yay~! I can magically change the weather! ^_^ x
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy: Hey! Be careful with that thing Vanille! We don't want it to be sunny now!
Oerba Dia Vanille: Huh? Why not?
Oerba Dia Vanille and Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy just got attacked by a huge flying bird and an annoying lizard that has armour that makes it virtually indestructable
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy: THIS IS WHY!
Oerba Dia Vanille: Oh... oops? "n.n
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy posted: So some how we made it through the freaky weather changing parts...
Chocoling: Kewh! -_-
Oerba Dia Vanille: What did he say? :)x
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy: He said that he couldn't be arsed going through all of that
Oerba Dia Vanille: Why not? It was totally fun~! :D x
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy: Ah well, at least we can get out of here now
Chocoling posted: Kewh, kewh, kewh kewh... KEWH! ! -.- [Translation: Currently being attacked by Enki and Enlil... this is gonna take a while! ! -.-]
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy: I hear that! Hey Vanille... mind if I ask you something?
Oerba Dia Vanille: Sure :)x
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy: Well... it's just that... when you fight...
Oerba Dia Vanille: Yeah? x
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy: You know you kinda sound like... well you make certain noises that are... well...
Oerba Dia Vanille: Oh, you mean my fierce battle noises? :D Don't I sound totally scary? I do it to intimidate the monsters! ! ^_^ x
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy: That's you being intimidating? ! O_O
Chocoling: Kewh Kewh! [Translation: It sounds more like you- *I am not allowed to document what the chocoling said, it is extremely rude*]
Oerba Dia Vanille posted: Just found out about something really bad...
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy: You okay Vanille?
Oerba Dia Vanille: I'm sorry... x
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy: For what? :S
Oerba Dia Vanille: For... actually never mind x
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy: ?
Oerba Dia Vanille: Don't worry! ^_^ Let's just head to that Nautilus place :D x
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy: Okay then...
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Chapter Seven- Palumpolum
Hope Estheim posted: Wow... my home town is completely different. There are so many PSICOM officers everywhere...
Lightning 'The Fearless' Farron: It's okay Hope, just focus on getting home.
Hope Estheim: Right!
The Amazing Fal Cie Carbuncle posted: OMG! Some of the evil people that hurt Annie are here!
The Epic Fal Cie Titan: You fer real?
The Amazing Fal Cie Carbuncle: Totally!
The Epic Fal Cie Titan: Well attack 'em! Avenge our dear Annie!
The Amazing Fal Cie Carbuncle: Ah crap... they just left...
The Epic Fal Cie Titan: Well played -.-
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: Just used me epic hero skillz and the blue chicks to pwn loads of PSICOM dudes! ! :D
Lightning 'The Fealress' Farron: Although I hate to say it: Well done Snow
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: Ah it was nothing sis! ^_^
Lightning 'The Fearless' Farron: Right then, you take Hope to his home. It's safer if we split up, so I'll meet up with you there
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: Got it!
Hope Estheim: ...
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: ?
Hope Estheim posted: This. Sucks. -_-
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: Haha! Dn't b so gloomy! The hero iz here with ya! :D
Oerba Dia Vanille: WHAT? ! You guys are back together? ! Sazh, can we meet back up with the others? x
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy: No, we're ages away from them!
Oerba Dia Vanille: Oh man :( Guess I'll just go back on FF dot net x
Hope Estheim: What's that?
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy: Some website she's become obsessed with
Hope Estheim: What's on it? :S
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: Ask tht l8r, we gt wrk 2 do Hope!
Hope Estheim: Fine...
Lightning 'The Fearless' Farron and Fang The Destroyer became friends
Lightning 'The Fearless' Farron posted: Finally! Someone who actually makes a decent ally!
Fang The Destroyer: Heh, I'm just that good ;)
Lightning 'The Fealress' Farron: But mind if I say something?
Fang The Destroyer: Sure
Lightning 'The Fearless' Farron: You have me throughly confused. I mean, you're tanned, but you have an australian type accent, yet you're wearing a sari! What's up with that?
Fang The Destroyer: I like to keep people guessing
Lightning 'The Fearless' Farron: And I thought I was complex...
Yuj posted: Okay, so Imma just get this off my chest: Why the hell am I not with the people that seem to be getting shit done? ! -.-
[Gadot likes this]
Gadot: That's what I wanna know man, we are NORA! We deserve the spotlight!
Yuj: Exactly! And have you seen my hair? It is far too epic to be sidelined!
Lebreau: Would you two stop bitching and do something useful?
Yuj: That's freaking easy for you to say! You get cute little Maqui all to yourself! -_-
Lebreau: Okay, 1.) You need help. 2.) I'm only with him because we agreed to split up!
Yuj: Well I said I wanted to go with Maqui!
Maqui: Yuj, no offense but when you're all weird like this I just don't feel comfortable around you
Yuj: Just admit your love already!
Maqui: Oh dear God...
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers posted: Sweet! Almost at Hope's place, we r kicking ass! We make a prtty sick team! :D
Hope Estheim: We do not, I can't stand you.
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: Haha! Ur a joker lyk sis! :P
Hope Estheim: Whatever, carry on being delusional -_-
Oerba Dia Vanille: I wish I was there right now! :( x
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy: You... you need help little lady
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: Hey Hope, come off FB 4 a sec. New enemies 4 us 2 beat!
Hope Estheim posted: I AM SO SCARED RIGHT NOW! OH MY GOD I THINK I'M GOING TO DIE!
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: I AGREE! ! THE EVIL FLYING MOTORCYCLES R GONNA KILL US! !
Hope Estheim: WHAT DO WE DO? ! :'(
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: I HAV NO IDEA! THESE ENEMIES DN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE! WHO EVR HEARD OF AN EVIL FLYING MOTORCYCLE? !
Hope Estheim: LET'S JUST USE ALL OUR SHROUDS! !
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: GR8 PLAN! !
