Yoruichi and Kisuke
On the third day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Three green hats,
Two hentai magazines,
And a hard smack on my head.
Kisuke leaned back content as he watched Ururu and Jinta open their presents.
Both kids were smiling brightly as Jinta torn the wrappings while Ururu gently removed the ribbons and tape and carefully unwrapped her presents.
"Awesome!" Jinta exclaimed when he saw the toy car that went with remote controlling. "Thanks Kisuke-san!" "You're welcome, kiddo" Kisuke smiled lazy as he wrapped an arm around his wife Yoruichi.
Jinta's eyes became huge when he opened his 2nd present and found all parts of pirate of the Caribbean and a real pirate a moment he looked hesitant at Yoruichi but then he ran to her and hugged her. "Thank you, it's more than awesome." "Glad you like it," Yoruichi smiled lightly as she patted his back.
Ururu her eyes lightened up when she found a Barbie doll in the box. "Dolly!" She said softly and hugged the doll. She then carefully opened a smaller box and gasped as she saw a real sapphire necklace and earrings. She ran to Kisuke to hug him. "Thank you so so much Urahara-sama and you as well Yoruichi-sama!" She said soft but sincere. "You are welcome" Kisuke smiled tenderly and kissed her forehead.
"Jinta and Ururu, bed time" Tessai called. The kids got up and wished their pseudo-parents goodnight
"Now your presents," Yoruichi grinned. "I'm so excited! What are they? Lacy baby dolls?" Kisuke teased. Yoruichi playfully scratched his face open and threw the first box at him. Kisuke opened the box and his smile widened when he saw a green cowboy hat, a green clown hat with feathers and bells and a green sun hat. "What a lovely lovely sweet gift my dear lovely beautiful wife" he exclaimed in his own silly way. His wife simply rolled with her eyes and tossed him his 2nd gift. Kisuke grinned widely as he tore the paper and saw 2 hentai magazines he had his eye on for quite some time but never had the chance to buy them. "BEST GIFT EVER, YORUICHI! " His wife glared at him and pounced unexpected on his lap to smack him real hard on his head. "You better reward me with special attention now!" "Anytime" Kisuke grinned and kissed her loving.