I kind of like this one. I was caught up in reading the Lemony Snicket books and I was at the one where Violet was in a hospital under a fake name… a light bulb went off in my head and I was all, hmm… I haven't used Tenten in a hospital under a fake name yet!

Slight LeeSaku if you want it to be I guess. I didn't intend it that way but if you take it that way it's fine. Muhaha. I'm in the process of writing several from ideas I got from the Lemony Snicket books. Lemony Snicket is whom this idea goes to.

Tenten groaned. It was painful. Where was she?

Flashback:
"Tenten… no matter how many weapons you throw at me, I have Kaiten. You might not want to use Rising Twin Dragons on me because hundreds of weapons would-"

Present time: Tenten groaned. That was right. Neji used Kaiten and hundreds of her own weapons hit her. That was what caused the pain.
"Oh thank youthfulness! She's waking up! NEJI, Tenten's becoming conscious!"
"Hn."

At the same time:
"I-is t-there a T-Tenten h-here?" stuttered a shy Hyuuga.

"Last name?"
"She doesn't have a last name!" Ino screamed.

The receptionist at the hospital scoffed, "Everyone here has a last name…"
"Can't you just look under Tenten?" Sakura asked.

"Nope, I need a last name." the receptionist said.

"Try Rock. Lee would think it 'youthful' to let his beloved comrade borrow his last name." Sakura said, knowing Lee well.
The receptionist look confused, but said, "No Rock here."
"T-try H-Hyuuga." Stuttered Hinata.

"Hyuuga Tenten?" asked the receptionist.

"THAT'S THE ONE!" screamed Ino.

"Hyuuga Tenten! It sounds so right! Doesn't it, Hinata? Won't you love to have Tennie as your cousin in law?"
Neji stiffened upon hearing those words. Tenten's friends at the door. He merely lent Tenten his last name in order to allow her to stay at this hospital.

But why did Hyuuga Tenten sound so right?

"I-Ino, N-Neji-n-nii-s-san w-would k-kill y-you I-if he h-heard. Just o-open t-the d-door…" Hinata stuttered.

Sakura and Ino opened the door, fighting to be first in the doorway. Unlucky for them, the doorway was narrow and pushing each other made them- Crash!

"Sakura… Ino… do not block the door. I have to get through…" Shizune said, stepping over them, Hinata following.

"N-nii-san?" Hinata asked, "Will she be all right?"
"Ya… just give her time… Hinata?" Neji responded.

"Y-yes, N-Neji-n-nii-s-san?" stuttered Hinata.

"I have a mission. An A-Ranked one. Watch over her for me."

"H-Hai, N-Nii-s-san…"

Hyuuga Neji stumbled into the gates of Konoha scroll in hand. It wouldn't have been that bad a mission, had he not been attacked by several A-Ranked Cloud missing-nin on the way back, depleting his chakra and when he was out- he had several injuries. Neji slowly felt himself slipping away.

Hyuuga Hiashi swiftly walked through the streets of Konoha.
Flashback:
Hyuuga Hiashi opened the door to the Yamanaka flower shop.

"Hyuuga-sama? What brings you here today?" asked the kunoichi who worked there, Ino.

"Hn. Getting flowers for my injured nephew in the hospital."
Ino laughed, "He's lucky. They put him in a room with his wife, Tenten."
Hyuuga Hiashi turned from the carnations he was looking at to Ino, "Pardon me?"
Ino giggled, "I said his wife, Tenten."
Hearing those words, Hiashi bolted out of the flower shop.

"Hey, Hiashi-sama? It was a joke!" she called out after him, but he didn't hear. He was long gone.

How dare my nephew not invite ME to his wedding, thought Hiashi as he hurried through the streets.

Oh come on your just happy he's married.

Who are you? Thought Hiashi.

Why, I am Inner Hiashi!

Go away, Hyuuga's don't have Inners, he thought again.

Hyuuga Hiashi burst into the hospital, "Is there a Hyuuga Neji and a Hyuuga Tenten here? Same room perhaps?"
The receptionist searched through the files, "Yes. Same room. Room down the hall, take a right, a left, and another left."
"Thanks," said Hiashi hurrying off.

Hyuuga Neji slowly opened his eyes, staring into several faces of pale eyes in front of him. He looked towards the dresser. Several cards and gifts and a 'Congratulations, Newlyweds' balloon were there. Wait… hold up a second. Congratulations, Newlyweds?

"He's awake. Everyone go for a few minutes. I want a word with my nephew alone."
Everyone left.
"Neji, I am extremely disappointed in you. Getting married without my permission. But… I mean, at least your married! Give me several prodigy children!"

Neji sat up, "Hiashi-sama, what are you talking about?"

Hiashi smirked, "Your marriage. By the way, the Elders are throwing you a wedding shower tomorrow…"

Neji turned to Hiashi, "Tenten and I are not married. I simply lent her my name to let her stay at the hospital."

Hiashi rubbed his temples.
"You know what this means, right, Neji?" Hiashi asked.

Neji sighed, "Tenten and I will have to marry, anyway, correct?"
Hiashi nodded and walked away.

A much more healed Tenten and Neji walked through the streets of Konoha, hand in hand.

"Why didn't you protest to your Uncle's request?"

"Hn?"

"You heard what I said."
"Why didn't you?"

Haha. I've always wanted to give Hiashi an inner. Yay I was able to in this oneshot. I need to update more often. You see, I have to have 500 of these by January 1st, 2009. Or I can write a Gaaten, KankHina story where Neji is a jerk. I mean, I do not have anything against those pairings. I just don't support them. But… I do read Gaaten, KankHina if it's good.