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers posted: HOLY CRAP THE SHROUDS DIDN'T WORK AND WE'RE GETTING PWNED! !
Hope Estheim: I DON'T WANT TO DIE THIS WAY! !
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: OKAY, LET'S JUST CALM DWN 4 A SECOND! JUST CALM DOWN! !
Hope Estheim: I'M AS CALM AS I CAN BE WHILE BEING SHOT AT BY A MOTORBIKE OF DEATH! !
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: OKAY NEW PLAN: WE RUN AND WE JUST DON'T STOP, NO MATTER WHAT! !
Hope Estheim: AGREED! !
Hope Estheim posted: I... I'm alive...
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: I thought we were gonners!
Hope Estheim: Well at least there aren't any evil flying motorcycles of doom up on this roof. We should be safe now, right?
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: U bet!
Hope Estheim posted: SNOW YOU LIAR! ! YOU SAID THAT WE'D BE SAFE!
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: How was I supposed 2 know we'd be attacked by an ufdhjsbfd sjbfgdfj? !
Hope Estheim: It's called an Ushumgal Subjugator idiot...
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: Yeah, tht's wot I typed!
Hope Estheim: Right... anyways: WE ARE GONNA DIE! !
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: No we won't just gt off FB and heal me!
Hope Estheim: But I don't like you, I'm scared, and ceebs so yeah... I'd rather not
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: Let's just get through this first and then you can say whatever!
Hope Estheim: Fine! But I swear, death is looking like the much better option at this point -_-
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers posted: AWESOME! We just kicked it'z ass! ! :D
Hope Estheim: Just shut up already.
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: Hey, dn't be so cold! :P
Hope Estheim: Why shouldn't I be? You take no responsibility whatsoever! Even when people get hurt, you just blindly charge into everything like an idiot!
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: Hope, I...
Hope Estheim: You killed my mother! ! I HATE you!
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: No! I... I didn't mean-
Hope Estheim and Snow 'The Hero' Villiers were just caught up in a massive explosion, in which they fell off a multi-story building
Hope Estheim and Snow 'The Hero' Villiers went from being 'conscious' to 'unconscious'
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers posted: I... I have no idea what I should do...
Lightning 'The Fearless' Farron: Where is Hope? !
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: I have him, but he's out cold... Light, I...
Lightning 'The Fearless' Farron: Nevermind that for now. Just focus on getting somewhere safe
Hope Estheim and Snow 'The Hero' Villiers went from being 'one-sided enemies' to 'it's complicated'
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers posted: Damn, another ufbdhg snjfdghdf iz attacking!
Hope Estheim: You idiot! You can't possibly fight it on your own!
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: Dn't wrry... I'll be fine!
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers just got pwned in under 2 seconds
Hope Estheim: Ah crap!
Hope Estheim has finally stopped being a wimp, and is now attacking the ugjdfbg sfkjgbd
Hope Estheim: It's an Ushumgal Subjugator!
Lightning 'The Fearless' Farron: Don't worry Hope! We've got your back!
Hope Estheim and Fang The Destroyer are now friends
Fang The Destroyer: You bet! Now let's kick some ass!
Hope Estheim posted: I'm home...
Fang The Destroyer: Pretty nice place you got here kid
Lightning 'The Fearless' Farron: It may be nice, but let's just hope that it's safe...
Lightning 'The Fearless' Farron posted: So... remember how I hoped this place was safe? It was in vain -_-
Fang The Destroyer: It ain't that bad! Now we get to beat up some damn Sanctum puppets!
Yaag Rosch posted: Just got my ass handed to me by some bloody l'Cie! -_-
[Jihl Nabaat likes this]
Jihl Nabaat: Hah! You're useless
Yaag Rosch: Shut it Nabaat! I'm not in the mood to deal with you right now
Cid Raines: Yes, lay off him. You want to go drinking? It always helps me when I feel down
Yaag Rosch: Why not? I think getting drunk is the only thing I can do in this situation
Jihl Nabaat: Oi! I'm under stress too! I'm coming as well
Cid Raines: Whatever, the more the merrier
Jihl Nabaat posted: Oh dear God, I'm NEVER going drinking with these idiots again! First they spill my beer, and now they're crying on the damn floor! Pathetic!
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Chapter Eight- Nautilus
Oerba Dia Vanille posted: Wow~ This Nautilus place is so cool~! ^_^ And the festival-parade thing is amazing~! ^.^ x
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy: I'm glad you like it :)
Chocoling: Kewh, kewh!
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy: Okay okay, we'll go and see some chocobos now, kay?
Chocoling: Kewh! :D
Oerba Dia Vanille: Aww, he's happy~! ^_^ x
Chocoling posted: Kewh kewh kewh~ :D [Translation: Yay, I'm making loads of new friends~ :D]
Oerba Dia Vanille: Sazh, this place is the best! ^_^ x
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy: Yeah... I wish Dajh was here to see this
Oerba Dia Vanille: ...
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy: Hey, I'm gonna turn myself in Vanille. I can't do all of this running anymore
Oerba Dia Vanille: What? ! O_O YOU CAN'T x
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy: I have to. Don't worry, you'll be fine on your own :)
Oerba Dia Vanille: But... But I know who did it! I know the l'Cie who ruined Dajh's life!
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy: Really? Then tell me!
Oerba Dia Vanille and Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy are suddenly attacked by a crapton of PSICOM dudes
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy posted: I'm too damn old for this...
Oerba Dia Vanille: Don't worry, we can do this! Things can't get much worse right? x
Oerba Dia Vanille and Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy find themselves in a battle against the Midlight Reaper
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy: You were saying? -.-
Oerba Dia Vanille: Ahh... hehe "n.n
Chocoling: Kewh KEWH kewh! [Translation: Can NOT be arsed!]
Dajh Katzroy went from being a 'Cocoon l'Cie' to being a 'crystal'
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy posted: No... Dajh...
