Jade was cunning. Underhanded? Certainly. Outright mean and evil? At times, sure. Cruel? Yep. Harsh? Yup. But there was only one person she was all of that to, or more so in relation to. She tried to curb herself when it came to Vega, and it worked from time to time. But those that attempted to pursue her, they were met by all that and so much more. Jade would pity them if they were pursuing anyone else, but they weren't so damn them.

Robbie was the first to show extra interest in Tori, mind you at that point jade wasn't overly caring of the other girl, not personality-wise at least, physically that took but a moment. Though she did watch on in great amusement as Robbie's so-called advances, let's face it the boy couldn't successfully woo a rock, were either completely ignored or met with a disdainful look. That was one of only two times Vega herself put someone in their place, every other time Jade would beat her to it, not that Tori knew.

Eli was next, if that little scrawny runt thought he was even remotely good enough to even hang around Tori, he had another thing coming. Jade only knew about his sudden little crush on Tori when Robbie began asking the group about it, or more so Andre. Eli did sort of belong to that nerdy-outcast group that Robbie and Sinjin were associated with. At first Jade did nothing about it, Tori would shoot him down like Robbie; when they were informed that he's going to ask her out after school that day. That was when she reacted.

She stormed off ready to 'politely' convince Eli that asking Tori out was a bad idea. Sadly she couldn't find him and didn't spot him till the end of the day and judging by the nervous look on his face, one that screamed 'I'm two seconds away from pissing myself.' So naturally Jade 'helped' him by 'accidently' running into him and spilling a can of soda, one she brought only for this, over his pants. He did not have the guts to ask her out not with grape soda gluing his pants to him or that giant wet patch. Having all the randoms that litter the hallway laugh at him probably scared the poor kid for life, Jade only felt slightly bad about it.

Jake Burns was next on her hit list. Honestly Jade had no idea who he was, but apparently he sat to the side of Tori in their English literature class. Jade also didn't realise what was happening originally, he started turning up at their table during lunch asking Tori for help on the subject. Of course she didn't really put any thought into it, Vega does love to stick her nose everywhere.

Now if Jade was paid proper attention to the happenings of the school, she would have known that Tori wasn't that great at English lit and that Jake was sitting just under top of the class.

Finally when Jake was spending almost every lunch with them and was now bordering on Andre/Tori level of touchy feely, Jade caught on. And god was she pissed at herself for not noticing earlier. Now that she was virtually hit of the head with it, it seemed glaringly obvious. The looks, the touching, the overly fake laughing when Tori said something, the hanging around like a bad-smell and sickly sweet 'oh I revere you' voice he gets when speaking to her.

So Jade learnt his locker location, his combination and when he got to school. She was going to start with littering dead bugs about his locker and bag, she knew she kept them in a tin somewhere, where that tin was exactly was a totally different matter. However, during her search she found something much, much better.

So it was the next day that Jade found herself at school extra early, a manic grin scrawled across her face, oh how she was going to enjoy this. When Jake opened his locker it was to find 'blood' all over the place, running down the front of the locker below, he screamed and all but flew to the other side of the corridor. It's one of Jade's favourite memories.

Burns spent a good twenty minutes cleaning his locker; his books however were rendered useless. Still he hung about their table and made gooey eyes at Vega, so she repeated it the next day and still nothing changed. On the third day however Jade had enough of the clueless boy who refused to take her extremely subtle hint to leave Tori alone. That morning when she was 'creatively painting' Jake's locker, she violently removed anything in it, uncaring of where it landed, and wrote a clear cut message to him.

That day Jake didn't dare show his face anywhere near Tori; in truth when Tori went looking for him he'd bolt, sprinting away as fast as he could. When Tori came to sit with them during lunch, wondering why Jake had swapped his seat in their class and avoiding her like the plague, no one had anything to tell her. Jade just smirked, replaying his reaction as he shouted.

Next was Ryder Daniels, he was one of the few that Jade didn't catch in time. jade tried to warn Tori off, but would she listen of course not because that would make Jade's life easy and simple, but because Tori is a stubborn idiot, it wasn't. So Jade tried to get Ryder's combination in an effort to repeat the damage she did to Burns'. Unfortunately for Jade, Tori, with Robbie's help, his plan was discovered and Tori extracted her own revenge. Which was better, Jade's or Tori's, Jade could not say, she imaged that the same feeling of sweet success would run through her that she experienced with Jake, to a greater degree. But watching Tori put Ryder in his place felt sweet in an entirely different way.

The weeks following there wasn't anyone game enough to approach Tori, let alone attempt to date her and so Jade had nothing to worry about. It didn't last for nearly long enough however, soon enough guys were eyeing her off again, not that Tori noticed.

Chris Hall was the next to try, Jade caught on a lot quicker this time. But she waited until he began to make a move; that's when she started with the fake blood again, he too didn't catch the hint, thus the third day his books ended up scattered around the floor, blood running out of the locker and message written on the bottom. He too began fleeing from Tori on sight, hard to do when he has a group project to do with her, but he sure as hell tried.

Then Shaun, then Max, Jeff, Peter, Brad and Andy. It was slow but with each of Tori's attempted boyfriends rumours began to grow. When Andy did start showing interest in her every guy in school tried to warn him off because, according to the rumours Tori Vega has a ex-boyfriend that died , how varies from story to story, who follows her around, stalking her silently always watching her. Whenever a boy was about to ask her out their locker would have blood running out it from someone that didn't heed the warnings.

Jade wasn't entirely sure how a dead ex ended up in the story, but honestly she didn't mind, the more bloody and violent that the story became the more likely people would stay away. Tori didn't seem to know about the rumours, Jade wasn't sure if she wanted her to know either, and if she did notice the lack of guys interested in her she never said anything or seemed to be bothered by it.

When the rumour mill had moved on to something else, Jeremy tried to ask her out, so Jade repeated her past activities, it only took one day before the forgotten rumours surfaced again. This time different ex got decapitated, what spurred that Jade couldn't say but she enjoyed it immensely.

So it continued every time some guy tried to ask her out, Jade would cover their locker in fake blood and the rumours began again, every time more elaborate than the last. Whenever they went running from their locker screaming their heads off, Jade would be standing on the opposite side of the corridor grinning manically and laughing silently to herself.


Nothing really to say except Happy New Year all! Hope you all enjoyed 2011