I'm Sorry I'm Not Perfect Chapter 8: Riiiight Acting Sure, a glee fanfic

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Once Damian joins Glee I will start a fanfic once I know his ACTUAL name, I dunno whether it's gonna be Cameron or Rory or whatever! Very confusing I just like the Damchel/Ramian ship.

Marissa:

When I got home to Sarah's place, I prepared myself for the wrath she was about release on me and was relieved to see she wasn't home. I was however not pleased to see the note stuck on the table next to the lounge where I was currently residing.

Marissa,

I'm at Cameron's house practicing with Rachel, Damian, Brittany and Tina.

I want you out. That was out of line what you did back at glee club. I remember you telling me clearly that you didn't love Cameron truly, and you came to Lima to get away from your family. What did Cameron do?

Please be gone before I get back.

Sarah.

Awesome, perfect, amazing. Where the hell was I supposed to go? I had no where. I was such a screw up. I picked up my phone and dialled Mercedes. She picked up first ring.

"You call for Mercedes?"

"Hey Cedes. It's Marissa."

"Oh hey M! What's up girl?"

"I got kicked out."

"What!"

"Yeah...Long story. Can I come stay with you for a little while?"

"Girl, you stay for as long as you want."

"Thanks. I'll be over soon."

"OK."

Cameron POV

Sarah, Rachel, Tina and I laughed as we watched as Damian and Brittany tried to practice. But Brittany kept stopping the dance moves and trying to kiss him.

"Jesus. Someone help?" He called, trying to hold Brittany at arms length.

"No. This actually quite funny to watch." Sarah giggled. I stood up and pulled Brittany away and crouched in front of her like you would do to small child.

"Come on Britt. You gotta practice, right? You wanna go to Breadstix?" I asked and turned to the others who were holding back laughter.

"Your right Cameron. Practice, practice, practice." Brittany nodded happily and straightened up. I went back to lounge and held my hand out to Sarah.

"Practice, practice, practice." I said. Sarah shook her head and stood up.

"That was unbelievably condescending, Cam."

"It worked didn't it?"

"I suppose." I looked back to Rachel and Tina who had also in turn gone off to a corner to practice.

The next day at Glee Club practice.

Sarah POV

"So, we have all our assignments done TODAY? What?" I exclaimed after Mr Schue came and told everyone the news.

"We're not ready. Not even close!" Santana cried, looking at Finn.

"Sorry guys, the only vouchers I could get for Breadstix expire tomorrow. So it's easier to get them done today." Mr Schue said apologetically. "I would also like welcome back Noah Puckerman, who quit to catch up with...last years homework." A boy with a mo-hawk walked into the room and sat next to Artie the two fist bumped. Whoa, hold up. What the hell? Marissa shot her hand up.

"Yes, Marissa."

"Sir, will we be in the auditorium?"

"Yes, we will be going there right now. First things first. Who will be our first duet?"

"Me and Blaine will go." Marissa said before Mr Schue had even finished his sentence.

"Okay, you guys go now and set up, we will be there shortly."

(time warp)

I watched as Blaine and Marissa did last minute rehearsals, before turning to face the us. It would take an idiot not to notice the fake smile on Blaine.

"Hi, I'm Marissa Von Bleicken."

"And I am Blaine Anderson, we will be singing Freakin Perfect by Pink."

(A/N Italics=Marissa. Bold=Blaine. Underline=Both.)

Made a wrong turn, Once or twice

Dug my way out, Blood and fire
Bad decisions, That's alright
Welcome to my silly life

Mistaken
Always second guessing
Underestimated
Look I'm still around

Pretty, pretty please
Don't you ever, ever feel
Like you're less than
Freakin' perfect

It's enough
I've done all I can think of
Chased down all my demons
I've seen you do the same

Pretty, pretty please
Don't you ever, ever feel
Like you're less than
Freakin' perfect

Pretty, pretty please
If you ever, ever feel
Like you're nothin'
You're freakin' perfect to me

Done looking for the critics
'Cause they're everywhere
They don't like my body

Huh? Wasn't it jeans. Not body?

They don't get my hair

There were some chuckles around the audience.

Strange ourselves
And we do it all the time
Why do we do that?
Why do I do that?

Pretty, pretty please
If you ever, ever feel
Like you're nothin'
You're freakin' perfect to me

When they were finished Marissa wiped her eyes and sniffed a little.

"And I also wanted to say sorry. To Cameron and to everyone. Especially Sarah, Damian, Rachel, Emily and Lindsay. It was my fault you got slushied. Quinn was doing to get me to join her. I'm sorry." I turned to Cameron who nodded soundly.