Jihl Nabat: You should be proud, your son is a hero of Cocoon. Oh by the way, I'm sending you a link to a video in your inbox, I think that you'll find it interesting
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy: What? ... Vanille...
Jihl Nabaat: Well yes, as you can see it was that girl you've grown so fond of that ruined your lives, so why don't you go and take revenge?
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy: DAMMIT!
Oerba Dia Vanille to Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy: I'm so sorry Sazh... I understand if you want to kill me x
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy: Oh hell no! You think you can get away that easily?
Oerba Dia Vanille: Then what do you want from me?
Just as things are getting dramatic, Oerba Dia Vanille and Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy are attacked once again
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy posted: So I get a firely flaming car thing of doom? I guess that's cool, although it's a shame that I'll never use it
Oerba Dia Vanille: What do you mean? x
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy: Goodbye cruel world!
Oerba Dia Vanille: NOOOOOOOOO! x
Jihl Nabaat posted: Haha! Just had an awesome day in which I complete pwned everyone. I'm off for a few drinks
Yaag Rosch: Mind if I join you? I really need a drink
Cid Raines: Ditto that!
Jihl Nabaat: I guess...
Jihl Nabaat posted: Why the hell did I agree to drink with these idiots again?
Yaag Rosch: Heeeeyyyyyy donttt eb mane!
Cid Raines: ufhds dshadg dsahdgsgggggggggggg
Jihl Nabaat: You two are too drunk to type, let alone be on FB! You've barely had anything to drink either! Lightweights!
Yaag Rosch: Buttttttt iii ble fdfdsfgyi
Jihl Nabaat: For Fal Cie's sake, sod this! I'm going to find someone who can actually hold their alcohol! -_-
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Chapter Nine- The Palamecia
Fang The Destroyer posted: Okay... why are we on this ship again?
Lightning 'The Fearless' Farron: Good question... I forgot. Let's just beat everyone up
Fang The Destroyer: Sounds good!
Oerba Dia Vanille posted: Sazh... thank Fal Cie you're okay! x
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy: Yeah...
Oerba Dia Vanille: I'm sorry... hey, where are we? x
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy: Err... I think on a ship of some kind?
Oerba Dia Vanille: Huh? Why? :S x
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy: No earthly idea, I just go with it. None of the places we end up seem to make that much sense
Fang The Destroyer: Vanille? You're on a ship?
Oerba Dia Vanille: Yup~ :D xxx
Fang The Destroyer: I'M COMING FOR YOU VANILLE!
Oerba Dia Vanille posted: Yay~! I'm back with Fang~! ^_^ xxxxxxxx
[Fang The Destroyer likes this]
Fang The Destroyer: That's the last time I'm letting you out of my sight!
Oerba Dia Vanille: Okay~ OMG yay! Snow and Hope are here! :D x
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: Yo! :D
Hope Estheim: Hi :)
Oerba Dia Vanille: Does this place have wifi? I need to check something ^.^ x
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy: Oh God... not that fiction site again! You need help!
Hope Estheim: Seriously, what's on that site? :S
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: Cn't be anyfin 2 bad, just ignore it Hope :P
Hope Estheim: Yeah, I guess you're right
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy posted: Woah! Creepy old guy pulling the strings and is a secret Fal Cie? Mind=Blown!
[Snow 'The Hero' Villiers, Hope Estheim, Fang The Destroyer and Oerba Dia Vanille like this]
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: IKR? !
Hope Estheim: I totally didn't see that coming!
Fang The Destroyer: I'm still all 'WTF? O_O'
Oerba Dia Vanille: This is so weird~ :/ x
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy: Gotta admit though, I'm a fan of his. He totally pwned Nabaat for me!
Oerba Dia Vanille: Yeah~! :D x
Lightning 'The Fearless' Farron: OI! ALL OF YOU GET OFF FACEBOOK RIGHT NOW AND HELP ME! I CAN'T FIGHT THIS IDIOT ON MY OWN!
Fang The Destroyer posted: Urgh, old man is a total douche -.-
[Snow 'The Hero' Villiers likes this]
Chocoling: Kewh! [Translation: Agreed!]
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: Tht fite waz horrible!
Lightning 'The Fearless' Farron: It wasn't THAT bad you guys
Fang The Destroyer: Oh really? Well then next time, why don't YOU try being the Sentinel and taking crap loads of hits, and Snow and I will simply stab the thing to death without taking any damage whatsoever!
Lightning 'The Fearless' Farron: ...
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: Haha! Nice 1 Fang! XD
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy posted: So our focus is to destroy Cocoon? FML...
[Snow 'The Hero' Villiers, Hope Estheim and Lightning 'The Fealress' Farron like this]
Hope Estheim: We'll find some way around it!
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: He iz rite! We will save Cocoon! I'm da hero!
Fang The Destroyer posted: Hey, Afro man is pretty sick at flying airships
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy: I'd say thanks and agree most of the time, but this thing is flying itself!
Hope Estheim: Ah! We're being shot at!
Yaag Rosch posted: How the bloody hell did they get away? Dammit! -_-
Cid Raines: I foresee a drinking session...
Yaag Rosch: Definitely!
Cid Raines: Should we ask Nabaat?
Yaag Rosch: Oh she's dead, or in an Intensive Care unit or something. She was mean anyway
Cid Raines: Fair enough, see you in a bit then
Jihl Nabaat posted: As if no one is visiting me in my hour of need! You are all wankers! -.-
Jihl Nabaat and The Great Fal Cie Anima are now friends
The Great Fal Cie Anima: At least there's someone for me to talk to on this ward now :)
Jihl Nabaat: A Fal Cie? ! Wait... weren't you frozen in some lake? I read some reports that said so
The Great Fal Cie Anima: When I thawed out, I was taken to be treated here
The Epic Fal Cie Titan: Dude! YOU'RE ALIVE! :DDDDDDDDDD
The Amazing Fal Cie Carbuncle: I'm so happy Annie! I was so worried about you!
