Some SasuSaku. I got inspired by that Cardcaptor Sakura episode where Sakura and Syaoran are stuck in an elevator. And I got to thinking… what if Neji and Tenten were stuck in an elevator? This one's totally AU.

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Hyuuga Neji and that girl stepped into the elevator of Uchiha Corp.

She had a bow and arrows on her back and was spinning a knife on her finger, in a traditional Chinese style top and had brown hair on two buns on top of her head. Neji had immediately recognized her from watching her take home the gold medal from the Olympics in archery last year and apparently, she had perfect aim and owned a weapons shop.


Tenten and that businessman stepped into the elevator of Uchiha Corp.

He was wearing traditional Hyuuga robes and because of his white eyes Tenten could at once tell by his long, deep brown locks tied off in a loose ponytail that he was Hyuuga Neji, second-in-command to Hyuuga Hiashi at Hyuuga Corp.


The elevator dinged. 2.

3. 4. 5.
Suddenly it was stuck. Tenten screamed, "AHHHH! I'm gonna be late for my reservation at Ichiraku's with Sakura-chan!"
Neji turned to Tenten, "Sasuke's assistant?"
Tenten nodded at him, "My best friend."

"Hn… I'm here for Sasuke. We have business."
Suddenly she turned to him, "Don't you ever have… FUN?"

Fun? That word was foreign to Hyuuga Neji. Everyone knew Hyuuga Neji was all business, no fun.

Suddenly she smirked, "Thought so. Even Uchiha Sasuke has fun."
At this, Neji smirked, "No. Uchiha Sasuke is all business, no fun."

She raised an eyebrow at him, "Ya sure. Then how come he went on a fun date with his assistant last week?"
Hyuuga Neji inwardly twitched, "Sasuke does not have fun."
He turned his head to the other occupant of the elevator… who… was… giggling?

"Oh and I see… you are all business." She laughed.

Suddenly it was unstuck. 6. 7. 8…


41. 42.

DING!
The doors opened. She turned to him. "You need some fun in your life… Hyuuga-san."
Then she turned and hugged the pink-haired assistant of Uchiha and they laughed.


"Ah! There you are, Neji."
"Sorry, Sasuke. I got stuck in an elevator with an Olympic archer…"
"You mean Tenten-san?"

"Ya, she told me you went on a date with your assistant… and it was fun! S-She's crazy…"
"It was…"
"Hn?"
"It was… fun."

"?!?"


Hyuuga Neji walked into the archery grounds of Konoha with ease, Byakugan on, turning his head to see the very person he was looking for.

She had her brown hair tied in two buns on top of her head and was wearing Chinese-style clothing.

She was shooting arrow after arrow into each other as the people of the range clapped.
She turned and, being the only one shooting, ran to get her arrows.

"Oi! Hyuuga-san! What are you doing here?" she said.

"Umm… Tenten-san? You are familiar with 'fun' right?"
"Yes."
"I may need some fun in my life."
She placed her arrows in the quiver and attached the bow to her back, "Pick me up at 8!"

She took off running…
And Neji followed her.


I kind of like this one. It's AU-ish. I made Sakura be Tenten's best friend. Because… well they're together acting friend-ish in some scenes of Naruto. And Sasuke be Neji's best friend. I always pictured Neji to be no fun at all. Even in Naruto, he's always talking about 'main family' and 'training' and 'missions.' Ya, Tenten, can give him fun.