"Ok, guys, listen to me, please" Mr Shuester was about to say who had won the audition. "You were all amazing, really. It's a shame that I can only pick two of you as lead singers.."
"We've heard that, Mr Shue" irrupted Puck.
"Yes, you say that every time" added Santana, checking our nails. "But you always chose Ugly Berry and her monstrously tall boyfriend. That's a real shame."
"Shut up, Satana" hissed Kurt. "Ooops. I meant Santana."
Everyone laughed, and Santana frowned, crossing her arms.
"Please, guys" said Mr Shuester. "Ok, so, I really liked Quinn and Sam's duet, and Mercedes's voice was amazing, just like always. Finn, you could have done better than that.."
"I did my best, Mr Shue" apologized Finn.
"I hope you didn't.." murmured Will. "So, I've decided that our winners are.."
Rachel grabbed Kurt's hand and squeezed very hard.
"..Kurt and Rachel"
"YES!" Rachel put her arms around Kurt's neck. "I knew that, I knew that!"
Mercedes huffed. Quinn shrugged, and Sam rubbed her shoulder. Finn clapped his hands.
"Very well done, guys" repeated Mr Shuester, while Rachel and Kurt stood up and walked towards him.
"Thanks, Mr Shue" said Kurt, beaming.
"Yes, thank you" repeated Rachel. "So, I think we should talk about what songs we're going to sing at Regionals, Mr Shue, 'cause time is money, and we don't have much of neither of them.."
"Fair enough, Rachel" agreed Will. "What did you guys have in mind?"
"Well" Rachel spoke proudly, "actually, Kurt and I wrote another mash up, last night.."
"Last night? Ooooh!" whistled Santana. "Finn just got cuckolded!"
"Shut up.." hissed Rachel, blushing.
"Don't worry, Berry, you didn't miss anything" replied Santana.
Rachel blanched. "What does it mean?" she asked fearfully.
"It means that your boyfriend is full of crap, hobbit."
"Come on Rachel, she's not worth it.." irrupted Finn.
"Oh, really?" This time Santana was talking to him. "That's not what you thought last year in that motel room"
Rachel's eyes widened.
"That's right Yentl" Santana was talking to her again."Your sweetheart's been lying to you. 'Cause he and I totally got it on last year."
"Enough!" yelled Mr Shuester. "This is not what.. Rachel, where are you going?"
But she didn't reply. She had left the room so quickly that Finn hadn't quite understood the problem yet.