The Great Fal Cie Anima: I'm so lucky to have friends like you guys :)
Jihl Nabaat: I wish someone actually gave a toss about me -.- I guess it's my line of work that landed me with no friends :/
The Great Fal Cie Anima: Well when you get better, why not try a different job?
Jihl Nabaat: Well I quite fancy the idea of having my own T.V show, after all I have the looks
The Great Fal Cie Anima: That sounds great! :)
Jihl Nabaat: Would you like to be a guest on it at some point?
The Great Fal Cie Anima: Definitely! :D
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Chapter Ten- The Fifth Ark
Fang The Destroyer posted: Aw, this place feels like home :)
[Oerba Dia Vanille likes this]
Oerba Dia Vanille: Yup~~! ^_^ xxx
Hope Estheim: Seems kinda freaky to me :/
Fang The Destroyer: How dare you mock where we come from? This place is awesome!
Lightning 'The Fearless' Farron: Look, before you start some debate of epic proportions, come off FB and focus on getting stronger. That's the sole point of even being here
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy: I don't like this one bit... I'm too old for this!
Lightning 'The Fealress' Farron: Believe me, I'm not exactly thrilled. Where is a dislike button when you need it? -.-
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers posted: I hav no idea wot 2 belive any mre! 1st sum motorbikes attack me in Palumpolum, and now sum statue thingies just attacked me! :(
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy: I gotta admit, these enemies just keep gettin weirder and weirder
Lebreau just posted 5 new photos in the album 'Me and Maqui Chilling :D'
[Maqui likes this]
Maqui: Haha! As if you put these up Lebreau! :P
Lebreau: Well they were pretty cool, it's good that we can save the day and still have fun at the same time :D
Maqui: Yeah :)
Yuj: You had a PHOTO SESH? ! Just the TWO of you? !
Lebreau: Yeah, so?
Yuj: ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME MAQUI? ! :'(
Maqui: We aren't even going out you idiot! -_-
Gadot: Oh God, Maqui would you hurry back already? Yuj has been suicidal these past few days!
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: Sup guys! Long tym no speak!
Maqui: Snow! As our leader, would you PLEASE talk some sense into Yuj?
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: Huh? U 2 havin a lovers fite?
Maqui: WE ARE NOT LOVERS!
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: Srsly? But Yuj sed u were!
Lightning 'The Fearless' Farron: Oi! Snow, get in the damn fight and stop chatting on this stupid site!
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: Fine! Anyways, u 2 make up soon~ l8r!
Maqui: Why do I even bother? -.-
Cid Raines to Yaag Rosch: Yeah... so if I make it through the day then I'll definitely be needing a drink later!
Yaag Rosch: Why? What are you doing?
Fang The Destroyer posted: Okay, what the hell is going on? First the old guy is evil, and now Raines? ! You've gotta be kidding me!
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: I giv up tryin 2 gt this anymre -.-
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy: There's only so much this old man can take!
Hope Estheim: MIND LENDING ME, LIGHT AND VANILLE A HAND? THIS GUY'S IMPOSSIBLE!
Fang The Destroyer: Oh hell no! I ain't joining in, I'll end up taking all the hits and being sore in the morning! -_-
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: Sme here! We iz on strike!
Lightning 'The Fearless' Farron: Oh real hero like Snow -.-
Oerba Dia Vanille just got pwned by Cid Raines
Fang The Destroyer: VANILLE! Oh THAT'S it! Imma tear this guy limb from limb!
Fang The Destroyer literally lived up to her name...
Cid Raines went from being 'a closeted l'Cie' to 'status unknown... yeah, we dunno if he's dead or crystal powder or whatever'
Yaag Rosch commented: WTAF? ! O_O
Lightning 'The Fearless' Farron: Well that fight was a nightmare -_-
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy: You can say that again!
Chocoling: Kewh... kewh kewh? Kewh kewh kewh? [Translation: Wait... technically you are the 'bad guys' right? So shouldn't you have let the 'good guy' kill you so that Cocoon would be saved?]
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy: Well damn... you actually have a point! o.O
Lightning 'The Fearless' Farron: What did it say?
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy: Er... nothing. I think it's better if you didn't know, hehe "n_n
Lightning 'The Fearless' Farron: ?
Oerba Dia Vanille posted: This place is becoming more and more like a maze~ :D x
Hope Estheim: I'm not sure that's a good thing, this is getting tedious! And there are so many monsters...
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: Ah, it ain't that bad! All of us r 2gether rite?
Oerba Dia Vanille: Kyaa~
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers posted: Hey! Let's stop being depressed and do it! Let's topple da Sanctum!
Lightning 'The Fearless' Farron: ...Well, it's worth a shot
Hope Estheim: Yeah, why not?
Oerba Dia Vanille: I'm in~! ^_^ x
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy: Chocoling and I are in as well :)
Fang The Destroyer: Are you all idiots? I refuse to be a part of such stupid ideas! -_-
Oerba Dia Vanille: Ah! Fang, don't get too worked up! xxx
Fang The Destroyer: Why the hell shouldn't I? I have a right to feel like this!
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy: No! She means that if you keep on stressing out then-
Fang The Destroyer: Stressing out? I'LL SHOW YOU STRESSED OUT!
Bahamut was summoned up and started another crazy Eidolen battle
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy: THIS IS WHY WE TOLD YOU TO KEEP CALM!
Fang The Destroyer: Oh... my bad guys!
Fang The Destroyer posted: Haha! All you loser's wish you were me! I have an Eidolen that can fly!
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: Nah, I luv my motorbyk hybrid thing! :D
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy: And Brynhildr is perfect for me! :)
Lightning 'The Fearless' Farron: To be fair... why have all of you guys got cool vehicles and I have a horse?
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: Haha! LAME!
Lightning 'The Fearless' Farron: Shut it!
Oerba Dia Vanille: Oh man, I feel left out :( x
Hope Estheim: Totally know how you feel "-.-
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy posted: Okay... so tell me again why I'm flying a Pulsian airship to Pulse?
