~RECAP~

"Yeah, un! You're a meanie, un!" He leaned over and slapped Sasuke's dick. Sasuke yelled and turned to bitch slap Deidara.

"OW, UN!"

"Don't fucking touch me!" Sasuke had the biggest pout on his face and hugged Naruto tighter. Deidara doing the same to Itachi. Meanwhile, Naruto was secretly laughing and noticed Itachi was too.

~END RECAP~

~STORY~

Deidara woke up first and looked around, noticing everyone else was asleep. He got up and stood on the bed while looking down on everyone. He started jumping up and down fast. Sasuke woke up, preparing to glare and kill whoever was bouncing on the bed. He turned and looked up noticing a blonde...that wasn't his. He was about to stand up and punch him but realized he was naked. He pouted to himself and turned to Naruto who woke up seconds later. He groaned and mumbled Sasuke's name.

"What?"
"A little longer. Stop bouncing."
"I'm not bouncing, you idiot."
"EVERYONE UP, UN! COME ON LET'S GO OUT FOR BREAKFAST!" Deidara yelled happily while grinning. He saw Sasuke stare at him and got scared. He threw himself off the bed and shook Itachi.

"Itachi, un! Get up!" He didn't wait for Itachi to get up and just ran back to his the other room. Sasuke, satisfied with himself, went back to sleep with Naruto. Itachi woke up with a loud grunt and looked for Deidara.

"Sasuke? Naruto?"
"Hmm?" They said in unison.

"Where's Deidara?"
"In the other room." Sasuke said impatiently. He wanted him to just leave.

"Why?"
"Cuz I scared him."
"SASUKE!" He slapped his brother's head and stomped out of the room, slamming the door shut behind him. Sasuke smirked, not caring he just got bitch slapped. He snuggled back into Naruto's chest, smiling.

"You're horrible, Sasuke."
"Nooo..."

"Haha. I'm not sleepy anymore."
"Neither am I. I just wanna lay here for a little longer."
"Kay." He hugged Sasuke tighter and closed his eyes, relaxing with his boyfriend a little longer.

"DEIDARAAAA!"

"Itachi, un!"

"Deidara!" He slammed open the door and jumped onto him. Deidara hugged back and lead them to the bed.

"What happened?" Itachi said with a sympathetic voice.

"Sasuke made a scary face at me!" He said holding back the sobs that wanted to come bursting through his mouth.

"Awww... My poor Dei baby!" He kissed his cheek and Deidara had his bottom lip protruded. Itachi kissed it and felt Deidara smile at the action.

Sasuke groaned loudly at the loud voices in the other room. Naruto pinched his ass and Sasuke glared at his chest. He pulled away and stretched, his body forming a star on the bed.

"Hah. Sasu the Star." He grinned and laughed while Sasuke made a 'hn'. "OH COME ON! Laugh!"

"Ha...ha!" Sasuke said, smirking at his sarcastic laugh. He slid off the bed, not wanting Naruto to see him naked even though he has already. He spotted his boxers a few feet away from him and grabbed them quickly, slipping them on as quick as he could and standing up. Naruto stared at him with raised brows and the corner of his lip raised.

"What?" Sasuke asked

"Why did you just do all of that?"
"Cuz..."

"Cuz...Oh is it cuz I've seen you naked already and you didn't want me to see you naked?" He asked while smirking at the sense it didn't make.

"Hn. Shut up, dobe."

"Why?"
"I don't know." He said looking at the floor, not wanting to make eye contact with Naruto cuz he knew he was smirking at his recent stupidity.

"I love you Sasuke." He said while laughing and putting his hands behind his head while grinning at Sasuke. Sasuke just glared at him and Naruto didn't care, the grin that Sasuke loved didn't leave his face.

"Hn."

"Sasuke you're adorable." He said smiling and raising his eyebrows at him.

"Hn."

"Sasuke."
"Hn."

"Haha Saaasukeeeee." He said laughing to himself.

"Hn."
"Oh my god.. Sasuke!"
"Hn. What?" He walked back to the bed and sat on the edge. He heard Naruto shuffling around on the bed behind him and then felt a pair of arms snake around his stomach. They stopped when both his hands were connected in front of Sasuke. Naruto rested his head on Sasuke's shoulder and laid it sideways to kiss his neck. Sasuke moaned softly and tilted his head to the side so Naruto could have more access to it.

"Nngh..dobe."

Naruto especially loved how Sasuke could be turned on so quickly. Just a kiss to his neck got him moaning already, Naruto immensly enjoyed this fact about him.

"Oh Sasukee..." He sighed, smiling cuz he was so different. "You're so...different."

"Hn?" He puffed out his cheeks and turned his head to face Naruto's head placed on his shoulder.

