"Yo Total Drama fans Chris Mclean is in the house! After many seasons so far like Total Drama Island , Action , World Tour , Revenge of the Island , All Stars , Pahkitew Island and the Ridonculous Race which by the way i wasnt the host of that season.
Yeah sucks for those who watched that season.
Anyway the ratings of that season have been very low and to fix that problem the producers put me back in charge"said Chris finally appearing on screen location Pahkitew Island the last season with Chris as the host of the Total Drama series.
"So Total Drama fans buckle up youre seat belts for this brand long new season featuring many surprises , right here right now on... Total...Drama...Showdown!" said Chris again to his lovable audience watching this series.
Theme song ends...
Ep 1: The Painfull Game Returns Part 1
"Welcome back everyone. So pretty much everyone is very curios to see who are the contestants of this show.
Well to answer that question the producers asked the fans who they wanna see again on the Total Drama Facebook page.
In my hand is the list with the answers from our fans" said Chris holding in his hand the list he is speaking off.
"Okay let us see what answers we received.
Wow , really? Ok then.
Our very first contestant picked by the fans is none other then main villain of season 3 Total Drama World Tour ladies and gentlemen one round of applause for Alejandro" said Chris.
The scene changes with a boat appearing on the docks with none other then Aljeandro himself looking pretty much the same except for his shirt wearing his big brother Jose's shirt.
"Chris Mclean we meet again"said Alejandro with a big smirk on his face.
Clearly Alejandro believes that this time nothing will stop him winning the grand prize.
"Indeed , indeed we do now move on this face needs to stay in front of the camera every single time"said Chris.
"Our second contestant is...pfft hahahaha okay i never expected in a million years that our next contestant is none other then Harold"said Chris.
Harold came of the boat looking pretty happy to be back , mostly because he can brag about his mad skills on TV. His smile however dropped when he saw Alejandro again.
Harold saw what Alejandro did to Leshwana in season 3 Harold swore to himself that Alejandro wont get away with it , looking really pissed Harold moved next to Alejandro.
"Man , i can already tell this will be a really fun season"said Chris as he looked back at the list from his hand.
"Our third contestant of the series is... ohh Alejandro my man you will love this contestant.
Returning back is the main villain of season 1 the Queen Bee herself Heather"said Chris.
Hearing the name of Heather , Alejandro was already panicking inside his mind. Why? Well after he and Heather got together there happy moments lasted for only 4 months.
Yes after only 4 months Alejandro dumped Heather and went into hidding so Heather wont find him, but now she has found him and things will get really ugly for him.
Seeing Heather coming of the boat coming straight at him Alejandro sweating a little Alejandro spoke :
"Heather looking great , how you been?"said Alejandro to his former gf.
"Hmm... well other then being dumped by you thank you very much, everything else was the same.
But word of advice , i hope you have an insurance life because i plan on making you suffer in the worst way i can think of"said Heather with a glare on her face , nobody and i really mean nobody dumps the Queen Bee herself Heather and gets away with it.
"I love this show"said Chris already enjoying the tension between the contestants of this brand new season.
After clearing his throat Chris spoke again.
"Our fourth contestant picked to return is thanks to all his fangirls , ladies and gentlemen one round of applause for Trent"said Chris.
Yep you heard right Trent is back.
Waving at the camera Trent went next to the other campers hopping that this brand new season is gonna be the season will win and maybe a new girlfriend after all that drama between him and Gwen from season 2 that made Gwen dump Trent.
"Welcome back Trent" said Chris.
"Thanks Chris , glad to be back"said Trent to Chris waving his hand one more time to the camera.
After clearing his throat again Chris started to introduce the fifth contestant of the brand new season.
"Our fifth contestant is the second geek of after Harold from Total Drama, Cameron"said Chris to the audience with Cameron appearing next to Chris looking rather upset the way Chris has choosen to introduce him.
"That was extremely rude Chris , even us geeks have feelings" said Harold to the host.
"I agree with Harold Chris"said Cameron.
"Okay fine , sorry happy?"asked Chris looking a bit annoyed after he got scolded a little by Harold and Cameron.
