"Ho ho ho Merry Christmas!"

Kyle blinked at the sight of his tall, and pervy boyfriend dressed up as…Santa?

Kyle could not understand the sight, he trusted Kenny sure but all those kids sitting on his lap… He could not help but scream his confusion, "Kenny what the hell!"

Kenny turned at Kyle's voice, he grinned at the sight of his blushing boyfriend.

"Hi Kyky, like my outfit?" Kenny tried to sound sexy, but that's hard to do with a fat suit on and a fake beard.

Kyle would not have it, "Kenny why in the name of Fatass are you dressed up as Santa!"

Kenny smirked at Kyle and got up from his seat. Kyle glared as Kenny got closer, until he had to look up to see him.

Kenny bent down and whispered in Kyle's ear, "Well Kyle you did tell me you liked a man in uniform." Kenny smirked as Kyle's blush returned.

"Not in a Santa uniform you dumb ass!" Kyle was embarrassed, how dare Kenny make fun of him for his "fetish"!

"Aww but Kyyyllleeee! I think I look smexy!" Kenny pouted at Kyle's words, but he knew Kyle was just joking…right?

Kyle looked at Kenny's pout and sighed, he would admit it he did look sorta hot. Though it would look better without the fat suit.

"Fine" he said with a small smile on his face, "You do look a little sexy in the Santa uniform…., but it would look better without the fat body suit."

Kenny's eye's lit up like a child on Christmas, or Cartman eating Chipotle…before the blood stains.

He gently bent down and kissed Kyle on the cheek, "Well I would have dressed up as Moses, but the costume was to expensive."

Kyle blushed at the thought of Kenny dressed up as his messiah, damn thought Kyle he could lead me any were.