"Not in a bad way, teme."
"Oh."

"You said something else!"
"Hn."
"Awww...I mean like, I don't know what I mean actually. You're just...like I said before, different. And I like it." He said squeezing Sasuke harder. He saw that Sasuke's lips curved into a smile and he looked down at Naruto's hands on his stomach. He brought his hands up to Naruto's and started playing with the blonds fingers. Poking them, flicking the finger back and forth, up and down..anything, he felt weird right now. He was in love with this stupid dobe behind him.

"Sasuke..."
"What?"

Sasuke noticed Naruto was hesitant to saying this and he looked at him and then back down because he couldn't look at Naruto. Everytime he did, when he was this close..he would end up blushing. Uchiha's aren't suppose to blush.

"Nevermind.

"Hn. Tell me.."
"No. I can't."
"Why?"
"Because..just nevermind." He got off the bed and found his boxers and put them on. Sasuke got confused and stood up also and walked towards Naruto. He poked him, which was very, very un-uchiha like, but Sasuke did it anyway because he felt like it for some odd reason. Naruto turned around with raised brows and with that stupid, sexy grin of his. Sasuke was wondering how he went fom being serious and hurt one second to sexy and cheerful the next. He'll never know.

"What's wrong with you, dobe?"
"Nothin'." The grin was still present on his face and he threw on his pants once he spotted them on the floor. As he was putting them on, he was serious again. Sasuke stared at him, really confused. He decided to let it go since his assumption was that Naruto did not want to talk about it. Once Naruto stood up and straightened his pants out, he was cheerful adn smiley again. He walked towards Sasuke and picked him up, laying him back on the bed. He left him in search of his pants and found them. Naruto picked them up and slid them on Sasuke's legs.

"I could have put them on myself, dobe."
"No. I do it better." He grinned.

"Sure you do." He smirked one of his competitive smirks and jumped off the bed, sliding his pants the rest of the way on. He zipped and buttoned them and walked out. Naruto followed behind. Naruto noticed they were walking towards the bedroom where Deidara and Itachi slept and wondered what Sasuke was doing walking this way. I mean he knew it was his house and all but that was their room. Sasuke slammed open the door and ran towards the bed and started jumping.

"GET UP, MORONS!"

Naruto stared in disbelief as Sasuke started jumping up and down, very high actually, on their bed. Thinking never in a million years would he had seen Sasuke jumping on a bed. Sasuke noticed Deidara get happy, same for Itachi. Deidara and Itachi got up and started jumping with Sasuke. Deidara thought that this was Sasuke's way of apologizing, jumping on the bed with him but oh was he wrong. Sasuke immediatly stopped jumping and got off the bed, walking away while pouting. Naruto stood in the doorway, puzzled. Naruto apologized and shut the door. He started off towards Sasuke, which was down the stairs and when he reached the kitchen he saw a sexy teme bending over to get some milk in the fridge.

"S-Sasuke what the hell was that?"
"Why did you stutter, dobe? And what was what?"

"N-No reason.." He said staring directly at Sasuke's ass. Sasuke stood up straight and saw Naruto staring down before he could quickly look away.

"Dobe.."
"Huh? Oh. You just started jumping randomly on their bed...Why?"

"Cuz...payback."

"But they liked it.."
"Exactly why I walked off and I'm going to pretend I never did it. So stop talking about it...dobe."
"Wow...umm...Alrighty then." He walked over to the cabinet and took out a poptart for himself and put it in the toaster opposite of where he was standing. He started giggling, trying to be quiet and failing as he kept thinking about the awkward moment. He suddenly felt a punch on his side and he winced.

"Sasuke...what the fuck?" He said still laughing.
"Stop."

"Stop what?" He said, mouth fully agape.

"You're thinking about it, dobe!"
"So?" He finally combusted and started laughing really loud. He held his sides, not because Sasuke punched him, but because they hurt from his outburst of laughter.

"Dobe.." Sasuke warned him.

"T-Teme!"
"Hn." He took a bite out of the poptart Naruto had planned to make for himself, while pouting at him.

"H-hey! T-te-BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" He launched himself after Sasuke and pinned him to the fridge, still laughing his ass off. Soon he calme down, soon meaning about 5 minutes later while Sasuke just stared at him, emotionless.

"Hn."
"Alright...t-teme..haha...Gimme my poptart." He said reaching for it. Sasuke lifted his arm up so he couldn't and that was the biggest fail ever, considering he was shorter than Naruto. He easily took it from Sasuke's hand and bit it. He grinned at Sasuke because he knew he was wondering why the fuck he had done that when he knew for a fact he was shorter than Naruto. Sasuke was about to walk away but then Naruto wouldn't let go.