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: 2 GT STRONGA!
Oerba Dia Vanille: I just wanna see my hometown ^_^ x
Fang The Destroyer: Same here
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy: Okay then...
Lightning 'The Fearless' Farron: OI! Why are you on Facebook when you're flying an airship? !
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy: Oh yeah... whoops :P
Hope Estheim: Come to think of it, Pulse is kinda the same as abroad right? I've never been abroad before!
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: Samez! Oh man, dis iz gonna be awesome! HOLIDAY!
Lightning 'The Fearless' Farron: Actually... I haven't been abroad either. Well this will be interesting
Fang The Destroyer to Oerba Dia Vanille: ARGH! They won't shut up about not having been abroad!
Oerba Dia Vanille: Yeah... it's pretty annoying :/ xxx
Fang The Destroyer: We're gonna have to do something!
Oerba Dia Vanille: We could... pray? xxx
Fang The Destroyer: Pah! Like that's gonna work!
A giant flying monster came out of absolutely nowhere and whacked full force into the aircraft
Oerba Dia Vanille: It worked! :D xxx
Fang The Destroyer: O_O ... Sweet!
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy posted: Urgh, just had a nightmare getting onto the ground!
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: Haha! It waz well gd!
Fang The Destroyer: Vanille, we're home... LET'S DO THIS! PULSE HERE WE COME!
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Chapter Eleven- Pulse
Hope Estheim went from being 'conscious' to 'unconscious'
Oerba Dia Vanille posted: EVERYONE! GET BACK RIGHT NOW! x
Lightning 'The Fearless' Farron: What's happened?
Oerba Dia Vanille: HOPE'S COLLAPSED! :'( ...Snow! You're the only one that can save him! x
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: Right! Wait... y me? :S
Oerba Dia Vanille: NEVER MIND THAT AND HURRY BACK HERE! (and possibly give him mouth to mouth...) x
Hope Estheim posted: I'm useless... Everyone would be better off if I just left now
Lightning 'The Fearless' Farron: Don't be ridiculous Hope, we need you
Hope Estheim: No you don't! I just get in the way!
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy: Aw crap... don't get too negative Hope!
Hope Estheim: I can't help it! I just want to fade out! :'(
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: Cheer up man! We all care bout u! :D
Oerba Dia Vanille: ^Especially Snow ^_^ x
Hope Estheim: I've made my choice, I want you all to just leave me!
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy: Cue dramatic Eidolen battle...
Fang The Destroyer posted: How come the smallest guy gets a total beastly Eidolen? !
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy: I'd chalk that up to a little thing called 'irony'
Hope Estheim: Wow... I can't believe I have my very own Eidolen! But, umm... can anyone tell me what it transforms into? It doesn't look like a vehicle or anything
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: I waz just tryin 2 figure dat out! :P
Oerba Dia Vanille: Now I'm the only one without an Eidolen :( x
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: It'z fine, just hav a mental breakdown and you'll gt 1! :D
Lightning 'The Fearless' Farron: You didn't even think about what you just typed did you Snow?
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: Nope! :D
Oerba Dia Vanille posted: Just found out about these really fun sounding side-quest things~! ^_^ x
Chocoling: Kewh Kewh -_- [Translation: Can not be arsed -_-]
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: Dis place iz HUGE! o.O
Fang The Destroyer: Yup, ain't it the best?
Hope Estheim: I guess... but so far it's always been so clear what we were meant to do. There's way too much stuff thrown at us all at once!
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: Well, we'll just explore 4 a bit! :)
Lightning 'The Fearless' Farron: Don't forget that the main point of the excursion is to get stronger and get to Oerba
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: Hey! Look at dat giant tortoise thing! Can we fite it? :D
Lightning 'The Fearless' Farron: Do you have a death wish?
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: Hey c'mon! We can beat dat thing!
Lightning 'The Fearless' Farron: Well you have fun fighting that huge monster, and the rest of us will carry on living
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: Kill joy -.-
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers posted: Haha XDXDXDXDXDXD Sazh iz fighting wit a cactus! ! XDXDXDXDXD
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy: It isn't funny! Damn plant is giving me attitude! -_-
Oerba Dia Vanille: It's just being friendly :) x
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy: It's taunting me dammit! ! -.-
Lightning 'The Fearless' Farron: We've been here less than a day and one of us is already insane...
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy: I WILL DESTROY YOU, YOU STUPID WALKING CACTUS! !
The Great Fal Cie Anima and Cid Raines are now friends
The Great Fal Cie Anima posted: Yay! New friend! :D
Cid Raines: Huh? I'm not dead? Where is this?
Jihl Nabaat: Some random hospital ward
Cid Raines: Oh hey Nabaat, what's with the Fal Cie?
The Great Fal Cie Anima: Oh don't mind me, I'm just recovering from pneumonia :P
Cid Raines: Okay... how did I even get here?
Jihl Nabaat: Trust me, I asked myself the same thing and have had no success in finding an answer. Just accept it and get better
Cid Raines: Right...
Oerba Dia Vanille posted: Just gone through loads of caves and in a pretty meadow~! ^_^ x
Fang The Destroyer: Hey Vanille, you know how you wanted an Eidolen?
Oerba Dia Vanille: Yeah? xxx
Fang The Destroyer: I can get you one now if ya want
Oerba Dia Vanille: Seriously? Yay! ^_^ xxx
Fang The Destroyer: I regained my memory, I remember everything, and you lied to me.
Oerba Dia Vanille: NOOOOOOOOOO!
Fang The Destroyer posted: Okay, Vanille what on earth is your Eidolen supposed to be?
Oerba Dia Vanille: I dunno, but it's cool~! ^.^ xxx
Hope Estheim: It's just as confusing as mine when it transforms :S
Oerba Dia Vanille: Ah well, I still love it! :D x
Lightning 'The Fearless' Farron posted: I officially hate all acquatic life
Fang The Destroyer: You think you got problems? Try defending against an army of Ceratosaurs!