"Mr Schue, me and Mike will go now." Lindsay said.

"Sure guys."

"What? Lindsay no."

"Yep. Let's go."

"Oh no." Mike sighed and followed Lindsay to the stage.

"Hi I am Mike Chang."

"And I am Lindsay Pierce."

"We will be doing a reprise of SING!"

(A/N Italics=Mike. Bold=Lindsay. Glee Club=Underline.)

See, I really couldn't sing I could never really sing What I couldn't do was (sing) I have trouble with the (note) It goes all around my (throat) It's a terrifying (thing) See, I really couldn't hear Which note was lower or was (higher) Which is why I disappear If someone says, "Let's start a (Choir)" Hey, when I begin to (squeak) It's a across between a (shriek) And a quiver or a (moan) It's a little like a (croak) Or the record player (broke) What it doesn't have is (tone) Oh, I know you're thinking what a crazy (ding-a-ling) But I really couldn't (sing) I could never really (sing) What I couldn't do was (sing) But what I lack in pitch I sure make up in (power) And all my friends say I am perfect for the (shower) Still, I'm terrific at a (dance) I'm a birdie on the (wing) But when I begin to (chirp) They say,"Who's the little (twerp) Goin' 'pong' instead of (ping) And when Christmas comes And all my friends go (caroling) It is so dishearten(ning) It is so disquiet(ting) It is so discourage(ging) Darling, please stop answer(ring) See, I really couldn't(sing) I could never really(sing) What I couldn't do was Sing, sing, sing Sing, sing, sing I laughed, they were adorable. Next was Rachel and Tina who gave a very powerful version of Bulletproof. (Bold=Rachel, Italics=Tina)

Been there done that messed around I'm having fun don't put me down
I'll never let you sweep me off my feet
I won't let you in again
The messages I tried to send
My information's just not going in

Burning bridges shore to shore
I break away from something more
I'm not turned on to love
Until it's cheap

Been there done that messed around
I'm having fun don't put me down
I'll never let you sweep me off my feet

This time baby
I'll be bulletproof
This time baby
I'll be bulletproof

Tick tick tick tick
On the watch
And life's too short
For me to stop
Oh baby
Your time is running out

I won't let you turn around
And tell me now I'm much too proud
All you do is fill me up with doubt

This time I'll be
bulletproof
This time I'll be
bulletproof
This time baby
I'll be bulletproof

Next was Artie and Emily.

beautiful girls all over the world
i could be chasing but my time would be wasted
they got nothin' on you baby
nothin' on you baby
they might say hi and i might say hey
but you shouldn't worry about what they say
cause they got nothin' on you baby
nothin' on you baby

not not not nothin' on you babe
not not nothin' on you
i know you feel where i'm coming from
regardless of the things in my past that i've done
most of it really was for the heck of the fun
on the carousel so around i spun (spun)
with no directions just tryna get some (some)
tryna chase skirts, living in the summer sun (sun)
this is how i lost more than i had ever won (won)
and honestly i ended up with none

not not not nothin' on you babe
not not nothin' on you

After there song, Artie and Emily shared a shocking kiss on stage.

"Oh my god." I hissed under my breath. I looked at Cameron who, for once didn't tell me off, his mouth was flopped open.

"Holy crap wheels!" Santana cried.

"We gotta step our game up." Cameron noted.

"That's all your caring about right now, Cam?" I asked.

"No...not really." I bit my tongue to hold back my giggle. Next was Kurt and Mercedes, Kurt was dressed up as the very unfashionable Gaga alter-ego. Their performance was quirky and adorable. Santana and Finn were next to go up but Santana pulled them out of the race to save the expense of her nose. Damian and Brittany were next to last, they did a very awkward performance, Damian's voice suited the song very well and Brittany kept...touching his...butt. At the end when Brittany tried to kiss him, Damian gave a rather high-pitched squeak and ran off the stage. Leaving us in stitches.

"It's bad to laugh in a time like this, but that is just down right hilarious!" Cameron said breathlessly.

"Easy for you to say." Damian huffed.

"Alright, last up, Cameron and Sarah."

"So the midget said to the giant..." Santana said as we walked past and I kicked her shin in return.

"Ouch!" She complained. I looked innocently at her.

"Are you OK?" I asked.

"Fine." She snapped.

"So I thought. But you know, you sometimes show psychotic tendencies...So...I assume."

"What? Oh hell nah!"

"Sir, she's crazy."

"Santana, sit down."

"Whatever."