"Dobe, move."
"Uh uh Sasuke..." He smirked down at him and leaned forward to kiss him gently. Sasuke opened his mouth before Naruto could even ask for entrance and moaned softly. He then realized that just a kiss from this blond man got him going. They heard footsteps and talking coming from the side of them where the stairs were and Naruto pulled away, continuing to eat his poptart.

"Hey guys!"

"Hey Naru!" Itachi said. Sasuke glared at both of them but then turned around to open the fridge. He saw nothing in the fridge and walked towards the cabinet in hopes to find something he could eat that he was in the mood for. Finding nothing he walked towards his blond and took the poptart out of his hand.

"Teme! What the hell?"
"I want it."

"But I was clea-"
"Quiet..it's mine now."
"Teme you suck. In both ways.." He mumbled the last part while smirking. Sasuke glared at him, showing the blond he knew exactly what he said. Apparently he wasn't quiet enough.

"Shut up dobe."

"No teme." He said turning away from Deidara and Itachi to face him.

While going back and forth between "yes" and "no" they didn't notice Deidara and Itachi leave. After about 10 minutes of bickering at eachother they went their separate ways and didn't even ask eachother where Itachi and Deidara went. Sasuke walked upstairs and noticed Naruto was too.

"What dobe?"
"Nothing I'm just walking upstairs, stupid teme!"

"Hn." He walked into the bathroom and slammed it shut.
"TEME!"
"WHAT?"
"I was gonna shower, you asshole!"
"Well isn't that just too bad." He said in a mocking manner "I'm already in here, dobe!"

"ASS!"

Sasuke smirked at his victory and started undressing. He looked down and realized he was hard.

Hn. Stupid dobe's angry face turning me on.

Naruto was on the bed and realized he was uncomfortable down there. He looked down and saw he had a tent.

Stupid teme's angry face making me horny. Time to get rid of it.

He sat up and took off his shirt, tossing it on the floor. He got off the bed and went to the bathroom and unlocked it with his secret key...a paper clip. Hearing the water running, he turned the nob and opened it slowly. While he was listening closely he heard heavy breathing; thus making his harder, he walked in further and slowly and quietly shut the door behind him. He felt his penis throbbing in his pants and he desperately wanted to touch it. He brought his hand down and rubbed it, biting his lip to hold back a loud moan that wanted to slip out of his mouth. Once he heard Sasuke moan his name he wanted to leap after the shower curtain and throw it open but he knew Sasuke would kick him out and not give him any sex at all for a month and that's not pushing it. He pushed his pants down and tossed them out the open door. Naruto brought his hand in his boxers and started jacking off to Sasuke's voice.

"Nngh N-Naru..mmph, more."

"Ahh fuck..Sasuke." He whispered to himself. Naruto started going as fast as he could because he didn't know when Sasuke was going to come out, he assumed it would be when he's done but he didn't know when that was. I mean, he knew when Sasuke screamed as loud as he could he would be done, but he's not just gonna hop out right when he screams. Naruto backed up and went across the hall and leaned on the wall opposite of the bathroom door. Once his back was pressed up against the wall he slid down slowly, his hand still going up and down his hard cock.

"F-fuck, Naruto! Nngh god.."

"That's right Sasuke baby..keep goin."

"Shit...Mmm Naruto fuck me.." Sasuke said while leaning against the shower wall and arching his back, his head tilted upwards whikle his eyes were tightly shut, mouth partly open.

Naruto's hand was going faster than it ever has before. His eyes shot open when he saw the curtain move a little and he rolled away as quickly as he could. His eyes looked back in horror as he saw his pants laying down on the ground. He peeked his head around the corner and saw the curtain still closed, he slowly slid his hand out and slid his pants towards him.

"Naruto.." Sasuke moaned quite loudly. He was going faster and faster while bending over on the ground in the shower, fingering himself. His finger was substituting for Naruto's dick. "Fuck it's not good enough.."

"Goddamn..." He said when he heard Sasuke moan his name. He leaned against the other wall closer to the bathroom and picked up where he left off. His hand would occasionally rub against the tip and then go back down to stroking his erection as fast as he could.

"Nngh...uhhhh...Na-Naru..fuck fuck fuck..FUCK!" Sasuke was moving his finger in and out of himself faster and faster while jacking off, goign the same rhytmn as his finger.

Naruto started thrusting into his hand by this point. Hearing Sasuke's voice was like music to his ears, he could listen to it all...fucking..day.

"Mmmm! Na-Naruto...Naruto Naruto Naruto." Sasuke was moaning his name repeatedly and Naruto was about to explode. "Fuck Naruto I'm so close."