"Thank you"said both Harold and Cameron at the same time.
"Thanks for sticking up to me Harold"said Cameron.
"No problem man"said Harold.
"Hey you two do you mind ? I still have plenty of contestants to introduce so know it off"said Chris a bit angry at Harold and Cameron.
"Sorry"said both Harold and Cameron at the same time.
"Well at least i can see you are the same rude nasty host "said Heather to Chris.
Ohh if she keept her mouth shut just now.
"Thank you for the compliment Heather, and my reward for you and everyone else will be to make youre life a living hell of a nightmare this season"said Chris with a big smille on his face knowing full well how the others will react because of Heather and her big mouth.
Heather noticed harsh glares coming from Alejandro , Harold , Trent and Cameron after once again Queen Bee proven she cant keep her mouth shut when it matters the most.
"Sorry"said Heather to everyone else.
"Now then , our sixth contestant selected by the fans to return is our favorite moon child herself Dawn"said Chris with Dawn already at the docks.
Chris got used by now the way Dawn appears out of thin air after season 4 Revenge of the Island but not everyone got used to that like Chris did as Heather , Alejandro and Harold wondered where was the supposed boat that brough Dawn here since nobody seen it.
Cameron just like Chris was already used by now with Dawn and her weird behavior.
"Hello everyone glad to be back again , after mother nature offered me second chance for someone like myself"said Dawn waving towards the camera.
Dawn noticed Cameron coming at her making Dawn happy to see Cameron again after so long.
"Hey Dawn glad to see you again and sorry for what happened to you after... well you know Scott"said Cameron thinking that Dawn is still upset because of her own teammates has voted her off the island after what Scott did but...
"Hey Cameron glad to see you also and dont worry everything is forgotten and forgiven.
It was my fault for underestimating Scott in the first place"said Dawn to Cameron placing her hand on his shoulder.
That put Cameron at ease knowing that Dawn forgived him and that they are still friends. Cameron decided to change the topic:
"Soo... got any game plan for this season Dawn?"asked Cameron.
"No , not really mother nature will guide like it did in season 4"said Dawn.
"Cool"said Cameron.
"Our seventh contestant returning is our favorite delinquent Duncan"said Chris as he spoke again after Cameron and Dawn had there friendship moment.
The moment Trent and Harold heard that Duncan was back , both teens tense up a bit recalling the history both Trent and Harold have with Duncan on Total Drama series.
With Harold it was straight up bullying starting from season 1, but when the last straw was droven Harold paid back Duncan by changing the votes leading to Courtney being eliminated in a rather mean way.
When Duncan found out what Harold did , he started to bully Harold even more his revenge against Harold for elimianting Courtney in season 1 .
With Trent it was totally different compared to Harold.
Trent managed to get together with Gwen after season 1 and were oficially a couple in season 2.
But as always Chris separated Trent and Gwen being on different teams with Trent noticing how friendly Gwen is with Duncan. Suspecting that there is much more then meets the eye between Gwen and Duncan , Trent started to lose intentionally every challenge but that only upset Gwen which lead to her dumping him and also being eliminated from season 2.
In season 3 what Trent feared the most it came a reality as Gwen and Duncan got together that ended up hurting not only Trent but Courtney in the process because Duncan cheated on Courtney with Gwen.
Duncan finally appears with Trent and Harold sending nasty glares at him.
However Duncan was not bothered by there glares as he decided to ignore them.
"Our eight contestant returning back is Owen"said Chris.
"WOOOHOOO"was the first thing everyone heard as Owen came down from the boat looking hyped and energetic as always.
"You have got to be kidding me , the fart machine is back"said Heather not happy one bit that Owen returned.
"Glad to see youre the same nasty witch like you were in season 1 Heather"said Owen to her after he heard her comment about his return to this brand new season.
Heather was about to say something back to Owen but Chris spoke first.
"Our ninth contestant returning is Lindsay. So Heather if you know what is good for you , you better keep youre mouth shut or youl lose youre hair again"said Chris to her.
Heather nodded that she understood .