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: They really hurt! :( This Sulyya Springs place iz mean! :(
Fang The Destroyer: Due to us having the hardest job as Sentinels, Snow and I are going on strike again
Lightning 'The Fearless' Farron: Don't you dare! I swear to God I will send you spam and viruses!
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: Sheesh! At least giv us 5 mins sis!
Lightning 'The Fearless' Farron: Fine.
Hope Estheim changed his name to The Simpering Maiden
The Simpering Maiden posted: I love Snow so much with all my heart and I want us to be together forever~! I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU SNOW! ^_^ xxxxxxxxxx
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy: Oh yeah, cuz that totally isn't a frape or anything XD
Fang The Destroyer to Oerba Dia Vanille: Haha! That frape was totally awesome!
Oerba Dia Vanille: I know~ :D xxx
Fang The Destroyer: His password was so abvious! 'Ilovemymummy123' :P
Oerba Dia Vanille: Aw, he's so sweet ^_^ xxx
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers to The Simpering Maiden: I'm confuzzled... u in luv wit me?
The Simpering Maiden: Hell no! Where did you get such a stupid idea?
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: You posted it dude!
The Simpering Maiden: Wha? Damn! VANILLE! FANG! -_-
The Simpering Maiden changed his name to Hope Estheim
Fang The Destroyer: Meh, you're no fun!
Yuj: I totally support your love bro! Hope things work out with our boss! Good luck! ;D
Hope Estheim: WHERE ARE PEOPLE GETTING THIS IDEA THAT I LOVE SNOW FROM? !
Fang The Destroyer: Imma change your name again!
Hope Estheim: No! Please don't!
Hope Estheim changed his name to Hope 'Motherf*cking' Estheim
Fang The Destroyer: Now you sound all badass! You're welcome!
Hope 'Motherf*cking' Estheim: I-I never did anything like that with my mother! :'(
Fang The Destroyer: I know, but it's like cool slang. It doesn't mean you actually did :P
Hope 'Motherf*cking' Estheim: ...You're just gonna change it back if I get rid of it aren't you?
Fang The Destroyer: Yup ;)
Hope 'Motherf*cking' Estheim: *sigh*
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: So wait... do u luv me? :S
Hope 'Motherf*cking' Estheim: FOR THE LAST TIME NO! -_-
Oerba Dia Vanille: ^DENAIL! x
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy: Urgh... just the look of this Taejin's Tower place tells me it's gonna be a pain in the ass -_-
Chocoling: Kewh KEWH! -.- [Can not be ARSED! -.-]
Lightning 'The Fearless' Farron: I actually agree, this maze/puzzle thing is definately going to irk me
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: I hav no idea how dis place wrks :S
Fang The Destroyer: So basically, we spend freaking HOURS lost inside this stupid tower, get attacked by endless monsters, and when we finally get somewhere, some big ass dragon thing attacks us! Are we not allowed a freaking break? !
[Snow 'The Hero' Villiers, Hope 'Motherf*cking' Estheim, Fang The Destroyer, Lightning 'The Fearless' Farron and Oerba Dia Vanille like this]
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy: I think I speak for everyone here when I say: I COMPLETELY AGREE!
Oerba Dia Vanille posted: No... Fang, our village... xxx
Fang The Destroyer: Damn... a number was really done on this place :/
Oerba Dia Vanille: I'm going to explore the buildings x
Lightning 'The Fearless' Farron: Everyone split up and look for anything that could be of any use, but stay alert
Oerba Dia Vanille: FANG! I found a picture of us on the table of a building~! ^_^ And I also found Bhakti~! :D xxx
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy: That's pretty cool! :)
Fang The Destroyer posted: Great, we get to fight the old fart again -_-
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: This is gonna hurt :(
Fang The Destroyer: Tell me about it -.-
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: Strike? :D
Fang The Destroyer: Sounds good! :D
Lightning 'The Fearless' Farron: Don't even think about it! Look, get Hope to give you buffs and Vanille to focus on healing spells so it won't hurt as much!
Hope 'Motherf*cking' Estheim: Yeah, we can do this!
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy: Okay... Imma just say this now: I can't take you seriously with that name XD
Hope 'Motherf*cking' Estheim: It's not my fault! Fang will just change it again if I make it normal!
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy: Change your password?
Hope 'Motherf*cking' Estheim: Tried it, she always finds it out -.-
Fang The Destroyer: I am just THAT good ;D
Oerba Dia Vanille: Uhh, guys? Can we ban FB when we are in important battles, cuz I'm dying over here! x
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: Right! Let's focus! ... Oh hey, Farmville gt an update :D
Lightning 'The Fearless' Farron: FOCUS SNOW!
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: Bt my cabbages!
Lightning 'The Fearless' Farron: Don't make me hurt you.
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: Fine! Bt if ma veggies die u iz sorting it out!
Hope 'Motherf*cking' Estheim posted: Urgh, that was just painful!
Fang The Destroyer: Thank God it's over for now!
Lightning 'The Fearless' Farron: Okay, let's head back to Cocoon and put an end to the Fal Cie reign of terror!
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: YEAH!
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Chapter Twelve- Eden
Cid Raines posted: So... I'm all better but I seem to have lost my willpower :/ Bummer -.-
Yaag Rosch: Oh, so that's why you've been acting like a dick lately?
Cid Raines: Yup, sorry about that :/
Jihl Nabaat: Wait, that doesn't make any sense! If you have no willpower, then how could you post that?
Cid Raines: Apparently I can write whatever I want on Facebook :S
Jihl Nabaat: Whatever, you're only going to get yourself killed
The Great Fal Cie Anima: Guess we'll see you back at the ward soon~! :D
Traffic Update: The streets of Cocoon are currently experiencing extreme traffic problems and drivers driving erratically and irresponsibly
Hope 'Motherf*cking' Estheim posted: Guys, I think it would be safer if we tried to get to a rural area of Cocoon, we don't want to get caught in the traffic
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: No way, let's just charge in! :D
Fang The Destroyer: Agreed! Eidolens at the ready people!