"Mmm...me too baby.." He moaned quietly. He heard banging in the shower and realized Sasuke was probably thrusting into his hand also, possibly fingering himself.

"GAHHHH NARUTO! FUCK...fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck.." He screamed as he exploded into his hand, white ribbons of cum shooting out of the tip of his dick. Sasuke rested his head on the ledge of the tub and rode out his orgasm. "Mmm..god."

Naruto came into his hand as he heard Sasuke scream his name. His hand was still going the same speed after he came. A few minutes after the sexy scream he had heard, he heard the shower curtain slide open. He rushed into the bedroom and lad back on the bed. He put on his pants and left them unzipped and unbuttoned. He rested his hands behind his head and just laid there with his eyes closed. He was replaying Sasuke's moans in his head over and over again. He felt his cock rising again even thought he just came 5 minutes previous to now. He heard his porcelain doll drying off and maneuvering around in the bathroom. He then realized he didn't shut the bathroom door.

FUCK! I AM SO FUCKED! And NOT in the good way. FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCKING SHIT BALLS. I AM SO FUCKING-

"Dobe."

"Yeah?"
"Why is the bathroom door open?"

"Cuz..I wanted to..uh..I wanted to join you in the shower but then I realized I probably wouldn't have gotten sex for a while because you would just kick me out so I just left and I guess I forgot to shut the door. Sorry Sasuke." He turned back to the ceiling, closing his eyes.

"Hn. Whatever." He said blushing a little because now he knew for sure the dobe heard him. Even if the door was closed he knew Naruto heard him. And now he was blushing.

"Sasuke."
"Hn?"
"You're blushing."
"Shut up, dobe."
"Says the one who can't peacfully take a shower." He smirked and rubbed his dick while thinking about his moans. He looked at Sasuke, smirk still present on his face and he saw Sasuke turn the color of his favorite food.

"Quiet."
"Shower screamer."
"Fuck you, dobe."

"Nope. Sounded like you fucked yourself in there, babe." He smirked at this, sitting up on his elbows so get a better look of wet Sasuke. He hard on got harder and stiffer, getting extemely uncomfortable. He slid his pants off and just laid back down in his boxers, tossing a smirk his way before laying down.

Sasuke stared and drooled, trying to resist the urge to leap on the bed and hump the shit out of Naruto's huge boner. Whenever he shifted his eyes elsewhere, they ended up on his erection somehow. Sasuke bit his lip while imagining the pleasure he would recieve from doing what he thought, jumping on the bed and riding Naruto. He wanted...no, needed, to feel him. His cock twitched at the thought and then he felt a hand on his own boner. He looked down and saw it was his own, his hand was betraying him. Sasuke pouted and glared at his own hand for reaching down there and he looked up to see Naruto leaning against the head board and grinning at him. Somehow he got even harder, he pondered about it.

Was it even humanely possible to get even harder...or to be that sexy?

Soon Sasuke felt his feet taking him towards the sexy blond. He saw that Naruto was waving his finger at him and Sasuke didn't wanna go but his feet wouldn't stop moving. Eventually he couldn't take it anymore and just jumped on the bed and onto Naruto's erection, humping him as fast and as hard as he could. Sasuke's chest was moving up and down rapidly and he felt Naruto's hands on his side, helping him move back and forth while the both of them were moaning like crazy. Sasuke leaned down and kissed him passionately and Naruto kissed back with much force considering he was horny. He was just happy Sasuke had forgiven him and was humping him right now.

He loved his porcelain uke..

PLEASE REVIEW!

While I was looking over all of my chapters I noticed that a lot of them were like one-shots...

BUT ANYWAYS! I'm debating whether or not this should be the end and since I hate multiple chaptered stories, I'm leaning more towards yes. So yes, this is the last chapter. I'm sorry if all of you hate me for it being over but I just feel like there's no point of keeping it going since I hate it but at least I didn't discontinue it(:

Perverted Naruto and Adorable Sasuke are NOT...I repeat NOT done. There will be an ass ton of oneshots on my page from now on. Possibly a KakaSasu since I did say I was going to make one...but not anytime soon. More NARUSASU3

But yes, Please review and I'm sure there are gonna be a lot of "Oh nooo..more chapters" or something along those lines. I'm sorry but no. No more. I apologize but multiple chapters are just not me I guess. I tried and failed, I apologize. But I will write a finished sex scene for this if you want. I would do it now but it's just too late and I'm so tired. If you want one tell me in the reviews and I'll make one tomorrow for you guys. Thank you for all who continued reading and reviewed. For all who want to know what happened to Itachi and Deidara they went home and left Sasuke and Naruto to fight over Naruto's stolen poptart.