Heather was straight bald in season 2 thanks to Lindsay but she relalized later that she did that to herself when she backstabbed Linsday in the back for abandoning her so she can win invincibilty in season 1 .
Heather noticed Linsday coming after as ussual she said Chris his name wrong again.
Some things dont change at all .
Heather really hated the fans for asking Linsday to return for another season.
"Contestant tenth returning this season is Cody"said Chris already fist bumping with Cody.
"Thanks man , but you know what is even better? That a certain stalker girl is not here to make my life miserable again" said Cody forgetting just like Heather that Chris and this show brings tons of awfull surprises for those participating.
"You should have keept that to yourself , youre aura is very unlucky bringing only bad surprises to you"said Dawn.
Cody realized what Dawn said and spoke :
"Wait are you saying i accidentaly jinxed myself?"asked Cody with Dawn nodding to him.
Cody then turns around and noticed Chris having the same evil smile that made him faimous with the list on people returning in his hand.
"Ohh no , please dont" said Cody to Chris almost pleading to him.
"Sorry bro our eleventh contestant is Sierra"said Chris with Sierra appearing behind Cody already looking like a wild animal ready to stalk his prey.
"Cody i missed you so much"said Sierra so damm loud.
Dropping on his knees with his hands in the air Cody starts to yell at the clear blue sky.
"NOOOO"said Cody as loud as he could.
"Seeing you guys already suffer is music to my ears"said Chris.
"Our twelwe contestant returning this season is our zombie scared fanatic Shawn"said Chris.
"Did you said zombie scared fanatic?"asked Duncan hopping he heard Chris right.
"Yep this guy thinks zombies will invade our world one day , so he is paranoic that zombies already have infiltrated among us" said Chris.
Duncan was already happy he found a new target to bully , only if he knew better.
Shawn appears looking around making sure there are no zombies around not noticing that Duncan came behind him saying :
"ZOMBIES"said Duncan really loud that scared Shawn flying from his shoes straight in the air.
"Very mature Duncan , very mature"said Trent seeing that Duncan still likes to make fun of other people.
"Agreed"said Harold also but deep inside he was glad that Duncan has found a new target to bully.
"Our thirteen contestant returning is... sigh the self proclaimed evil boy genius Max from season 6" said Chris hating this pick the fans to choose to return for another season.
"Yes , yes bow down before me my slave the future ruler of the world is HAHAHAHA" said Max laughing like a maniac.
"Is he always like that?"asked Harold finding Max pretty annoying like everyone else having the same expression on there faces.
"Yes , yes he is. Moving on our fourteen and fifthteen contestants are Courtney and Gwen"said Chris changing the subject.
The moment Trent and Duncan heard who came back both teens froze the moment they saw Courtney and Gwen coming down from the boat ignoring both Trent and Duncan.
After what happened in season 3 with Courtney and Gwen both girls after a little work they managed to forgive each other.
"Our sixteen contestant returning is is our Australian chick Jasmine" said Chris.
Everyone was surprised to see the next contestant to be very tall except Shawn who already knew who Jasmine is.
Owen though he was the biggest one around the block , not anymore.
"Welcome back Jasmine" said Chris to the tallest woman on this season.
"Thank you Chris... excuse me for a second"said Jasmine moving pass Chris looking a bit upset stopping in front of Duncan.
"Uhh... can i help you?"asked Duncan only to be caught off guard by Jasmine lifting the deliquent in the air saying.
"If you ever pick on Shawn again youl need an ambulance , do i make myself clear?"asked Jasmine with Duncan nodding that he understands.
After hearing what Jasmine wanted from Duncan , Jasmine drops Duncan on the floor landing on his but.
Duncan gets up and see Jasmine and Shawn hugging each other and clearly they knew each other was the conclusion that Duncan cam with after what just happened between him and Jasmine.
Looking back at Chris and seeing him smile Duncan realized that Chris must planted video camera on the boat with Jasmine seeing what Duncan did to Shawn.
"You did this" said Duncan to the host.
"Maybe , who know" said Chris.
Duncan was ready to punch Chris decided to drop the idea for now , after he noticed everyone else looking at him with eyes saying that was only fult and not anybody else.