Oerba Dia Vanille: This is gonna be so much fun~! ^_^ x
Fang The Destroyer posted: Just obliterated the streets of Cocoon! That was freaking epic!
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: Can we do it again? :3
Fang The Destroyer: Sure, let's just go find some more traffic :)
Lightning 'The Fearless' Farron: You can terrorise the streets when we've completed our mission!
Fang The Destroyer: Fine, you're no fun -_-
Yaag Rosch posted: Okay, time to defeat the bloody l'Cie once and for all!
Jihl Nabaat: Three pints of beer says that you'll fail
Yaag Rosch: You're on!
Jihl Nabaat to Yaag Rosch: You lost yet?
Yaag Rosch: Not yet! They may have won round one, but I've still got fight left within me!
Jihl Nabaat: Right, just let me know you're defeated
Yaag Rosch: Oh ye of little faith -.-
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers posted: Hey! Da giant tortoises r hre as well!
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy: How in hell did it fit through a warp gate? O_O
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: Nt sure... cn we fite it now? :D
Fang The Destroyer: Yeah! Let's prove we can do it!
Lightning 'The Fearless' Farron: Are you both idiots?
Fang The Destroyer: Ah, calm down Light. I have a perfect strategy! Vanille, you need to do exactly what I say okay?
Oerba Dia Vanille: Right! ^_^ x
Lightning 'The Fearless' Farron: I refuse to fight this battle.
The group (minus Lightning) actually managed to pwn an Adamantoise using a combination of Vanille's Eidolen and her death spell
Lightning 'The Fearless' Farron: No way...
Fang The Destroyer: We are just too cool for words!
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: ALRIGHT! Now time 2 beat up da Sanctum sum mre!
Gadot: Hey NORA, just got word the boss is back! Let's join back up and give him a hand!
[Yuj, Maqui, and Lebreau like this.]
Lebreau: Finally, we'll be doing something useful!
Maqui: Things are gonna get interesting! :)
Yuj: Yay~! I get to be reunited with you Maqui~~! ^_^ xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Maqui: Crap... hey Lebreau, mind if I borrow your machine gun?
Lebreau: Not at all
Yuj: O_O Stop playing hard to get already!
Lebreau: Maqui, I'll give you all my ammo. Looks like you're gonna need it!
Maqui: Thank you so much!
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers posted: My NORA crew r da best! Totally helped us out! :D
[Yuj, Maqui, Gadot and Lebreau like this.]
Gadot: No prob dude!
Yuj: Maqui is being mean :'( Oh hey, is that Hope guy here?
Hope 'Motherf*cking' Estheim: Yes?
Yuj: How's it going between you and the boss?
Oerba Dia Vanille: It's so sweet! ^_^ Kyaaaa~! x
Yuj: THAT good? Wow...
Hope 'Motherf*cking' Estheim: You know what? I'm not even going to let this bother me anymore -_-
Oerba Dia Vanille: That's the same as admitting your love! ^.^ x
Hope 'Motherf*cking' Estheim: IT IS NOT! PLEASE STOP SAYING I'M IN LOVE WITH SNOW!
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: So u do luv me?
Hope 'Motherf*cking' Estheim: NO! Urgh, let's just carry on saving the world and we can deal with this stupidity later -.-
Yaag Rosch posted: Okay, time to enact fight 2! Victory is mine!
Cid Raines: Good luck, I just got shot by the freaking Cavalry -.- Although to be fair, I deserved it
Yaag Rosch: How on earth are you still alive? O_O
Cid Raines: No clue, but I ended up back on the ward with Nabaat and Anima
The Great Fal Cie Anima: Call me Annie! :D
Yaag Rosch and The Great Fal Cie Anima are now friends
The Great Fal Cie Anima posted: Welcome to the ward! :D
Yaag Rosch: So this is it huh? I couldv'e sworn that I'd died...
Jihl Nabaat: Join the club
Cid Raines: I hear that
Jihl Nabaat: Oh by the way Rosch, you owe me three beers
Yaag Rosch: I know I know, stupid l'Cie -.-
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers posted: Time to kick some Orphan ass!
[Fang The Destroyer, Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy, Chocoling, Hope 'Motherf*cking' Estheim, Oerba Dia Vanille and Lightning 'The Fearless' Farron like this]
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Chapter Thirteen- Orphan's Cradle
Oerba Dia Vanille posted: Wow! This place is so pretty and pink~! ^_^ x
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy: Oh God... it's another puzzle place! O_O
Chocoling: Kewh KEWH kewh kewh! [Translation: I REFUSE to do this! It's like Taejin's Tower all over again!]
Lightning 'The Fearless' Farron: If we can make it through this, we'll be at Orphan. Don't worry, this place looks easy enough
Hope 'Motherf*cking' Estheim posted: HOLY SHIT THERE ARE MORE EVIL FLYING MOTORCYCLES HERE! ! I THOUGHT I WOULD NEVER HAVE TO SEE THEM AGAIN! !
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: HOPE! ! WE R GOING 2 DIE! ! THEY R EVEN STRONGER HRE!
Hope 'Motherf*cking' Estheim: AND WE WERE SO CLOSE TO ORPHAN! ! :'(
Oerba Dia Vanille: Hey! Hope, if we do die then why don't you finally tell Snow how you truly feel before it's too late? :3 x
Hope 'Motherf*cking' Estheim: HOW CAN YOU STILL HAVE THOUGHTS LIKE THAT WHEN THERE ARE MOTORBIKES OF DEATH ATTACKING US? ! O_O
Oerba Dia Vanille: Fan girls are tough ;D x
Fang The Destroyer posted: How many boss type battles do we have to do before we get to obliterate Orphan? ! -.-
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: Hah! These bosses r all rubbish compared 2 da evil flying motorcycles! So easy!