Damian POV

I sat next to the mo-hawk guy who promised to keep Brittany at bay. He wasn't that bad, he looked scary as hell, but not that bad. Rachel was on my other side, watching as Cameron and Sarah got ready.

"Look at their eyes. Either they are really good actors...oh...never mind. I must be crazy." Rachel shook her head.

"They have the same look you and Finn had before you kissed." Puck added.

"Yeah...That's what I was thinking...No...They wouldn't. Not after Emily and Artie, I'm surprised they got away with it."

"Mr Schue has evolved into a man finally." Puck joked. I tried to see what the pair was talking about. All I could see was Cameron working out the strings on the guitar and Sarah doing warm ups. Before they both looked over there shoulders at each other, Cameron winked and Sarah smiled. Oh, there it is.

"Alright. Let's get started guys." Mr Schue said.

"Hello. I am Cameron Mitchell."

"I am Sarah Doolly. We will be performing Need You Now."

(A/N Bold=Cameron. Italics=Sarah. Underline=Both)

Picture perfect memories
Scattered all around the floor
Reaching for the phone 'cause
I can't fight it anymore

And I wonder if I
Ever cross your mind
For me it happens all the time

Sarah and Cameron danced around and looked like a couple who were truly in love.

It's a quarter after one
I'm all alone
And I need you now
Said I wouldn't call
But I've lost all control
And I need you now

And I don't know how
I can do without
I just need you now

Whoa, whoa
Guess I'd rather hurt
Than feel nothing at all

It's a quarter after one
I'm all alone
And I need you now
And I said I wouldn't call
But I'm a little drunk
And I need you now

And I don't know how
I can do without
I just need you now
I just need you now

Oh baby, I need you now

After the last note, the two looked at each other for a moment before moving in and kissing with so much passion it could hardly be called acting. That was pure love right there.. Heh, pure love, excuse me...'Cue take for the sappiest romance movie of all time take 1.' The pair on stage moved apart and smiled at each other before turning and giving little bows. I shook my head and turned to Rachel who was also shaking her head.

"Knew it."

"How long do you think it'll last. I give it two weeks in this glee club. That red head chick will realize how much she still loves him and move in."

"How do you know about that?" Rachel asked.

"McKinley High rumor mill."
"Of course." Rachel sighed as Cameron and Sarah sat back down.

"Nice guys, so when did you start dating?" Rachel asked.

"Yeah, you coulda told us." I added.

"Oh we're not dating." Sarah smiled and looked at Cameron.

"Yeah, told you our acting skills would blow you guys away." Cameron and Sarah high-fived.

"Sure. Acting." Puck scoffed and turned to Brittany who was crawling past him. Puck picked her up by the waist.

"Britt. No."

"But...My leprechaun. We never kissed. And we have to practice for our date to Breadstix where we'll eat the real long spaghetti and kiss." Brittany said matter-of-factly. Rachel and Sarah giggled and Cameron shook his head.

"Alright. Since we have people who didn't compete, we will all vote for who we want to win. Emma and I will also vote." Emma? I turned and saw a pretty red-head next to our teacher. Whoa, when the hell did she come in.

"And no voting for yourself, if you didn't compete that is." Mr Schue, corrected.

Rachel POV

Mr Schue counted all the votes and stood in front of us with a serious look on his face.

"Alright guys. I really liked the passion and emotion you put behind your duets. But kissing is not appropriate. Not in school, in front of a teacher." Mr Schue locked down on Emily and Artie then Cameron and Sarah who all fidgeted nervously and became fascinated with their hair and nails or suspenders and crosses. I bit my tongue to stop from laughing aloud. It was pretty funny. Mr Schue suddenly smiled and said.

"We have tie! Between Rachel and Tina." I gave a very loud 'yes' and Tina beamed. "Aaaand, Sarah and Cameron." Sarah and Cameron high-fived again. They were so adorable why didn't they just admit it?

"Yes, but that isn't counting our votes." Emma said.

"I voted for Sarah and Cameron, the acting and emotion and power behind your song was just mind-blowing. We could use you guys at Sectionals and Regionals and Nationals." Mr Schue said.

"I voted for...Marissa and Blaine because I believe they were very good...and Marissa, you keep gingers strong." Emma said.

"So that makes the winners of our 2012 Duet Competition Sarah and Cameron."

Yes, they kissed, I had to do it. I kinda like the Emily and Artie pairing cuz after Brittany and Artie dated I feel like anyone could date Artie. But hey I never said they were dating, acting! Plus I read a lot of articles about DAMIAN's character on Glee, he will be playing Rory Flannigan and Brittany thinks he is leprechaun that only she can see, and 'Rory' has a thing for Brittany. Haha.