"Our seventeen contestant returning back is B"said Chris saying the name of the other contestant the boat has just dropped.
"Our eighteen contestant is Zoey"said annnouncing the eighteen contestant.
B, Cameron and Dawn were the only ones happy to see Zoey return.
"Hey Cameron , B and Dawn glad to see you guys again"said Zoey hugging B, Cameron and Dawn.
But then Zoey looked at Dawn remembering how she got voted off because of her and the rest.
Dawn noticed this and gestured to Zoey that everything is okay now.
Getting the message Zoey was glad that Dawn is still her friend even today.
"And sorry for what happened between you and Mike"said Dawn surprising Zoey wondering how she knew that until she recalled that Dawn can read the aura of a person.
Just like Dawn said Mike and Zoey dated for a whille until Mike moved with his family to New York.
After Mike explained everything to Zoey she understood and was not that type of girl , so they brioke but remaind friends even today.
Zoey noticed then how Sierra was taking pictures of Cody from every , legit every angle. Zoey found it sweet but creppy that same time the way Sierra shows her love to Cody.
"Our nineteen contestant is Scott"said Chris.
And just like that Scott appeared heading straight to B , Dawn , Cameron and Zoey ready to make fun of them.
"Ohh look the loser squad is back together" said Scott but seeing no response from from B , Dawn , Cameron and Zoey he changed his target to Alejandro and Heather.
"Is there something you want from us little man?"asked Alejandro.
"Yeah , i cant believe the fans choose Queen Bee the villain of season 1 to return and the mastermind player , that played almost every girl on season 3.
But no matter how great you two guys were youre history since this is gonna the season i will win"said Scott to both Heather and Alejandro.
"Will see about that little man" said Alejandro not intimidated one bit by Scott.
The camera turns back to Chris preparing to announce the next contestant after he enjoyed that little chat Scott had with Heather and Alejandro.
"Contestant twenty is the soldier himself Brick"said Chris with Brick aleardy saluting everyone the army way.
"Soldier Brick reporting for duty sir"said Brick after he was glad to see B , Zoey , Dawn and Cameron but upset to see Scott back after Brick heard what he did to Dawn.
Brick was a little surprised to know that even Scott has his fair share of fans if they wanted him back.
"Contestants twenty one and twenty two are Izzy and Bridgette" said Chris.
"What the crazy one is back also?!"said Heather hearing Izzy is back.
And just like Heather described Izzy appears falling from the sky landing on Owen hitting his family jewels with all the guys feeling bad for the fat one.
"Oww yeah , she is back alright" said Owen in alot of pain.
"Okay okay time out and until Owen is back on his feet will be right back"said Chris.
Messages ended...
"And we are back now after Izzy hurt Owen after theres first meeting in a long time let us see how the reunion between Gwen , Courtney and Bridgette plays along before i announce the final two contestants of the show"said Chris.
"Hey guys glad to see you all again"said Bridgette to both Gwen and Courtney.
"Same here , however i cant believe you came here all alone"said Gwen.
"Yeah , well after my mistake with Geoff on season 2 making out upsetting everyone else and after a few arguments here and there we broke off but we still chat and hang out with each other " said Bridgette surprising both Courtney and Gwen hearing the news that Bridgette and Geoff are not a thing anymore.
"Did something happened between you two to break up?"asked Courtney.
"No , nothing to dramatic the spark we had at first well... is gone"said Bridgette looking at little sad.
"Well... there are still plenty of fishes out there for you so no need to worry about getting a new guy maybe it will happen in this brand new season" said Courtney trying to cheer up.
"Courtney is right , so lets focus on the game first then will talk about boys"said Gwen.
"Our twenty four contestant is Sky" said Chris with Sky coming down from the boat .
Jasmine was first to wave at first alongside with Shawn as Sky waved back at them.
"Sounds a plan"said Bridgette hugging Courtney and Gwen at the same time.
"So sweet , yet so boring"said Chris ruining the moment the three girls had.
"Okay everyone before i introduce the final contestant of the day i must tell you all that he is not a Canadian he is a straight American" said Chris.