Hope 'Motherf*cking' Estheim: ^Agreed!
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy: What I want to know is: What's with the giant entity things that randomly make portals? :S
Lightning 'The Fearless' Farron: I wouldn't mind knowing that either, this place is just plain weird.
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy posted: Grreeaaattt, we get to face the old dude again -_-
Fang The Destroyer: Hopefully this time he'll STAY dead!
Fang The Destroyer posted: Of course he didn't stay dead, he went and morphed into a huge bastard known as Orphan! -.-
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: Uwah! Dis looks lyk itz gunna be painful :'(
Fang The Destroyer: Just remembered that I left something in the oven, so I can't fight...
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: Yeah, and I need to go on Farmville so I can't fite either...
Hope 'Motherf*cking' Estheim: The Sentinels can't just strike on critical fights!
Fang The Destroyer: Watch us!
Lightning 'The Fearless' Farron: We've been through WAY too much for you to just wimp out, so suck it up!
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: Wow... dat's unlike u sis O.o
Lightning 'The Fearless' Farron: I just want to beat it already! Plus it's shouting, and it's annoying me -_-
Fang The Destroyer posted: Enough of this! I don't wanna take anymore hits, it's too damn painful! Imma just become Ragnarok already!
Oerba Dia Vanille: NOOOOOOOOO! xxx
Fang The Destroyer has gone from being a 'Pulse l'Cie' to being 'some random creature that's supposedly Ragnarok'
Everyone else has gone from being 'Pulse l'Cie' to 'Cieth'
The people here at Facebook are wondering what the hell is going on
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy posted: Okay... WTF just happened? !
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: Beats me! :S
Oerba Dia Vanille: So... Fang is okay and we AREN'T Cieth? :S x
Fang The Destroyer: It would seem that way...
Lightning 'The Fearless' Farron: Enough with the questions! We can ask them later, for now let's just defeat Orphan!
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers posted: AWESOME! We did it! :D
Hope 'Motherf*cking' Estheim: That seemed way too easy...
The whole of Cocoon suddenly started collapsing
Hope 'Motherf*cking Estheim: I knew something bad would happen -.-
Fang The Destroyer: Vanille! You know what we gotta do!
Oerba Dia Vanille: Right! xxx
Oerba Dia Vanille and Fang The Destroyer fused into Ragnarok, did some cool stuff, and saved Cocoon by encasing it in Crystal
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Epilogue Stuff
Hope 'Motherf*cking' Estheim posted: Fang... Vanille...
Lightning 'The Fearless' Farron: They gave their lives to save us...
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy: No way! This can't be how it ends!
Serah Farron and Dajh Katzroy have gone from being 'crystal' to being 'human'
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy posted: Dajh! :D xx
[Dajh Katzroy likes this]
Dajh Katzroy: Daddy! ^_^ xx
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy and Dajh Katzroy are having a touching father and son moment
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers posted: SERAH! ! ! !xxxxxxxxxx
[Serah Farron likes this]
Serah Farron: Snow! ! ! ! !xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Lightning 'The Fearless' Farron: I'm glad that you're okay.
Serah Farron: Sis! ^_^ xxxxx
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: I love you so much Serah! ! xxxxxxxxxxx
Oerba Dia Vanille: BOO! Why isn't there a dislike button? :( x
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: Ur alive? ! O_O
Fang The Destroyer: Yeah, we are in some random hospital ward with all the people that have tried to kill us
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy: YOU'RE ALIVE! ! :D
Fang The Destroyer: Well, we still have stuff left to do on Pulse and such :P Don't worry, in a few hours we'll have gone back in time and be back on Pulse as if none of this ever happened
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy: That doesn't make any sense! But then again... I can actually see that happening
Oerba Dia Vanille: Snow! How can you sideline Hope? ! -.- x
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers: Huh? :S
Hope 'Motherf*cking' Estheim: Vanille, for the last time: it's not like that between us!
Square Enix has just released new video footage of their new game: Final Fantasy XIII-Versus
[Snow 'The Hero' Villiers, Oerba Dia Vanille, Fang The Destroyer, Hope 'Motherf*cking' Estheim and Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy likes this]
Snow 'The Hero' Villiers posted: Oh man! Dis looks so cool! :D
Sazh 'The Pimp' Katzroy: I'm totally getting this!
Fang The Destroyer: It does look good!
Oerba Dia Vanille: Awesome~! ^_^ x
Lightning 'The Fealress' Farron: WHY ON EARTH ISN'T THERE A DISLIKE BUTTON? ! -_-
Square Enix has just announced FF: XIII-2
Oerba Dia Vanille to Hope Estheim: Hah! This just proves that you and Snow belong together! ^_^ x
Hope 'Motherf*cking' Estheim: How did you draw that conclusion? :S
Oerba Dia Vanille: Cuz Serah seems to be paired with some new guy, so that means you and Snow belong together~! :D x
Hope 'Motherf*cking' Estheim: You're never going to give up on the idea are you? u_u
Oerba Dia Vanille: Nope! ^.^ x
The Great Fal Cie Anima: Hey, Titan and Carcuncle, wanna meet up? :)
The Epic Fal Cie Titan: Sure thing dude!
The Amazing Fal Cie Carbuncle: You bet :D
The Epic Fal Cie Titan: EPIC RAVE TIMEZ! !
The new anime series 'Sailor Lightning' has viewer ratings at an all time high
Lightning 'The Fearless' Farron posted: SERIOUSLY, I WANT A DISLIKE BUTTON! ! ! I WANT A DISLIKE BUTTON THIS VERY INSTANT! ! ! ! -_-
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Phew! Done! Obvs this could carry on for all eternity, but I got the main game points done so I shall end it here XD
Alright, so review and all that jazz, I'll love ya :D
Thankies for reading my fic~ And look out for the next update (back to the usual rule format :P)
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