Chris then explained his story when he was in America he got lost in a small city in Michigan called Royal Woods but when all hope seemed lost for the host a nice man helped Chris after he realized who he is.
Then Chris explained how he wanted to repay the kind man back for helping him out.
The man told Chris he has a son who is a big fan of the Total Drama series asking him if he can be part of the series since an new season was announced to come real soon.
After hearing what this man wanted , Chris with some assitance and few string pulled the the son of this kind man was chossen to be part of the newest season.
"Ohh brother i cant believe this another pain in the neck comes"said Heather already hating the new contestant without even seeing him first.
"Anyway ladies and getlemen i bring you our twenty five contestant straight from America Lincoln Loud" said Chris .
Everyone looked at the last boat bringing the final contestant of the day with something none of the contestants seen a teen with white hair.
"Hello Canada. Chris McLean right?"said Lincoln.
"Bingo , how does it feel to be in Canada?"asked Chris.
"Pretty good , thank you for asking "said Lincoln going next to the rest of the contestants introducing himself one more time.
"Hello everyone pleasure to meet you all Lincoln Loud but most prefer to call me "The Man With The Plan"said Lincoln fist bumping witha few people such as Trent , B , Owen , Cameron and Brick until...
"The Man With The Plan huh? Yeah right"said Alejandro not buying the whole man with the plan thing Lincoln has just said.
"Excuse me?!"said Lincoln hopping he heard wrong.
"Youre no man with the plan , i am the true man with the plan here"said Alejandro.
"Yeah sure you are pal , you showed the whole world what kinda a man with the plan you are after you failed in the finals miserably against youre girlfriend"said Lincoln to Alejandro not scared one bit by him.
When everyone else noticed what Lincoln just said they hopped Alejandro wont hurt him to bad.
"Take that back if you know what is good for you"said Alejandro showing his fist to Lincoln , but still not impressed by Alejandro and his threats.
"No way pal , but if you wanna rumble with me fine"said Lincoln putting down his suitcase ready to defend himself against Alejandro.
"You asked for this" said Alejandro charging at Lincoln his fist planning to finish him in one shot but...
The next thing Alejandro seen was that he was on the ground after Lincoln liften him up and throwing Alejandro on the ground with Lincoln sitting on top of Alejandro.
"What... what just happened?"asked Alejandro.
"You just got youre ass beaten by a jiu - jitsu two times champion master , but if you wanna continue be my guest "said Lincoln.
Hearing what Lincoln just said Alejandro spoken again :
"No i dont"said Alejandro.
"Good thanks for the warm up by the way "said Lincoln turning around seeing everyone else looking at him with shocked expressions.
"What's up everyone?"asked Lincoln until...
Everyone cheered Lincoln some clapped there hands some whitle to him mostly the girls but even so Lincoln still was wondering what the hell is happening.
"That was awesome man" said Trent frist breaking the ice to speak with Lincoln.
"That? That was awesome?"said Lincoln until Lincoln finally realized what Trent meant and why everyone was cheering him especially the girls.
"Yeah it was Lincoln and in the behaf of all the girls out here we wanna thank you for putting that punk to his rightfull place so thank you again Lincon"said Courtney.
"Courtney is right , keep that up and you might score something with us" said Gwen this time around.
"Well youre welcome i guess but can we please stop this it's really embarassing" said Lincoln blushing a little with the girls noticing this starting to giggle at the sudden change in Lincoln's attitude.
"Yeah man good job where did you learn to defend youself like that?"asked Owen this time around.
"From my elder sister after i was her personal punching ball until she shaped me into what i am today"said Lincoln.
"Cool"said Owen.
The camera returns back at Chris spoking to the audience again :
"Like i said at first this is gonna be a very interesting long season but we have stop here for the moment but dont worry everyone will return until then see ya all next time"said with the scene turning black .
To be continued...
Okay nothing much to say about this other then that both shows belong to there respective owners and that Lincoln looks the same from the Total Loud Island by Ninjamon1228 credits to him for giving me this story idea also for those who dont even know what i am talking about be sure to check out his own fic story Total Loud Island it's very good.